37 here
There was a newer version of this crap, I hope someone posts it.
81. As I thought
>>28238755
I am already bored trying to do this
I scored an 84 but cyborg fits me much better than slightly strange.
>>28238755
117
think the point system is retarded though
I can't do this.
I'm a mix between an apprentice. slightly strange and a chad
How the fuck is that possible
Solid robot at 39.FML
>>28238755
37 is impressive OP.
86...
i can find myself in that
Forgot my own score, oops.
>>28239504
70. The social part kind of murdered my score. I guess I don't belong here though, but by that chart I doubt most people here do.
>>28239503
Well i guess staying in bed for 2 years doing literally nothing is pretty wierd.Like i had to go to the hospital with liver failure and water filled lungs at 16.I'm a fucking wreck.
>>28239564
In bed because physical handicap or because robot?
38
Just... just... I dont know anymore guys
>>28238755
Scored a 104. I'll be a Chad soon enough
56. Social let me down of course.
81.
Cursed forever to wander between the worlds, while never feeling part of any of them. Feels batman, except for when I drink or keep my mind of it with VIDYA/TV SHOWS/BOOKS
>>28239612
Because robot.And i got these conditions because lack of physical activity.
59
oh well. oh well
44 and 53 after the bonus round
I guess it's not so bad but it sucks to be a borderline shut in
>>28238755
This is fucking retarded. Why do you have to add points for not having a drug addiction or not having a criminal record?
Literally the only people who have drug addictions/criminal records are normie as fuck. Do you seriously think that people who go out and rob stores/assault people or who can converse with a drug dealer without shitting themselves are robots? How the fuck would a true, socially awkward robot deal with either of those things?
49
originaru desu
>>28239873
Most ex-cons I know sit inside all day and complain about nobody wanting to be near them.
>>28239921
>Most ex-cons I know sit inside all day and complain about nobody wanting to be near them.
Yeah, and that makes them robots, right? Because ex-cons were sitting around at 13/14 being bullied at school and having no friends.
No they fucking weren't. Criminals are invariably alpha male and often outright Chads. You will get the odd fucked up kid with a mental disorder, but usually those guys are school shooters/stalkers/murderers and so are more than just the average criminal.
Robots would not commit petty crimes. They wouldn't have the balls to. If they have the balls to, they are not robots.
35
damn fuck me
88
I just need to get a girlfriend and kiss her to be a normalfag, so close.
>>28239995
Well as a penalist lawyer I can tell you both profile can exist.
Alpha will be more into : violence, robbery, cold blood crime.
Ex: Roberto Succo
Beta sperglord will be more like a pedophile or a sexual criminal.
Ex: Denis Waxin
>>28240085
Exactly. But the OP implies that having ANY criminal record makes you more of a robot.
That said, I still don't think pedophiles/sexual criminals can really count as robots. Robots, even if they are attracted to kids, will sit at home and have perverted fantasies because they won't have the guts to go out and do anything. If they have the guts, they're probably not robots.
54
The social column was brutal
63 Damn, I thought I was relatively normal.
57 so close to next level
62
Need to stop vidya, anime, doujins and 4chan
fucking 25 please hang me
>>28238755
>142
Not even successful
119 here
28 year old male. I'm not a Chad, i have absolutely no idea how to get women to be sexually interested in me. Only had one girlfriend before, a year ago she actually asked me out herself, which has never happened before or since.
I look after myself, but the sad thing is that no matter how attractive you are, If you don't know how to make advances on women nothing will ever happen (at least in 27 years).
got 28 I will ascend one day
136. fit category. pretty sure i should walk out slowly.
95. Normie as I thought
>>28238755
45
Lots of career/financial accomplishments but almost nothing in any other category
>>28241231
also im sending ops pic to my gf because its hilarious.
104, but this test is busted. Too many free points on shit you can easily change. Why is owning a house 1 point but showering is 2?
Used to always score Cyborg on this, but now I scored 95. That makes me a normalfag.
I'd like to say we're all gonna make it, but I miss the old NEET days and being loved by girls isn't close to being as cool as it sounded. In fact, it's not cool at all.
Even as a normalfag, life still blows. No one is gonna make it.
>>28241569
its ok to be gay
57
eh, not as bad as I thought it would be
66
Not surprised to say the least.
dug this up from late last year
>>28238755
Slightly strange. Sounds about right
>tfw was cybrog but now Slightly Strange
Maybe one day I'll be a normalfag and finally be happy with myself.
36
The system is retarded but anyone with 100+ score needs to leave
>>28238755
Robot at 54. Came close, but I want it to be known that I have NEVER HAD A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP. Neither do I have anything to be proud of, really.
107 but no attractive face nor ever been in a relationship of any kind
feelsbadman
>>28239873
I collect militaria, stamps, and coins. I'm proud of those possessions, but they're all highly autistic.
![CQ87xGdUAAAJqoY[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4S5mEJ2.jpg "CQ87xGdUAAAJqoY[1].jpg")
>46
Also everyone over 80 FUCKING LEAVE YOU NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
31
>you're the worst even on r9k
I got a 60. It fits me. I go outside and work, but I hate every moment.
>>28238755
63.
I somewhat improved by a miracle.
still have my results from the last time I did this
13
No wonder why I feel like I don't belong here anymore.
Its cause I never did
49. kill me I thought I was normal
>>28238755
62
What is "Recreational screen-time up to 4h a day" ?
>>28238755
62. cyborg, pretty accurate
I counted 59
>138
Do I have to leave now?
>>28238755
Literally no one can answer these questions honestly. It will be affected by how much you love/hate yourself. Nobody is as bad as they think they are and nobody is as good as they think they are.
pic related its my car
>>28246324
Of course you can be honest with yourself. You're the weirdo here
>>28246296
no bro, you're obviously lying :)
>i'd be a Robot if I didn't have a loving relationship like 11 years ago
feels good
>>28238755
got a 93, agree with that
>38
jesus fuck guys, i really need money for a whore
>>28238755
72
too weird to be a normie
too normie to be a robot
feelsbadman.jpg
46, almost entirely from being physically in good shape, having a degree, and being employed.
>>28239468
Literally this. I chalk it up to not being a virgin and lots of sex (gayfag)
I got a 60, but if I hadn't stumbled into two sexual relationships a few years ago this would be looking pretty bleak. Also, being forced into a job and counting that for the social interactions helped my score significantly
84.. a bit lower than I expected, but it wasn't terrible.
wew lad
m k,ogkfgofresdfvvmnnm
I know this is a funny message board... but I actually thought this test was really cool and insightful. I'm serious guys.
I've been having trouble, I'm sure like a lot of you, and it does put things into perspective. The "normies" aren't really even normal. This really helped me understand this. They're like a species in a jungle. It's hilarious.
The whole social "game" is a completely phony shitshow. I don't even understand entirely yet, but what's interesting about it is that it makes it clear how artificial the whole climb itself is.
You can just do those things if you want, or not. If you want to be at the higher end of the scale you can. It makes it clear that sort of.. well, a lot of the people up there chose to be there. And they could have just as easily ended up at the bottom. It's not that simple, but I do think it helps to show the artificiality of the whole charade.
I love it.
Also, to be honest, it helps to give a guide on things to change if you do desire to rise on the scale. I'm gunning for 130, fuck it.
Why not, huh?
I'll take my cyborg ways with me.
>>28238755
68
hold me fampi.
>>28238755
>Grand Wizard
kek best thing ive ever read here, even better than super autist
>>28238755
Honestly, there is nothing more normie than smoking weed. Assuming you're an American.
>>28246852
What in the sweet fuck are you on about?
High scoring robot.
>>28247032
He's probably drunk or high
>>28238755
Physical: 23
Mental: 7
Social: 7
Accomplishment: 18
Bonus!!!: 6
Total: 61, Cyborg
Not bad, I guess maybe I shouldn't kill myself yet. I'm only two points off from being a robot though, so I gotta be careful, if my phone breaks I'm doomed.
daily reminder that the physical colum has NOTHING to do with being a robot.
whats the point of looking good when your too scared to even order pizza? if you are a true robot on the inside you will get the same amount of exclusion, disgusted looks and spaghetti as any other robot.
>>28247250
I think it's about taking care of yourself.
You don't have to be an Adonis, but being a fat piece of shit that never showers is gross
121 the roman empire said
>>28238755
My rating was 74
98
Horribly depressed, terrible at socializing, poor hygiene, barely any interests or hobbies besides posting on 4chan, but apparently I'm a normalfag because I'm in college, have a healthy relationship with my family, not addicted to drugs, and don't enjoy degenerate activity
Good to know.
>>28238755
>being a girl gives the most points
When will this shitty meme die?
>>28248154
I think you just showed yourself the door
54, as I expected
original
>>28248315
well girls can't be robots so that's why
>>28248331
I don't want to step through the door
38
not terrible.
>>28248381
Just because you can't get laid doesn't mean your life is more difficult than a woman's.
>>28248405
I think the grass is probably actually greener on the other side, go to the light, and other cliches... why do you still come here?
>>28238755
50
not bad I guess
orignalocomento
67
I was quite impressed, actually.
>>28248490
Because this place is pretty fun, I like it here
>>28246404
No, I just think about things more then you.
>honest with yourself
haha ok
>>28238755
99
Stop objectifying me based on my number, shitlord. I'll have you know i'm a frequent memer and a designated oldfag.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtry60oPw4YUYNSvVkBgJrA
Normies dont post their manifestos to the internet.
Scoring anything less than 90 or more than 120 is degenerate.
Off by one, 59.
>>28238755
Borderline between cyborg and slightly strange, depends on some questions. I'd say both make sense. I have a normie friend group, but I'm not really close with any of em
>>28239641
HOLY SHIT. YOU MADE IT. Good on you anon, you graduated.
>>28248453
Being robot doesn't mean being disadvantages necessarily. Sure, robots have a tough time in some areas, but that does not mean normies are all better off. Robots are people who lack confidence, charisma, direction, or any sort of leverage or control in social situations. The fact is women in general have a lot more leverage in social situations. There are exceptions sure, but I've yet to see a woman in real life who's facebook/snapchat/text notifications aren't constantly in the double digits.
Oh shit do I need to leave the board?
>do decent on physical portion
>as soon as I get to mental/social, everything goes downhill
I'm 61, Cyborg. Fuck I feel like a pariah as it is, now I'm basically in the middle of the road with no side to turn to.
>that first half of social
autism t b h
I got 124, definitely not a chad though, just lucky. I definitely feel more like slightly strange/normalfag
Fuck you guys though I'm still staying on this board, you guys are 2 funny sometimes
>>28249204
yup. GTFO
>23
How does this happens? It's my life, but I don't know either
>>28238755
80 even though I'm a 23 y/o KV. Am I gonna make it?
i knew i was a cyborg
>>28239485
>>28239641
>>28240714
>>28241065
>>28241231
>>28241329
>>28241569
>>28246296
>>28246459
>>28246491
>>28246725
>>28246819
>>28248154
>>28249204
>>28249266
Fucking get out. NOW.
>You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (6.15% content).
>57
And here I thought I was secret normie
>102
I thought id be a cyborg at best
>>28249405
This is the nicest thing anyone has said to me in a while. is it because some girl made the mistake of letting me put my dick in her?
>>28238755
>121
I was at 30 after the physical. You're seriously fucking spergs.
52 robot lads
64
Dunno how to feel about this desu.
Got an even 100
>>28249266
I'm the same my lowest score was social and that's because i'my a kiss less Virgin
106 here
>>28246090
you don't belong anywhere
>>28239873
Real robots get criminal records by accident.
This one robot I know has zero social skills, but his therapist told him to make friends, so he asked me for my phone number. I'm a guy and so is he. It was so painfully awkward that I Googled him and realized he's on the sex offender registry.
He was an obese neckbeard manlet who wore only tie-dye shirts, smelled like he never showered, and instead of a wallet wore a neck lanyard with all his cards clipped to it. He also wore a few mardi gras beads.
So awkward.
Also I scored 93 which feels accurate but is as disquieting as my life.
>>28241182
how will you lower your number? go for a perfect 0!!!!
27, I fucking hate my life.
Someone be my friend please.
>>28246090
I appreciate you anon.
>tbo
>>28249751
go for 0!!!!!! i believe in u!!!!
also: what crimes did you get charged with?
>>28238755
63
Where do I go now?
>>28249751
hey man ill be your friend if you'll be friends with someone who scored an 89
57
Two years ago it would have been 24
Maybe there's hope for me after all?
>tfw the mental section and accomplisment section fucked me up
Who else here /fit/ but a loser with mental issues?
>>28249853
Fuck, let me change that to 28
fucked up, I got no crimes charged against me.
35. Got pushed out of wizard apprentice territory because my mom has texted me recently.
