>as part of your checkup anon I need to know when you were last sexually active
about 3 minutes ago right after the nurse left
check ur ass, doctor fag
>>28225619
I have never had sex, actually
>>28225619
>Some sore on my penis one day.
>Go see doctor.
>Turns out to be Chad in doctor form.
>Immeditately accuses me of having a std.
>Tell him I am a virgin.
>Nurse bursts out laughing.
>Chad doctor says "sure buddy"
>Tells me he is 99.999% positive its herpes.
>Tells nurse to write down I probably got herpes from a night stand.
>Get test results next week.
>Not a STD.
>>28225619
every night senpaitachi
>>28225619
>it's been a few months
There.
Sad for the Chad doctor but not bad enough for him to mention you to his friends.
>>28225665
at least he thought you could be normal
>nurse bursts out laughing
normies ree
Not since october, everything is A-OK.
>>28225665
I would literally kill anyone who would laugh at me like that. Straight for the throat, scratching, biting. I can't stand being mocked
>bad acne
>21, still hasn't gone away
>mummy pays for me to go to the dermatologist
>six months of creams and no improvements
>time to start accutane
>doc asks me if I'm sexually active
>"N-no."
>tfw she just stares at me, 90% emotionless but 10% in disgust
>doctor asks if I'm sexually active
>tell her no
>asks if I have a girlfriend
>tell her no
>prescribes me antidepressants
>I was there for a blood test
>>28225619
about two hours ago
>>28227214
Jesus christ why are you so insecure that you can't handle being made fun of?
>>28225619
To be honest doctors aren't likely to think less of you if you're a virgin.
Knowing medicine trains you to see all sorts of things as way too risky, including sex.
>>28225619
>"can you give me enough morphine to kill myself please?"
>>28227214
sure you would, buddy
>>28227214
you would literally do nothing and then have fantasies about killing them for the rest of your life.
o-of course doc I'm having lots of sex just like any normal young man
