I moved out of my parent's place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper until now because I'm afraid.
does kitchen paper even go down when you flush?
aslo everyone shits, even the hottest fucking girl you can imagine.
I missed this thread. Haven't seen it since last year
Just buy all your toilet accessories at one go at the evening when there aren't many people.
>>28232769
>heh it's for a friend
it's that easy senpai
Just buy regular towels instead and use them. You're fine with rewashing them right?
Announce to everyone that it's not for you but for a friend.
Works everytime... stupid fucking normies believe everything
Do you think the cashiers give a shit about you buying toilet paper? everyone shits dude and your no different.
>>28232769
Buy it with lots of other things with it so that they don't notice.
Get a 4-pack every time you buy groceries so you can ask the cashier: "do you think I bought the right amount of toilet paper for the amount of groceries I have?"
Works every time, trust me.
>>28232769
Go to the gas station. Use the bathroom. Stuff a roll of toilet paper in your purse. Leave.
One time I was ashamed of buying only lube at the store so I also took some carrots. Big mistake.
>>28232939
I always buy my toilet paper with a few packs of condoms. The cashier thinks I'm such a Chad that the toilet paper becomes irrelevant.
>>28233029
Or that you need the toilet paper because your asshole gets very loose after your boyfriend fucks you.
I just go to McDonald's and steal some toilet paper by taping it to my thighs and going home.
>>28232769
just be yourself or dress up in a suit and make toilet paper your only purchase
>>28233106
this sounds amazing idea
i like anon
Only buy toilet paper with a cucumber and lube, the cashier will think you are a total player
>>28233106
I'd buy enough to last you a year too. Then you don't have to go that often.
>2016
>still using toilet paper
>>28232769
If you ever have to buy something embarrassing but a birthday card as well so it looks like a gag gift
>>28233029
How the fuck can you buy condoms?
That would be the real scary thing. everybody, EVERYBODY, would look at you and say things to eachother
>>28232769
I'm a cashier and I honestly couldn't give a shit less when people buy toilet paper. don't be afraid anon, it's normalpun intended
I always buy years worth of toilet paper and then move to another country and get new identity. I have been thinking of moving to india because I heard they dont have toilets so they wont have need for toilet paper either. Another trick is to kill the cashier and anyone else in the store.
>>28232769
Find me a person that doesn't shit
i'm a cashier at walmart and i always giggle whenever a skinny loser buys toilet paper/lube/condoms
>>28232769
I order everything off amazon
>>28233308
this anon knows whats up
YOU A GENIUS ANON
>>28233319
Shitter confirmed.
>>28232834
>current year
>not pooping in a composting toilet
Good job wasting water and valuable nutrients.
>>28233238
this
Its best to buy toilet paper on christmas time for the whole year, from place where there is gift wrapping service, that way you also avoid the embarrassment of carrying them home.
buy these in bulk when they go on sale
no one will bat an eye
lmao
get a bidet you waster
>>28233029
So, what, do you have a bunch of non-used condoms laying around at home? Waste of money desu.
>>28233319
people who has those bags on their tummy.
>he doesn't buy his toilet paper off amazon with dat dare free prime shipping
>>28233355
This senpai. Probably works out cheaper too if you buy in bulk.
>>28233476
>letting your credit card company know that you shit
There's a serious gap in the market for toilet paper masquerading as something else. i.e. toilet paper in a box of cornflakes. They do it when you buy porno so it doesn't show up on your bill, you would have thought the big toilet paper conglomerates would have caught on by now.
>>28232769
>he uses toilet paper
>>28232769
then order it online.
i know i'm a genius
>>28233524
When I order my (huge) condoms they always write "Cosmetics" on the description. Not sure why they think that's somehow less embarassing.
I work at sainsbury's as a cashier in the UK and honestly it's not a problem if you're polite and say something like 'is this the right amount of toilet paper for my groceries?' Or 'how's my TP to G ratio?'. It's slightly uncomfortable if you buy loo roll and don't ask if you're buying the right amount compared to your groceries but it's not the end of the world I guess
>>28233437
I return them a few days later.
>>28232769
There was a /psych/ study done a while back that had high school children dress blandly and provocatively and the class was asked if they noticed anything different about the children. Less than a 10% difference between bland/provocatively, the truth is people don't care about how we look as much as we do. No one will judge you for buying toilet paper.
Unless you like run to the store quickly grab it and barge people out the way like
"I NEED THIS NOW NORMIES GET OUT"
>>28232769
Thats nothing, i bought hemorrhoid suppositories from a cute girl cashier.
self serviceuuuu
By buying wet wipes instead, no one will think you're buying them to wipe your ass with, and wiping with wet wipes is even better than using plebeian toilet paper; just make sure they can flush, I think they sell flushable wet wipes.
>>28232769
I usually pop them in with some paper towels and nobody looks twice.
>>28233524
>implying the general population is autistic enough to give a shit about buying toilet paper
Better to buy adult diapers and just throw them away when you shit in them
>>28232769
Falling for the Jew Meme about toilet paper
Just Uncle Kike trying to shame coins out of your pocket, by convincing the Goyim that you "need" something
The widespread use of toilet paper did not occur until after WWII
For a million years hominids got along fine, now the Killers of Christ tell you to use this, use that, double ply, triple ply, squeezy soft, quilted
Just use the hand that g_d gave you and wash it off
Jesus Fucking Tap Dancing Christ
H-h-h-ow-w D-d-doo I_i B-bbuy, toilet paper, help me, I am a worthless faggot, H-h-hhheeelp M-mm-eee
Man up you cock-sucking pussy
>>28233518
paypal s palparoo
>>28232908
Cashier here I can confirm that this works
OP you need to announce it clearly or otherwise we call attention to you over the PA system and everyone comes to laugh at you for buying toilet paper for your own ass like a freak
>>28233645
Do you know how embarrassing it would be to return condoms?
>>28232769
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What kind of a pervert buys toilet paper lmao.
>>28232769
>he shits
lmao, what a pleb. I bet you eat meals as well
