>tfw ywn go to hogwarts
>>28227504
Harry Potter is Satanic Jewish propaganda
>>28227530
explain?
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>tfw you will never lick hermione's vagina in the Gryffindor common room
>tfw you will never take long walks around the lake with qt witches
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>>28227504
>that coincidence when this thread pops up right when I finish a day-and-night long marathon
>>28227530
>satanic
You one of them religious zealots?
>>28227573
Most media is, it's not a big deal. It's just that "magic" is a real thing of a demonic nature and Harry Potter was written for kids so they grow up subconsciously thinking magic is harmless and fun
The Jewish part is just because media and entertainment is largely controlled by the Jews
I loved Harry Potter as a kid though. Hog warts is pretty comfy to be honest
>>28227648
Kind of, I don't stand on the street corner shouting into a microphone though. It's not hard to see that most people f the degenerate garbage pushed onto us is of a Satanic nature though, whether you believe in it literally or metaphorically
>you will never be a muggleborn student at hogwarts
>you will never anxiously make friends and get along with your teachers
>you will never be called into one of your teacher's offices and he will never begin to groom you for sex
>you will never be molested by him, meeting in secret rooms of the castle to fuck
>he will never call you a mudblood during sex and roleplay that you are his slave
>he will never give you some innocuous piece of clothing to secretly mark you as his
I just want to learn magic and be an abused teen girl
>>28227674
*most of the degenerate
My tablet does some dumb autocorrect shit some times
>>28227674
I find your type funny, the whole black and white religious stuff. Really good stuff, mate, keep it up.
>>28227638
how many times have you watched the films?
>>28227650
yeah im talking more about the castle than the actual story
hogwarts is so comfy
>lake
>common rooms
>cold castle with warm fires
>forbidden forest
>in the middle of scottish highlands
>hogwarts express
>>28227693
It's not black and white, but okay, glad you can lump me in with everybody and I can amuse you :)
>>28227773
Oh, I just thought you were baiting the entire time.
You weren't. You remind me of my ex step-mom who thought magic and witchcraft were "the devil" and "evil." Heh.
>ywn be at a hogwarts feast
>>28227726
Well, I've seen each one in the theaters at least once. Honestly, I watched the first 4 or so quite a few times when I was younger. The rest, only two or three times if you include this latest one. I haven't seen any of the movies in years. I really kinda missed it. It's aged surprisingly well although you can find some of the holes. If you torrent them, the kat.cr account mkvcage has the best mix between quality and size imo.
I think what I like the most about the first ones however is the awe and camaraderie. I grew up as an only child in a rural area. I didn't really see many people and I kinda missed out on most of the really close companionship you get when you grow up with others your age.
>>28227773
I'd be really surprised if magic existed. It'd put the laws/observations of physics to shame.
>>28227801
Magic and witchcraft are evil though. It's demons who give you power. Where do you think it's coming from?? It leads you away from God by making you believe you don't need him and that you can be your "own God" but hey. Bretty clever trick
>>28227756
>>28227812
fuck i forgot hogwarts feast in list of comfy things
>>28227856
If demons existed, I'd sell my soul to a demon to practice witchcraft.
>>28227756
>>28227812
>tfw exams are finished at the beginning of summer and you & your magic m8s get to hang around the grounds and feel the warm summer breeze before you have to go home for the summer
Why even fucking live in this shit muggle world
>>28227626
>ywn fall in love with a timid, qt witch and then explore sexual magic with her where she becomes a kinky slut for you
did the books ever say what happened if a guy snuck into the womens dorms?
>>28227872
Well, I'm pretty sure they do exist, but I hope you don't do that, seems pretty reckless and short sighted when you consider what the consequences could possibly be. The "treasures" of this world aren't even close to being worth it
Honestly though, if magic existed I would sacrifice whatever I needed to do to gain that power. Something like that would be so bizarre in this modern world.
>>28227504
>started rewatching harry potter 2 days ago
>even just seeing them having fun together as kids is depressing me now let alone the fact that I will never be apart of that world
Getting old blows ass. I didn't do enough when I was a teenager and now I'm 23 and wasting my early 20's. I'm gonna hit 25 and get even more depressed I didn't do anything with my life yet.
>>28227899
the stairs turn into a slide so you can't walk up them
>>28227922
25 y/o M khv here, it's not so bad.
>>28227877
>tfw you will never go to the quidditch world cup
>>28227905
I don't get this. If the endgame is the same for all religious people barring the fact that they'll go "don't suicide you won't get into heaven". Why don't they just go do really dangerous jobs? Go dig oil wells and fight in wars if you want to get to heaven so bad, leave the earthly spoils to the people that care about it then.
I used to make fun of the kids who were read harry potter in school.
then I made fun of them again in highschool when they would read manga in school.
>ywn throw a party in the common room after winning the quidditch house cup
>>28227681
ahashhsj u_u I am wet
>>28227939
I'm Harry and all I ever see is the Grimm.
Do you have a job? I'm KHV NEET. At this point in my life I just want a job that is enough to support myself so I'm not leeching off my mom which I've been doing since graduating high school besides the 5 jobs I've had for only 9 months at most for each.
>>28227952
I don't believe you go to hell for committing suicide necessarily. I'm going to die anyway someday so why would I want to end it sooner? There's still little things I can do to help and play my part in life. And I'm not saying I don't enjoy life, I'm just saying that stocking up on tons of sex and drugs and other gluttonous things doesn't lead to happiness, and these are the kinds of things that people "sell their souls" for. Not worth it imo
>>28227952
Nobody wants to die, you shit fucking stain of piss nigger
>>28227905
>seems pretty reckless and short sighted when you consider what the consequences could possibly be.
Literally the ultimate put-off of every Abrahamic faith. Even if you make it into heaven(which ranges from definitely will to very hard depending on which denomination is "right"), the fact that others don't in most is a real joykill. The fact of the matter is that I wouldn't wish eternal suffering on anyone. Not. A. Single. Person. But apparently, it's just fine for others to burn forever if they fuck up or simply don't believe. Yeah. That's pretty immoral in my book. We could go into the contradiction of being All-Powerful, All-Knowing, and All-Loving while still allowing evil to flourish, but I don't think it's necessary. You've already heard the arguments and you either accept cognitive dissonance, become a universalist, or leave your faith. That's pretty much what everyone ends up doing.
>>28227907
I wouldn't. I'd just be happy that there's something more that we don't know. That there's "more" to this world and universe. Perhaps, even purpose.
>>28227922
Wow. You and I are like the same person. Same age and everything.
>>28228028
To become the ultimate mage, to ascend to powerful heights.
What's not attractive about that. Then you die.
>>28228028
Do what you will m8. I don't wish eternal suffering on anybody either. We all have a choice to not go that route or choose to be stubborn and destroy ourselves out of pride. God leaves it up to us, he's a pretty cool guy like that. But the fact is that an existence of being cut off from God for eternity is suffering
>>28227530
I'm pretty sure J.K rowling just wrote a story without any intention to promote satanic jewish propaganda
>>28228145
>We all have a choice to not go that route or choose to be stubborn and destroy ourselves out of pride. God leaves it up to us, he's a pretty cool guy like that. But the fact is that an existence of being cut off from God for eternity is suffering
And that's one of the contradictions. Even if you're dead and suffering, theoretically, you should be able to turn back to him, no matter when, where, or how. Even if you're in hell, there's no reason why, if he was an All-Loving and All-Powerful God, that he'd let you suffer if you became a true believer while there.
To not allow redemption, even after death, would be contradictory.
Let's be honest: I'd probably be a failure as a wizard too.
>>28228191
There's got to be an end point somewhere doesn't there? Idk man, you can try to poke holes in an entity that's entirely above us, but it seems pretty futile to me. If you don't like or want God then you don't have to buy what he's selling for free. Jesus does love you though bro, just saying
>>28228194
i think you'd be a pretty fucking great wizard
it's not like the fuckers are learning history, they're casting spells. how could they not want to learn a lot and be better. the sheer amount of knowledge these imaginary ingrates are pissing over is ridiculous. also, there's no internet so you couldnt procrastinate as much.
>>28228282
>>28228194
If wizardry were actually a thing, I would be spending every waking moment studying it and mastering it.
>>28228318
so true
imagine being a squib though, that would literally be hell
all your peers are blowing up walls with a single spell and disapparating everywhere and you cant do any magic
>>28228382
it's like being a khv robot in chad school (i.e. life)
>>28228475
no its more like being ugly but those go hand in hand
