>be me 22
>wake up at 9 am
>feel disappointed that I woke up top early
>as I was getting up my tummy started growling
>"MUMMIE! I'M HUNGRY", I yelled
>"NOT MY PROBLEM!", she said
>I was furious! Her big boy is hungry and isn't doing anything
>made my way downstairs
>grabbed her car keys
>drove to the nearest Tim Hortons
>bought 6 donuts, a BLT, and a coffee
>drove back home because I'm a fucking autist and can't eat in front of people
>as I was driving back home I ate 3 donuts because I couldn't wait to get home
>got back home
>devoured my breakfast
>"my hunger has been quenched", I said in a quaint whisper
What did you guys eat for breakfast?
The aftermath.
Tastes good man
>>28232977
your food look like a anime
>>28233002
why did you think that you eating a sandwich, donuts and coffee necessitated its own thread with two timestamped photos for proof
>>28232977
How fat are you?
6 donuts and a sandwich for breakfast?
What are you gonna have for lunch and dinner?
>>28233063
This.
It's boring as fuck, most likely just like you.
Last post I make in this shit thread.
>>28233078
6'1" 210 lbs
Not too bad, got a little chub
>>28232977
fuck off fat fuck
>>28233323
You're just jealous big boy
yummy yummy Easy Mac. Shaped like Minions so I was satisfied eating every one of those little faggot fuckers.... mmmm wish i had more....
>>28233350
Sounds tasty anon
medium french vanilla and a croissant breakfast sandwich. already are the sandwich though
do something interesting
cum in the coffee
>>28232977
Timmies honey cruellers are godly
great choice anon, sorry about your shit mum
>>28233334
You're the big boy here, kiddo
>>28232977
My breakfast has been cocaine. I get coked up in my filthy trailer when I'm not wagecucking.
>>28233583
Whys it so messy?
>>28233194
Translation 5'11 310 pounds
>>28233600
I work 6 days and do drugs on my day off. Also play magic at a comic shop which is what I'm about to do.
