Boibots, please describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28234088
bumbping for good thread
>small
>girly
>cut penis (so I can bully him)
>long hair
>Sweet personality
>Feminine
>Not a normie
>Loves me
>Likes anime and Japanese video games
>Incredibly degenerate sexual tastes
a flat chested petite girl but with a cute feminine penis permanently locked in chastity
A tall dominant chad
>>28234404
>tall dominant chad
I seriously don't get this height meme
I'm 6'3 and am a KHV, yet everyone wants a tall guy. I'm not even gay, but dudes seem to want tall men more than women.
Why?
They can't reproduce
cute boy
slender
quiet
long hair that gets in his eyes
bigger cock than mine but still only bottoms
highly emotional, cries often
total cockslutwears diapers for me
>>28234088
Looks like my ideal girlfriend but has a cute dick too
>>28234556
It how when they are taller than me. You don't have to be that tall though.
It helps for the whole sub/dom thing too
>>28234595
How big is your cock?
What do you like boys to do in a diaper? I might fit a lot of these but not all.
Cute
Fairly girly, but not obnoxious about it
extremely clean / hygenic
likes cooking with me, not for me.
likes to roleplay (D&D)
likes cuddles
has hobbies or passions he is interested in
submissive
really submissive
like woahyou better be on your knees when i get home in that lingerie i picked out for you, i want my girlfriend to see you waiting for me when we walk through the door
>>28234776
I wish I was more feminine. Otherwise I fit.
>>28234792
I'm sure you're a real cutie anyway.
>>28234088
>masc
>rough and hairy
>either lumberjack or redneck type
>right leaning politically
>high sex drive
>seeks 1950's american dream lifestyle
>straight passing as fuck
>likes when i crossdress in the bedroom
>calls me babe or princess even in public
;__;
>>28234631
I have a slightly larger than average penis, about 6.5 inches
I want my boys to cum in their diapers, and then I can stick my hand down their sticky diaper front and grab their hard wet cock. Maybe I can stick my cock in their diaper and cum in it too. Pretty much anything but scat
>>28234821
I'm rarely what people are looking for in a sub, being 26 and 6'2", but thank you.
>>28234853
Well you're older than me by 1 year and the same height on the button.
Hows your build?
>>28234853
>tfw no tall sub bf
>tfw tall subs don't d8 manlets
>>28234901
skelly but I'm trying to get less skelly
>>28234923
tall and skinny can be hard to buy lingerie for.
>tfw disgustingly obese
>tfw will never force a cute boy to lick the Area between my thighs and balls after not showering for two days
>tfw will never pee in his cute butt or face fuck him until he passes out
>>28234967
All obese people are small dicked uggo's with low test.
>>28234958
I'm sure they make some lingerie for tall girls! Just have to try more than usual...
>>28235014
My dick is pushing 7" and if I wasn't so obese (less surface area) I'd be a Sasquatch.
>>28235061
It wasn't really a post complaining about how I have no bf because I'm fat, but more that my degradation fetish plays into my own disgusting-ness very well, but it'd never work in a relationship
bump for more cute boy subs.
>>28235764
I am here.jk, i'm fucking ugly
>>28234841
princess is so corny
shame on you
>pop-punk/emo skater style
>disturbed sense of humor
>nihilistic
>kind of a misfit
>likes horror movies
>interested in philosophy
>interested in art
>streched ears
>>28235898
>stretched ears
it was all going so well
>>28235913
;)originalio666
>>28234088
Ideal boyfriend
>taller than 6ft
>stronger than me
>enjoys videogames/movies and tv
>sexually sadistic and cruel
>dominant personality
>sweet and caring after abusing me
>makes me feel owned
>dick between 5 and 8 inches
>more intelligent than most people
>likes cuddling.
>>28235960
You sound fun, where are you?
>introverted but not socially retarded
>science nerd
>likes normie video games like CoD (fuck you, it's fun) but not P2W phone games
>not fat. some chub is OK, obesity is not
>likes to do new things
>wears glasses
I'm not super picky IRL
>>28236019
Australia.
>Super original post right here
>>28236056
Perfect match and you're literally the other side of the planet. Fug.
>>28236072
There's always skype to replace real life relationships.
>>28236072
Where are you located?
original post
>>28234088
big dick
nice and good looking
likes degenerate sex adn fetish stuff
>>28236100
True, but it isn't quite the same I suppose.
>>28236122
UK.
Shorter than me (I'm 5'8")
not fat and not super skinny (a lil chubby is perfect)
likes a lot of the same things I do (anime, military stuff, etc)
able to be a little feminine at times (no sissy bullshit)
not a slutI actually just described my own bf
I'm such a fucking shit human being, that I require very little to be happy. I have no "ideals" anymore, just preferences.
>Can be romantically mean
>Have medium to longish toes
>thin(ish)
>likes drugs, or the idea of them
>likes nerd things
>can be gay/bi
I really don't care what they look like outside of that. Don't care if they are unkempt, pimples, none of that shit matters anymore.
>>28236647
>medium to longish toes
sometimes I forget that foot fetishists exist
>>28234595
You almost described me, until the cries often. I more of a once a month crier.
Am I anyone's type?
>thin with soft belly
>average amount of body hair
>cute face (so I'm told)
>music/physics nerd
>smart (again, so I'm told)
>6ft
>very little muscle tone
>curlyish hair
I can give more details if necessary
Type one:
>passing trap but totally flat chested
>wears cute clothes
>has cute tastes
>weeb
>doesn't mind being randomly fucked
Type two:
>masculine
>a manly man
>has great bantz
>bro tier
>dresses well
>can have an intelligent conversation with
>has good taste
>alt right
A bit short but not tiny ~5'8
Likes to dress up in cute clothes
Hopefully similar interests to me (computers, games, cooking, guns, nature)
Romantic
Has an at least average or bigger preferably uncut penis
Wants to move out of america or lives in a foreign country
Oh andis dominant most of the time
>>28234088
>male
>clean
>kind
Is that still too picky? :^(
>>28236996
You're totally my type <3
I'm exaxtly the same except for nerd stuff but I'm autistic about history I guess
tall
masculine
strong
white
kinda mean/stern
enjoys nature, outdoors, hunting, fishing, hiking, guns, that sorta stuff
wants to live in the country, maybe even off-grid
>>28236836
What's wrong with that?
>>28236996
If you are all of those things, why are you even here?
>>28234088
>around my size, 6'0" ~180lbs
>has a sense of humor
>willing to be gymbro and/or running partner
>likes video games
>likes staying in but doesn't mind going out once in a while
>outdoorsy
>versatile
>>28235875
i-i still like it even though it's cheesy. ;__;
>>28237001
Are you me because those are exactly my types
is this anyones type?
>>28237243
you're cute. like a little princess.
>>28238077
A little more makeup and YES
>>28236901
I'd still grow to like you if you participated in the diaper play
that is more or less mandatory
>>28238077
hell yes, I've fucked twinks that look just like you\
that smooth tummy is getting me hard
>tfw no bf to bully me until I cry, then keep going
>edgy
>nihilistic with a wicked sense of humour
>same height
>smarter than me
>tolerant of stupid questions
>soft lips
>uncircumcised
>ambitious
strongman build, beer belly, hairy, able to pick me up, plays video games with me, has a nice dick,into furshit
>>28237219
I'm here because I'm lonely as fuck and don't know any gay guys ;_;
>>28238194
i bet you cry so easily.
>>28238340
it used to be real bad, but i can mostly keep the tears down now!
>>28238361
>mostly
pathetic. only girls should cry
>>28235960
This describes me exactly
>>28238399
i can't help it, really. it just comes out naturally.
>>28238304
>I'm lonely as fuck and don't know any gay guys ;_;
Want to get to know one? I'd hate for you to keep feeling lonely.
>>28238077
adorable, would bully
>>28238426
>naturally
it's not "natural" to be that much of a wuss. you must have a lust for cock or something.
>>28238488
i don't think my cocklust has anything to do with crying! i cried a lot as a kid before i knew what a cock was
>skinny
>smart
>girly
>easily scared
>submissive
>short
>loves my big cock and loves to cuddle
>likes computers, math, and reading
>likes toads
>likes dwarf fortress
>likes weird fucked up music and obscure media
>playful
>cute buttttt
>Girly but top
>Smart
>Kinda facist like me (pretty ironic to be a facist fag i know)
>>28238552
I really do hate being tall and not feminine. Reeee
>>28238500
then why would you stop crying whenever one gets shoved in your mouth? obviously it's connected.
>>28238570
lol maybe if you're cute you can still be my bf. Do you like being bullied?
Someone who is more sane than me but not a normie
>>28238601
I get a little flustered, but I'm fine with it.
>>28234088
i hope you get raped and murdered you disgusting piece of shit.
>>28234088
>Attractive
>Intelligent
>Not a slut
It's a miracle to find even one of these.
>>28238592
i don't stop crying when that happens
A sugar daddy submissive twink willing to be my cockslave.
I don't know if that exists.
>>28234088
this is my ideal boyfriend
orginale
>>28238723
but you do start moving your tongue i bet.
>>28238844
hmm i have a feminine fat guy friend and this is making me picture him naked.
he's str8 tho
>>28234088
>Big, so he could cuddle me
>Whispers nice things in my ear
>Calls me cute and stuff like that
>Plays vidya
>Gay thread
>Always nothing but slutposting
>Gay men are not sexually promiscuous! That's a homophobic lie!!
>>28238938
wher do yu live anon ???
>>28238933
>he's str8 tho
for now
>>28238844
thats a fucking girl with a dick
>>28234165
I see you everywhere
dirty crossboarding scum
>>28239004
we're literally all virgins
jerking off a lot doesn't make you a slut
right.......?
>>28239005
Y-You probable don't want to meet me, i don't like to get bullied. I am guessing most of the guys in this thread want someone to bully.
>>28239004
Look man you don't know how hard it is to find other bi guys. you have to put yourself out.
>>28239060
you literally wrote
>Whispers nice things in my ear
dumb idiot
>really into anime, watched a lot or willing to watch a lot with me
>into good vidya like mmos and arpgs and not bad ones like csgo and dota
>not super overweight but a bit of chub is fine
>the longer hair the better
>dominant
>likes to talk in skype calls a lot
>doesn't have a lot of friends, or doesn't mind spending most of their time with me
Maybe I am bi, but its like my instinct to have a cute fem partner is still the same, so I only like those kinds of guys. Not a very practical preference though since most guys ain't cute unless they go full trans.
me:
>tall 6'5(195cm)
>dicklet 5'9(15cm)
>skinnyfat
>shaven or not depends on situation
>like to watch anime all day, yet no time
>outdoor, nudist fetisch
>ugly face, generally ugly
>bottom and top, (ambivalent in everything)
>literally no personality whatsoever
>don't like scat(wierd right)
on /r9k/ because bored and cyborg
>>28239060
no one who posts the second best k-on girl should be bullied.
That's a fact !
>>28239054
>>28239091
>I'm not a slut!
>Look at these porn posts with text that betrays my limitless cocklust
You're only not AIDS cases because you're autists, not because you're pure. Gay men are fucking cancer.
Now fucking deny it some more and make more excuses while you post porn and assholes.
>Equal height or taller than me (5'10)
>Cute
>Has a nice voice
>A tiny bit feminine
>Plays video games
>Will pick me up bridal style, legs in one arm body in the other
>Loves to cuddle, hug and kiss
>Incredibly low sex drive or asexual, I'm not into lewd
I'm ugly so I don't really have much choice in men but
>friendly
>not obese
>not too much facial hair
>preferably dominant
>likes to chill and play games
>abnormie
Not asking for much desu
What is with the bully fetish?
>broken goods that cries at anything
>>28234845
tfw no bf to force you into a diaper filled with his cum T-T
>>28239398
Getting to suck off that jock bully in the locker room is hot Anon,
>tfw dont know what i want in a bf
All I want is for them to have a dominant personality andto tolerate my obfuscating assburgers
>>28236032
Great taste
bl0xxxxxxxxxxxx
>>28239135
tfw all of these expect dom ;( I'll still waste my life away with you playing arpgs tho :DDd
>>28239255
sorry uncle jerry raped you in kindergarten kiddo
is that dick from eroge? or at least a clockup vn?
someone just make me gay.
relieve me of the hetero burden. it's such a god damn chore.
>no shoegaze bf
>handsome
>strong
>nice
>dominant
>teasing
>supportive
>>28239699
Just start sticking things up your ass senpai
I'm not gay. But I would be ready to be seduced by a dominant guy who wants to fix me. Yes I'm that desperate.
These threads make me said because I'm hideous and could never be the cute femboy bf you guys all desire
Anyone else know this feel?
>>28239699
Be my boyfriend today and we can get started.
>>28239766
Post a pic. I'm 99% sure I'm attracted to you.
>>28239720
S H O E G A Z E
H
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G
A
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E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaY5GGPy_C8
I turned gay and transgender but I just can't go through with sex. Everytime I flirt with a guy I think of all the robots and people out there who will never have sex and feel guilty.
>>28239818
DESU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJ1eIwLb5UM
>>28239789
Ok, where do we start?
>>28239699
start fapping to trap hentai
worked for me
>tfw unironically wanted to become gay
/solowidon'tcareanymore/
>black
>tall
>fit
>huge dick
>loving
>outdoorsy
>loyal
>extremelysubmissive
I know, it's basically Tyrone on aleash.
>>28239811
Too shy for that
>>28237072
I guess this is literally nobody, shit.
I'm not that picky on your height if that makes a difference..
>>28239943
Well I match all those things but i'm taller and more inclined to want to see you in the cute clothes.
>>28239962
I like to dress up too.. we could have a silly dressup party!
>Not a Chad
>Sweet
>Like videogames
>Dominant and strong in bed
Am I asking for much?
>>28239943
we are all tiny submissive manlets cut dicklets here anon!!! and the only place we want to move to is japan
>>28239971
Sounds cute. I would hope you like tea though, because I do like a nice tea party.
>>28239980
not at all.
>>28239998
Do you mind if I ask where you live and what you like to play?
>>28239932
Meh. Just saying there's plenty of guys here with varying tastes or just not picky. I'm sure you look fine.
>>28239861
shoe gaze is literally the best, I've been searching for songs that have a similar style to it for a long time and only recently found out about it.
>You are not even close to being someone's ideal
I was feeling okay today, too, thanks for ruining it.
>>28239866
You hug me first. If you enjoy it then you are gay.
T e x o m a
Drama free and uncomplicated. On par with my kinks and fetishes. Read to get his ass fucked at all times.
I prefer traps but even just feminine guys or nerdy guys with slender builds are great. Asian traps are great too I guess.
I just want someone I can cuddle and who's loyal and we can just chill and veg out together on the couch all the time. Someone who would be my copilot on road trips and the Robin to my Batman (fuck you i'm the Batman.)
>>28240039
My Bloody Valentine and cuddles?
>>28240021
I'm in the UK and I play RPGs and Strategy games mostly. Though I take an interest in watching others play what they are interested in and being told about it while they do so.
>>28240090
>UK
Everyone is from the UK. ;_;
Oh well, it's probably better than here unless you live in London (which I hear is super expensive).
I'm a fan of RPGs and strategy games too, but I've been playing some pretty different stuff lately.
If you wanna talk to me on steam, it's/id/waterzer0
Anyone Cutebots like Dota 2?
>>28240040
What is your ideal?
>>28240124
Where in the UK
bloxoxoxox00xx
>>28240211
meme games are bad, and you should feel bad
None of these threads ever matter because I'm fromBelgiumand it's barely a real country. I hate this.
>>28234088
Skelly who will support me and my two rats emotionally, and into weeb shit as much as I am. Also does not mind my English.
>>28240262
I knew a guy from Belgium, but he's EXTREMELY into tf2.. like 10000+ hours.
>>28240080
Yes please anon! :) [orignale]
>>28240124
Where are you from in this wide world?
>>28240320
USA, more specifically eastern TN.nb4 "what the fuck is TN?"
>>28234088
shy. short. kinda girly but not in the flamey gay way and not an all the way trap but would look cute while crossdressing. medium sized penis. perky nips.
>>28240294
That sounds pretty cool. I suck at tf2 though. Would probably start giving him blowjobs while he plays so he loses his concentration and dies, repeatedly.
Damm, now I'm lonely AND horny.
>>28240218
I already posted it and no one seriously responded. I'm not going to direct further attention to it.
>>28238077
yes please. very very much yes.
>>28240432
>I'm ugly so I don't really have much choice in men but
>>28240299
You have made my day. It's nice to have an interest acknowledged by someone else sometimes.
>Submissive.
>Cute.
>Weaboo.
>Blushes a lot.
>Enjoys it when I make him dress up like a girl and show off his feminine body to me.
>Enjoys it when I make him wear a buttplug underneath his clothes and secretly tease him in public.
>Enjoys it when I push him close to the edge of orgasm before denying him over and over again.
>Enjoys it when I bully him until he cries.
>Enjoys it when I push him onto the ground and pound him hard while calling him a slut.
>Enjoys it when I whisper into his ear about how he's my little bitch and how his body belongs to me to do with as I please.
>Enjoys it when I cuddle him while he cries after I've blown my load deep in his ass, all while I tell him how proud I am of him and how cute he is.
>Likes head pats.
>>28240441
where u at??? r u cute???
>>28240467
:D if you want to contact me you can use my email: [email protected]
>>28240064
contact deets?
tbo
>>28235076
but you ARE obese though, so that statement is useless.
>nice
>into physics/math/art
>taller than me (5'10)
>isnt grossed out by my anxiety, will care for me during an attack
>likes cuddling
>not too ugly
>skinny
hmu if youre from israel ;___;
>>28238139
Diapers? I guess itll come in handy.
>kind but stubborn when it comes to things he feels strongly about
>has a high sense of virtue and takes relationships seriously
>virgin
>has at least one hobby that doesn't include social media, or some vapid bullshit
>muscular and is interested in general health, would enjoy lifting together or cycling
>doesn't have to be interested in, but tolerates weeaboo shit
>around the same height as me (5'11") or taller
>closet masochist
>younger than me
>my height or shorter, I don't mind if you're taller though
>thin+soft, not skelly I don't mind slight chubbyness
>generally kind
>cute, feminine or boyish
>likes or is at least down to crossdress
>likes cuddling and being affectionate way more than I do
>generally submissive and a masochist but has a sadistic/dominant side
>has nerd interests but doesn't shit on me too much for not being as into that stuff as him
>nice butt
>likes my cooking/baking
>shyshut-in//introvert/sperg but likes going out every now and then with me
>I don't mind him being emotionally unstable
I mean I'm sure there's more stuff that'd be ideal, but whatever. I'm not even that picky when it comes to guys t b h
>>28241976
thats me! where you from?
>>28239648
if you're still here post contact info, im a switch so being dom isnt a requirement :3
>>28241976
>likes my cooking
I was with you until that part. I'M THE CHEF OF THIS HOUSE.
>introvert
oh.. nevermind. I am very extroverted.
I'm in my mid 20's (and a virgin) so I always feel a bit out of place in these kinds of threads but here goes
>average weight, bit chubby is ok but not obese
>around my height (6'0) I don't really mind if you're shorter or taller
>just likes hanging out, watching tv and playing vidya, relaxing together on the couch or bed, likes to go out sometimes as well.
>would dom me in bed, can bully and all that, but doesn't always have to do that, can do sweet things too, and have to cuddle after
>i'd love to dress up for them but am pretty insecure and don't think i'd be the cutest around
>i'm interested in working out, but am scared to go alone, would love to work out with them in some manner
Really just want somebody who can be a bro and whose dick I can suck.
Very strict, 5 10 atleast, /pol/ /k/ and a pure top. Very hairy and big hands, sadistic and into TPE and mindbreaking me.
I just want someone who actually wants to spend time with me desu
>>28242342
A cooking extrovert!?
What's your type bb?
>>28241976
can we share kiks on here or something?
>>28242319
:D nice, heres my email [email protected]
>feminine but not overly so
>androgynous body
>enjoys crossdressing
>can enjoy/put up with vidya/anime
>lets me bully/dom him
>lets me aggressively suck his cock
>cuddly and a little clingy
>>28242978
I am all of that except wanting you to suxk my dick
>>28242825
See
>>28237072
The height isn't a big deal.. I just notice most shorter guys have cuter faces.
>>28240555
Please make me cry anon. Contact info?
>black
>skinny
>weeb tattoos
>dyes his hair and wears it in locks or braids or something
>makes more money than me
>into crossdressing
>caring and protective
>can teach me to play an instrument or something fun like that
>uses imageboards
>>28243000please have kik
Can i at least aggressively jack you off
The one i have now!!
>cute, helpless clingy dork from here
>has wierd fetishes
>doesnt mind snuggling for 4 hours
>he plays shit vidya with me
The only problem we both have is careers
Hopefully i can make enough money that we can retire in 10-15 years and manage assets
>>28236996
Where do you live qt?
>>28236996
It seems like you are literally me
Requirements
>taller than me (i'm short anyway 5'4)
>cute face
>likes to cuddle
>big spoon
Preferred things
>muscles
>interest in politics, literature, art
>at the very least, he'll let me ramble about those topics
>bigger than me (5'6)
>very right winged and traditional
>wants me to live with him.
>isolates me from everything, media, games and makes me cut ties with everyone but him.
>silent and introverted
>>28243155
Yes you could. I do have kik but gimme yours
>>28234845
>this stuff is my fetish
Go on....
>>28234853
6'4 and 19. I prefer subbing but everyone wants talls to dom.
Also pretty skelly here too bro.
I hate being this tall.
>>28243090
>this is me minus the dyed hair/braids
Shiet. I'm only half black though anon
>>28243424eman1197
>>28234920
I'm literally a tall sub who fucking loves shorter dominant and at least vaguely muscular guys
>>28243237
Hello anon, I fit everything but the muscles, pls be in Aus
>>28243923
Sorry anon, I'm in NY
Kik?
>My height or shorter
>Glasses
>Nerdy
>Thin
>Average dick size, preferably uncut
>Feminine interests and mannerisms
>Can help me cook and doesn't mind me having him for dessert
>Enjoys crossdressing, video games, movies, literature
>Eager to have discussions about politics, school, and news
>Likes to be the little spoon
>>28243948
I haven't used kik in a very long time, don't even have it installed on my phone anymore. You might have to give an email anon.
>>28244151
You'd better say what your height is and where you live anon.
>>28244185
5'7", unfortunately. King of the manlets.
And Nova Scotia, Canada.
>>28244243
S-sorry, I don't fit either of those. I was so close otherwise too.
>>28244326
Aww, that's too bad!
I'll have some luck one day, maybe!
>>28244387
We'll all make it one day, right? There's a market for nerdy skeletal twinks like me, r-right?
>very short or my height
>no body hair like pubes or hairy pits, at most a small tuft of hair
>long black or blonde hair
>basically the figure of a woman
>average weight or chubby is fine, no skellys or fatasses
>big juicy butt with a tight asshole
>big balls
>HUGE THICK COCK for me to suck on
Aside from that, just a regular cutie who wants to be by my side, cuddle, play games/talk about comics and manga/watch TV, Netflix, Hulu, whatever.
>tallish
>slender but some muscle definition
>implying I care about looks I just want affection
>cool with hanging out watching movies and cuddling
>cool withme being crippled and skelly ;-;
>cool with princess carrying me places
a-anyone
>tfw you'll never be a cute twink because your height is 182cm
does anyone like tall spooky skellingtons?
All these hetero wannabes.. ugh.
>>28244532
Yeah, we're all gonna make it!
I'd snuggle you if you were close and didn't mind me being short.
>>28243684
you should do something cute with your hair anon!
>>28244583
Is 5'11 "tallish" to you?
>>28244684
>I'd snuggle you if you were close and didn't mind me being short.
tfw other side of the worldAlso I always thought height was one of the dumbest things to care about, so yeah, I don't mind you being short
>>28245016
yes, anything taller than me (5'5) is tallish
>>28245107
Please be near me
>>28245131
w-where are you?
locationbloxxxxxx fuck you robot
>>28245196
Straya>inb4 you're the other side of the world
>>28245232
Canada. You called it kek.
tfw no bf with Strayan accent who shitposts all day
>>28245248
tfw no Canadian bf to shower in affection and teach how to bantertfw everybody in these threads who has a description of me as their ideal bf is in another country
Is this board literally filled with mentally ill faggots or is it just the 4 usual weebs circle jerking?
>>28245378
;-; do you have a throwaway or skype Strayanon?
>>28245248
>Canada
How you doin'?
>>28245426
I'm ok, just watching this Pens-Caps game. Where in Canada are you. It's a big place
>>28242088
Los Angeles!
>>28242828
I don't have kik but if you wanna shoot me an e-mail or whatever it's [email protected], so feel free if you're still around
>>28244243
holy moley where are you from in nova scotia
someone who fucking cares about me desu
>>28246115
Pretty simple standards. Why are you alone, anon?
>>28246127
because i hate myself
i crave attention but seal myself from the world
>>28246174
>because i hate myself
You shouldn't. I-I don't hate you anon.
>i crave attention but seal myself from the world
Go on...
>>28246206
idk thats about it mate.
i have anxiety comin out my asshole and i want to die
>>28246243
My anxiety is pretty fucking bad too. Have you seen someone for it?
>i want to die
n-no, pls. Don't talk like that.
>>28246278
currently seeing a therapist, but only been a few times
>>28246301
Has it helped at all?
>>28246323
not sure desu
i sure hope sp
but almost had a panic attack today
One with a vagina to go along with their boipussi
>>28243394
where do you live right now?
>>28246384
>not sure desu
How are you not sure? Did it or didn't it? Or is it still too early to tell?
>but almost had a panic attack today
Go on...
>>28246589
i can barely type rn bud, sorry
>>28246617
>i can barely type rn bud, sorry
O-Okay. Why?
Didn't mean to be a burden, was just trying to help.
any takers? pls no bully :-(
>>28246640
its okay, i appreciate the thought
>>28246719
:3
>>28246687
Why would anyone bully you?
>>28246687
Sho boipucci
>>28246687
show benis pls
>>28246687
would bully hard and force to crossdress/10
>nice and cute
>not overly extroverted and doesn't mind my introverted-ness/shyness
>likes anime with similar taste, good mysteries/thrillers/adventure/action
>likes vidya with similar taste, rpgs and maybe an mmo to play together
>not too hairy and not too much weight
>>28246687
>post sexy pic
>doesn't reply to replies
Depressing, desu.
>Must be a millionaire
>Must be classically trained violinist
>Must come from a noble / royal family
>Must speak at least 6 active languages and 1 dead language
>Must have a PhD
>Must have contributed to a significant area of human knowledge
>Must have a 2" dick
>Must be extremely submissive in bed and let me call him Dr Sub
>Must be featured in at least 1 critically acclaimed movie
>Must be an astronaut
Am I doing this right guize?
>>28247158
I'm all of that but the critically acclaimed movie, I hope that's alright anon.
>>28247198
Sorry, that's just not acceptable anon. How do you expect to find a partner like that?
>must be willing to use the splorch on me
>preferably big and dom
>bonus: can make/buy an alien cosplay
>>28246742
>>28246779
>>28246783
>>28246900
>>28247095
no benis but here's another pic :^)
>>28247223
Guess that's why I'll be on this board until I get my big breakthrough ;-;
>>28234556
>im not even gay
Then why are you in this thread
>>28247236
K-Keep posting. By all means, continue posting.
>>28234088
>soft skin
>feminine
>short
>can pass while crossdressing all the time
>likes anime vidya ect.>dominant>huge dick>will throatfuck me regularly and rougly
>>28247309
Pic of throat?
>>28247236
>No boipucci
Don't make me bully
>>28247236
>this fag leaves us hanging again
Post again or don't, I don't care anymore.
>>28234088
>5'4-5'8
>slender
>likes video games and being alone
>white
