>tfw ants lay their eggs in your coffee machine
I clean my coffee machine out after every single use. Its the only routine in my life that keeps me sane
>>28231850
>"I'll get used to it"
>>28231850
>ants being inside your house
sounds like you have a bigger problem.
dont think i've ever had an ant infestation before.
I thought it was just the queen that lay eggs? The hive is starting in your coffee machine? Just blast that with hot water and you'll be good
>>28231896
They don't really lay them but I see them carrying the larva inside the machine.
>>28231914
sounds like thats the nest. just stick your coffee machine in your bathtub and blast it with hot water all day
>>28231850
except I clean out my french press every day
>>28231963
>french press
hahahaha get a load of this guy. what's wrong, can't afford a real coffee machine?
>>28231883
Literally not possible.
How?
>>28231883
in Florida everyone has ants
im not even joking. it's normal here.
>>28231850
Fucking seagulls, they always attack and threaten me. Even when Im just walking casually down the street they start screaming and swooping over me so I have to run away, or walk around.
Fucking why
I told you about the ants, didn't I?
>>28232115
Because yousmell like garbage
>>28231850
>They took your coffee, you took their children
>>28232070
What do you mean how? I haven't ever seen them in my house when I lived with my parents nor my apartment. Maybe it's because I surround the edges of my apartment with ant pesticide powder every few months.
>>28232089
I live in Georgia, so I can't imagine the demographic being that different. I guess something about living next to an ocean makes everything shitty.
>>28232089
Fellow Floridan here, can confirm. Been lying out ant killer for weeks now. No matter how many fall more return.
>>28232089
I am a floridian and my yard is free of ants. I live on a lake and I think the ground is far too moist for their liking.
