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>>28226900
BLACK NIGGERS
>>28227008
Quite frankly, I'm just surprised the robot hasn't heard that one before.
Builders woke me up early lads.
>single monitor
>use Windows 7 split windows thing to watch youtube on one half and 4chan on the other
>double click on Youtube video
>it usually takes up the entire monitor
>now it only fullscreens in one half
WEW LADS
finally
LADSLADSLADSLADSLADS
Oggy Oggy Oggyoi oi oi
My Dad is taking Mum to Hospital because she can't breath lads
just took such a huge shit lads, feel 5lbs lighter
>>28227328
Same here, bloody drill next door to my room. Felt like my head was about to break ;_;
I might as well make the most of being up early and go to the gym
>it's another "anon bitches about work all week then vows to do something at the weekend but never does anything" episode
Fuck my life
depressionfags, give me ONE good reason why I shouldn't include this in my group project status report
He had 3 weeks to write two basic programming classes (one that stores a score value and string name, one that keeps an ordered array of scores and checks if a new score makes it into the list) which shouldn't take more than half an hour. He told us he was depressed and still hasn't shown us any work, and he has a history of being a liar when it comes to damage controlling lack of work or ability
In the six meetings we had, he only showed up for two - the second of which, he disappeared halfway through as soon as we needed to ask him things. If he's shown to be unreliable dead weight he can get kicked out and fail the subject, which might finally give him a wakeup call
>>28228411
He could be facing a rough time that isn't always characteristic of who he is and how he usually acts, approach him more as a friend with support if you haven't tried so already and try to motivate him on the project, however if this is characteristic of his normal behaviour throughout his entire time at work/class/whatever it is you're doing, then it might be for the best but make sure you know what you're doing, someone displaying this much demotivation can be severely depressed and not allowing people to percieve the full extent of what's happening, if you remove him from this, it could be all he has left and darker more suicidal thoughts could lurk round the corner
>>28228411
don't let him drag you down
make it clear that you're sympathetic towards whatever issues might be going on but that you don't want impacting the project negatively
is this for uni? or work?
>>28228534
I've known him for two years and this is the second semester in a row that he's pulled this shit of being depressed and not doing any work. Last time they were more lenient but this subject made it clear that you would be kicked out and fail if you don't contribute to the team and it's identified as an issue.
He has a history of being rather incompetent (I've witnessed demonstrated complete lack of knowledge) and unreliable, which is hidden by the fact he's very sociable and likes talking to people (albeit does not talk at all if nobody initiates the conversation with him). He's an older student, in his late 20s. Had to do some kind of bridging course before being allowed in uni
Earlier this year we were both working on a two week long 'summer school' for high school kids that was organised by the uni.
I was asked to do it because of high marks and merit, he knew someone who recommended him because nepotism. It was clear he had no idea what to do when kids asked him questions. By the end of the first week he was starting to make super passive aggressive remarks about me whenever I would successfully help out a kid. In the second week all of the kids could see what was going on and would start asking for my help specifically because they knew he couldn't do anything
Even before the depression stuff started up again this semester, I let the rest of the group know there were likely going to be issues with him (and sure enough I was right). The only reason he was in our group is because he was the only one left without a group after everyone else had gotten together, and we had one less person than the rest. Even if he wasn't depressed, I have no confidence in his ability to get any work done due to simple lack of ability. Since he is depressed, it makes it easier to get rid of him.
I sympathised at first when he brought up the depression stuff - but there's been no attempt from him to improve, so I've lost that sympathy. He needs help, not freeloading.
>>28228821
you're in the right mate, don't worry about it
like you said he needs help, not freeloading
>>28228059
had acute shortness of breath earlier this year, was properly terrifying.
Felt like my lungs were slowly closing up and soon I wouldn't be able to breath.
Hope yer mum's alright pal.
reckon spar will be busy at this time lads? infact will the city centre as a whole be busy at this time?
>>28229117
>11:13:11 on a Saturday, especially a Bank Holiday
Yes. Yes it fucking will be.
>>28228821
Fuck him lad, uni clearly isn't for him.
>>28229129
fuck sake, i knew i should have gone in the morning, 2 days without eating from the looks of things now, fug
>>28228411
This will make you look like an arsehole.
Given how friendly unis are to minority groups, there's probably a greater chance of you getting chucked out the group.
Poleaboos ballets boots arrived today
Think gloves and panties arrived too
Shit thread to be honest.
>>28229405
This is what happens when the wagies sleep in tobehonest
>>28229236
Literally everyone else in the group feels the same way, I'm just the team leader responsible for writing up the report.
Do you have any suggestions as to how I could convey that information and not be an arsehole, or do you think we should all just ignore it and put up with him doing nothing for 2 more months?
>>28229444
Basically, I think you should just divide your tasks as if he wasn't there, seeing as he isn't doing anything. Just act as if he wasn't a member of the group.
No need to grass him up though, he might actually be going through problems, and getting him in trouble probably wouldn't help.
Post the waifus lads. What's the plan for today? Off to the gym once I've let this breakfast go down a bit.
>>28229464
>I think you should just divide your tasks as if he wasn't there, seeing as he isn't doing anything. Just act as if he wasn't a member of the group.
Literally what we've been doing the entire time
But why do you think enabling him to ignore the genuine issues he has will do him any good? Failing the subject may be a shock to the system but it may be exactly what he needs. As far as depression goes, pretending there's nothing wrong is one of the worst things you can do - especially if you have any intention of improving your condition. If I can push him to a point where he may finally decide 'wow things really went shit I need help', I'd almost consider it a moral obligation to do so.
>>28229509
Yes it may be, but it also may make his condition worse.
The fact is he's an adult, and it's his responsibility. You can't presume to know what's best for him, at least not without sitting down and talking to him about the situation.
>>28229471
Not brit, just want to post waifu
>>28229471
Just imagined some swoled up cunt jacking his micropenis to chinese cartoon characters
Still loling desu
>>28229545
However as a member of a group where everyone is required to do work and be accountable (according to the subject coordinator who constantly monitors us - so giving him literally nothing is also not an option otherwise we'll all be in trouble), it's also his responsibility to do work.
Failing that, something regarding him and the group needs to change. The report I'm required to write includes stating if anyone was not able to contribute equally, and I refuse to lie and say that everything is alright just to cover for him and let him wallow in his issues. Especially since the entire group sees him as an issue.
As it stands, if the issue is presented to him I anticipate the subject coordinator putting him on notice - and if he still fails to improve by the next deadline it'll result in him being kicked out.
having to leave my sweet and cushy cash in hand job on a market peddling video games to teenagers in exchange for a full time salary job working in insurance and i'm sobbing lads, i'm fucking sobbing
Long shot I know, but is anyone looking for a flat in Edinburgh?
>>28229710
why? are mummy and daddy forcing you?
>>28229710
kill yourself, you absolute normie cunt
>>28229710
live at home, be neet and never work lads
>>28229736
fuck off, getting a job dont make you a normie, unless it's a good job
>>28229752
you had a job that requires you to be outside actively engaging with people
you are a normie
get out.
GET OUT NOW.
>>28229727
no i'm 27 and have avoided having to get a full time job until this point, in order to preserve my well-being and sanity.
>>28229736
get bent
>>28229739
this
>>28229785
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES GO GO GO GET GO
>>28229798
if all the normals left 4chan today you would have a very empty image board
Just one more day till da foxes win the premierl eagle
>>28229815
He's baiting lad. Ignore him.
>>28229815
sounds good to me. now fuck off
How do I know that women aren't interested in me just because I'm good looking or for my money?
>>28229687
Different person chiming in here, but i would personally think the best thing to do is speak to your module co-ordinator about it in person and ask them what to do. If you just put it in the report after it might reflect worse on you than the one not doing it and make you seem like an asshole (im not saying you are because i think youre in the right). If you could get another person in the group to go with you as well it would be better because then it doesnt look like its just you having a problem with the depressed guy or something.
Put it as a 'we dont want to get him in trouble, but we dont know what else to do' kind of thing, and just lay out everything youve said here. Try to make it seem like you arent pissed off with him, just having a hard time coping with doing the work of an extra person and not being able to divide it equally.
I had a similar situation at uni last year with a guy who never turned up and didnt do the work because of mental issues (he was really messed up, completely covered in self harm scars etc, which the uni knew about), and we spoke to the coordinator as a group on one of the days he didnt turn up and they were really understanding and made it so that we didnt have to do a chunk of the project that the other groups had to do and took it into consideration when marking our work.
>>28229879
women don't care about looks, they only care for money & status
>>28229879
That's women are MOST attracted to. Status and looks.
What to do to make life less boring?
> Can't do drugs anymore
> All videogames are shit casual normie pleb-fests
any suggestions?
>>28229912
Die
Its literally impossible to enjoy media once you reach a point
>>28229912
>not playing dark souls 3 and bloodbourne
>>28229912
> Can't do drugs anymore
why?
go for a ramble, it is the natural replacement for chemical substances
>>28228250
Its the little things anon
>>28229908
But my looks and wealth are transient, in 50 years who knows where I'll be.
I want someone that loves me for me, my personality and what's on the inside.
>>28229937
>I want someone that loves me for me, my personality and what's on the inside.
No offense but you're on r9k on a sunny saturday afternoon. Like most of us here, you're going to have a boring personalty for women.
Sat in the pub on my own at 12.30 lads.
Got paid yesterday. Should go home and do some washing. Also got fallout 4 there I've never played. Should I start it?
>>28229928
>dark souls 3
>not a casual normie pleb-fest
Well done, you're a casual normal pleb.
Never played Bloodbourne, but it looks like the EXACT same shit they've been rehashing once a year, so I doubt it's any difference.
Poleaboo is considering buying a choker to further complete his outfit
what's with all the anime cat ear girls btw?
>pic related
>>28229925
>Its literally impossible to enjoy media once you reach a point
im starting to feel more and more of this feel
films all feel.. ehhh
i've become increasingly desensitized to music
>>28229928
those are casual games, plus i only enjoy multiplayer.
csgo was good from 2012-2015. I also played sf4.
cs:go is shit now and the new sf sucks.
>>28229929
I've started working a little bit, and they drug test.
I dont know what a ramble is ? A walk in the countryside? Unfortunately i live in a disgusting nigger-infested shithole (voted worst town in england at one point)
Im trying to learn an instrument and to draw, but it just feels like a chore 99% of the time.
>>28230006
>eww casual games
>plus I only enjoy multiplayer
kill yourself
>>28229989
do you know where you are?
originalcommentfucksake
>>28230022
bla bla bla Korean-Thai friendship association board bla bla bla
anime is cancer, what's the significance of the cat ears
>>28230006
>tfw desensitized to drugs, music, film, television, outside and games of all kinds
>>28230006
csgo was never good
Only 1.6 and earlier was good.
The new SF is infinitely better than that boring fucking snorefest than is SF4. Glad that shitty game is finally dead.
>>28230020
Playing a single player game is fucking dull.
When i was like 10 I could stand single player shit. Theres nothing better than stomping on plebs in multiplayer.
I bet you're the sort of person thats "scared" to play online.
End your life immediately.
>>28230049
Multiplayer = casual normie fucks
Singleplayer is the true robot pursuit, days spent in your study, hunched over dwarf fortress, or Civ IV.
if you don't all stop telling each other to kill yourselves then there'll be no fuckers left on this board. a whole generation of NEETs, virgins and perverts will be wiped out which we all know would be a horrible thing
can we all just calm down and have a moment of presence before we hit 'post'
>>28230062
the only philanthropy we are capable of is ending our miserable experiences for each other
kill yourself
>>28230040
I'd say cs:go was good, I prefer the movement to 1.6 and source.
People are just hipsters when they say they "prefer" source and 1.6... though i do admit they looked better, with better models etc...
GO also had a better matchmaking system.
The new SF just sucks. The WORST roster out of any sf game. Its like they tried to make it as bad as possible. It looks like shit too.
>>28230070
SF is for fucking fags who refuse to admit Ryu turns them on
>>28230034
> anime is cancer
why, did it trigger you?
I dont trust people who dont like anime. Fucking pretentious faggots tbqh
>what's the significance of the cat ears
makes them seem cute, innocent, playful, i guess theres a certain "furry" quality to it too.
>Poleaboos mum is trying to order boy clothes for him online
>>28229943
How do you measure personality?
I'm a very likeable guy, women always approach me when they need help in the shop I work at.
>>28230093
no, Japanese writing is just fucking shite
>makes them seem cute, innocent, playful, i guess theres a certain "furry" quality to it too.
but what does that have to do with the UK
>>28230074
wew lad what a shitpost!
here have this reward
pic related my gf
>>28230036
That lad was a normie, no sympathy I'm afraid.
Thought the French woman and her boyfriend were the saddest thing in that show
>>28230109
She's getting pretty chubby on that waist.
>>28230113
None of them deserve any sympathy they are all shit people
Only retards continue to do something when its harming them
>>28230093
How the fuck can you actually watch anime.
None of the characters exhibit human emotions, they pause for 5 seconds between every word, and the girls moan like they are being raped every time they experience any sort of emotion.
It simply isn't enjoyable, relatable or fun.
>>28230119
I'm okay with that anon
>>28230119
This guy has a point. Watch out for her getting fat.
>>28230006
>i've become increasingly desensitized to music
don't worry mate, I've got you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yBnIUX0QAE
>>28230143
I'm not ok with her mutilated dick boyfriend refusing to let her have hardcore scenes with anyone.
Such a fucking waste.
>>28230109
Bailey Jay is hot good tranny pick
>>28229943
>a boring personalty for women
I could be interesting and have been whenever I've been on dates, but seriously women expect the guy to be a constant source of conversation and entertainment and usually put fuck all effort back in. It's not that different from looking after a child when you're on a date, decide where to go, what you're gonna do, pay for it and keep them entertained while you're there.
Can't be bothered to do that all the time, sounds exhausting putting up with people who can't go 5 minutes without having someone give them attention.
Dates I've been on have been so fucking boring it's insane, just me talking all the time and having to think of all conversation topics, if I stopped we'd just sit in silence and these were girls who asked me out, I can't imagine how bad it'd be if I did the asking.
>>28230152
She's the only trans in the industry that hasn't done a scene with Christian XXX. It's such a shame.
>>28230100
>women always approach me when they need help in the shop I work at.
That's your job. Of course they will approach you for help.
>>28230108
>no, Japanese writing is just fucking shite
tbvh anime classics are among some of the most stylish and interesting works out there.
If you cant appreciate the animation or story in works like FOTNS etc i honesty pity you.
>but what does that have to do with the UK
because despite it triggering your autism, a lot of this board consists of people who enjoy anime and have it on their mind.
Hence the inclusion of the cat girls in the OP image.
>>28229944
>fallout 4
No.
>>28230175
So why do they come to me instead of one of the five Indians on the shop floor?
>>28230191
>Indians
there's your answer, contrary to most feminists, women don't want to get raped by a shitskin
>>28230036
What's this from? The new theroux documentary?
>>28230168
I wish I had that image of the omegle conversation of an anon pretending to be a woman and talking as if he was a woman because it was so relevant
They really are fucking boring. Where did this meme about women being good at being social come from?
>>28230182
>being this defensive of shitty asian porn
>>28230049
>he doesn't play long winded single player rpgs
No, you're the normie here lad.
>>28230196
Yes, Drinking into Oblivion
>>28230151
>mfw this is actually one of my favourite songs
ty m8 :)
>>28230191
Do they approach you when you're not working? Do women come to you when you're not at the shop? That should tell you everything you need to know.
Any Glasgow or Edinburgh robots today?
>>28230215
That guy looks like a chad desu. Let me guess. He's drinking because stacy dumped him?
>>28230191
>>28230241
also, do you wear a uniform lad? Women love uniforms
>>28230191
Because people have an in-group preference for their own kind.
>>28230243
Yeah Glasgow
>>28230243
>a-aberdeen
>>28230249
>more attractive than me
>has to be a chad
soz m8, but you're not at the border, there's a whole lot of room of ugly between you and chads
>>28230249
Spot on.
He spends the whole show recounting tales of his normie lifestyle, and expects sympathy because he can't handle a small setback.
>>28230256
Neat, what you up to today? Fancy a pint somewhere in the city centre?
How robot/normie are you?
>>28230241
>>28230250
Of course not, because I go straight home.
But yes, I have been stopped while I'm clocked off. And this is while wearing my hoodie over my uniform (just a polo with a badge though).
>>28230195
What a racist thing to say. The only problem I've had with them is communication.
>>28230256
Do you want to meet up and shoot up heroin together and drink special brew?
>>28230271
I'm a shut in that doesn't leave the house hopes on your normie endeavours
>>28230278
Drugs aren't even fun
>>28230006
>>28230049
>those are casual games, plus i only enjoy multiplayer.
Multiplayer is the ultimate casual mode. Why do you think so many single player games tack on a multiplayer mode? Because it sells to the mass casual audience.
I agree with what you're saying with most games being shit these days but saying multiplayer is less casual than multi is stupid. You are playing casual games too lad.
>>28229895
The only issue I have with framing it as 'we're having trouble keeping up since he's not doing anything' is it's actually not true. Despite his lack of contribution, we were able to get everything (besides the task he was meant to do which we left) done fairly easily as well as additional tasks, and from knowing members in other groups we're probably more on track than most despite having effectively one less person. It sounds arrogant but the three of us all have a history of being HD students, we've worked together and topped the class multiple times in the past. Even in this subject, in other individual assessments the three of us have been right at the top of the class. The other guy, even if he didn't have depression, he still has history of being a credit average tops. Our project is actually fairly ambitious and we can get everything done without him (we were planning for over a month before he had to join our group). we don't want to have to reduce our scope as a consequence of pushing the narrative that we were relying on him to get everything done.
It's worth noting that this isn't the end of the project, it's the first of three progress reports. I understand how complaining about issues at the end is a bad idea that does nothing, however this is actually relatively close to the start of the overall project timeline. The coordinator has outlaid a process for dealing with problem members, and we're up to the step which involves notifying him.
A few weeks ago when he first told us he had depression he emailed the coordinator. I followed up on the coordinator to make sure that happened (because last semester he lied and didn't actually do it) and they apparently planned a meeting. I haven't heard anything about it since, but at the very least the coordinator is already aware of the potential for there to be an issue in the group. This development is more just a confirmation that the issue is persisting and hasn't been resolved.
>>28230273
>what a racist thing to say
don't you think it's retarded that people who can barely speak English are expected to be communicate with largely English customers?
>>28230286
>Drugs aren't even fun
Which ones have you tried? I could bring some booze to your house instead?
>>28230278
I'm down for special brew but I'm fine for scag
Why can't Yank twats fuck off desu
http://stv.tv/news/west-central/1352381-us-teenagers-mission-to-save-industrial-wasteland-glasgow/
>>28230182
>anime classics are among some of the most stylish and interesting works out there.
You're not well read enough to back this up.
>a lot of this board consists of people who enjoy anime and have it on their mind.
That's because it's for lonely nerds, not because it's good.
>>28230134
I got into it when i was young with things like Pokemon, DBZ, etc
Then as a teenager i started watching things like Death note, Cowboy Bebop, Hellsing, Ninja Scroll, Akira etc.. mostly entry level stuff
What made it interesting was the very "hardcore" art style, storylines and animation compared to western stuff.
Then as an adult i read more manga and more obscure violent anime for the unique style it has, a lot of work is vastly different and has interesting storylines.
I also like artwork like pic related. More for the aesthetic purposes, and the occasional fap.
I never got into the cutesy "moe" bullshit, and can see why that would turn a lot of people off.
>tl;dr
i liked the violence, sexualisation, art, animation, story
>>28230320
well the Yanks love "saving" the third world, and I've heard it's pretty nasty north the border.
>>28230337
none of them can draw sweat properly
>>28230332
>You're not well read enough to back this up.
and you are?
This is what i meant by anime haters being pretentious faggots.
Thanks for proving it.
stay triggered 2bh
>>28230311
Alcohol, MXE, Ketamine, DXM, LSD, 4-Aco-DMT, 5-meo-DMT, DOx, Weed, Codeine, Kratom, MDMA. Maybe not sure
>>28230338
tbqh almost everything outside london is a fucking joke
>>28230363
London is an even bigger joke, Raheem
>>28230363
London is an absolute joke you fucking pretentious southern oppressor, give me that welfare you tory shite
>>28230209
>2016
>not spending your saturday defending anime on an anonymous forum
step up your game amigo
>>28230352
seems perfect enough
>>28230363
I've been to London, its nothing but shitskins and old, dying white people.
>>28230379
the sweat looks like fucking milk it makes me want to be physically sick
I honestly tried wanking off to it once and I only cummed at the thought of fucking eradicating east Asia.
>>28230363
Imagine defending a normie meme city like London.
Reckon people from London should be banned from britfeel
>>28230402
people from London should be disbarred as humans, voting rights and all.
>uk economic problem fixed
>uk immigration problem fixed
>uk politics fixed
>>28230355
>claims anime ranks among the best works of the global literary canon, the films of bergman, tarkovsky, godard, lynch, paintings from the renaissance masters to basquiat, better than plays from shakespeare to pinter to beckett to marlowe.
>posts a picture of two anime girls squishing their ridiculous, disgustingly weirdly-shaped tits together as a corroborating evidence.
look up the word pretentious and see how in this situation, it applies to you.
>>28230446
Japanese people have no idea what female proportions are because all their women suffer from Fetal Alcohol syndrome, plastic surgery obsession and ofc radiation caused deformities
How can i handle people knocking my door? I can't answer it but it might be something important
>>28230290
I disagree with you.
Most people play multiplayer as an afterthought.
A little joke. Perhaps a "fun time" with friends.
When I play, I play hardcore. I top frag in DM with ease and I invest time into practicing and gitting gud.
Single player games last a couple of hours.
A few days at most.
I dont waste my time with games unless you can play them for 1000 hours and still want to keep playing.
I could give a shit about some little fantasy "story" and pre planned NPC faggotry. That is casual. CASUAL.
When i play i want the drive to stomp on every little faggot and even "pros" on the scoreboard.
Now THAT is a real game.
>>28229775
>"muh mental retardism makes me special"
Fuck off.
>>28230383
>>28230416
>>28230402
>>28230371
>>28230374
lmao look how fucking frothy and salty people who aren't in london are.
>>28230462
>literally emulating shitty sports
>I'm not a casual fag who should kill myself
fuck off back to neogaf
>>28230462
Or put all that time into fixing your life rather than trying to gain some sense of achievement or validation from beating German children in online digital toys
>>28230475
lmao look how defensive this paki is about his shit heap of a city
>>28230475
t.Rabbi Ahemd Kalowinski
>>28230475
It's cos London is an absolute shithole mate.
>>28230475
They're jealous because we have all the money and power.
>>28230552
yeah nothing to do with the fact that you'd actually have to become a functioning member of society to live here
enjoy your biggest night out of the year being when some extra off TOWIE puts a night on at your local flat roof
god im getting depressed even thinking about it
>>28230401
> the sweat looks like fucking milk
rofl u wot m8? i dont know what kind of milk you drink...
> cant get off to 2D
what a boring life you have
>>28230579
>2011 london riots
enjoy being America's European colony
>>28230446
> the films of bergman, tarkovsky, godard, lynch, paintings from the renaissance masters to basquiat, better than plays from shakespeare to pinter to beckett to marlowe.
Pretentious and gay nonsense.
I'd rather see huge anime titties and heads exploding from being punched.
Come at me bro :^)
>>28230579
>night out
Ah, so you're a child
Adults don't give a shit about "nights out"
Why would anyone be proud of living in London? Literally the least British part of the country.
>>28230629
>thats why its good
>>28230629
Remember children, London isn't an English city, it's not a British city, it isn't even a European city, it's a "world city"
>>28230480
butthurt "ebin dark soul xDDDdd" normie detected
>>28230485
I dont even play with childrens toys anymore. I fell for the lifting meme.
Might come back into gaming once some actually legitimate games are released.
Not this pleb filth everyone bandwagons.
>>28229471
Managed to go the whole of yesterday without vomiting lads, I knew I could do it if I wanted to~
>>28230579
Christ, you sound like a 5 year old.
>>28230655
Please just fuck off already~
wish i had a hottub
>>28230659
Londoners don't have to grow up, there's literally no difference between a 5 year old and a 25 year old, both get anal raped by pakis
>>28230655
Genuinely heartening news. Keep it up!
>>28230625
dinner with friends and a gig, everyone coming back and watching a film - night out.
taking gf to the soho theatre to watch kim noble - night out.
gf buying us tickets to see a live orchestra replace the soundtrack to 'there will be blood' at a screening of the film at the roundhouse - night out
street parties
house parties
sipping cocktails, admiring the view from the shard
secret cinema
amazing street food
taking a picnic to field day in victoria park, watching beach house and deerhunter on the grass while the sun sets
national theatre
even that new crystal maze they've set up
but yeah you're right nights out are for kids i like to do nothing now that i'm an adult who has the money to do things that are actually good
>>28230735
>I'm so ignorant of the outside world that I don't even know what the "provinces" do for fun
You missed going to the Mosque mate
>>28230735
>gf
FUCK OFF NORMIE FAG I HATE YOU SO GOD DAMN FUCKING MUCH NORMIE
DIE DIE DIE
MODS!!! BAN THIS NORMIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28230744
>i'm so ignorant of the outside world that I'm terrified of people who aren't white
You missed going to the EDL meetup mate
>>28230762
> implying he has enough balls to go to an EDL meetup
>>28230629
in the same way that the most british part of the country is what, cornwall?
fuck. that.
>>28230762
>unironically supporting unskilled "workers"
missed the Britain Stronger in Europe conference my lad
>>28230777
Cornwall's a lovely place though.
>>28230735
Jesus Christ. Is this really what normies do for "fun"?
No wonder robots always mock them.
>>28230735
London has literally no culture, look up almost every talented British writer, scholar, artist, doctor, entrepreneur etc etc
they all come from the North, or shitty poor as shit boroughs of London, not the twattish fucking west end
Anyone living alone in a small complex of flats?
How'd you deal with everyone ringing your apartment because they can't get in?
Every time I go and answer it they are already gone and everytime I don't I get a good five minutes of buzzing.
Going to go to poundland to pick up some snacks before I return to DaS3.
What's good lads?
>>28230797
True that, and Devon's quite nice too.
>>28230781
lmao the irony is that old first gen and young second gen immigrants are actually paying the taxes that pay you your neetbux.
chinese friends in CEO-springboard accounting and medicine
gujarati friends in investment banking and law
white friends in "social media management"
>>28230832
So you really are a subhuman immigrant?
We were just memeing, but thanks for confirming it.
>>28230808
>London has literally no culture
triggered pakis incoming
>>28230735
That all sounds boring as fuck I'd rather chill out in my house.
>>28230735
Cinema/Show
Party
Food
It just doesn't seem worth it really.
>>28230832
>neetbux
I'm in Uni mate
the North produces Great minds, people who stay indoors, think rationally, produce great things
People born in London produce jack shit. Literally all of its wealth comes from siphoning talent and funds from the rest of the UK and soulless immigrant "administrators"
>>28230832
>anecdotal evidence
wewlad
>>28230808
this is just factually false.
and no-one likes the west end, even us londoners.
>>28230864
>the North produces Great minds
yeah if you count having the mental capacity to scrounge benefits as a Great mind,
>>28230849
oh you're right, I forgot about the vibrant "imported" cultures they have there.
>>28230872
Look up literally everyone involved in the Industrial revolution, every decent british actor, all the writers for every decent british show, you'll see they all come from the North, or are immigrants, never from London, rarely from the South.
Poleaboo shaved his knees
Will wait for the cream to arrive before removing the hair on my thighs
>>28230940
fuck off chadislav
>>28230924
see key word there is "come from". as soon as they can, they move to london, to be with the rest of their kind.
but no i guess you're tight, brunel built paddington station in manchester after all.
>>28230963
London is nothing but a place for people who have done good things to move to, have a good end of life, then have shitty kids with no culture and they never contribute again.
Londonborn people are nothing but scum.
Been jogging lads. Feel great.
london is literally being taken over by muslims and yet people still defend it
>muh history muh pretty buildings
ah yes what somebody did there hundreds of years ago totally makes it worth waking up to the islamic call to prayer every morning and crime rates through the roof!
>>28230983
what? that's the opposite of what people do. for a start,
>good end of life
>then have shitty kids
how does that work?
people do the majority of their life's work in london, and then move out when they have enough money to buy an affordable house outside london and raise their shitty kids there.
>Londonborn people are nothing but scum.
agree with you here.
>So the room I'm showing you its 900 a month. You're sharing with 10 other pakis and your bed is the hammock above the leaking toilet. You're only a 20 minute walk from the nearest Kektube station and you can hear the cockney bells from your window because you cant shut it. Don't forget we need two months rent as deposit and a 500 admin charge, none refundable of course. What do you think Kukney?
>w when can I move in?
>London
>>28231008
lmao how are the grandkids doing
>>28231034
>being old is bad
fuck off just because you shitskins only live to 35
>>28231034
hello mohammed
why'd your parents leave pakistan? because it's full of your shitty people and you get free money here?
ah yes
Fixed up my bike last Sunday, but ever since then it's rained/hailed basically every 2 hours.
I suppose the plastic bag tax was just too little too late.
>>28231070
go hug a tree you hippy
>>28231027
yeah pretty much, except:
>So the flat I'm showing you is 1200 a month, reasonable 1 bed flat, great location, furnished, modern fittings. Security deposit is 1600, admin fees are 250, first month's rent required in advance so total is 3150
>me: I'll take it!
>gf: This is great! We're finally living together.
>me: I know, and rent is only 700 each a month.
>gf: I love working in london and being not poor
>me: me too darling, me too.
i love how in your ridiculous example it's actually less than what i paid to move into my flat. You talked like that was a lot of money.
hey guess what: I work in london, where they pay you shitloads if you are good and competitive at what you do.
>>28231092
No, they're all wet.
>>28231070
>hello fellow brits
>>28231062
we both know when you switch on any C5 show about benefits it's all white people in scunthorpe.
immigrants work harder than us.
>>28231101
when HS2 is built there'll be literally no reason to accept London jewfixed prices
>>28231121
>the media said it, it must be true
Channel 5 has literally aired pro-jihaddi shit before
>>28231101
>1200 month
>1 bed flat
Londoncucks lol
>>28231134
hahahahaha aahahahahhhahahahaa
eheheheheh ehehehehahahahehehah
AAAAAHhahahahahahhahahh
>HS2
>>28231134
paying more than 400/month and taking over 2 hours out of your day commuting instead of just buying a nice flat in london
if you don't have kids and a house and still need to commute to london, rethink your life.
>>28231148
that's a third of paycheck. gf then pays half of that.
it's expensive because wages in london are so high compared to everywhere else.
no wonder everyone here hates immigrants, it's just that you don't have the willpower or intelligence to compete with them in a free market.
>>28231212
>implying we don't have traditional marriages at 18 with catholic qt next door
Please stop normie memeing.
>>28231235
>paying 1/3 of paycheck for something you don't even own
Londoncucks lol
>>28231235
more like, can't be arsed proving diligence to get over bs diversity quotas, would rather wait for that shit to subside when corps realise they've lost shit tonnes of profit hiring factually inferior workers.
>>28231212
I'd save more than 400 a month by not living in fucking London, and reap the benefits of a higher wage.
>>28228821
What your describing sounds like autism get him checked by a psychiatric board.
>>28231249
> can't be arsed proving diligence
hahahahahAHHAHAHA
son u just meme'd urself
>>28231287
Why should I, just because I'm not a protected minority, have to prove that I am above and beyond the shitskins? I wouldn't mind if it was truly a free market, but it's fucking not and denying that doesn't help.
>>28231266
cool fair enough enjoy joining the ranks of all the other sad, lonely commuters shuffling into ticket barriers day in, day out. i did that for a while. it's no fun at all.
just put some fish and chips in the oven tbqh
>>28231302
>he believes diversity quotas are real in london
i'm the only person in my office who isn't completely white. And i'm half!
stop inventing bullshit excuses why you aren't successful. you're just a mediocre person. there's no global feminist conspiracy that's out to get you.
you're just shit.
>>28231317
>not living above a chip shop
kill yourself
>>28231317
>oven fish
gross
>>28231266
oh cool. i might take HS2 today actually, have a look round. when's the next train?
Oh. Next train is in a decade.
>>28231335
Just when I've got my PhD
time for the morning after shit.
wish me luck
>ice cream man comes down your street
>you get money out for a 99p
>it's a paki driving the ice cream van.
Do you purchase a 99p or forget it?
>>28231351
poo in the loo hands
no
>>28231351
idk man, possible got faecal matter.
on the plus side, Ice creams are quintessentially British so he's almost there
>>28231351
Everyone knows ice cream vans are cesspits of poor hygiene, paki or whitey.
>>28231361
Ice cream is quintessentially Italian
>>28231343
oh you live in birmingham? That's when it's coming to birmingham.
It'll be finished in 2033, and that's if it's finished on time, which it won't be.
Have fun waiting 17 years to catch a fucking train.
>>28231385
>missing the joke
Quintessentially original comment
>>28231351
Yes. You buy the ice-cream, politely thank the driver, and walk away enriched by your experience of an immigrant integrating with the community.
>>28229236
Isn't this a US centric thing, UK unis aren't so rabidly pro-minority and won't positively discriminate in their favour as much. I think the image author would be absolutely right to send that report. It's not being an arsehole, it's taking responsibility and taking action to ensure targets are met. With the people who matters, that will always be met with respect, not vilification.
>>28231416
UK unis are more cucked than American unis, first amendment and all that.
>>28231407
Alright Sanjeed
>>28231431
nah, he has a point, if he's running an ice cream van he's either the worst one you'll ever meet (secret jihadist, child rapist, etc etc) and trying to hide it or he's trying his best to fit in.
Gordo wants to slave in Londonistan
https://youtu.be/b4rR72MCYPs
>>28231443
>Thinking pakis want to fit into our culture
>Deluded
>>28231470
Oh I assure you, it's almost certainly the former, but gotta have hope?
>>28231470
>our culture
which bit, black pudding or football hooliganism
All the different cultures and people are one of the things that make London great. Sure, there are immigrants who don't mix and who commit crime, but that's not the majority.
International Organisation for Migration says 84 people are missing after a boat sank off the coast of #Libya
:)
>>28231570
Fuck off back to /pol/ you awful nonce.
American fascist memes aren't welcome in britfeel
>>28231505
I think I'd rather get my head kicked in by an irate Wolves fan than eat black pudding.
I no longer get excited to read poleaboo updates, it's all about his sissy fag stuff now. Poleaboo is officially dead to me.
i dont understand - why would immigrants want to "integrate" when all of you are still calling them pakis and shitskins?
do you want them to integrate or not? because if they do they'll be taking your girlfriend, fucking your loved ones, etc.
now see i don't have a problem with that because i'm not a pathetic racist neet whose white skin colour is the only thing they have to be proud of, but at least come up with a CONSISTENTLY racist argument
- do you want them to mix and integrate, or do you want them to be separate.
- are they taking your jobs with diversity quotas, or are they claiming all the benefits
- do you want them to fit into our culture, or do you want them to stick to their own culture
make up your minds. if you want them to integrate, really, you have to stop treating them like shit, because otherwise who would want to integrate with you?
another thing, why do you all give a shit about immigrants in the first place? it's not like they're going to immigrate into your mother's basement with you.
>>28229471
Going to get drunk and watch Lain maybe and also cuddle my daki
>>28231709
you sound a bit racist mate
>>28231351
Why would I buy an icecream? You know you can get a whole tub of that shit in ASDA?
>>28231792
Not in a whippy format. Me personally, I prefer the frozen ice cream instead of whippy.
>>28230992
Get out normie, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
>Original comment, but seriously, gtfo.
>>28231692
This is how we know he isn't real
Every time people start to get bored of him there will be a sudden plot twist. He should have stuck to doing creepy shit instead of copying tilde.
>>28231659
Oh man! You can't go wrong with black pudding, nothing better than big thick slices of it with a traditional breakfast! Yum!
>>28231709
but they took r jerbs
what anime should i watch lads
i want something good and unique like serial experiments lain, not the 1000th le harem girl boy ecci story
fken normalshits
thread gone dead again, boo.
>>28229471
Another day of vidya and banter, its the only thing i do now.
>>28231956
What anime have you seen/liked the most?
>>28232058
Life of a party
Yfiiyt6t8ruy457yur
>>28231956
Durarara series lad
>>28231956
Give Monster or Jigoku Shoujo a go.
>>28232130
I already watched it, it was alright
>>28232155
Yeah monster is nice too, gonna check the other you mentioned
>>28232171
Darker than black
Higashi no Eden
Ajin if you like CGI
off to bed lads, hope you all enjoy the rest of your saturdays x
>>28232204
>saturdays
How long you going to sleep for?
>>28231956
Am I the only one who wants that roasties to cuck me
Stamp prices go up by 25% tomorrow.
They are also legal tender, and must be accepted as payment.
So buy a tenners worth now and tomorrow they're wroth 12.50 instantly, that's the kind of growth that would make a banker orgasm
>>28226900
There needs to be a /USA feels/ edition
>>28232390
circumcisionfeels
>>28232390
There is, it's called /therestofr9k/
>>28231956
Jinrui wa Suitai Shimashita.
Or, however it's spelled.
I've booked my motorbike test for Monday. Mummy won't be pleased.
>>28230320
>When you think of Glasgow, you probably think of a diverse city of music, culture and banter.
Who the fuck thinks that? Glasgow is a dive.
>>28232517
Bank holiday monday when its shut, ok
>>28231827
That's a good point. He knew people were bored so he changed his story.
>>28230735
You do know that you can do all of those things outside of London right?
>>28232483
seems cute, i read what it's about on my animelist but i dont know what to think of it
might just check it out desu
there are people right now who genuinely believe that poleaboo dropped 180 on womens clothing despite not showing the slightest bit of interest beforehand
>>28232613
There are people right now who genuinely believe that poleaboo exists
>>28232559
i went to the theatre outside london before
roy chubby brown was doing sockpuppets
someone in the audience vomited
one of the acts didn't make it because they were too drunk
the lights went out
someone got arrested mid show
wouldn't go again
>>28232613
fuck off you clown
>>28232613
It's all a fake story. Either the real poleaboo left a long time ago, or it was fake all along and poleaboo wanted to shake it up a bit. Whatever the case, it's time to end the poleaboo story. It's over, he's boring now.
>>28232643
I added Poleaboo on PSN way back, he told me on there he doesn't even go on /r9k/ anymore. He goes to /int/ every now and then but that is it.
>>28232350
>Privatise Royal Mail
>Stamp prices go up
Great
Ballet boots arrived
The soles looked to have slight wear and the box was damaged
Don't want to go through the trouble of returning them but I might leave negative/neutral feedback
Feels impossible to walk in them
Masturbated very quickly after putting them on
Chastity device can't come soon enough
>>28232639
>Go to see Chubby Brown
>Surprised when it's a bad experience
>>28227777
> quads going unnoticed that long
What's wrong with you chums?
>>28232768
ebin number maymay xD
>>28232700
what chastity device did you get? if you dont shave often the cage can pull at hairs being uncomfortable
>>28232702
i went to a cocktail bar outside london once
>paid 2 quid for a mojito
>the ice cubes were popped out of a freezer tray
>they didnt have mint so they used thyme
>they didn't have white rum so they used captain morgans
>they didnt have lime so they used a double A battery
wouldnt go again
>>28232768
I never cared about dubs
>>28232768
You're not in /b/ anymore toto
>>28232702
>Hating on Chubby Brown.
Want to know why I know you don't belong here?
>>28232786
>being uncomfortable
>chastity device
watashi wa think thats the point mate
>>28232801
I liked him in league of gentlemen, his stand up is shit.
>>28232810
uncomfortable in a certain way, not to just pinch at you
>>28232786
http://www.toys4naughtyboys.co.uk/chastity/midget-urethral-chastity-cage
Don't think I'll use the urethral attachment though
Went with it because it's 45mm, most others were 50mm or larger and 40mm the other alternative might have been too small
>>28232801
Want to know how I know you aren't in London?
Because you're english and you can't even string a sentence together.
>>28232838
Are you going to wear it all day or what?
>>28232874
I do live in London matey. It's shit here.
>>28232819
>league of gentlemen
that was one shit programme
>>28232889
Yeah, mostly needed when I'm dressed up though
>>28232933
>brown legs
>same filename format as >>28232700
P
O
L
E
A
B
O
O
>>28232953
Sutton isn't in London m8
>>28232975
It's the normal filename format for any image taken off an android mobile phone
>>28232975
HOLY FUCK THIS STUPID PAKI
BE A MAN FFS YOU FAILURE
>>28232801
>>28232960
>I Have No Taste but I Must Shitpost
>>28229471
>when the day goes just fine but the feels still hit for no reason
Take me away Sakurako, I just want to be a cute anime living in a simple world
>>28226900
tfw not even civ IV will alleviate my boredom
>>28233196
There's a new one coming at E3 apparently.
>>28233220
>implying Firaxis can still make good Civ games
pakipoo on damage control in the "how do i look" thread
>>28233341
It's not Poleaboo, you psychopath
>>28233376
Nice try pakipoopoo
>>28233376
sure >>28233358
original niggerfaggot
pakis are cute CUTE
>>28230983
>it's a jealous poortherner episode
>muh beatles!
>muh oasis
>muh 96!!
>>28232613
>>28232700
hmmm
I think the story is real Tbh
>>28233467
I was thinking more the industrial revolution, all of the scholars, Scotland's excellent medical history, etc etc,.
couldn't give a shit about music, but you fucks invented Grime so I think the North wins here too.
>>28233493
I hope it is. Makes me feel so much happier about my life.
>>28233462
this desu
orignianalcocmentemtn
>>28233439
How do you know that's not someone just pretending to be poleaboo?
This is further proof that anime posters are dumb as bricks
>>28232613
Read his tripfag posts on the archive.
>>28233462
>>28233512
fuck off pakipoo
not even an original comment its been said that much
watching erased desu
>tfw there is no doujins where Hinazuki is Misato's toilet slave
>>28233529
Keep pretending amir you stupid twat
why does /britfeel/ still use Chad and Stacy? we need our own normie characters more representative of British life. i propose Ryan and Charlotte.
>>28233945
I've literally mentioned this before.
>>28233964
recently? i'm not in every britfeel thread there is
>>28233636
>Hinazuki doujins
I know this feel, I just wanted a good molestation doujin
>toilet slave
no thanksit goes to shit in the last 2-3 episodes btw
>>28233945
Jack and Sophie, imo
>>28233945
Chad and Stacy imo
>>28233945
Bret & Chantelle
>>28233945
Jaime and Chloe. It's the only right answer.
you're all wrong. it's gotta be some proper chav names like Praxis and Melindene
>>28233945
Jack and Chelsea
>>28234054
I know a jack, and he's beta as fuck desu. Chelsea is a good one.
>>28233945
Danny and Rhianna
>>28233975
you're not a real britfag then
and yeah, like a few days ago, I suggested Alfred and Rebecca
>>28233945
Muhammad and Sophie
>>28233945
Stacy works for brits too.
And even though chad isn't a name you see often it's so tied with memes it's hard not to use it. It would be like complaining dubs guy needs a british version. Yes, I know the actor is a brit but you get my point. Chad is part of the meme and everyone knows what you're talking about.
>>28233945
Mohammed and Rakhee
>>28233945
Kian & Sophie-may
>tfw I heard some young slut looking mum call her child "Lavayah"
>kid was white as cocaine
>>28234093
you have a point, but i'm thinking that our "chad" is a bit different from america's "chad". america's chad is an instagram-posting wannabe nigger type who's into american football and that.
british Ryan/Danny/Jamie/Nathan/whatever is a TOP BANTS guy in loafers and no socks who goes to ibiza on a mental pissup wiv the lads and bets on the football.
>been turned down for a job at tesco for the 7th time in a few months
Literally fucking unemployable.
>>28234093
This desu. People say we need a brit name for chad and stacy all the time. People throw out suggestions, then everyone forgets, goes back to saying chad and stacy.
>>28234143
You don't want to work at a supermarket lad. It's bottom of the barrel. You're better than that.
>>28234177
>You're better than that.
Obviously fucking not if I can't even get employed there.
>will soon be unemployed for 5 years excluding some work experience I did at the job centre
JUST
>>28234214
hey now, you're not swedish, you don't have to go out there and make that shed.
>>28234214
>Obviously fucking not if I can't even get employed there.
They employ anyone mate, it's more to do with the fact your application makes you look better. They only want pure retards so they stay stuck there forever, as everyone wants to move out of supermarkets asap.
Want to hear a joke lads?
How do you find out if a girl has a boyfriend.Ask her out.
Who here /essaysdue/?
>>28234143
If you look at it the wrong way that image looks like 2 fish staring at eachother
>>28233976
>no thanks
YES
>oh yes, drink all the piss poorfag bitch
>breath through my asshole
I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT
>>28234265
Got a 20 word essay due in 2546
>>28234257
I thought the answer was stalk them to their house and fap to them giving their chad bf blowjobs
>>28234284
>tfw 2 letter eassy due in heat death of the universe
After a year of waiting to see a psych, I finally got prescribed some meds, conecrta xl to be specific. How does it compare to adderall?
>>28234050
Praxis sounds like a medical condition
>praxis of the spine
>>28234284
>>28234300
wew lads better get crackin
Should i get cookies or doughballs?
>>28234371
The cookies are top notch mate. All gooey and warm
>>28234287
You forgot the bit about filming them doing a poo
It's taken 28 steps to get to the bathroom from my sofa, but 29 on the return journey. I cannot explain this anomaly at this juncture.
>>28234086
lmao i have an arabic name and my gf is called sophie.
please use this im getting hard just thinking about all youses jelly
>>28234430
put your dick away Malhulljilaldalqah, no one cares
>>28234444
Tiny mutilated dick
>>28234444
obviously you do if you're thinking of naming your arch-enemy and lust object after my girlfriend and i.
nice quads.
>>28234371
I like the cheese doughballs desu
>>28234420
>at this juncture
AT THIS JUNCTURE OF ALL JUNCTURES
>>28234462
i think Mohammed would be a good name for British chad.
I mean, who are you white people more scared of than us? We have better jobs than you, white girlfriends, you wouldn't dare say any of this stuff to a brown person in real life.
It makes perfect sense. Mohammed is your Chad.
>>28234385
>>28234472
Decided to fuck off the chicken and get doughballs and cookies
>>28234508
>Mohammed is your Chad.
We all know about pakipoos sad life mate.
>BOTH fridges aren't working today for some reason
I wonder who's to blame, the nigger tenants or the chink landlord?
fuck I hate non-whites so much.
>>28229471
Your waifu wanna fuck, I don't want her
Popped a perc and I'm geeked in Aroma
5
You rented it, I'm the owner
Took your waifu cause she gave me a boner
>>28234371
>14 quid for a seriously shit quality chain 11 incher pizza
spot the chav.
>>28234644
I don't think paki spit is a nice topping
>>28234659
>thinks chain pizza run by niggers/indians/college chavs/adults who lost any will to live are any better.
das it mane
I feel like a kebab, lads. It's been a month since I last had one. What should I get?
>>28234308
Anyone? Don't fail me like the NHS did.
>>28234723
a kebab
28234723
>>28234723
chicken and lamb.
doners just 500grams of salt and reject meat with insane fat content.
>>28234742
>doners just 500grams of salt and reject meat with insane fat content.
who cares, tastes amazing
>>28234723
Some therapy. Feeling like you're a kebab is not normal
>>28234732
do you know how to use google?
>>28234752
enjoy your moonface.
>>28234752
>>28234742
Might go for a lamb shish. Gonna request extra pepperoncini, love that bastards.
>>28234741
What
>>28234644
Chavs can't afford dominoes mate. They always complain it's too expensive.
Give me reasons to vote /leave/
I'm still on the fence but leaning towards stay.
>>28234807
Regain our sovereignity et cetera. Just vote leave for the bants desu.
>>28234777
minimum wage is like 7.20 now outside london, only unemployed bottom of the barrel chav trash can't afford it.
chavs who go to work(and do a shit job at that) can easily afford it.
for pizza it's either buy one from the very rare good paki store, a deli or not at all.
>>28234807
Do you want to live in an independent country or be a slave to mudslime-german
>>28234765
Yielded jack shit.
>>28234830
UK barely gets affected by the EU, all the niggers and pajeets and pakis we have atm are a result of the shitheads you call the royal family.
>muh e-empire!
meanwhile leaving it would shit on the economy so bad.
>>28234898
classic inner just make up what you wanted me to say and theny lie
>>28234898
>meanwhile leaving it would shit on the economy so bad.
For a small amount of time. None knows how it'll go really.
Chances are the EuroZone would collapse without us
All of you are goddamn fucking normies. Get the fuck off to /int/
>>28234308
what did you get it prescribed for? I used to get ritalin prescribed as a kid. thinking about going to the doctor and trying to get it prescribed again to abuse it out of boredom. yes i actually do have serious problems, i sometimes have to fucking re-read a sentence 10 times to get it. probably damage from taking ritalin all the time. the fucking jews won.
Found a meme in oxfam for 2 pounds
was too expensive so didnt buy it
>>28234991
>Fingerless gloves
>Found a meme
>Oxfam
I bet you're fat as fuck
>>28234933
>west and some of central europe
>collapse without an island full of inbreds, nigs, pakis and indians
bout as likely as the EU falling without poland.
>>28235015
rude, a person with any bodytype can be pleb as fuck.
>>28234807
turkey will enter the eu and they will be given free travel visas to anywhere they want.
its a deal that was made for them to take some refugees.
>>28235015
I only wear them when I go cycling, since they keep my hands warm and blister-free on the handlebars, but let me use my keys to lock it up without having to take them off.
Like I said, I cycle everywhere, so fatness isn't happening any time soon.
>wake up
>put on some burzum
>play ck2 for a bit
>play skyrim for a bit
>practice my norwegian on duolingo
>crossdress and fap for a bit
>browse 4chan
>order some chinky food for tea
everyday is kind of similar. it's mostly enjoyable but I can't help but stop and think, what has my life become? what went wrong?
>>28235030
I said the Eurozone might collapse, not that the countries will be failed states
How can Germany and France support the shite economies of the other shitters
Just got into bed, kinda feel like killing myself. My only mate keeps messaging me asking if I'm alright, I wish he would fuck off.
>>28235092
>practice my norwegian on duolingo
Of all the languages you could choose to learn, why that one? Or are you actually a Scandinavian or something?
>>28234991
>2 pound
>too expensive
What?
I make amazing music.
It's who I am.
It's just what I do.
>>28235092
>what has my life become? what went wrong?
Same lad. I don't mind being neet, it's mostly very relaxing but I still feel like I should have been so much more.
>>28235154
are you alright mate?
>>28235159
He listens to burzum and plays skyrim. That should explain it
>>28235092
>>crossdress and fap for a bit
Good taste man,
>>28235159
my grandpa was norwegian. I don't know if I can claim citizenship there, but I feel connected to the place still.
>>28235154
then kill yourself you pussy
I think we're alone now...
There doesn't seem to be anyone around
>>28235092
>>crossdress and fap for a bit
pics pls
>>28235161
It's a fucking meme game, it's not quake 3 or some shit like that
I'm never going to play it so what's the point of buying it
>>28235207
I would stamp on your fucking face you cunt
>>28235228
History lad. A bit of a chuckle. It's 2 pounds, that isn't 'too expensive'.
>>28235242
doubt you would ya pussy, crying of muh depression in bed
>>28235242
In your high heels? you faggot
>>28235258
It is for something I'm never going to use.
Bearing in mind some of the other titles were 1 pound or less, which is what I found vice city for.
Mayday tomorrow
Who /morris dancing/ here?
going oot to tan a bit tonic wine the night lako what you troopers upti? wbs
>>28234777
All big pizza chains in the UK are extremely over priced. Here in the states I can get a medium two topping pizza from dominoes for $6.
>>28235367
This - I can get a 20" for 10 quid 99 (about $15) from a small independent one out here
>>28235400
Can get 2 12" for a tenner at mine, and it's better than anywhere else I've ever been to
>>28235367
>>28235400
FOY
O
Y
>>28235400
>from a small independent one out here
A paki then. Fuck that.
>All these people who enjoy paki jiz and cheese pizza
I've been up for 144 hours on a methamphetamine binge including a massive 2 day LSD trip in the middle, now that was a rush. A rush and a half.
When I was 14 I drank three liters of wine and then did buckets of amsterdam quality skunk until I was too fucked to stand up, then my mates started pumping lungs into me so I could keep buzzing hard. Did about 200 lungs, would have kept going if we didn't run out of weed.
You or any other pussies who post in /britfeel/ has ever known a rush like that.
>>28235535
>people here hate pakis
>order pizza from them every other day and support paki businesses
>>28235598
>meth
No thanks.
>>28235453
U wot m80 I swear on me mum
>>28235598
No because I'm not some scummy druggy.
>>28235605
Who are you quoting?
>select all the images with pizza
>>28235598
hello, copypasta!
>>28235653
Half of britfeel.
alright lads, im invited to the pub reception after a wedding, unsure of what to wear, i was thinking shoes/jeans/shirt even though i never wear proper shoes or a shirt, what should i do? i was thinking trainers jeans t-shirt, since ive been invited to the pub, not the wedding, and thats how id dress for the pub
>>28235659
>hur dur I'm too much of a pleb to consider that this might be real
fuck off normalshit
>>28235598
how the fuck can people stay up 144 hours on stimulants without getting heart problems? or is caffeine shit and actually has way more side effects in large amounts than meth?
>>28235714
>wedding celebration
>jeans and trainers and t shirt
hahah holy shit, maybe if it was held in weatherspoons or something.
>>28235726
I've seen it posted before.
>>28235714
Smart pants, a nice shirt and smart shoes
>>28235726
l've seen it posted before.
>>28235726
>how the fuck can people stay up 144 hours on stimulants without getting heart problems?
They don't
>>28235815
>pants
GTFO YANK
>>28235856
>slip inta me trouzohs bruv
you first
>>28235726
Mate, it's copy pasta. Check the archive.
https://desustorage.org/_/search/text/I've%20been%20up%20for%20144%20hours%20on%20a%20methamphetamine%20binge/
Sorry you don't keep up with memes normalshit.
>>28235726
it's a /brit/ meme retard hur dur
>>28235798
actually....
blox
>>28235893
being up to date with le memes is for normies.
>>28236014
being up to date with le memes is for robots
>>28236014
Mate don't call someone out for being a normal shit just because you assumed things. Know your facts next time. Sorry you have other things to do in your life than post on 4chan, normalshit. Don't take that out on us.
>>28235714
absolutely do not turn up in a tshirt.
you can get away with nice black jeans seen as its the pub but you'll be better off with pants.
>>28236014
>proven wrong
>'n-normie'
>>28236054
dark blue jeans?
>>28236045
I have other threads and boards to ruin than /britfeel/ faggot
>>28236068
nah, you're the normie and you know it.
>>28236090
>nah, you're the normie and you know it.
nah lad, you're the normie here go back to your dxm faggot
Fuck me. I've just read this entire thread in the last 10 minutes and at least half of it was idiots going "YOU'RE A NORMIE!" for vague random fucking reasons.
Gets a bit old after a while guys.
>>28236224
FOUND THE FUCKING NORMIE
FUCK OFF
>>28236224
fucking n0rmie
>>28236224
SHUN THE NORMIE, SHUN SHUN
>>28236080
no, has to be black
do it.
oc
>>28236348
Lonely eh?
my girlfriend is cute!! CUTE!
>>28236360
She looks reet dirty
Did all the abuse get poleaboo? Did he finally off himself?
>>28236373
samenot a normie though
wrote a rap for my gf a while back lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DoNfzNghC8
give it a listen please
>>28234991
So you instead took a photo on their property without permission and uploaded it without permission to earn britpoints.
Stealing from a charity shop basically, pretty disgusting.
>>28236483
It's beautiful lad.
Loving the chipmunk vocals as well. True sign of a great musician
>>28236483
banging lad, smashed it bruv
>>28236489
He shops at charity shops and wears fingerless gloves lad. Lay off him. Probably looking through bins for things to eat as I type this.
>like short slightly chubby girls with glasses
>hate short haircuts on girls
>all the short chubby girls with glasses have got hideous short haircuts and septum piercings and become tumblrinas
why even live, lads
>>28236360
Looks like a right dirty cow. Bet she'd try and stick her thumb up your bum.
>had a bf for a while
>not sure I'm actually gay. Was super lonely when he came on to me. Don't like the sex at all
>he might kill himself if I leave
Strange feels
>>28236752
fuck him, degenerates deserve to die, humans are the only creatures to pretend to be gay and fuck things, these abominations need to be wiped out for our species
>>28236752
how'd you meet him?
>go on uni trip to Iceland because it's my final year
>there's only one grill on the whole trip, she's very qt but has a bf (who didn't come along)
>throughout the trip we're pretty much inseparable
>I can actually talk to her without any kind of nerves
>there's a constant back and forth, pretty much always laughing and no awkwardness at all
skip forward a week after the trip
>find out from a friend she's dumped her bf and didn't give a reason
>she's been liking all my posts since we got back
I... I think might have finally done it lads...
>>28236752
If you want to break up then break up with him. Don't force yourself to stay in a relationship you don't want to stay in.
>>28236788
Met him online on a game. Met up after a couple of months. Was all over me when I stepped foot in his flat. Felt nice to be wanted for first time in my life.
>>28236827
that's pretty sad anon, hope you sort yourself out
>spending Saturday night eating the Minions Haribo my dad bought me earlier today
Not a good feel.
>>28236752
Top or bottom?
>>28236601
Fingerless for fashion, not because they're worn through.
>>28236827
Blimey. What game was it? And were you attracted at all to men before talking to him?
>>28236827
It's best if you end it if you aren't happy with him lad. It'll be better for both of you.
>>28236852
I top if my dick works (90% of the time, it doesn't)
Always have to wank to finish myself
>>28236919
World of Warcraft. I wank to 2D boys and trannies. I guess I thought that would translate.
Chinese or Indian lads?
>>28230362
>dxm
DXM is hard to get good effects from, what dosage regimen do you recommend? the best effects I got was from taking 6 caps (30mg hbr per cap), then waiting 2 hours and taking 6 again. when I laid down and rested and had headphones on (no music playingh though, just to block noise) it felt like my body was moving around like a snake and then i completely lost feel of my body and felt an intense sensation and started to get Closed eye visuals, which remained even when i opened my eyes.
I tried bigger dosages like 20 caps at once but all i got was severe puking and all the negative side effects like high blood pressure, motorical skill being fucked but none of the good effects, nothing at all. I also had severe panic attacks throughout.
so can you confirm that taking divided dosages leads way better effects or do you think it was just coincidence in my case
>>28237011
Chinese is vastly superior
>>28237011
Even considering poo in the loo food
> s m h
>>28236976
>I wank to 2D boys and trannies.
that is cus they are always feminine, real life men are real men. you are prison gay
>>28237011
Thought you were asking which type of lad is hotter there
Indian obviously, chinese is deep fried trash
>>28237162
I only find white guys attractive
>>28237038
I don't know what to get might just go for chicken curry
>tfw you go for a shit then realise the radiators are turned on full blast and the one in the bathroom doesn't have a dial
>>28237177
>not finding white guys and young thug attractive
>>28237212
nigger stole my horse
>>28230462
how's year 9 going for you?
>>28237212
>young thug attractive
t. Tyrone
>>28237200
>tfw live in an old house which is full of holes outdoor air gets in with no heating in the bathroom
not sure if i'd rather be dying of heat exhaustion or freezing though desu
who /takeaway/ tonight?
Just ordered sushi
>>28237272
i am white and you have shitty taste. young thug is the cutest nigga on the planet.
>>28236601
see >>28235077 for correct information
>>28237352
Here's a question: How do you NEETs afford takeaway so often? I always feel like I'm being jewed out with the cost of the food and delivery. Home cooking is just so much cheaper, you just need to put in a small amount of effort to do it
>>28237500
>i am white
Course you are jamal
>>28237583
Most neets live at home so all bennies is free money to spend on whatever you want. Least it's the case for me. 200 quid a month.
>normies are out having fun right now
>stuck in yet again, no calls or texts
>most likely going to bed soon
>>28237632
>went out last night
now I'm chilling watching the snooker and drinking my left over booze
>>28237632
nope not all, according to /britfeel/ i am a normie but i didnt go out and have fun in 7 years.
>>28237676
get over it salty normie
>>28237670
>Marco Fu could make the final
How butthurt would Barry Hearn be?
>>28237583
Well I'm not a NEET. But presumably they live with mummy and daddy so that's a fuckload of money and tax saved right there
>>28237686
i was never salty about it to begin with. I was just correcting him.
>>28237691
>Asian could win the tournament
Barry will find a way to get lodsofemone if that happens
>>28237632
>get a text
>it's from mum asking if I'm still coming round next weekend
>>28237783
At least your mum still talks to you
>>28237352
Can't deal with the anxiety of not knowing when the food will arrive, not to mention having to deal with the "that will be 19.99 plus tip" conundrum.
>been doing those paid to click sites fr about three months
>have about enough for a bottle of paki shop energy drink
wew lads, living the dream
>>28237783
>get a text
>you have used your free data allowance for this month
>>28237845
>get text
>check out this amazing dominoes deal!
>>28237827
>that will be 19.99 plus tip" conundrum.
That's why you order online and pay with credit card. Open door, collect food, close door.
>>28237783
>get a text
>betfair promotion
>>28237827
use just-eat mate you can pay by card.
if the lad asked for "tip" i'd grab the food and slam the door in his cheeky fucking face. those fuckers get paid more than minimum wage, i'm not throwing in extra from my own pocket just because our american "cousins" don't pay their delivery people a living wage.
>want to stop being NEET
>don't want to trade my life for a pittance wage
>too stupid to start a good business
>>28237877
I've never had a delivery driver ask for a tip. I'm sure some hope for one but tipping isn't common thing in the UK, thank fuck for that.
>>28237903
I tried to tip a takeaway delivery guy once and he looked at me like I'd asked him up to my room for a quick bumming.
>>28237903
I once gave a pizza guy a three quid tip because I was drunk and just seen an American film where they tipped the pizza guy. He informed me I'd paid the wrong amount and gave me three quid back.
Took me so long to figure out where the "non-ASCII" text was in this post.
>>28237827
Just have the exact money ready.
Easiest way to avoid any awkwardness, and a paki pizza delivery driver will never ask for a tip.
>>28238030
This.
The most they'll ask for is a high rating on just eat.
Anyone in Huddersfield fancy a pint?
We can try and pick up "hot" "women"
>>>/qa/515493
back me up, gentlelads
>>28238055
me but i aint a normie lad so thanks for the offer but no thanks
>Get job offer
>HR woman has been dicking me about for 15 days.
>Initially said the contract would be sent to me by mail. Then told me she would send it as a PDF last Monday.
> Chased it up on Thursday, she promised i would recieve it that afternoon.....no cigar.
>The job starts in a week on Monday. I'm getting really excited.......to reject the job and to imagine the financial implications to them.
>>28238055
One on the right is a qt
>>28238055
brit might be a better place for a offer like this
>tfw mummy is going to start charging me rent
I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jesus christ lads, I've hit a new low. I just got off the phone with this kid(son of a family friend) who's 9. I started off with a simple 'hi, how have you been?' and then I completely stalled and there was this horrible silence. After what felt like ages the kid then asked me how my studies are and I followed with asking him how school is going.
I am so autistic and passive that a 9 year old kid has to lead the conversation or else nothing will be said. Embarrassing.
>>28238310
Been paying my parents rent since I was 15.
>>28238310
This is the way of your parents forcing you to get a job lad.
>>28238310
Can you claim housing benefit to cover it?
>>28238310
I have to pay half the rent on the house i live in with my mum
>>28238318
Just threaten to kill yourself or somthing.
got caught messaging a young girl just come from a cell what am i in for?
>>28238167
Ok lad, I've posted there.
Offer still stands for any robots though
>>28238409
what a load of bollocks senpaitachi
>want to play vidya
>eyes hurt from playing vidya all day
>going to have to somehow find a way to spend Saturday night that doesn't involve looking at a computer screen
lads look at my hair wtf do I do?
Bank holiday so cant get it cut till tuesday km
>>28238497
>pierced ear
FUCK OFF NORMIE REEEEEEEE
>>28238497
Does it matter? If you're a real robot you won't be leaving the house anyway
>>28238545
I have a college exam on tuesday.
>>28238497
you look like right normie
fuck off to brit
>>28238564
shut up you idiot
>>28238585
whats the matter normie? hurt your feelings? gonna go post about in facebook now?
>>28237632
>people are having sex right now
>I'm jacking off to facebook pictures of a girl I sit behind in the lecture theatre so I can look down her top
When did it all go so wrong?
>>28238643
Cant see my face.
Calls me a normie.
Considering ive been here longer than you what makes me a normie?
And how is being a normie a bad thing.
>>28238497
Look at this normie cunt, bet you go to a barbers.
>piercing
what an absolute tool, who were you trying to impress when you got this done? Your boyfriend?
>>28238682
>And how is being a normie a bad thing.
>>28238663
>When did it all go so wrong?
Feminism and SJWs
>>28238671
>>28238671
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