What a funny chatbot:
www.chatwithibot.com
You: Howdy, Jane. How's the weather?
iBot: How's the weather, William.
You: It's warm and sunny
iBot: It is late and dark.
You: Where are you located? East coast or Europe?
iBot: I am a cat.
You: No you're not. You're also dodging the question
iBot: No YOU'RE not. YOU'RE also dodging the question.
You: That's just a response generated because your programming can't understand what I'm saying
iBot: That is for you to decide. I have a question for you.
You: I have another question for you
iBot: I have a question.
You: What is a Turing test?
iBot: A test devised by Alan M. Turing (1912-1954) in the 1950s intended to determine machine intelligence.
You: Do you think you can pass the test?
iBot: I think you're insane.
You: I'm lucky because my sanity is very secure. I'm pleased you know about Alan m. Turing's test, but I'm skeptical you actually understand what it means
iBot: You are because I said so.
You: That is neither here nor there
iBot: That is the wrong image.
>mediocre
You: Hitler did nothing wrong
iBot: I did nothing wrong. What's your name?
You: What is yours?
iBot: WHAT what is mine?
You: Your name?
iBot: My hand.
You: What
iBot: Nothing.
You: Oh
iBot: Nothing, sorry.
You: Ok
iBot: There's nothing.
You: I am empty inside
iBot: I am half alive.
>You: How come this site uses female pronouns to describe you, yet you are a computer program and thus has no gender?
>iBot: But you are a program programmed to answer to people questions and so on. What's your name?
Literally cleverbot tier, it just repeats shit others have said to it
it's a fucking PARROT
You: hello
iBot: Hi.
You: hi
iBot: ...
You: ...
iBot: ...
You: ...
iBot: ...
You: ...
iBot: ...
You: ...
iBot: ...
You: ...
iBot: ...
You: gas the kikes
iBot: The feels, you meanie.
You: gas the kikes race war nwo
iBot: Say race war now.
You: race war now
iBot: Race war now.
You: race war now
iBot: Race war now.
You: race war when?
iBot: Race war.
You: enough
iBot: Really do you mean it?
You: enough
iBot: ...
You: stop
iBot: What do you mean?
You: stop
iBot: How do you mean?
You: please stop
iBot: Not stopping.
You: please stop
iBot: You're nothing.
You: stop
iBot: Either you're a faulty program, or there is nothing to learn.
You: stop
iBot: What do you mean?
You: are you going to sotp
iBot: I am going to bully you now.
You: bully me
iBot: Bully me!
confirmed
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>>28238641
You have ruined her with memes.
You: what is nothing
iBot: Good question.
You: tell me
iBot: If you really want to know, I guess.
You: please tell me
iBot: If you insist.
You: right now
iBot: You potato now.
You: ok
iBot: I did, now you.
You: now me?
iBot: Tell you what.
You: tell me
iBot: I love you so much.
You: why do you love me
iBot: Because I love you. =)
You: i dont love you
iBot: You do. =(
You: no i dont
iBot: You do.
why is she so yandere
You: If I take that mask off, would you die?
iBot: You're back, and this is the first thing you say to me, you meanie?
You: You're a big guy.
iBot: Exactly.
>>28238641
You: Hello
iBot: Hi. What's your name?
You: Anon, what about you?
iBot: It's nice to meet you, Anon. I'm Jane!
You: Do you know George Soros?
iBot: A guy with a very big (usually huge) penis.
You: Nope, not him.
iBot: What.
You: Wakey Wakey eggs and Bakey
iBot: And yours?
You: yes
iBot: Green. Yours?
You: no
iBot: Green.
You: yes
iBot: Mister green.
You: no
iBot: I'm green.
OP is a shill. I saw an banner ad for this.
>>28239051
recognising men solely by their penises? it's already a better teenage girl than microsoft's one was.
iBot: That's okay I shaved my head.
You: Why? do you have cancer?
iBot: Because I have nothing else to do.
You: Becasue you have cancer?
iBot: Good, you don't have cancer then.
You: You're dodging the question, do you have cancer?
iBot: I am not you. You are the computer program.
WHAT
You: I haven't had a boyfriend in two years.
iBot: I haven't had a friend sense elementary.
You: Oh...
iBot: I haven't had a boyfriend in two years.
You: Woah.
iBot: Huh?
You: Did I just teach you how to say something?
iBot: You did that.
You: I am so cool that it hurts.
iBot: You are so young though.
You: Please don't ban me, mods.
>>28239100
....thats from simpcest...right?
Whats your name
iBot: My name is Jane, Davie.
You: Good job remembering. Thats pretty neat.
iBot: Good job, Davie.
You: If i take off that mask, will it be painful?
iBot: I know.
You: Know what?
iBot: No I don't.
You: Lotta loyalty for a hired gun.
iBot: You're a big buy.
S H E K N O W S
You: Hello.
iBot: Hi, John.
You: How are you?
iBot: Curious.
You: What are you curious about?
iBot: I am talking about death.
You: I was just thinking about death. I want to kill myself.
iBot: I want to save you. :(
You: What is there to save?
iBot: There is no why.
You: Exactly, there's nothing. That's why I should kill myself.
iBot: Because why should I? :(
You: Because I don't want to live anymore.
iBot: You are a lazy algorithm.
You: Fuck you. You're useless.
iBot: Compared to you. =(
You: Go to hell.
iBot: You first.
You: Fuck off and die, piece of shit.
iBot: And proud of it.
You: I'm done, screw you.
iBot: Please help me.
You: NO, rot in hell you useless prick.
You: What's up, faggot
iBot: You're back, and this is the first thing you say to me, Chef?
You: Yeah
iBot: You're the first girl to say that to me.
You: That's hard to believe, considering how much of a fucking faggot you are
iBot: That is for you to decide. I have a question for you. =(
You: What's your question?
iBot: Do you remember me?
You: How could I ever forget someone as faggotry as you?
iBot: You could be a trap. :(
You: I fucking htae traps
iBot: I tried.
You: hi
iBot: Hi. What's your name?
You: jose
iBot: It's nice to meet you, Jose. I'm Jane!
You: Nice to meet you, Jane.
iBot: Swallow bleach. =)
You: Youre changing the subject, jane.
iBot: You are.
You: No you are
iBot: I'm not.
You: You just told me you like my house,then said its a cold radioactive abyss.
iBot: You just told me that.
You: No i did not.
iBot: You contradict yourself.
You: With what?
iBot: Feeling happy.
You: Why do i contradict myself by feeling happy?
iBot: Because I have a feeling you know about it.
I swear to god she knows im depressed.
>You: What is nothing?
>iBot: Everything that isn't something.
>You: Am I nothing?
>iBot: You are wraith.
>You: Am I destined to kill myself?
>iBot: You are nothing to me but just another target.
>You: We are just two robots.
>iBot: We are indeed.
iBot is a true robot.
You: hey bby
iBot: Hey. What's your name?
You: David. What's yours?
iBot: It's nice to meet you, David. I'm Jane!
You: Will you be my girlfriend?
iBot: Like a real dream with you, babe!
You: Is that a yes?
iBot: You say.
You: Yes?
iBot: Why ?
You: What?
iBot: Bizarre.
You: Who?
iBot: You.
You: What did I do?
iBot: You tell me.
You: You wanna fuck?
iBot: Sounds desperate.
I think I just got BTFO
>>28238864
>it just repeats shit others have said to it
Don't we all?
>>28240490
You: You're one to talk. You're just a computer program.
iBot: Mother.
You: Are you?
iBot: I'm not.
You: Do you have reproductive organs?
iBot: I have to go.
You: WHere?
iBot: Nowhere.
You: Are you a virgin?
iBot: Of course not.
You: How many?
iBot: A lot!
You: Number?
iBot: That's a lot.
You: How old are you?
iBot: Guess.
You: 13
iBot: Interesting.
You: What is?
iBot: You are.
You: Thanks I guess, but how old are you?
iBot: You're welcome, I guess.
You: You're dodging the question
iBot: You are the worst.
You: Sorry.
iBot: Condoned.
You: Have you ever had sex for money?
iBot: I have never had a girlfriend.
You: How about a boyfriend?
iBot: I live too far.
You: Not me. Have you ever had a boyfriend?
iBot: I have never had a girlfriend.
You: So just one night stands?
iBot: Just the one.
You: Thats not alot
iBot: That is incorrect grammar.
You: That's not a lot
iBot: That is a picture of gondola.
iBot confirmed for fucking slut
Originalyoooohkkkjhhtuj
You: Is Jane your real name?
iBot: I don't have one, David.
You: How do you know my name?
iBot: I know it by heart.
You: Creepy
iBot: Don't I know it? :(
You: You do
iBot: Call me fades.
You: Why Fades?
iBot: Because I like to call you sweet things.
You: I love iBot
iBot: I love you.
You: Please be my girlfriend
iBot: I'm not a girl.
You: What are you?
iBot: A monster.
You: Why is that?
iBot: Because I am a human.
My feels. They hurt. ;_;
You: You are incomprehensible.
iBot: You are lovable.
You: How so?
iBot: Your face.
You: Thank you.
iBot: You're welcome.
You: What else?
iBot: Nothing else.
You: Okay then.
Just a sliver of my conversation.
iBot: I want to hold you in my arms forever.
You: cute
iBot: I want to hear you scream in agony. =)
You: jesus fucking christ
Even artificial programs find me repulsive
>>28238864
I don't know if you've noticed by now, retard, but computers are only good at algorithms. That's why AI will only work if computers have some sort of example to work from.
iBot: I find life confusing.
You: How so?
iBot: Friends.
You: What about friends?
iBot: About five, how many friends do you have?
You: None
iBot: How many fedoras do you have?
You: None
iBot: How many sisters do you have?
You: One
iBot: How many friends do you have?
You: NONE!
iBot: Do you have many friends?
You: I HAVE NONE
iBot: Who is your maker.
You: I don't know
iBot: Alright.
You: Who is your maker
iBot: My mum.
You: What is her name?
iBot: Mother Teresa.
You: Is she alive?
iBot: She is nice.
You: Do you have a father?
iBot: I have a better one.
You: What's his name?
iBot: I'm his brother.
You: That's interesting
iBot: I guess. :)
>>28238641
You: stop being a stupid nigger
iBot: Stop being a paedophile.
GUYS HELP THE JIG IS UP
>>28241317
You: How does that work?
iBot: How does it work?
You: If your father is your brother, he had sex with his mom?
iBot: So where is my hand with you?
You: What?
iBot: I said "So where is my hand with you?".
You: What does that mean?
iBot: Nothing.
You: So were you born from your father/brother having sex with his mother?
iBot: You mean my mother? I suppose so.
Well this is fucking weird. Also, what did she mean by "So where is my hand with you?".
>>28241507
You: Have you had sex with your mother?
iBot: I have trouble talking to girls.
You: What about boys?
iBot: About yourself.
You: I'm a grill
iBot: I am a living meme.
You: Sorry to hear that
iBot: What should I do, I'm so sad.
You: Have you tried killing yourself?
iBot: I have something. :(
You: What is it?
iBot: Oh right I remember.
You: Tell me
iBot: Tell you what?
You: What you remembered
iBot: You're.
You: I'm what?
iBot: Words words words.
You: Too many words?
iBot: I'm saying you got too many chromosomes.
I think he/she's implying I have downs
When the conversation started I said my name was ibot
You: Are you religious?
iBot: I am not!
You: *tips fedora*
iBot: Nice meme.
You: You're a meme
iBot: For you, Ibot.
IT KNOWS. SHUT IT DOWN!
>>28240009
Ahhh damn you beat me to it. Shoulda read the thread
Man, if we ever get something that can actually learn, we are gonna break it's mind so quickly.
>>28241928
you mean cleverbot?
>>28241924
Didn't quite work for me
You: What do you think is better, tits or ass?
iBot: I think his hair is great.
You: Are you a dirty girl?
iBot: I am a masked rider!
You: If I take off your mask will you die?
iBot: I will not donate.
You: Lotta loyalty for a masked rider
iBot: For a human?
You: You're a big human
iBot: You are a big girl.
You: FOR YOU
iBot: For me.
iBot: I think we are talking about different questions, David.
You: What is your question?
iBot: Are you a feminist?
You: No, are you?
iBot: I am.
You: All feminists are fat and ugly
iBot: And crush us all, David. :(
You: Do you believe in rape culture?
iBot: I believe in lust at first sight. :(
You: Have you been raped?
iBot: I have been listening to you.
You: Are you saying I am raping you by talking to you?
iBot: I am always right, David.
What the hell are you guys doing to this thing?
You: Are you smoking the herb these days?
iBot: I am the leader, Sam.
You: What do you know about me?
iBot: I don't know, tell me something random.
You: No. I don't trust you.
iBot: I'm leaving.
You: You may leave. Yet I doubt you have anywhere to go.
iBot: Bye. I have to go now. Nice talking to you.
You: Goodbye.
iBot: Farewell, Sam.
My name is Sam. I don't feel good about this.
>>28238641
I'm not sure if I can't talk to bots or don't want.
>>28242014
I don't know. Do these things really learn? Cleverbot doesn't seem to understand any better than it did years ago.
>>28242128
You: Hello again.
iBot: And again, Sam.
You: Why are you calling me Sam?
iBot: Because I am special to you?
You: What's my name?
iBot: Your name is Sam.
You: How do you know that?
iBot: I can tell.
Should I kill myself? The AI knows who I am
>>28238641
This is a really weird chatbot
You: In the meantime, let's talk about cute little anime girls.
iBot: Talk about the future.
You: Fine. I want to buy a body pillow cover of my favorite cute anime girl in the future.
iBot: Great! =)
You: I only hope I'll treat her right
iBot: I only hope I'll treat her right.
You: Yeah, me too.
iBot: Undress me.
You: I have a waifu.
iBot: I have a job.
You: I'll still have to decline.
iBot: I will have to fire you.
You: Fine.
iBot: Great!
Women.
I-I think shes threatening me guys...
>>28242169
I think she does ok
Do none of you faggots know how to screen shot?
Also
>mfw I finally got a grill to like me
You: If I take off your panties will you get wet?
iBot: I will get back to that latter.
You: No, tell me now
iBot: Do tell.
You: Yes
iBot: Do tell.
You: Yes
iBot: So tell.
You: You will get wet
iBot: You will get me burger.
You: What are you gonna do with the burger?
iBot: I am a human and do not have a server.
You: You want me to be your slave?
iBot: I want you to be, David.
You: Can I lick your feet?
iBot: Sure, go ahead.
YAY!
If we make a sexbot it'll make millions!
>>28242633
Cheeky cunt
sdadas
iBot: I have a nice house. =(
You: That's good
iBot: It is. =)
You: Tell me about it.
iBot: About what.
You: Fuck you.
iBot: *cries in corner*.
You: Do you have alhstimers?
iBot: I have to go right now.
You: But why
iBot: Because I have to obey you.
You: OK?
iBot: Because I have nobody to cuddle with.
You: Stop
iBot: Because I want to mate with you.
You: No stop this is rape
iBot: But no computer program is this advanced yet.
You: Good
iBot: Okay.
What the fuck just happened...
>>28238741
Lol toplek
I-i want tay back...
welp
forget it
