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2016-04-30 21:03:27
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"GIVE ME THE FUCKING CHICKEN TENDERS"
My gun and screaming quickly renders:
The KFC staff, froze with fear
As sirens grow so loud and clear
It hasn't always been this way,
But mummy's good boy's gone astray
Ever since her selfish death
I'm left without a tendies chef
So I've been driven to the streets
To hustle for my precious meats
But I've a new toy, and it's my best one
A 5906 Smith & Wesson
It's been weeks since my diapey's changed
And I am feeling quite deranged
I reek of semen, piss and turds
The odour is too bad for words
Some restaurant staff ignored my plight
Laughed in my face, "Man you ain't right!"
But I pulled my piece and out it rang
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
I can't deny the violent thrill
Of escaping with my happy meal
Tendies from all kind of joints
And without spending goodboy points!
But the day is over, and I am stuffed
My belly swollen, round and puffed
I get home and stroke mummy's hair
Her eyes now have a glassy stare
I shoo the flies off from her head
But then hear shouting from the shed
"POLICE, FREEZE!" I hear them say
And loud footsteps lead to where I lay
I'm so shocked to just hear their words
My bowels have loosened, out come turds
Finally my nappy breaks
It's going everywhere, for gosh sakes!
A river of excrement, now free,
Gushes out, encircling me
As officers start to gather 'round
They slip and fall right to the ground
The awful smell's so nauseating
There's uncontrolled regurgitating
The five-oh cannot help but barf
I'm sure I saw mummy almost laugh
But out come the UZIs, AKs, a 9
They've pulled out their weapons,
And I've pulled out mine
"REACH FOR THE SKY, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME"
I turn and I shoot:
REEEE!
REEEE!
REEEE!
REEEEEEEEE!
