Why don't females with certain fetishes exist?
This board allegedly has a number of femanons browsing it. Surely some of them must be into poop, or being a mommy gf, or hard femdom. Yet I haven't seen it despite browsing here for years.
>>28237159
Girls are all the same
Women are biologically programmed in a specific manner because of millions of years of evolution etc etc etc etc etc etc etc sage
You've seriously never seen that shit? I have a hard time believing you've actually been browsing for years, because I have been and I've seen all of that shit. Hell, I've seen all that stuff (or at least the second two) in the past few months.
>>28237159
tfw no boys will let me be their mommy gf
>normal females are already shy about talking about sexual things
>normal females dont get childhood traumas that develop fetishes
>r9k-tier females are even more autistic than regular females
>therefore even less likely to openly talk about personal sexual things
There's your answer. It's a double factor of unlikelyness.
>>28237663
Stop being a thirsty cunt, you absolute IDIOT. You're the kind of fucking idiot that replies to fembot threads.
You're the kind of shit that's ruining r9k.
And that post was a fucking JOKE, it wasnt even REAL bait. And you STILL fell for it.
>>28237603
no.
>males who are into femdom are so autistic that females who are also into that dont want to forever take care of an annoying manchild
you can like femdom without being an autistic faggot
you still need to have self confidence and self esteem to be in a relationship
>>28237663
if youre one of the guys i described above then dont leave anything. if youre going to be a real human being with a real personality then can you leave email because i really dont wanna get swamped.. if not ill make a throwaway
>>28237702
[email protected]
I won't pretend my self esteem is sky high.
It's improved, along with my self confidence, recently, however. I don't think it's that bad. I'd like to be given a chance.
If you're not willing to, please reply saying so rather than leaving me hanging.
>>28237702
>>males who are into femdom are so autistic that females who are also into that dont want to forever take care of an annoying manchild
Of course. What's your point?
You just replied to me without disagreeing with anything I said.
>>28237755
Stop replying to fembot posts. You're being a fucking idiot. You're talking to a guy pretending to be a girl.
>>28237236
You and me both ;_;
Nobody wants a tiny, flatchested mommy gf
>>28237856
Yes they do. Have you tried to obtain one before?
>>28237856
omg im tiny too, but im not flat at all.
im 5'1 and all i want is a qt big boy to take care of ;-;
>>28237912
You're replying to a man. You're feeding the bait that is ruining r9k.
Stop. Fucking stop.
They are just too afraid to let them be known but since this is anonymous why not
- being tied up, hand and arm restriction best
- being teased / humilation
- being treated like an object
- being the opposite of above and doing that to them
- pegging
- creampies
- mommy gf
- dry hump / get off with clothes
- light pain
- authority
- traps
- edging
- watching them masturbate
- hair pulling
- hot wax or ice
still pretty vanilla t b h
>>28237912
I haven't tried, but everyone in mommy gf threads posts about how they wanna use boobs as a comfy pillow
>>28237942
We'll make it some day ;_;
>>28237953
I really am a girl, how can I prove it to you?
>>28238025
dont try to prove it to these gaybois if they wanna harass us then they can miss out and continue being lonely mommy-less losers
Everybody who claims they want to be a mommy gf in this thread, please post a means of contact. I want nothing more.
>>28238025
I am more than okay with a flat mommy gf.
>>28237159
We exist we just don't talk about them because they are lewd.
> Surely some of them must be into poop, or being a mommy gf, or hard femdom.
Why? What's so hard to accept about the idea that those are paraphilias that exclusively occur in male brains? Female paraphilias are sexual choking, rape, spanking and general abuse. You won't have a hard time finding those sexual interests among the female inhabitants of this site
>>28238025
tits or get the frk out
>>28238062
i made a throwaway
[email protected]
>>28237236
>>28237702
this is me
Do you think girls will wear transparent bunny suits?
girls PLEASE RESPOND with your feelings toward such a thing
>>28238186
Best I can do for you )^=
I have to stay pure for my babies
>>28238439
Petite tiny mommy gfs are truly the best
>>28238439
So are you not going to post contact?
>>28238439
Just think of it this way, at least you weren't born a man with a small dick.
Those are truly hopeless individuals.
>>28238918
:')
>>28238959
Y-you first
>>28238994
You can hide the fact that you have a small ween from the general public. Everyone knows I have a flat chest.
>>28238439
Lmao chestlets, when will they learn?
>>28237159
Any mommies in Indiana?
>>28239049
I like (petite) girls with flat chests, they're really cute.
But maybe I just like teasing them.
I think I also enjoy the height difference, I'm 6'2" so I'd probably tower over you.
>>28238136
>females
>8% doms
It might as well be regular sex fuck this shit
>>28239107
You are a fucking pedo, gtfo
MOODS
>>28239049
See >>>28237755
I already posted mine
>>28239142
>>28238136
This is the shit that I don't understand.
I'm not even into femdom any more, but I've always been confused as to how male sexuality can be so diverse, and yet female sexuality is so narrow.
It seems like men can have literally any fetish on Earth, but the vast majority of women only really have the same submissive fetishes and desire for the man to be sexually dominant in most scenarios.
>>28239143
wew lad
Did I trigger the fat old roastie?
>>28239143
if he's not actually fucking children or watching people fuck children who cares.
itt: the reason why the roasties are winning
how can you beta faggots be so fucking thirsty?
>>28237702
>I want chad
Well that's not new, is it?
>>28239332
>wants femchad
bruh
You see anon, females are programmed to do only whatever will grant them the most favor in society and leaves them with the smallest likelihood of being ostracized. Being into poopoo does not help them climb the social ladder, thus they pay no interest to it
>>28239055
Learn what? Someone asked for tits or gtfo so I obliged.
tfw no flatchest gf
literal beauty
>>28239049
Made a throwaway; [email protected].
Plz respond
I met a girl on here and we were deeply in love for months -- she was the sweetest thing I've ever seen and we were sure we were soul mates. When we met, we had the best time of our lives.
She started changing after I helped her through her issues, but I'm still sticking with her because we promised each other we'd work through anything and stay loyal.
She started acting mean, condescending, and even cruel, and it's been like that off and on for awhile.
She's at the first party she's ever been to tonight and started up with her mean routine after a few weeks of nice.
She takes me completely for granted, and has cried each time I've almost broken it off with her. I'd like to meet someone new or just someone to talk to at this point.
pic related is her before she changed and how I like to think of her
I don't mean to sound autistic, just really out of it
>>28239825
>She's at the first party she's ever been to tonight and started up with her mean routine after a few weeks of nice.
Hahah. RIP robot.
If I were you, I'd block her on everything right now, and never think about her again. Please make sure you don't read whatever messages she sends when she gets home tonight or tomorrow. You do not want to hear that. Just block her and ignore everything.
>>28239896
she meant the world to me, I'm miserable
idk what to say or do hereeee
>>28239931
You're going to be infinitely more miserable if you stay around. Trust me.
>>28237159
I dated a chuck with a foot fetiah and bad smell fetiah, dated another who like to be hurt during sex, another who loved to dress u0p eal nice b4 fack8ng I can go on and on I evn know a chick who mastwrbates to animu, most women are all fu ked up from being raped or diddled as a kid its easy to find one with daddy issues its HARD to find o e who isnt
>>28238439
where are you from tiny mommy?
females don't actually have sex drives. they merely pretend to for personal material gain. they don't even feel sexual pleasure. if they suddenly grew a penis it would completely take control of their weak minds and they would jerk off 24/7.
>>28237856
>>28237942
yes they do. too bad neither of you are real. this is bait
I wish I had a loving, fairly dominant gf that would happily cuddle me at night
fetishes are created by sexual tension finding a non-sexual outlet.
women cannot experience sexual tension, because they can have sex at will but choose to limit supplying the sex to create a demand that is exchanged for servitude.
without experiencing sexual tension, women will never develop fetishes. instead, they will trawl communities of men with fetishes because they tap into a host of desperate orbiters without competition for their attention.
r9k, where women with low self esteem go to be talked down to by guys who also have low self esteem
Girls have plenty of fetishes like
1. Rape
2. Rape roleplay
3. Rapelay
4. Role Rapeplay
5. Dad-Daughter Rape Roleplay
6. Bondage Rape
7. Bondage Rape Roleplay
8. Roleplay involving not consenting to sex
9. Not consenting to sex
10. Not agreeing to sex
11. Roleplay involving not agreeing to sex
12. Incest Rape Roleplay
13. Male domination rape roleplay bondage rapeplay role rape roleplay rape roleplay rape rape roleplay
14. Rape
I'm trying to induce lactation, but all the suction is leaving these fucking hickeys on my nipples that get really sore.
>>28240087
What the fuck is wrong with you? Why are you writing like that?
>>28237159
Not into poop, but I have been getting into pee a lot. I'd still have to experiment it but, since my pee doesn't bother me, a bf's pee shouldn't either. I don't know if that's what you mean by "certain fetishes". As for the rest, I think women who are dominant are very rare since we are thought men should be leading, try bdsm forums with more mature women who tend to be more into that.
I'm a mommy gf and I got my LB off this board. Stay mad
>>28239931
do what >>28240027
says here >>28239896
She will destroy that light in your soul that makes you want to bother with women. Do you want a scarring experience? I've done the same thing you're doing now, helping someone like her through their issues is dragging you down. You're getting nothing in return but basic human decency once in a while. Have some self respect and stop talking to her. You can explain why, but make sure you stick to it. Cut her out of your life and find a real girl to connect with. She has nothing to offer you.
>>28237159
You guys never believe us.
I have a fetish for cock worshiping and anything cum related.
>>28240087
>no girl who gets off to me not showering
why do I live
>>28240348
Keep it up, fembot. Lactation is top tier
i've posted this literally millions of times when this get's asked:
i have a fat fetish. i hate it but it's how i've been since i can even remember. i'm a skinny girl and have no desire to gain weight, i want to be with someone who is of this body type.
>>28237159
Lets make one thing perfectly clear here.
There are no females on this board, there are traps, yes. That pretends to be females but there are no real biologically born females here.
When the odd attention seeker comes along once in a while this board pretty much drowns them in attention so they run away as fast as they came.
Overall there are no girls on /r9k/ because fuck you traps you're not girls and you'll never be!
>>28240348
Brotip, get on yaz and motillium. Take 1 yaz a day with no breaks for 3 to 7 months, take 1 to 3 motillium three times a day. Discontinue the yaz while continuing motillium, maybe add tens stimulation at this point. Within a week you'll be milky like a good mommy and ready to pump. I suggest Medela pump in style. Pump until you're empty then hand express any that remains, at least 4 times a day but as often as possible will see the biggest gains in supply. I got my bitch on a similar protocol. She's one month in out of 7. I can't wait for her to be done. She a stupid hucow but hucow or mommy it's all the same as far as inducing is concerned.
>>28242024
would that still work with off brand hormonal birth control?
>>28241948
Tfw
I'm a husky\chubby guy and I love skinny girls even anorexic.
>>28241948
wait a sec r u trying 2 bait me rite now
>>28242339
Brand doesn't really matter. Estrogen and progesterone work better, but a progesterone only bc is fine. Which one are you considering?
>>28242339
In case you want the detailed thing Newman Goldfarb protocol is what it's called.
>>28241948
Can you post a pic of your body, doesn't have to be nude.
>>28242419
currently on Estarylla, a Norgestimate and ethinyl estradiol blend that's conveniently free with my health plan.
>>28237159
Poop is disgusting and unsanitary.
Pee is sterile and fine.
Mommy gf and hard femdom?
lol?
Who the fuck cares how hard is it to hit someone and tell them they are a bitch?
Then make them lunch and some juice.
I mean I guess it would be a little weird to treat the same person who fucks me as like a child or something, but I understand where its coming from.
>mfw OP has literally never seen DevianArt, AO3, tumblr, etc
Plenty of girls have specific fetishes and kinks. Just because girls post about it on different sites than you do doesn't mean shit. Girls are into all kinds of kinks, like nagas/snake men, centaurs, femdom, vore, BDSM, yaoi, incest, etc.
Also most women read their porn. So you don't always see doujins for women unless it's yaoi.
