How fucked am I robots? Its our first date tomorrow morning, is it normal to meet parentsvrhis early on? What will he tell me?
>>28234195
This website is for 18+ only
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
>>28234195
How about you fuck off you normie fuck.
>I shall take heed to your warning
>mfw
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
Wow
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>>28234260
I was trying to be funny
She has a decent relationship with her dad. She is probably a good girl op.
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
Lmao you fucked up even befire starting the date you euphoric faggot
>I shall take heed to your warning
I say autistic shit like this to girls all the time OP, they don't really give a shit
>I shall take heed to your warning
reddit please leave thank you
>I shall take heed to your warning
if i was the dad i would beat your autistic ass for that shit line
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
Fuckingoringal
>I shall take heed to your warning
For fucks sake Hiroshima please deactivate the robot.
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
>shall
>take heed to
You fucked up. Prepare for obligatory castration.
>>28234195
>i shall take heed to your warning
*tips fedora*
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
whydesu
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
Turboautism detected.
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
please don't go OP,
for the sake of you, her, and her father
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
What the fuck dude?
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>>28234312
God damn it I didn't know this would be such a bad line, I thought it was pretty funny and witty.
>I shall take heed to your warning
damn dude......
>>28234893
Fear not, brave Knight. You shall cleft her loins in twain this very fortnight.
>>28234893
>I thought it was pretty funny and witty.
Don't think, you're no good at it. It sounds euphoric, trying to be le classy and funny xD
OP, nevar forget!11
He is just gonna say hi and make sure you aren't an old man. Most parents don't do that but you found a good girl who's parents don;t neglect her. Just be regular and try and make conversation.
>>28234893
It's not just that it's fedora-chuggingly cringe, but you fucked up the line.You fucking mong.
>>28234893
It might not be that bad.
How long have you been texting and do you drop shit like this often?
Also no it's not that strange that the dad wants to speak to you, well at a certain age at least. I just hope you're around 20 or something like that?
>>28234195
>i shall take heed to your warning
abed called, he wants you out of the group
Update pic, turns out the dad will have rules.
Is this that aquarium faggot?
>>28234993
What the fuck, is the girl 15? Are you 15? Is the girl 15 and you 25?
>>28235001
I am using the default messenger for the LG G2, so chances are the aquaman also has an LG phone.
>>28235038
I am one year older than her
>>28234962
>you're around 20 or something like that?
Not exact but you are close.
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
holy niggering christ mate
kek
>>28234993
Just put on your best normie impression and be respectful(and just b urself lol). Wish you luck for your date. You can escape this hellhole, run, while you still can, or you'll end up like the rest of us.
>>28235063
what r ur plans for this fine May Sunday?
You should make things awkward for her and act exceedingly normal and then get weirded out by the questions slowly until you eventually decide to go home and back out of this date. Really teach those parents a lesson.
>>28235063
Don't go on the date with Sylvia
You're ass is going to get cucked tomorrow at the Dallas world Aquarium
Anons printed up all your threads and are going to hold a sign at the gate and show her all of it
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>>28235146
We're going to dinner, we live in California, lol. And her name is Ann, she's Vietnamese.
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>>28234312
seriously - this is the most retarded thing I have ever seen.
Fucking KEK at OP getting rekt for the "shall take heed" shitfest
Srsly tho, if a girl really likes you then you can get away with practically anything
So it's not a big deal... IF she really likes you
Being that ur an fagit she probably doesn't and you blew it
>>28235180
Why didn't you say earlier?
This is totally normal for gook families.
>>28235243
Well her dad is white. The mom is the vietnamese one, but her face and body is super asian and I love it.
>>28234195
>sirrah, I shall take heed to thy warning gentle maiden
>>28235146
dood thats sweet, good luck and all, Vietnamese chicks r cute af, um if u want advice b as relaxed as possible, girls hate nervous guys, as a previous anon noted if she likes u she'll initiate stuff, like handholding or whatever, suggest a walk after dinner, have her home 10 minutes or so before her Dad's suggested time to chat a bit, and never forget pic related
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
And that's a wrap guys thanks for tuning in
3rd update, sounds like her mom will be in on the questioning too. However, I am worried that there was something in the conversation she did not like, as she did not use any smiley emojis when she said good night, while I did use one. What do you guys think?
>>28235799
You were being beta and it turned her off.
"I don't do too well under questioning."
If you can't handle some questions from some old people how are you going to handle fucking her brains out?
Fake it til you make it.
>yfw "I shall take heed to your warning."
>yfw this is the new brownies next to hot cocoa
>yfw postan in ebin thread
>>28235844
"I'm not worried about all that, 15 minutes isn't that much anyway."
At least he got out of it and sort of redacted that.
>everyone making fun of OP
>he's still going on a date while you all shitpost on 4chan
>>28235871
>this is the new brownies next to hot cocoa
I don't think it's THAT good hahaha but it's close.
>>28235871
>brownies next to hot cocoa
newfag here. explain
>>28234928
got me, i laffed
>>28235799
it's ever so slightly sad that *she* has to reassure *you*, plus I'm not sure I like the look of those diminishing texts of her, that one word last one, ouch, man up a little
>don't lose a girl's respect, it's something they'll never forgive or forget
>>28235180
>And her name is Ann, she's Vietnamese.
That explains a lot, remember to let her dad know how many gook's your grand father killed in nam to put the balance of power back in your hands. Do it anon, this may be your one chance to be a chad. Post results.
>>28234297
It's not funny, it sounds fedora-like and pretentious. You didn't even say it right -- you take heed OF a direct object, not TO it.
>>28236021
Fucking newfags, I swear. Use google you cuntface.
>>28234928
top kekkers xkml
>>28236387
I googled it but kept getting recipes ):
Halp
>>28234893
It sounds pretty casual to me, I assume at this point you're done trying to make first impressions so I didn't read it in that way. I think most robots would read that line thinking you were trying to be smooth or something.
>>28235909
I dunno dood, his emoji was left hanging, I think she's having second thoughts
>RIP here lies OP'a dreams...
>>28236421
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>>28234993
>saying sir by default
respect should be earned you fucking cuck
>>28235871
lawlawlawl
>>28236464
My fucking sides.
Wew lads.
fuck this thread, where is the aquarium anon
>>28236619
This is the aquarium anon, you absolute imbecile. It's the same texting style of both him and her, same phone format, same posting style for him, and same day as the aquarium date. He is saying it's not him because he's scared people on here will try to fuck this date up for him.
>>28236702
don't call me an imbecile, you imbecile
i'm just a bit slow okay?
>>28234893
Dude, chill. First step you need to do is not take one fucking advice here from anyone, not these goddamn autists.
The other being that while it seems to us as if you didn't pick the best words, words are really a very small part of communication. We don't know how you behave IRL. People could easily get off with phrases like that if they do it with the right, quirky attitude.
And lastly, don't fret about the dad thing. Early or not, meeting the parents is practically guaranteed to be a hugely positive thing. It means she's into you, and it gives you the opportunity to truly fully enter her life. Respect her dad, but also respect your feelings for the girl. As long as you're not an asshole to either the dad or the girl, and just try to do your best to get along, you'll be fine.
And if not, which as said at that point is rather unlikely as you've gotten that far already, then at least you gave it your best.
>>28236702
Fuck off op is fucked
Thought he was gonna bonevsylvua but no chance now with dad gonna cuck him up
So much for "ex-robot" topkek
Syl's father thinks you're a creep already
>>28234195
You are in deep shit now op
Tell her dad you heard it's a cool place.
>>28235799
You are fucked beyond fuck
>>28234195
That's weird as fuck
>>28234195
this post gave me autist and i already had it
happened to me before
just be polite.
the dad will probably just ask you about school/work how long you guys will be out and where your going
standard small talk, its really just to make sure you aren't a criminal or some "bad boy"
You are fine op, dont listen to these jealous faggots
>>28234195
Just be redpectful. Says yes sir, no sir, i understand sir. Hes probably going to ask abput school/job. He just wants to see if you are going to be good to his daughter.
Who talks like this though? For both parties that is. I'm really curious as to how old OP and his date is
>>28234993
OP, call her dad a "squid" he'll think you're knowledgable about the navy and will like you more
>>28237550
He's like 26 she's 16
>>28237590
MODS MODS MODS
Fucking original comment
>>28234993
Oh. My. God. This is not a wedding, it's just a date to the aquarium. STOP texting her followups. You should've asked her once and never mentioned it again until Sunday.
At least she's really into you
>mfw dating high school girls
it doesn't matter what you say to her just say as little as possible.
and stand up for yourself with the parents. if i were a pathetic freak like you i'd actually ask the dad a bunch of questions and try to have a better relationship with him than the girl. my wifes dad taught me a lot of cool shit.
>>28234195
3 dozen tears to share with your 3 fears, another 3 failures throughout the years.
Qur eran mil ji-Merai tel Tal erramal. Olqur colceran gereran.
>I shall take heed to your warning
Hmmm
>>28235799
>she uses period at the end of every sentence
These people are the worst desu
>>28235799
hey OP be sure to update us on Sunday, okay? I wanna know how this turns out
>>28238665
Fuck off faggot, enjoy typing like a retard.
>>28238800
4chan is another thing, but using it on casual conversation makes you look like a pretentious cunt 2bh
>>28238178
HAHASHAHHASH I LAUGHE SOO AHRD
>>28235799
OP should have changed the topic after she told you how to give a first impression, every text after that put you deeper in the shitter. youre fucked fuck her now if you haven't yet, then dump her so her lasting memory of you isn't autism
>>28238000
What the he'll made you think she's really into OP? He's literally a beta autist
>>28234893
I don't know why everyone is freaking out, I thought it was hilarious.
>>28234195
>I shall take heed to your warning
I bet you vape don't you
>>28237301
Is that the girl from aids skrillex?
>>28240372
Idk but I'd fuck her anyway
>>28235038
They are ackshually 16 years old.
In some of the first threads when he was telling her how cool he had heard the aquarium was she had mentioned APUSH. .
what the fuck is this, a job interview? Sounds like a waste of time. Even if you hit it off, the dad is probably the type of guy to cuck you so his daughterfu doesn't get deflowered or go turboslut. More effort than it's worth, especially considering you're obviously still a child.
>>28241512
parents oftenly fail to do this most of the time anyways
i've been there
>>28234195
dude you write like the gestapo has a gun pointed at your head
damn you guys are trying so hard to roast him for one semi-stupid line that she probably didn't give a fuck about
stop trying so hard, virgins
>>28237565
Dont do this. Squid is a term which can be used by fellow military personnel towards Navy personnel. If you as a non-military guy say this it will be seen as quite an insult.
sweet android broke boy
>>28241675
This. OP, you are doing fine. Dont let the autists in this thread sway you. You may not be chad but not everyone can be smooth as butter. You are doing fine, dont try too hard, keep it casual and bee urself and you will make it. Good luck anon.
>>28241675
/thread
tb4real family
