>17 year old man comes into the surgery
>Complains of difficulty breathing on occasion
>Believes he has asthma
>Wants me to give him an inhaler
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28240827
I7 year olds are usually referred to as "boy" in most medical texts.
>>28240855
>Anon comes into my thread
>Complains of my use of terminology
>Wants me to give him an acknowledgment
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>28241367
im just correcting you so you can get it right next time
>>28241498
Quiet you, you're supposed to be dead.
>>28240827
Your meme won't catch on grandpa.
tfw no lethal dose of morphine to take the pain away permanently
>>28241536
I actually really like his meme and how it will just come up occasionally.
>a junkie comes into my clinic
>complains of various vague ailments, including back pains that are not lessened by OTC meds, and a persistent cough not responding to Robitussin and Tylenol PM, etc
>he wants a "lethal" (for non-tolerant pain med individuals) dose of morphine
>give him an extremely high dose of narcan instead
that junkie will be in for the worst 48 hours of his life
who else /mischief/ here?
>>28241632
>>give him an extremely high dose of narcan instead
Honestly, is this the most extreme pain and discomfort a human is physically capable of experiencing? It seems like it.
