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> be me, last night
> parents out getting drunk, left me with 3 siblings
> 8 year old is cool; lets call him "L"
> 5 year old is a dipshit (we'll get to that later) let's call him "Dipshit" just because
> 4 year old is normal (annoying but hey he's 4) lets call him "Q"
> I turn on cartoons and head into the garage go smoke pot (a must have if you're watching these fuckers)
> come back 10 minutes later and begin making dinner: spaghetti
> I check up on them halfway through, but Dipshit is nowhere to be found
> maybe Scotty beamed him up IDK
> all of a sudden L begins screaming bloody fucking murder
> run into living room and see something I'll never forget
> Dipshit made a fucking NOOSE
> I diddly-dandy fuck you not he made a noose
> but it gets better
> let me give you a clue
> I got a kitten a week ago from a friend
> she's dangling BY THE NECK FROM A DOORKNOB
> I get her before she completely gets all oxygen flow cut off
> call parents and inform them professionally that their spawn is a psychopath
> ask if I can hit Dipshit
> No, Anon
> hang up and kick his ass for hanging my kitten