>Dad walks into my room
>Sees me hugging my daki while listening to some music
>Look at my with disappointment in eyes and says >'Son,when I was your age I used to sleep with real girls'
>Leaves laughing
Do I just end it all?
no just have a bath, go on tinder, get laid, and then find a new reason to hate yourself.
daily reminder to never listen to the insane ramblings of normies
post your daki anon
Show the daki, then I'll answer your question
>>28234427
There it is bloxy blox original desu
>>28234663
Also sorry about the time,I actually took a bath
>>28234683
I'm 21.And I forgot he came back from work early.
>>28234663
Is it me or does it look skinnier than normal? Also good taste.
>>28234745
I never really liked real women.I had a gf once and it was awful.
>>28234793
It's 140x40.Only found those for a good price in my shit country.
Help plox blox blox
>>28234824
Oh, makes sense. Been planning to buy one but have the same problem with my dad. I do want one, though.
>>28234249
I think if you were my kid, I'd walk out crying my arse off at how much of a fucking failure I'd been as a father to be quite honest.
And no, don't off yourself. I get where you're coming from, everybody needs some comfort sometimes, but damn man, sort your shit out for your future selfs sake.
Go fuck your mum. Alpha as fuck.
>>28235685
I guess I'll find a job and move out,so I can be a failure without my father seeing it.
>>28235845
You manage that, you're not a failure. Just being able to keep your own head afloat is an achievement worth acknowledging. We can't all be superstars.
>dad tells me all the time that I have "too much of that damn asian anime crap in my room to ever get laid".
>think this is a challenge
>start regularly bringing a girl over to hang out with
>little does dad know she loves anime too so the merch doesn't bother her at all, in fact it gives us a new show to talk about every time she comes over because she sees something else she recognizes.
>invite her over early one weekend
>decide I want to have obnoxiously loud sex with said girl
>later in the day dad is amazed that girls are also into anime because he thought it was a lonely nerd thing.
>>28236125
Dam anon, if that story is true that's actully kind of impressive.
>>28234249
the cold hard truth is that you are the one making yourself a failure. If i was your father
i would cry every time i saw you cuddling with a fucking pillow. no need to kill yourself (that is for weak ppl)
but damn man, are you even trying? i dont want to be mean but sheeit, get your shit straight.
fun pic to get your mood up
>>28236653
The thing is,I like my life as it is,and truly love my waifu.
>>28236653
Would date Flannel Fae and Sorotity Girl desu family.
>>28234663
Yea, u should kill urself
>>28236125
That's alpha as fuck anon blox
>>28234249
>nested green text
>>28234280
this
Don't ever do anything because you think it will impress some delusional normshit.
Always do it if it corresponds with your own values and view of life.
