>mum got diet coke instead of regular
Look, you dumb bitch: one is silver. The other is red. Not hard to fucking figure out you piece of shit.
Who else /uselessmother/here?
>>28226100
my mother goes to work 6 days a week to help support me because i had multiple bones broken and am in near constant pain, and sometimes wake up shaking from nightmares
thanks mom
>mom got normal almond milk instead of unsweetened almond milk
REEEEEEEE
Anyway I still love my mom, she's not useless, thanks for everything mom.
>>28226100
My mother works 8 days a week to pay for my medical bills from when I was hit by a semi. Im currently in a wheelchair and technically brain dead and paralyzed from the nose down.
Thanks mom
>>28226186
How did you type that bro? Did your mom do it for you?
>>28226100
Maybe she's trying to tell you to lose some weight
>>28226100
Buy your own coke you ungrateful little shit
>Mom buys barbecue chips instead of regular or just sour cream
>Buys a big tenders pack so I have to share
Holy shit this is why dad left, BBQ tastes like Satan's asshole
>>28226186
Copypasta?copypasta.
>mom orders garlic bread instead of cheesy garlic bread
you vapid fucking cunt, honestly wish she would piss off desu
You should have raised her better. This is your fault.
>>28226215
Yes, she did, and is currently typing this post. She does not know exactly what I would write but before the accident I used to regale her about my quailty threads. You may have seen a few
Who /J walks/
Who /doesnt look both ways/
Who /doesnt hold moms hand when crossing/
>mum didn't upsize my meal from burger king
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>>28226255
you just gave me the idea to make cheesy garlic bread. thanks!
>Mummy buys a KFC bucket with all the fixin's
>"But you have to share with your little brother"
Why don't you just fucking die, I may as well starve
>>28226276
Genius m88
Quality post
