Fembots, please describe your ideal boyfriend
>>28233971
Well hopefully he'd benot you
>5'3"
>fat
>watches obscure anime
>neet shut-in
>swears at his mother
impossible to find, d e s u
Stop making these threads man.
All they do is confirm that none of us will ever get a gf.
>>28234043
This, at least for me none are ever in Australia.
>>28234043
I usually fit quite a few of these though
Being a short skelly, who has a job, and is open to a lot of things makes me robot chad
>White
>Chubby but not fat
>5'9" or above
>Not submissive
>Not Chad
>Not obsessed with sex and is okay with waiting until marriage
>Not a porn addict
>Respects women and minorities, isn't a /pol/fag but not an SJW either
>>28234102
Sounds like me but i am thin (workout). I also legitimately don't care about sex.
Are you australian?
>>28234102
Well...I match your description but I'm kinda fit and not chubby...
>>28234116
No. I'm American. Sorry anon.
THESE AREN'T HOOKUP THREADS YOU IDIOTS REEE
>>28234121
She's American, she's yours anon.
>>28234102
>isn't a pol fag
Women will never understand the dangers of letting Muhammed into the country by the thousands.
>>28234102
>Not submissive
>Not Chad
>Not obsessed with sex and is okay with waiting until marriage
>Not a porn addict
>Respects women and minorities, isn't a /pol/fag but not an SJW either
>White
Yes
>Chubby but not fat
>5'9" or above
No
Contact?
>>28233971
>Is a woman
>Short brown hair
>Preferably Italian or Greek or something
>Chubby legs
>Watches anime
>Knows what game this is
>>28234128
She doesnt want a thin fag anon
>>28234179
Why do we even try?
>>28234169
Be my dyke friend?
I love grand strats (you picked babby mode though)
>>28234149
Sorry, but that's a no go. I can't force myself to be attracted to short guys.
>>28234204
I'm exactly one inch off from your height thing
White
Dark hair
Nice nose (long and thin)
Preferably has a stubble
Any eye color doesn't matter
+5'10" height
Not fat
High libido
Dominant
Will be willing to do freaky stuff in bed
Deep voice
That's it
reminder that if you put a height requirement you're a normalfag and need to fuck off
don't care about your """"""""""""""reasons""""""""""""""
>>28234198
I made a meetme profile recently and all I got was tons of likes and messages from gay guys and fat girls. Its all thats left for us anon. We have to embrace it.
Choose your fate:
1.Fat
2.Cocks
>>28234222
I qualify for everything except deep voice. Proud Tenor here, you're not a real man unless you can hit every high note in Ellie Goulding's "Hanging On".
>>28234261
Don't forget i live in Australia, litrelly every girl is taken or is happy with her FWB. And none are ever on 4chan and if they are they have 60 orbiters (other australian men).
I won't even be able to get a fat girl.
>>28234135
Not that femanon but- I personally don't like Islam at all but I judge the individual. You guys take things to the extreme and are often extremely hateful to people because of things they never got to choose.
>>28234202
This isn't my gameplay, it's just from Google images. I might, what city and country do you live in? If you're from Portland USA I might.
>>28234261
time to go gay i think i live on the gold coast australia (chad and stacy capital of the country)
>>28234295
I'm US (not telling anything else), but the fuck does that have to do with steam friends?
>>28234234
What's wrong with it?
I can't help what I'm attracted to. It's no different from men listing a breast or weight requirement.
>>28234314
Get fucked normalwhore. You don't get to choose here
>>>/soc/
>>28234102
>respects women
Sure.
>respects minorities
Why...?
I'm a Eurofag, these people are in my ancestral homeland - and you want me to just "respect" a bunch of criminal shitskins because it makes you feel better?
You think shitskins tell their partners "Oh, you'd better respect white people or I won't date you!"
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>28234314
>weight can be changed
>nobody cares about tits
>"totally the same guys XD"
Get the hell out
>>28233971
>Enjoys the outdoors
>Knows how to use his hands (as in being able to be resourceful, knows how to fix things,handy man type deal)
>Nice brown hair but not too dark or nearly blond, just a nice medium
>brown eyes
>tan from being outside (shade doesn't matter as long as not nigger dark)
>not a deep voice
>funny (I'll laugh at anything desu)
>taller than me (I'm 5')
>NOT SKINNY
>average weight or chubby
>Jeans and cowboy boots type with a delicious small blocked plaid shirt
>drives truck
>kinda autistic
>Bonus: Can Weld,Hunts,Fishes,or knows his way around a car
Keep in mind,this is IDEAL. I don't actively look for all this shit in a guy. It's just ideal.
>>28234321
Manlets are the easiest demographic of people to trigger. You're adorable, m8.
>>28234342
Kill yourself normie
This is a manlet only board
>>28234293
>I judge by the individual
But in terms of immigration policy, you're dealing with large groups of people.
You need workable policies to work with large numbers of people in mind.
And changing the racial makeup of a country so rapidly is fucking stupid anyway. More racial diversity always = more conflict.
>mfw I'll never reach any of the height requirement
>>28234204
reply >>28234216
please
I'm not even short. At least most manlets say that. They all call me a lanklet
>>28234341
Actually pretty close, add in i enjoy hiking, shooting, camping. Have brown hair and eyes, 5ft11, good with my hands and work and fix motorcycles, and occasionally cars.
>Jeans and cowboy boots type with a delicious small blocked plaid shirt
>drives truck
lol no, you sort of are looking for what i want especially regarding outdoors but i want a female to like those things.
>>28234349
>be normie
>post on /r9k/
>get told to kill myself
>don't
>>28234314
If you're fat you are literally sub-human. People can't change their height, dear roastie.
>>28234341
>>28234376
Fuck off normals
Get off my board
>>28234293
>I judge the individual
Demographics are destiny, you can judge individually all you want but some of us don't have the time to get to know every single "individual" and can see the heavy correlation between race/ethnicity and criminality/intelligence.
You individualism affects all of us and if its a choice between your individualism and the overall health of the society, then frankly fuck your individualism.
>>28234389
I got no friends and I'm lonely, my friend. I do such hobbies by myself (even if you consider them chad tier). I seriously need to move to the USOFA for a chance to get myself a qt.
Litrelly.
>>28233971
>my ideal boyfriend who is my real life boyfriend never posts about me in ideal girlfriend threads
jdimsa
>>28234402
Can't the same be said when it comes to the debate over Globalism and Nationalism?
>>28234413
>real boyfriend
This is a fembot thread
Fuck off and shoot yourself in the head
>>28234321
So you proceed to insult me rather than answering what is wrong with it? Classy.
>>28234329
Not all of them are criminals.
>>28234336
>>28234382
Height can be changed if you eat a diet with hormone injected red meat during puberty. That's why the average height has changed so relatively recently.
If you ate Dewritos while your body was growing you have yourself to blame. Or you may just be short despite eating plenty of meat, which is fine and can't be helped, then; but I'm not into you. I'm sorry.
>Nobody cares about tits
You can't really believe this.
>>28234368
Sorry, that's my minimum. Average male height.
>>28234413
What do you do, watch him post on /r9k/ over his shoulder? That's pretty fucking weird.
>>28234293
See, this is what I mean. Women will never understand that letting in an entire demographic unchecked is not the same as letting in individuals. I'm not hateful I just don't let feels promote decision making
>>28234424
Fembots is such an arbitrary dumb term
Anyway
>always post about my bf in these threads
>he doesn't seem to care
;_;
>>28234438
Fuck you
>>28234435
>Sorry, that's my minimum. Average male height.
Just give me a chance ;_;
>>28234435
>Not all of them are criminals.
Ok, but the general result of a policy that allows a demographically significant number of them in is an increase in the crime rate.
How can you not understand this?
It's so goddamn basic...
And they prey on white women like you. Guilty white women. They would never show the same concern towards us that you demand we show them.
>>28234293
If this was immigrating japaweebs or other Christians, sure. But Islam? Islam is born through evil and people that deny this simply ignore or don't know its history. Most "not ALL Muslims" people do not know basic quran sayings.
>>28234448
>Fembots is such an arbitrary dumb term
Fuck off normie
If you aren't a virgin with no social prospects you aren't a bot. It's that simple, now kill yourself. Hope your bf cheats on you with a nigger
>>28234435
>but I'm not into you.
Then you can get the fuck out
>what is wrong with it
Women aren't allowed to have standards here
>>28234478
Pretty sure most of us are cyborgs. I base that on nothing.
>alot older than me
>dark hair
>light eyes
>nice collarbones
>5'8 and above
>protective but not clingy
>self-assured not cocky
>will mix well with my political beliefs of being borderline /pol/
>>28234478
I'm a virgin in my soul, that's what counts right?
>>28234504
Cyborgs are normalfags
Get the fuck out. You and every "cyborg" needs to fuck off
>>28234518
No
Get the fuck out and go post on /soc/ normie whore
>>28234466
>but the general result of a policy that allows a demographically significant number of them in is an increase in the crime rate.
Poverty breeds crime. This isn't a minority related issue, it's a wealth one.
>>28234510
>alot older than me
Fuck off
>>28234523
>be cyborg
>post on /r9k/
>get told to fuck off
>don't
Reminder that women aren't allowed to have height requirements. Whether or not you're attracted to someone is irellevant
Kill yourself if you do
>>28234536
>Poverty breeds crime.
The correlation between poverty and crime isn't actually that strong - The correlation between race and crime is much stronger - See pic.
Can you please give me a good reason why I, as someone from a small European state, should import huge numbers of non-white immigrants, who demonstrably increase the crime rate, welfare dependency rate, real estate prices etc, and who will eventually outnumber us if current trends continue?
>Not all X are like Y.
How can people still fall for this stupid logic?
It totally ignores nuance and degrees.
Of course in reality nothing is completely 100% right, there will always be a minority which are exceptions to the rule, but that doesn't mean the rule is wrong or not useful.
If i find a group of lions in the Zoo to be docile and nice can i expect the same of the lions in the rest of the world?
>>28234523
>>28234478
>>28234424
>that guy who was new enough to think robot applied to the userbase and not the algorithm filtering his posts
You're literally on /b with OC/.
Maybe try Wiz or the other /r9k/
>5'7-6'0
>babyface
>dark hair
>doesn't give a shit about a lot of things
>doesn't care that i don't give a shit about a lot of things
>doesn't neg me
>cuddly
>not into PDA
>doesn't talk just to hear himself talk
>respectful
>likes to watch jeopardy
>>28234102
pretty much all of this. Where you from?
>>28234567
be my shota loving gf
>>28234569
I already answered in this thread earlier.
>>28234557
>requirements
You do realize the OP says "Ideal", right? God, you're stupid, or maybe just so blinded by vitrol that you had decided what you'd shitpost in here before even actually reading the thread.
>>28233971
>not a manlet (at least 5'3")
>not a dicklet (at least 3" ideally)
>not an asslet (no flat man butts please!)
>reasonably good looking
>nice hair and hair cut (but balding is ok, had major crush patrick stewart when i was younger)
>dresses sharp (suits a plus, thank you reviewbrah for making them cool again)
>confident
>makes good money (or at least doesn't expect me to pay for all our dates)
>fit but not grotesquely over-muscled
>>28234589
maybe you ought to read the thread nigger >>28234435
>Sorry, that's my minimum
>>28234542
whats the matter anon boo
>>28234510
How old are you? I fit the rest but am only late 20s.
>>28234585
you said USA. what state?
>>28234606
kill yourself slut little >>>/soc/
>>28234622
20 years old
bloxage
>>28234585
>>28234655
Kill yourself normalsluts
Get the fuck out
>>28234655
Is 29 old enough?
>>28234579
carry me into the sunset
>>28234651
shh bby its gonna be okay, I love you too<3
>>28234667
I'm sure if you post this one more time, they'll all go away.
>>28234675
okay
give skype
>tfw all this arguing and hostility happened all because fembot listed a height requirement which is completely fine
>>28234688
>>28234676
Kill yourselves roastie normalfags
>>28234702
fuck off normie numale
>>28234667
Are you mad because you don't fit the height requirement anon?
>>28234717
>I'm a fembot XD
>Oh btw I have standards
Normalfags all need to go
>>28234715
Your posts are severely lacking in REEEs.
>>28234715
maybe if you say it one more time, I might consider it this time. but you gotta put feelings into it this time.
>>28234730
Yeah, but the thing is, they're not going to.
Why do neurotypicals feel the need to harass this board? Just stop.
>>28234715
Just get over it man, we are in similar shoes.
You're short, and i live in australia where all girl are taken and none browse 4chan. You don't need to shit up a thread about it.
We both lose.
>>28234730
I'm sorry you are a manlet, maybe in another life you will be a tall chad.
>>28234764
>neurotypicals
back to tumblr with you
>>28234774
>i live in australia
>You don't need to shit up a thread
Nice try fag
>>28234764
Maybe it's because you make it way too easy for them.
>>28234788
back to >>>/soc/ normaIfag
>>28234791
If it bothers you being short so much juat buy shoe inserts.
>>28234788
I'm genuinely autistic, you dolt.
>>28234796
Okay.
any fembots like cute girly boys?
throw me an email~
[email protected]
manlets sure get toasty
>>28234749
Why not, they have plenty of men who meet their requirements outside of /r9k/, why come here?
>>28234787
Why are you coming to /r9k/ for tall guys then?
Its like going to a candystore and ordering a steak.
Or perhaps its because you "femanons" are chestlets and asslets.
>>28234868
lanklet normalfag fuck off
>>28234878
short guys are a huge turn off for me honestly
>>28234854
no real girl loves girly boys anon. unless you have a lot of money, ofcourse, in which case it'll be true love I promise
>>28234102
>>28234222
>>28234341
>>28234510
>>28234567
>>28234599
Literally me. Date me girlsssss
>>28234908
Then fuck off normalfag
This isn't your board
>>28234917
wow you're such a faggot. You've posted that same picture many times.
Curl monkey
>>28234878
Maybe because they're not really "normalfags" and you're being melodramatic. Maybe because they like it here. Maybe they like seeing you pop a hemorrhoid every time somebody lists a height requirement. I can only assume these things, but you know what will probably help? Crying about it more.
>>28234939
>Maybe because they're not really "normalfags"
Yes they are
>>28234919
how about you grow taller you loser
Femanons, when was the last time you cried and what was it about?
>>28234938
It's not even me desu. Just a pic I stole from /fit/
stay mad :^)
>>28234919
So not being short/not wanting to be fucked by somebody short is enough to constitute being a normalfag?
>>28234816
>I'm genuinely autistic
so are most people on this board. just stop using tumblr buzzwords
>shut-in
>qt coloured eyes
>white
>doesn't yell at me for playing video games, and will actually play them with me.
>wants to watch shojo animes with me.
>wants to cuddle.
>possessive.
>not very dominant.
>>28234536
No, niggers breed crime. There's all types of niggers. Most are black. There are white ones too, but not as many.
>tfw trys to simply move along through life but the niggers are constantly messing it up for your race
>begins filling out paper work as pacific islander
And they said I couldn't go back.
>>28234956
20160407_221056-1.jpg
Sure thing faggot
>>28234908
Can you rationalize why being taller offers an evolutionary advantage in the modern world?
Taller guys are more exposed to firearms and can be seen from far away. They need more energy to stay alive. They are overall less agile and have less upper body strength.
Youre attracted to a trait which has lost its relevance today.
>>28234969
You sound trash gf material. no offence
>>28234040
They dwell in basements. Gotta go dungeoning, senpai.
>>28234980
>>28234980
>Youre attracted to a trait which has lost its relevance today
no it hasn't
>>28234954
Yesterday, I was in bed with my boyfriend and something came over me and I asked him if we could have kids now rather than wait until we're stable and he said no and I begged a little and started crying lmao idk
Hormones, I guess. Realistically cannot have kids right now.
>>28234959
>So not being short/not wanting to be fucked by somebody short is enough to constitute being a normalfag?
Yes
>>28235003
That is fascinating. Glad to know I'm normal, though.
>>28234969
I match
how fat are you and do you play games like >>28234169
?
>>28234878
>Why are you coming to /r9k/ for tall guys then?
I'm not? I just posted my ideal guy, the topic of this thread. Calm your triggered tits.
>>28234975
>i-its impossible to rename a file
Not only you're butthurt at being DYEL you're also retarded kek
>>28234999
>I was in bed with my boyfriend
Fuck off normalfag phone poster
>>28235036
whatever curl monkey
Someone who kills me in a non-painful way which lasts only a few seconds so I can escape the world and my responsabilities.
>>28234998
What are the benefits then?
Intimidation? Sure, but for any manlet who has experience with fighting that wont work.
What evolutionary advantage does being tall offer?
Niggers are taller than whites on average, does this mean you prefer them?
>>28234980
Evolution is what's made the average height increase about half a foot over the past millennia. The points you made are making me giggle like a fucktard because they have no relevance to this thread whatsoever. Cry harder, manlet.
So, do fembots exist?
Asking for a friend.
>>28234329
don't show you power level so easy anon. give them the red pill after you bone them
>>28235058
>So, do fembots exist?
Read the thread and point out any fembots
>>28235056
>>28234980
Oh holy hell, you should really post this on /fit/. You'll have a field day.
>>28235058
Do you exist, that's the real question.
>>28234307
>tfw dyke never responds
Just wanted a friend to talk grand strategy with
5ft10 minimum
White
Works
Plays sport
Not autistic
Respects woman
>>28235025
I haven't played that and i'm not fat, perhaps chubby at most.
s-sorry senpai. ; _ ;
>>28235057
>past millennia
>not agriculture
Face it, before agriculture and in the ice age, being 5'4-5'6 was the norm and more advantageous.
>>28235131
That's fine
I'll be your qt
>>28235140
And now it's not the Ice Age.
>>28234969
hi! what kinda games do you play?
>>28235072
>r9k
>141 posts thus far.
Yeah, no. Somebody please give me the summed up version.
>>28235084
I do. Descartes said so.
One question. Am I the only one that misses sex solely because of the pussy eating?
I can jack-off myself, but that's the only thing it's impossible to simulate, as the main point is giving pleasure and see the reaction.
>>28235140
>being 5'4-5'6 was the norm and more advantageous.
If you want to feel at home move to an asian country
>>28235118
What do you mean by respects women?
Not going to jump down your throat. I respect women, but in a traditional way. I genuinely believe women need to be protected.
>>28235188
>Am I the only one that misses sex
Fuck off normie
>>28235157
Sure but why wouldent you want the qualities which survived through the harshest conditions known to man?
Are people so sheltered today that they think the modern state will last forever? and that there wont eventually be a return to scarcity and survival?
>>28235204
How about you fuck off instead? The sticky doesn't say shit about this rape dungeon being about bitter virgin MRAs that will never get laid.
>>28235188
>Am I the only one that misses sex solely because of the pussy eating?
Yes. Eating pussy is putrid and the most beta thing you could possibly do. Even the Romans, a culture that openly demonstrated homosexuality, condemned oral sex on a woman as being cowardly and irredeemable.
>>28235214
Get over yourself you manlet, i don't hace to settle for your small ass.
>>28235149
that makes me nervous, lets play vidya.
>>28234963
It's a real word, unlearn your association of words with Internet culture.
>>28235251
alright give your steam or a throwaway
>>28235241
Have you ever considered it's because they openly demonstrated homosexuality that they didn't want to eat pussy?
I just woke up 2 hours ago and my day's already been fucking ruined with this aggravating shit. Thanks tallfags and fembots.
Sorry for being born to a small Italian mom I guess.
>>28233971
>has to be sociable
>confident
>6'0 or above
>dark and handsome
>romantic
>loving
>has a well paying job
>7 inch dick or bigger
>treats me as a queen
>doesn't even talk to other women
>lets me do whatever I want
>pays for everything
>have gentle and loving sex
>loves eating me out
>inb4 WOW, YOU HAVE STANDARDS?!?!?!?!?!
This is an ideal boyfriend. The absolute perfect one. Of course some of this is unrealistic.
>women aren't allowed to have standards
kek
>>28235297
Shh manlet, you day may come one day.
>>28235291
>Tfw tallfags getting contact of a fembot
Grow taller, jackoff.
>>28235174
i'm a bit of a Blizzard faggot. ; _ ; i'm binge playing Hearthstone recently.
or i like mmo's usually.
>>28235214
>b-but the world will end someday
>why don't you desire my sub-standard height?
Lol @ you.
>>28235244
>hace
nigress detected
Settle? Id be doing you a favor by dating your chimp ass.
>>28235297
>dark
You'd better not be a white girl.
Fuck your "dark" shit. You've been conditioned to associate niggers with masculinity.
>>28235299
If you prefer non white men just DIE.
>>28235214
Man, this is just getting pitiful. Stop posting.
>>28235320
if I had access to HGH while I was younger, I could've
>>28235329
Gotta plan ahead, those who don't, will die off.
>>28235335
>You'd better not be a white girl.
What are you going to do internet tough guy
>>28235241
>Eating pussy is putrid and the most beta thing you could possibly do.
I can't think of thousands of things more beta. The first that comes to mind is posting on /r9k/.
>>28235358
Fuck you for being a self-loathing, nigger loving piece of shit.
Black Male / White Female = Highest divorce rate.
>>28235354
stop crying then, it was your own doing.
Manlet
>has a vagina
literally that's it
men are annoying, vapid, whiny and incapable of pure love. women are soft, kind, intelligent, ambitious and pretty
>>28235335
I'm a blond, blue eyed woman with German heritage that wants a dark man to treat her like a queen. Does that upset you?
Enjoy being a bitter lonely virgin loser as you cry to yourself how your race is dying. There's a reason people like you are the only ones that care about this shit.
>>28235291
If you decide to breed, just marry a amazon woman. That might even it out.
>>28234329
>my ancestral homeland
what makes your patch of dirt any more special than my patch of dirt, yuropoor?
>>28235357
Women should desire manlets because civilization might end someday and being six inches or so taller will condemn them to death.
Sounds like logic to me.
>>28235335
She probably means dark hair dark eyes, not dark skin.
Ginger men and blonde men are disgusting and overtly feminine
>>28235327
nioce, ive never played hearthstone but id be willing to try. i also like some mmo's.i mainly play tf2, shit taste i know
i fit your list pretty well but idk if we're compatible, so do you you want to be skype friends and test the waters? :3 no pressure for calls or even chatting, but id like a gamebuddy to play stuff we have in common!
would you like me to post a throwaway email? or post one yourself? no problem if youre not down for this, either!
>>28235378
>implying anyone could just get HGH that easily
>implying I was always short and I didn't start off tall and then magically stop fucking growing until I realized it was an issue by the time it was too late
Ignorant
>>28233971
Thread comes in handy. I'm curious to know if my standards are too high, at the moment I'm going through some self-improvement, but eventually I'd like a boyfriend.
Ideally, I'd like :
>light-skinned (light tan is nice too)
>straight to curly hair (but must have lots of hair, I love hair)
>hairy arms/legs (stomach is a plus)
>taller than me (I'm 5'5)
>hygienic
>23 or older
>ambivert
>has a job or in education
>can drive (I have a drivers licence but I am absolutely frightned by cars and driving)
>cat person (but loves animals in general)
>interest in esoterism
>loves movies and tv series (preferably horror/gore/sci-fi/action/martial arts/fantasy)
>wants long-term
>likes pet names in private
>not a slutty past
>open-minded but not sjw
>ideal holiday would be a tour of britain's most haunted mansions and castles
>likes me
>is a decent human being
>is decent looking
>speaks a language I can understand
>>28235280
yeah sure uwu
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bidoofie/
>>28235386
You're getting plenty of "dark men" from Syria and Afghanistan. Funnily enough none of them believe women should be feted like queens in the way you imagine. It's almost like different races have different, incompatible cultures.
Your Merkel is the most hated person in Europe right now, incidentally. If she came to Poland we'd crack her skull in.
>>28235418
I dont care, stop crying manlet.
>>28235373
>>28235335
I swear, you guys make it so easy.
>>28235373
I'm not even a woman
But your internet tough guy shit is /b/ tier
>you better not like what I don't like ;_;
>>28235327
You're in standard ladder and this deck slaps your homebrew's ass, what do you do?I'm up to like 70 packs and I've pulled ONE legendary... shit sucks.
>>28235428
l added you :3
>>28235436
You cared enough to respond. Get a life you fucking faggot.
>>28235416
i like to play shit video games, it'll be great.
sure, skype friends sounds like fun, I havent had anyone to play games with in too long. uwu
yeah~ post your throwaway, i'll message you.
>>28235458
Grow taller, babby.
>>28235413
>Ginger men and blonde men are disgusting and overtly feminine
Not even one of them, but that's pure media conditioning that has made you feel that way. Prior to the 1960s the ideal was a pale man.
>>28235398
>what makes your patch of dirt any more special than my patch of dirt, yuropoor?
The fact my ancestors fought and died for it.
Don't get me wrong though, I know the only thing ensuring our control of it is the fact we did fight for it, something too many of my compatriots have forgotten. Everything is guaranteed by blood and force when it comes down to it.
>>28235386
Troll.
>>28235386
But would you date a white ameriburger?
>>28235467
>Troll
No shit. Now tell that to literally everybody else on this imageboard.
>tfw dark hair, dark eyes, tall, tanned skin
>tfw fetishize white women
>tfw white women fetishize males who look like me
>literally best times to be alive for men like me with those specific tastes
>waste it all shitposting on /r9k/
>>28235466
meet me in temecula
>aged 20-23
>cute face
>similar interests, tastes, senses of humor, etc
>looks up to me (but not literally lol silly manlets)
>considers me his best friend
>>28235467
Dark hair has always been the ideal
Dark skin no, but dark hair is more masculine
>>28235483
Ignore the troll. When women say they mean "dark men" they usually mean someone who looks like Antonio Banderas in his prime, not some squat mestizo or congoid looking nigger.
>>28235492
Why should I be your best friend
What's friend worthy about you
>>28235483
Sorry sandniggers and beaners don't count
>>28235518
Because we understand each other and have more fun together than with anyone else, dipshit.
>>28235523
I'm Italian desu w-we're caucasiannn
>>28235538
Alright
Doing what?
>>28233971
I don't have any standards. Or ideals, so I'll talk about my current bf instead.
My boyfriend is an narcissistic autist (aspergers) who has gaslighted me before and abuses me emotionally. He's very poor. I'm very rich but he doesn't allow me to help him out financially and is very stubborn. He has three friends, all of them have autism and they met in high school. His body is okay, he's not fat but not enormously skinny either. He loves computers and is a normie who browses 9gag. Also he's a feminist, and I'm anti.
We've been together for 4 years, but he always said that he doesn't see a future with me and whenever we talk about the future we talk about each other having a new partner. (ex. "What would you do if you'd get married with your next gf")
I'm in love, but I feel very fucking trapped.
>>28235540
Italians are white no matter what /int/ says
>>28235399
Those six inches of energy add up when there are food shortages. But hey, what do i know im just a manlet right?
>>28235538
After a while you grow sick of each other and want more people to be with you. I've been there it gets pretty horrific after the euphoria of the first 2 months
>>28235465
sounds fun!
"itsathrowawayepisode" on skype
will give you my real one from there :>
Hey bit of a normalfag femnon here, don't even know how to do the green tag thing but I'm assuming it's with the > button
>6'0" or above
> Elegantly cut hair
>perfectly sculpted face
>has to pay for me on every date (again, ideal)
>would like if he paid for other things
>must have a good income
>or at least, must have an ok income and be in school for something like law or MD
>can't play videogames too much
>can't be socially awkward around other people
>confident
>at least 5 inches or larger, anything lower and I won't feel it.
>Must approach me first, it screams lack of confidence when the guy won't initiate.
> strong forearms! works out!
That's about it. I don't think it's too ridiculous. I think a lot of the people int his thread don't reaize women (including myself) nowadays have just as strict physical standards as most men, we want a looker just as much as you do.
>>28235582
sounds like you're only around because he's chad
how tall?
>>28235635
Only 6ft3 so not that tall
>>28235540
Then by that logic how can you fetishize white women if you are white and vise versa?
>>28235585
>I'm really superior because I'll be able to survive better during an apocalyptic scenario
Buddy, I'm 5'6" and never lost a fight and am intimidating as fuck. They're just teasing you and you're being a little bitch about it. It's embarrassing.
Instead of being a little crybaby bitch, improve yourself so you can dominate the lanklets like a real man. I can suplex those fags and pin them on the ground because I'm twice as thick as them physically.
Crybaby faggot. Manlet is a mentality and you've got it bad you little faggot manlet.
>>28234336
This tbo.
Weight is not the primary concern but it shows that they're as much of a depressed loser as I.
Or worse, they have an attitude that allows them to disregard others opinions and their own health.
But I'm talking obese. Not chubby. Hardly anyone would be opposed chub
>>28235467
>The fact my ancestors fought and died for it.
So what? Fuck your ancestors, why should I care about what some inbred poles or gauls did hundreds of years ago? Why should I respect their choice to throw their life away dying for muh king and country?
When shit got tough, you know what my ancestors did? Left, went to better pastures. Left Ireland when things went to shit during the rebellions in the 19th C., left New York slums for better farmland in the midwest, and left the U.S. so they wouldn't have to die in Vietnam.
The only fucking thing that matters in this world is survival. Courage and chivalry are drugs people use to convince the little people to die for them.
>>28235670
>and am intimidating as fuck.
>5ft6
Lol
>>28235670
>she will always be taller than you in heels
>>28235552
Netflix and chill :-)
>>28235592
>I've been there it gets pretty horrific after the euphoria of the first 2 months
You must not have been as compatible as you thought. I'm not saying my ideal mate and I would spend every waking second together--just that when we did feel like hanging out with other people, our first choice would be our partner.
>>28235715
But that's hot though
>>28235654
I'm just memeing senpai I'm Italian but look more like an arab than European or white.
My white women fetishes mean nothing whatsoever since I will never be able to get any girl
Me with a penis.
Where are you Jessico?
>>28235727
Would you like a little bit of pegging to go with it anon?
>>28235670
I honesty dont care about height myself, i just wonder how women rationalize their attraction to tallness.
Does it actually serve an advantage or is just a shallow attraction which is a product of modernity? Im more curious than anything to be honest.
>>28235757
Yes actually
Nothing wrong with that normie
>>28235782
maybe I was offering bby
>>28233971
>faggot OP makes a thread to feel better about his shit self
>no idea that "femanons" are trap/kleinfelters shitposters
shiggy
>>28235388
That's not how genetics works
>>28234954
yesterday about school
>>28235744
Good taste, I want me with a vagina. And tits would be nice.
>>28234990
>no offence
>>28235814
Height is a big thing when it comes to genetics, so it would at least make the child taller than the father. As when it comes to height its usually in the middle of both parents.
>>28235424
The appearance ones aren't too bad, but the personality requirements are way too numerous, though I assume you're not expecting to meet someone who meets every single one of them. However, whether or not your standards are too high entirely depends on you, especially how you look, if you're 8/10+ you can get away with much higher standards.
>>28235684
It's true. I regularly heard guys say that they don't want to mess with me because I look like I can kick their asses.
>>28235715
I don't care what women, or men for that matter, think. That's step one of what being a man is.
>>28235781
Women are attracted to confident and powerful men. Tall men are automatically assumed to be this, but in my experience, they're beta in their own ways. My best friend is 6'8" and he's more unsuccessful with women than me. I don't know what it is but he acts like a awkward autist and hunches over when he speaks to a woman.
>>28235335
whats up with the /pol/tards leaking on /r9k/
literally the most pathetic place on internet, you're desperately trying to make up for your low value by seeking "pride into things you have no control over.
>muh pink nipples
>>28234567
wow other than the babyface and the jeopardy that's me
also god damn, most of those things are things I want in woman
>>28235188
nah i get exactly what you mean, i just wanna lick a soft pink pussy and make her squirm
>>28236028
Oh my god. Please post this on /fit/.
>>28235335
>If you prefer non white men just DIE.
what if they're non white too?
>>28236108
Then he'll probably tell you to die, anyway. Lots of things need to die these days.
>>28236095
>oh my god, please post this on the faggot wannabe board
/fit/ isn't an authority on anything. That's like trying to go to /a/ to find out about anime or /v/ and trying to talk about video games.
They all think they're an expert when they really don't know shit. They're more an expert on gay sex than /lgbt/ though.
>>28235859
I would straight up fuck my clone. It's not gay, it's masturbation.
>>28235388
But even the Amazonian women want a taller man
>I want to feel tiny too
>>28236173
>They're more an expert on gay sex than /lgbt/ though
You say that like it's a bad thing.
>>28235627
it's probably because you're a normalfag that you think that way, nothing wrong with that desu
personally the physical aspects don't really matter that much to me even in an ideal situation, ideally for me she'd just be not obese and nice eyes
>>28235384
>intelligent, ambitious and pretty
typical shallow women who worship power
face the facts, your sex is the vapid one
I'm taking online bf applications.
>white or korean
>llibertarian/right leaning- no liberal cucks
>Taller then me
>NOT FAT
>someone to shitpost with/ banter
Pls be depressed like me so we can die together
Perfectly ideal? Hmm, I'll just list off someone realistic who I could love.
>6'1
>7/10 face
>blue/green eyes, brown hair, medium length
>not skinnyfat or fat
>enjoys vidya and movies
That's pretty much it.
>>28236226
I'm white, not a cuck, 6'2, fit, and a super high quality shitposter.
Pls respond.
>>28236260
You can have my virginity
>>28235635
>Radical autism
>Chad
Hes just as tall as me and below average in terms of attractiveness. Hes just hot because I love him.
