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2016-04-30 14:25:56 Post No. 28231846
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2016-04-30 14:25:56
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> be me, cop
> got an escapee from the state prison; most shitty prison IMO
> best friend gets shot; he enters a coma
> doctors say he may never wake up
> tell his wife
> she's in shock; I hug her because she needs it
> fast forward several weeks
> fucking dead people walking and eating like its a buffet
> see a fat fuck gorging on a kid in the city
> get friend's wife and annoying ass kid and get the fuck outta dodge
> wife is horny as fuck
> fast forward more
> the U.S. has fallen, and the dead roam the cities
> go fuck friends wife in the woods and come back to some cosmic shit
> best friend is alive and he wants his wife and dumbass kid
> I put up with his shit for several weeks until I've had enough
> we're at some old motherfucker's farm in the woods
> I try to kill friend because that pussy
> dude shanks my ass like in CS: GO
> wake up afterwards
> really hungry for some reason
> asshole kid with a cowboy hat 360 no scopes me
> MFW
