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How do you react when a girl beats you at a video game?
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How do you react when a girl beats you at a video game?
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Meh, not really a big deal.
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>>28227191
wouldnt know because it hasnt happened
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Girls are awful at video games so this would never even happen
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It's don't
1. I've never played with a girl
2. I doubt one could beat me
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>>28227191
I shoot that silly slut with a shotgun.
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Beat the shit out of her and tell her to never break into my room to play my autism simulators again.
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>>28227260
>he doesn't know a girl who's good at vidya

smhtbhfam
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>Homestuck
Disgusting.
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>implying I know any girls
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>>28227276
>a girl can beat him at a video game

your a disgrace
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>>28227191
>implying any girl would ever come over and play video games with me

at least someone around here believes
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>>28227191
Implying any girl likes the games I do. Implying girls want to play with me if they even did. Implying that they'd then beat me. Bruh that's just too much to ask.
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>>28227191
>get beat by a girl at something
>haha you loser!
>beat a girl at something
>what an asshole!
KEK
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>>28227191
>How do you react when a girl beats you at a video game?+ 0 post omitted.

She wouldn't.
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>>28227191
I fall in love
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>>28227191
>tfw i will never know pic related
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No girl has ever beaten me at a video game. However, I wouldnt really care cause I dont mind losing, its all for fun.
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>>28227218
>wouldnt know because it hasnt happened
this

and purely because of that i would treat them with great respect and get friendzoned because they want to be held down and fucked in their pussyholes like dogs
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>>28227191
Pic related happened to me long ago
I played Tekken 3 with my ex
We played it like strip poker (whenever a player loses a match, that player remove an article of clothing)
I lost some matches but I swept the last ones so I could get her fully naked
Too bad I don't think that will happen again
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>>28227517
In what position did you cum?
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>>28227525
Doggy.

It was fun, but that literally happened only once.
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>>28227191
I dont play videogames so i would feel nothing
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Generally don't confirm the gender of my opponents in video games. I don't mind. Like anyone I like people of similar interests so being beaten by a girl isn't a bad thing.

I of course wanna prove myself too. I think most men have that desire. But not in video games. That'd be dumb.
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>>28227191
I throw a tantrum whenever I lose at anything.
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>>28227191
Why is this drawing hotter than any porn to me?
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>>28227191
>Small boobs in clothes
>Huge boobs nude

Where is the consistency?
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Don't really care unless she is a bitch and talks shit. Which only happens when the girl has her pro male friends to carry her.
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>>28227191

these kinds of comics are made by virgins who never experienced what it's like to play video games with your partner. it just isn't that big a deal. it's just something you do, not some magical event that will bring you all closer together and ignite passion. accomplishing REAL goals in life with each others support is what will really bring you closer together.
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I have a female friend who is pretty good at fighting games, but I react normally when she beats me, happens from time to time I guess.
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Praise her sarcastically to make her feel bad.

I'm a horrible person.
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>>28227762
bra + natties
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I won some stupid smash tournament at this game festival thing at my college and the guy I was playing against for the championship round got really angry and started blaming it on their controller and lag and shit.

It was stupid. He probably would have reacted the same way to anyone who beat him though.

Idk it's uncommon for girls to win bc girls rarely invest as much time playing videogames as guys. I honestly just got lucky and nailed the timing when I was playing that one guy but he seemed to take it real personal. I have no doubt that he's probably overall a better player than me, but that doesn't mean i couldn't beat him. DESU I probably did better than I would have if I were a guy bc people kept underestimating me since I look like a normie bitch.
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don't reply to her
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lol she playing with a joystick hehe
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>>28228027
but you are a normie bitch
thats whyhe was complaining, because you won by pure luck and have no skills whatsoever other than taking it in the pussyhole doggystyle while having your hair pulled (even this is all done by a man)
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>>28228027
fuck off beta normie
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>>28228027
Nah people don't underestimate like that. They do get nervous though. Even though any relatively grown person knows the 'lost to a girl'-memes are just that it still influences you.
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>>28227191
I-I want this.
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>>28227191
Never lost.
Always labeled a tryhard asshole because I always end up winning.

Also
>Having female friends
/R9K/ 2.0 everyone.
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>>28228067
Lol, you're right. I choose to invest most of my time in more useful things than videogames. It's a hobby, but nothing more.
That being said, I've gotten extremely good at my main after years and years of playing with friends, because it's the only character I play as.

A more skilled player (like the guy I beat) can play as many different characters.
But ultimatly that's not what really matters.

I understand why people like him get upset though. They've sacrifices everything- friends, love, exercise, other hobbies, school, etc for one specific videogame.
After putting that much time and effort in to something, it's frustrating to have some normie bitch kick your ass because you didn't budget your effort in the right ways.

Ultimately that's his fault for poor planning though. If you're going to make those sacrifices, you might as well put the time you spend playing videogames to good use.
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>>28227251
1v1 me faggot

i dunno, i dont get cocky until after i win. i suck at brown and bloom shooting simulators but anything from gen 6 down is my shit, minus ms-dos games i haven't tried yet. but damn if leisure suit larry doesnt look like a fun time
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>tfw no gf to wrestle, play vidya and just hug while doing whatever
But we're about 52.5/50 on this planet. Surely in not that bottom 5%.

I find tons of girls who want friends and match me on dating sites but I want someone to hug for hours. Friends don't do that. That's gay.
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>>28228195
>female friends
Not hard to get. You can even go to omgle and put in vidya tags. Just skip males.
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>>28228209
>I've gotten extremely good at my main after years and years of playing with friends, because it's the only character I play as.
You arent getting it you idiot
you suck, those years went to waste
nothing you ever do will ever be because of skill but because of luck, or more likely a man behind you using his skill while you take the credit
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>>28228240
Haha ok faggot let's play smash.
I want to see how hard you rage when I crush you into the dirt.
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>>28228266
ive never even played smash but i know i will destroy you because you suck and will only end up being an onahole for me after you cry so hard and have to relieve the stress by doing the only thing youre useful for
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>>28228286
kek what a dumbass talking shit and you can't even back it up.
Not surprised that you've never played smash though. It's a game for people with friends, which you clearly have none of.
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Only ever happened once, that i can remember and it was in a game of CSGO. Been playing the franchise since 04 (1.6>CSS>CSGO). Played against a professional who is a female late at night, and had my ass handed to me.

End of the game my K/D was 20-35. Didn't bother me in the slightest even though my team was garbage. Both said great game.
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>>28227191
Even if she did exist, she wouldn't afterwards.

#realvideogaymer
#momcangosuckadick
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>>28228320
see look at this you are already crying and we havent even played yet
emotional normalshit
feels good wrecking useless nerds before the game even starts
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>>28228286
>ive never even played smash but i know i will destroy you because you suck and will only end up being an onahole for me after you cry so hard and have to relieve the stress by doing the only thing youre useful for

Had a good laugh, mate. You really did hit him low.
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>>28228436
Fuck i linked the wrong comment; >>28228320
>Not surprised that you've never played smash though. It's a game for people with friends, which you clearly have none of.

What i was originally supposed to quote.
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>>28228453
Your original comment made more sense
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>>28228484
To be fair, both made me laugh. Though she did come out on top only because she hit very low which i wasn't expecting.
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>>28227191
A rematch
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>>28228425
What are you even talking about?

Are you flustered or something? Your post makes no sense.
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>>28228495
>>28228436
Oh, lel thought you were being sarcastic
Yeah that was a low blow
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>>28228520
at least post your tits and make yourself useful
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>>28228623
As if. why don't you post your dick and give us all something to laugh at?
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>>28228660
im not the attention whore
post tits like a good lil whore
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>>28227297
i've seen this image too many times, and not a single time has OP realised it was homestuck.
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Worship her as my gamer godess
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>>28228683
As if your dick would get you any attention.
I'm sure you're utterly plain and fade right into the background, both in real life and on the Internet.

I'm done talking to you now.
I hope you enjoyed it- it was probably the longest convo you'll ever have with a girl.
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>>28227191
i don't because girls don't beat me
and if they did I wouldn't care, unless pic related is an option, then i'd fuck her.
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>>28228740
This board needs to set up some matches, like the other boards were doing a quite a while ago when they were playing BF3 (/pol/ vs /r/eddit i think it was). I'd like to see the men vs the females in such a game but only players from this board so i can watch the chat-log fill up.
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>>28228785
I agree, that would be a lot of fun.
I don't know if I'd want to do guys vs girls though, I think it's generally more fun when you can't tell.

I think it would be fun to do a free for all or to specifically challenge another board.
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>>28228785
Men would win and only white knights would argue otherwise, just look at the post chain she still thinks I am replying to her and by god you little shit you just got me killed and lost my team the match
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>>28228817
>I think it's generally more fun when you can't tell.

I can see why, but I'd find it more fun and interesting if everyone knew what's up and that the players they were playing against were fully fledged females. Men who hate females with a passion would already be on the ball and skits it much easier when they lose and or die against a shot they think was bullshit.

I picture it similar to the WoW south-park episode.
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>>28227191
I've never in my life been beaten by a girl in a video game. Even online, they're awful.
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>>28227191
this literally was me with my gf playing smash bros last week. feels good senpai. there's hope for u robots. fake it till you make it. you're not a virgin, you're not kv, you have friends she doesn't know and you got a future. none of this has to be true for it to work.
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>>28228027
You really shouldn't lie about winning a smash tournament. Melee has an incredibly difficult entry and execution barrier, and everyone who plays it is a mega autist. There are people who practice 40 hours a week and still can't get out of pools
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>>28228832
>Men would win and only white knights would argue otherwise

Yes i suspect the same, even in tournaments the sexes are segregated (CS for example). Because they cant compete with the top male teams.
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>>28227191
>implying I've been beaten by a "girl"
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>>28228869
Perhaps you're right.
It can be more entertaining when you know genders.
Unfortunately it would probably deepen the hatred of women on this board (in the matches that the women win), but I wonder if beating women at a videogame would help relieve some of that tension? Maybe it would help some robots feel superior?

So many of the men on here to not even consider women as a challenge- it seems like men have nothing to gain and everything to lose from playing a woman.
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> be indian
> blackout as soon as girl won
> r.a'p,e
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>>28228928
There were a few of those types in the tournament, but this wasn't an official tournament, it was just something at my uni.
Fortunately for me a lot of them got matched up with eachother in the early rounds so they picked eachother off and I only had to fight like two of them for the semi final and final.

Again- they were proficient at all the characters and I'm good at just that one/ but I'm like autistic level good with my main.
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>>28228960
>Unfortunately it would probably deepen the hatred of women on this board

Might, but i can already picture people constantly talking about it when a woman posts or they get into an argument with one.

>Remember that time us men destroyed you on that video game?
>"Anon, i wasn't even apart of it"
>Even if you were roastie, you would have got owned.

I picture it something like that.

>Maybe it would help some robots feel superior?

They already do feel superior, especially when the info-graphs need to be constantly posted about how all woman are as clueless as an ashtray on a motorcycle.

>it seems like men have nothing to gain and everything to lose from playing a woman.

Exactly, which makes it even more interesting.
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>>28229015
>barbie still thinks she has a scrap of skill
holy shit leave it alone will you

YOU SUCK
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>Tfw no bf or gf to cuddle with while funposting on r9k
Bisexual m-master race, right guys ?
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>>28227191
I'm impressed at that tumblr art. For the first time she's not a pear shaped girl with thick glasses and a red nose.
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>>28229040
>I picture it something like that
Yeah, I was thinking more on a individual psychological level. Like if someone who had dedicated their existence to videogames and hated women was beat by a woman... I feel like the amount of rage would be too much.

>They already do feel superior
But that's like pseudo superiority that stems from increadibly obvious insecurity, like in the case of that anon that keeps insulting me even though I clearly told him I was finished speaking to him.
I'm talking about a sense of fulfillment. Like a "this was worth it" feeling. The feeling that you get when you work really hard at something and prove your self/get back at someone/some group that hurt you.
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>>28229171
I take that back she has a red nose I'm just too sleepy.
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>>28227191
What's that stuff falling out of her cooch?
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>>28229194
Fur, she's actually a dog.
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>>28228195
>having any friends at all
kill yourself normalfaggot
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>>28229194
Make tears
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>>28227191
What kind of casual do you take me for?
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>>28229194
He's destroyed her bladder muscles by fucking her too hard so she's pissing.
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I've never been beaten by a girl in a game unless I let her beat me.

But as a man, I guess I'd go off and train until I was better than her.
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>>28229192
Not him.
I don't think the people on here who have this sense of pseudo-superiority really would do well getting any form of reinforcement that their deluded view is correct. If anything, it would just make things worse.
Granted there are people who definitely could use some sort of boost to their confidence by winning in games/events or by succeeding in their goals/activities (including some people on this board), but those are rarely the bitter and angry kind of people that tend to be the ones raging most on here about their supposed superiority and/or how all women are bad at everything.

I picture the results to be as >>28229040 mentioned, using the 1 occurrence to base supposed inferiority of a whole gender as if factual and absolutely proven.
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>>28227191
To my knowledge, no girl has ever beaten me at a video game
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>>28227191
Impressed, since I'm good at that shit.
Usually I go into tryhard mode to restore the natural order of things.
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>>28227191
I doubt it will ever happen.

>given full custody after divorce
>tfw cursed with two daughters born without hand eye coordination
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>>28227191
it has never happened because i am not extremely bad
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>>28227191
All the girls I know suck at videogames.

My mate Georgie always runs straight into pits.
She eats all our lives when we play Broforce.
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A girl killed me in minecraft once, she was using autoclicker

other than that my cousin used to kill me in pokemon when I was like 5

I was pretty chill about it
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>>28227191
>Be beated by a girl in Vidya
What kind of casual do u take my for?
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>>28227191
Never been beaten by a grill as far as I know.
And in games without voicechat it doesn't fucking matter anyways. A player you can't see/talk to is just another player.
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Multiplayer games are for children, so it would never happen.
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>>28227191
The same way I react when a boy beats me at a video game: throw a tantrum, of course.
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>>28227191
I used to get visibly upset and get really short when losing, and trash talk incessantly otherwise. Yeah, I'm single now
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Pretty much exactly what happened in your picture OP. Was kinda awkward for her friend when I started pulling her tits out and she started playing with my dick.
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>>28227191
cuck intentionally losing because he's a beta
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>at a small local for sfv
>some girl has been bragging all night about how she won the other local she went to, and that she will probably win this one
>literally beat her as my first match
>add her later
>shes literally only gold
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>>28228740
mfw just read this string of posts
mfw anon legitimately got btfo by a roastie and was probably grinding his teeth in rage
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>>28227762
p sure the last frame wasn't part of the original
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>>28227276
They don't exist, famalam. I used to play LoL semi-competitively (low challenger tier) and I'd occasionally see those gurlgamur streamers in my games. I never lost to one. They were all trash 100% of the time. Gold to bronze tier garbage that got to where they were on the backs of orbiters boosting them in hopes of I don't know what. All female gamers at competitive levels are like this. Hell, virtually all females in the upper echelons of ANYTHING competitive are like this.

If you're casual trash at games I can see losing to females if they're only slightly less casual trash than you are, but if you're good at games and competitive at all you'll almost assuredly never lose to a female gamer.

No women can compete with skilled men. You'll notice this in literally every aspect of life, where women are lifted up, carried, given handicaps, special rules, lesser requirements, etc. to level the playing field for them.
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>>28227191
is there a single artist out there who draws sex scenes that doesn't ruin them with sloppy waterfall juices splashing everywhere. this isn't even a huge offender but it's still noticeable and ruins the picture, not that it was good to begin with. anime and hentai is even worse.
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>>28231626
girls who are good dont announce their gender you fucking retard. i bet all my money that you have lost to an anonymous player who was female.
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>>28227191
I have sex with her boyfriend then send pics so she cries while pigs on ice cream making her even less desirable.
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>>28227446
Why wouldn't you just fuck her if she wanted you to, and you want to. If you have a small dick just get good at giving her head
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>vriska turning into jade
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>>28231688
>female
>doesn't announce her gender to all the silly boys for attention tee hee
pick only one.

the only time there were ever any professional female gamers in LoL it was because they literally went out of their way to make an all GURLGAMUR GIRL POWER WOOO team, and they were absolute fucking garbage, lasted one month, never made it past gold tier and soon after disbanded due to internal drama.

face it. girls are trash at gaming. and that's perfectly fine. women have the luxury of not having to be good at things for men to desire them.
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>>28231927
stupid boy as always. yeah many grrrl gamerz are huge attentionwhores but there are females who play because they like it, and they are usually skilled too. most girls are trash because they dont invest enough time into it, but you cant say that zero girls are good at vidya. it's a false statement.
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>>28227191
Lol so indicative of women

>yay I won
>now bend me over and ravish me like an animal

Why do we listen to these insane cunts?
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>>28231927
UI have to agree with this sadly.. litrelly 99.9.9% of the time i played with a female she announced her gender and talked on the microphone etc..
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>>28232075
this is a male fantasy though, drawn by a filthy male.
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>>28232111
You sound like idiots who think they have amazing gaydar.
You just group girls who don't say shit as guys.
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>>28231927
The issue with this argument is that you can't express your opinion in a way that makes it somewhat reputable without saying "btw im a grill".
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>>28232111
but you dont know that. you cant say that 99% of females announced themselves, since you wouldn't know if the players who didnt announce themselves were females or not.
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I used to be pretty big on fighting games, back in the good old days.
People in the scene used to be a bit abrasive, but shutting them up is easy when you're not fucking shit.
I only topped a single tourney, but I made top 5 fairly often back then.
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>>28228740
>this string of replies
Dayum... No wonder they call them ROASTies.
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>>28232164
>>28232147
how about you stop attention whoring, roastie?
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>>28232310
and here we have The Male, angry because he knows he's wrong.
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It doesn't happen very often. It's never happened to me except in retarded games like Mario Kart (fake difficulty).

You can literally count on one hand how many female gamers compete at a pro level. I'm not ashamed to say I have a huge bias against them thanks to titty steamers on Twitch. A shitty or mediocre female player can live off of streaming revenue while a world class male has to struggle for subs and donations.
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>>28232009
>there are skilled female gamers
>they just happen to be conveniently anonymous and no gamer who's made it public that they're female has ever been good.
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>>28232075
the sex part wasn't drawn by the same person.

>>28232141
the only people i've ever seen repost it on normiebook are girls. who not surprisingly are shit at games or don't even game at all in general, they just like the romanticization of the situation presented in the comic.
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>>28227191
>played COD with my girlfriend
>1v1
>30 kill limit
>I won't 30-3
Girls sucks dick at games, then she sucked my dick.
Was a good night, would do again
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>>28232161
I would settle for there being even a single successful professional girl gamer. But there isn't. They just don't exist, because in the upper echelons of literally everything, men outperform women. I realize women can be "good" at things, and certainly better than trash males, but women just don't have the drive, the skill, or the dedication to compete at the highest levels of anything.
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>>28227191
I had a gf who thought she was good at Halo 3. I'd never touched an XBox before, and after about 30 minutes to get used to the controls I was winning matches without her getting a single kill. She was similarly bad at Twinkle Star Sprites and Street Figher 4.

Girls are just bad at games.
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>>28227191
>girls
>being good at video games that matter

let's see a girl who is good at quake, or a girl good at sc2 who isn't a tranny like Scarlet.
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>>28233243
>but women just don't have the drive, the skill, or the dedication to compete at the highest levels of anything.
So what?
Why do they need to have the desire to do so?
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>>28231626
not true in 100% of cases, I've known of some who were near the top of the best 1% of players, but not at super mainstream games. generally you're right though, just don't make the mistake of saying 100% when that's not universally true.
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M-my mom used to beat me does that count guys?
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>>28228740

im having a hard time believing you're a girl with that skill in banter
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>>28231626

this literally this
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Depends on the game a bit and if it is in person or online.

Game I don't have much exp with, or suck at, in person:
>I ain't too good at this, how you do (x, y, z).
Basically enter newb mode to get better.
Online:
>shit...

Game I am good at, in person:
>Wow, you are great at this. Lets play again (until I beat you consistently or one of us gets bored)
Online:
>Shit...

So basically same as with a guy. I just not one for trash talk. When I lose I just want to get better. Does not matter who that lose is to. It is just showing me some way I need to improve.
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>>28233105

Not entirely true. But there are literally only a handful worldwide
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>>28227191
>be a compfag
>mainly for normietier b8 games like Pokemon
>every single Pokemon player, male or female, that I meet is absolute shit

When my fucking RestTalk Gyarados can solo your entire team with rocks up, there is a goddamn problem.
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>>28233826
>RestTalk Gyarados
what the fuck
who does that?
I quit playing the main singles format during sandstorm/rain madness in gen 4, and only came back for a few weeks during MegaGar/MegaKhan/smogonbird/smogonsword at the beginning of gen 5.
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>>28233472
I'll take that as a compliment

Originalio postus
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>>28233879
It's mainly a meme-set with max SpDef, Waterfall, Rest, Sleep Talk and Dragon Tail. Most teams I make have a huge physical weakness, so the Intimidate really helps soften them.

It is a complete gimmick that is meant to be anti-meta when people expect a DDance MegaGyara or similar.

I also run Special Attacking Assvest Tyrannitar with Fire Blast, Ice Beam and Earth Power to fuck up Ferrothorn, Genies and Heatran/Volcanion. I like things that rely on surprise.
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>>28233977
You're the kind of person who'd play offensive Ferrocent.
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>>28233995
Hell, I have a Chansey with Charm and it works. Sometimes.

I realized every single one of my Pokemon usually have some sort of anti-meta gimmick.

Sash-Mold breaker Excadill.
Special Tyrannitar
Charmsey
Resttalk Gyara
Non-mega Sableye
Defensive Mega-Scizor

Of course, I often beat people first time around, but they always rock me in any future rematch.
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>>28227191
I haven't played a videogame with anyone in the same room as me since 2006.
I've never played a videogame with a girl.

So I'd be pretty surprised.
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>>28233372
just as 0.99... is 1, 99.99...% is 100%.
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>>28234491
true enough but most people will interpret 100% to mean you think it's impossible for a girl to be good at games. Whether or not you'd be fine with saying that is another matter.
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>>28233773
Let's say there's a disease. It's very lethal, if you catch it you die within a few hours. it's not transferable or communicable outside of contracting it from one of 5 carriers in your country of 350,000,000 who have this disease. The only way of catching this disease is to have sex with one of those 5 people.

Do you bother educating the populace about this disease? Do you try to get attention for this disease and make sure people know about it, or try to find a cure, or anything of the sort?

Or do you just live your life as if it doesn't exist, because statistically it may as well not exist.

This is basically how I feel about legitimately skilled female gamers. They are so statistically rare that they may as well not exist, and there's literally no point in talking about them or trying to convince other people they exist or are important in any meaningful way.
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>>28233773
5 people who have this disease out of 350,000,000*, woops.
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I was with a girl who spoiled Season 6 of The Walking Dead for me so I fucked her in the butt even though she "hates it". She moaned like the walls of a haunted oldfolks home.

I believe every woman wants anal but only if you 'rape' it out of them.
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>>28234256
>>28233977
see, pokemon is insanely popular, right? every girl I know has played a pokemon game and says they love pokemon etc. not a single one of them would have a clue what you guys are talking about here. i think that showcases one of the big differences between male and female gamers.
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>>28234704
Not every woman, but a LOT of them, yes. I'd say a good 2/3 of my exes were the sort to be like "ew anal is gross never" then have multiple orgasms from being fucked in the butt once I properly trained their asses.

sticking it in without warning, I doubt it. there are some damaged sluts who love that legit rapey stuff, but most girls would scream in pain and hate you for that. you gotta train em up.
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>>28227191
>>28227276
>a girl beating a guy at vidya
>mfw

>>28227799
>those are FAKE goals
Go away Jew shill.
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>>28234707
Nobody does.
People who'd play Pokemon on this level are mega-autists, myself included.
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>>28234707
No, it just showcases the difference between spergs and normies. About 80% of Pokemon players, male or female, have no clue about this.

Back when Black/White came out, I had to actually educate my friends about why you would ever use attack/sp attack raising moves.
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>>28234707
>talking about Pokemon showdown like it's some obscure crap

I'm one of those fucking casual bitches and even I know and have played Pokemon showdown.
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>>28234843
i hate to break it to you, but you're clearly autistic.
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>>28233312
>argument is about how girls are bad at something
>posts are made about how they can be good
>more posts reply that they can't
>"s-s-so what it doesn't matter"
Fucking end your life
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>>28231267
>Was kinda awkward for her friend
did you get him to suck your dick too. or did you at least suck his dick to compensate for the awkwardness.
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I wouldn't care but it's happened before. Used to play Smash Bros with my neighbors, one was an autistic who spent a majority of his time playing Nintendo games and the other was his younger sister. She always wanted to bond with him and they did it by playing Smash Bros so I shouldn't be surprised if she kicked my ass.
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>>28227191
gg mate.
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>>28231626
I played TF2 against my girlfriend once and got bodied pretty decently, I held my own with demoman and beat her with soldier since those were the two classes I played with a competitive focus.
Actually I managed to outscope her as Sniper since despite never playing it I'm really good at twitch snapshots.
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ITT: Casuals reveal themselves
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>>28227403
I'm with you

Every girl I've played games with is so fucking casual. I just want one that has love for competitive games like I do.

If she beats me great, I love trying to improve at that shit.
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