You wake up naked on a isolated, deserted Pacific island with four of these items (plus bonus item if dubs).
Which do choose and how do you proceed?
>>28230329
Matches, pot, shovel and machette.
I wish there was fishing wire but beggars can't be choosers.
>>28230329
This belongs in /b/
>>28230373
So does your mother.
>>28230329
Recently Deceased Human, Duct Tape, Stripped Panties and Surfboard
just give me the surfboard. I'll paddle out until I can't see the shore and let the waves take me.
>>28230329
Recently deceased human, nylon cord, flare gun and radio. At least I would get laid if I dont get saved immediately, otherwise an hero.
Boots, Machete, Matches, Nylon Cord
Waterproof matches, machete, camping pot and deceased if its a qt gril otherwise food rations
Rod, machete, cord and multi tool
>>28230329
20 canned burgers
Cheeseburgers, Everclear, dead human, grenade launcher.
Eat last meal, sex, chug everclear, fucking destroy my brain.
>Machete
Chopping
>Mosquito Net
Fishing
>Ferro Rod
Firelighting
>Survival bag
Collecting rain water and shelter.
>>28230329
canned cheeseburgers
alcohol
nylon cord
palmntree
Machete, clothing, fire rod and rations
>>28232151
Can't choose noob toob dood that's a reward for rolling dubs
>>28232374
Pretty much this lads. Heh
Machete, Flare gun, Camping Pot, 50m Nylon Cord. This all assumes I can figure out how to start a fire. What sort of island are we talking about here? Very small bit of sand or island with trees?
Roll
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Original comment isn't so original but I keep getting muted so why the fuck not nigga
>>28230329
Flaregun, machette, the still, and boots.
If dubs also matches.
I can use the machete to clear some forest ground and build a leantoo and purify water in the still. Ill have the flaregun in case I see a boat or a plane, and the boots will protect ny feet so I don't step on a sharp twig and die from infection.
Solar still, machete, and nylon cord.
If dubs, saw
>>28230329
Flare
Machete
Nylon cord
Speed hook
Bonus item: pot
>>28230329
Duct tape, Matches, Pot, machete
>>28232910
Couldn't you save the point from the boots and just fashion some crude shoes out of bark and cord or just look where you're stepping?
>>28233294
Boots will be more durable and if I'm going to be foraging I'm gonna want good feet protection.
>pot
Choosing cheeseburgers would yield five burger sized metal containers
>>28230329
Shovel, Machete, Ferrocerium Rod, Camping Pot
>>28233456
Shhh don't spoil this let them all die plox
>>28230373
>/b/
>/r9k/
there is no difference
>>28234022
There is, /r9o/ has more trap threads and way to many NEET threads
>>28230329
>Matches, pot, shovel and machette.
>I wish there was fishing wire but beggars can't be choosers.
>>28230373
>his belongs in /b/
>Desert island
Flare gun, radio, survival bag, binoculars, food
if it's habitable things are different, but it's a desert island
I figure my best bet is try and gtfo ASAP and I'm not about to build a boat
>>28234374
meant to not choose the bag
booze, dead cunt, 2 grenade launchers
>>28230329
>Radio
>Flare
>Machete
and either the pot, solar still or matches
>>28234374
>A desert island or uninhabited island is an island that is not populated by humans. Uninhabited islands are often used in movies or stories about shipwrecked people, and are also used as stereotypes for the idea of "paradise". Some uninhabited islands are protected as nature reserves and some are privately owned. Devon Island in Canada is claimed to be the largest uninhabited island in the world.
it doesn't mean a literal desert you mong
Boots
Matches
Cooking pot
Solar still
>not picking the folded steel of glorious Nippon
