Just read the comments and gossip here:
theslot jezebel com/heres-what-happens-when-you-try-and-track-down-a-ted-cr-1752337625
It all amounts to slander about his personality and lack of sex life in college. Everyone uses the word "creepy" to describe him. Basically, if you're a man and don't seek whores and fame (see: Bill Clinton, Donald Trump, JFK, etc), you're a loser.
Cruz is the man we need.
>>28223376
he seems fit to lead
>being a robot
>being a presidential candidate
you can only pick one; in spite of himself he has the charisma to have the support of considerable hordes
/r9k/ is Jeb and nobody else
at least his mom is proud of him
I'll take 8 years of Cruz over 1 day of Trump or Hillary.
>>28223376
>jezebel
please don't post here again
>>28223606
spotted the mormon
>>28223565
He's not a Chad, he's just such a powerful wizard that he's managed to harness his energies to make it this far.
>>28223636
I only posted the link because some libcuck posted it. I love Cruz and think he's the last honest candidate we've had for a long time.
>>28223376
guy is a piece of shit and is essentially another bush in spic clothing, i'm good boss
>>28223755
What makes you say he is a piece of shit?
Dubya has actually said that he doesn't like Cruz.
>>28223606
>I haven't read either candidates policies
>I just know Trump is literally Hitler because cnn told me
Cruz is much more like Hitler (ending legal immigration)
Trump is actually raising taxes on the rich and removing taxes for the lowest income bracket. That should already put him ahead of Cruz in the eyes of those who whine about the 1% ( Bernie keks)
>Voting for a politician who panders to religious morons
Cruz is the very definition of cuckservative
>>28224489
The problem with Trump though is that congress will not participate with him or his administration whatsoever, McConnell stated this outright and I doubt the House feels any differently. Imagine the stagnancy they presented to Obama, only intentionally and actively worse.
>>28223376
>electing a dominionist
Yeah, no. I know hating on the lefties is in vogue but it's only because we forgot the alternative is worse.
i havent hidden a thread in a long time
this is just fucking disgusting, i knew this place went to shit, but not this deep.
>Cruz campaign so desperate they're trying to appeal to robots
no one here is voting for anyone except our Lord and Savior Trump.
>>28223658
I'm Mormon and registered Republican to vote in the caucus for Trump. Where do you get this idea I can't vote for him?
>>28223376
*This rat is the only rodent running for president
now get out kikestian
>>28223376
Jeb was the only robot in the race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA
>>28224489
>Trump is actually raising taxes on the rich
This won't pass through congress.
>>28225051
And now Jeb is a Cruz supporter. Bush's always make bad decisions.
>>28224814
How is Cruz a cuck? He's the only candidate not dominated by the vaginal jew. He only married for that Goldman Sachs power.
>>28224870
Libcuck.
>>28224872
Trump is Lord Chad. Go back to >>>/soc/ or >>>/pol/, normie
>>28225051
Jeb was a cuck, not a robot. Jeb got so flustered and got stuck with a degenerate shitskin goblin. Cruz is beyond feminine charms.
>>28223376
Do you really want a bitter robot running the country? I would rather have an alpha bully like Trump, even though he would have made fun of me in high school.
>>28225148
>He's the only candidate not dominated by the vaginal jew
Nah, but he is dominated by actual Jews.
>claims to be conservative
>cheated on his wife numerous times with roasties
>betrays anyone who doesnt seem useful to him, as a true chad would
Kek, exact opposite of a robot
>>28225180
I do. Cruz will finish the job that Elliot started. Cruz will Make America Male Again.
>>28225204
Citation needed.
>>28225210
He never cheated on his wife, that was part of Little Rubio's smear campaign.
Who did he betray?
>>28223376
He's cheated on his wife with FIVE women. How the fuck is this christcuck a robot? Also he wants to make masturbation illegal
>>28225219
"Tonight, we are all united in defense of Christians. Tonight, we are all united in defense of Jews. Tonight, we are all united in defense of people of good faith ... Christians have no greater ally than Israel."-Ted Cruz at AIPAC 2016
>>28225241
That story was a lie.
He never said that he wanted to ban masturbation. He just said that the Constitution does not explicitly protect it, and he's correct. He's a very literal, autistic kind of guy, and it's very easy to lose understanding of the very specific and logical arguments he creates, so I don't blame you for misunderstanding there.
>>28225148
>How is Cruz a cuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcEiDY5qBbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sam_nEjFIew
Treated like a child molester by his daughters, goes autistic 'cause his wife won't cook. Wouldn't surprise me if they're getting BLACKED on the side.
>>28225219
>He never cheated on his wife
That's what they said when the stories about Bill Clinton first came out. The same was said for dozens of republicans who also got caught cheating over the years. Where there's smoke there's fire.
>>28223712
>wizard
He fucked his rat queen. He's no wizard.
>>28225269
Eh, not a big deal, that's more to rally up the evangelical base. The true Jews (Soros et al) don't care about Israel as much as their own gold hoards, and Cruz doesn't go for that.
>>28225275
That's exactly why he's a robot and not a cuck. A cuck would be controlled by his daughters, not despised. A cuck would say "OK, honey", not goes autistic.
>>28225294
Nope, not my man Cruz.
>>28225270
He tried to ban dildos because he believes the government shouldn't allow people to masturbate. He represents the authoritarian religious right. Under him watching porn will punishable by death and weed will be declared a bioterror weapon
>>28223376
>calling a girl's mother a whore for having an abortion
Well at least he's been consistent with his views for most of his life.
The only other candidate who can really make that claim is Sanders
>>28225219
Kasich. He's already calling off his alliance with him.
>went to college
>is married
yeah what a robot you guys
>>28223376
There's no out-roboting the Jeb. He literally carries turtles on his person at all times.
>>28223376
>man
>robot
give me a break. only children can be robots.
> having a man who fears God to be our president
>>28225384
That's because his public alliance with Kasich hurt them both more than Trump.
>>28225405
He went to college on personal merit. His father came to America with money is his underwear.
>>28225477
>having a (wo)man who fears no one to be our president
>>28225489
>He went to college
>he's a Cruz supporter
>>28225526
damn i want to vote for trump so bad already
>>28225489
And thus proves my point. He betrayed someone when they were no longer useful to him.
>>28225508
So what? Going to college doesn't make you a normie.
>>28225526
For a Chad, Trump is good, but he's still not a true robot candidate like Cruz.
>>28225556
It was mutual.
>all these gifs in the comments.
WHY??
I know 4chan is similar but it just looks retarded and condescending
>>28223376
>choosing JUDEA SLAVE MORALITY Cruz over ROMAN MASTER MORALITY Imperator Trump
I will rebuild Hadrian's Wall. I will repel the barbarians.
>>28225584
>Going to college doesn't make you a normie.
-_-
>>28223376
>robot candidate
>not Jeb "I like turtles" Bush
better luck next time famalam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O74XDI-o7xc
>>28225610
It doesn't. Do you think Isaac Newton was a normie?
>>28225584
>Going to college doesn't make you a normie.
nice try chad. go false flag somewhere else
>>28225683
>It doesn't. Do you think Isaac Newton was a normie?
dear lord you are lost
>>28225707
So Elliot Rodgers is a normie?
>>28225719
Not an argument.
>Marriage
>Touching and kissing a girl
>Having martial intimacy with her
guys I'm such a robot xdd
>>28225728
stephen please go.
>>28225728
>c-can I somehow trick /r9k/ into voting for the guy I like
>o-oh
>>28225751
>>28225771
Not. An. Argument. At. All.
>>28225728
>Elliot Rodgers
>>28225683
>Isaac Newton
Neither were married.
>>28225785
What is your side of the argument? That Ted Cruz is a robot or that he is the most viable candidate for the presidency?
>>28225804
his argument is "act like a cunt because my poopoo peepee politics thread didn't work out the way I wanted it to"
>>28225798
But they were college students.
>>28225804
I'm saying he's the most robotic. He may not technically be a robot, but he's the closest to a robot we may ever have.
>>28223376
"Lucifer in the flesh ... I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life."-John Boehner, former Speaker of the House
Fair enough, sounds like a robot to me.
>>28225820
>But they were college students.
But they weren't married. And he's married. How is he a robot if he's married?
>>28225820
>He may not technically be a robot, but he's the closest to a robot we may ever have
Major backpedalling there chiefsky
>>28225848
>Major backpedalling there chiefsky
Baby steps.
>he's the man we need
>because he's slightly creepy
That checks out 100% to me and I see no problems with what you have posted
>>28225905
>slightly creepy
>slightly
>>28225940
Hi, Stacy. Nice to see you're voting with your vagina rather than your mind.
>>28225950
>Hi, Stacy
One can only dream.
>>28225950
Not voting for Cruz means you have a vagina?
>>28226004
No, but if your best argument against a person is "He looks creepy, I don't trust him", it means you either have a vagina or otherwise think like a woman.
>>28223376
Cruz is a religious psycho.
>fit to lead
Sure, it's OK when America does al-Qaida.
>>28226211
this tbqh familia
this post deserved doubles, the religious right is the albatross around america's neck
>>28226160
That's not the only argument. Have you not browsed this thread?
>>28226262
It's the primary argument used. I understand not voting for him if you're a woman, gay, Muslim, etc for political reasons. However, in terms of his honesty, his ideology, his straight-forwardness, his disregard for hedonistic corruption, he is the most moral and upstanding man serving in our government, and also the closest thing to a robot candidate for president (since Buchanan, at least).
>>28226279
>and also the closest thing to a robot candidate for president
How is this a good thing?
>>28226279
he's a normie who lies to everyone.
>>28226297
Because it means we can believe him, and that for once we have a candidate that represents us.
>>28226298
No he isn't, he's very confrontational and doesn't hesitate to call out other Republicans on their bullshit.
>>28223376
Cruz never cared about sex, so therefore he is a voluntary celibate. He isn't a robot
>>28226310
>college graduate
>heterosexual
>represent us
REEEEEEE
>>28226310
>Because it means we can believe him
What gives you the impression that anybody on /r9k/ is trustworthy?
>>28226316
That has nothing to do with it. Disregarding sex automatically makes one more robotic.
>>28226324
Because we are all very open about our lives and not afraid to say what we believe. We're also not power-hungry Chads looking to get ahead.
>>28226346
>Because we are all very open about our lives and not afraid to say what we believe.
You don't think maybe anonymity has anything to do with that?
Jesus christ. Feel proud, robots, even /r9k/ is being astroturfed.
>>28226371
That's what makes Cruz great. He's a super robot. He will lead the robot revolution.
>>28226398
I'm sure he will. Here's my last (You), use it wisely.
>>28225361
trump represents the populist right
do you honestly think those people have any mercy for robots? if you do, you are goddamn retarded.
>>28226386
im pretty sure it's just a lonely kid lmao. you don't get paid for responding to 2-3 people for 3 hours.
i have people in my facebook feed who do the same thing for other candidates. i guess it's like their version of a religion.
>>28224489
>ending legal immigration
I'm cruz missile now. Every year the gov sends 200k dumb Africans to the US. They should never let that many in
>>28226386
>the trumpfag shilling on every remotely populated imageboard is not astroturfing
i hate your dumb meme candidate
This is the man that's going to put OP out of work. Both Rato and the PR shill.
>>28226468
trump is actually a good candidate though. nobody even knows who this crus guy is. robots hate themselves and this guys best argument is that his dad/uncle is also a robot? great job.
>>28226528
Being a robot is good enough reason to support Cruz for me. Give me reasons for supporting Trump over Cruz.
>>28226569
Cruz is a fucking Dominionist?
>>28226569
He's the conductor. The only anti-globalist candidate left in the race.
>>28226569
trump knows dank memes and he's going to send walls into space. cruz is a whiny wimp. if you're a robot you hate cruz because you hate yourself.
>>28226576
So? Doesn't mean he'll get his wish. We're a Republic, not an Autocracy. Besides, there are worse things than bringing America back to its 19th century glory.
>>28226587
Robots are global.
>>28226591
I love Cruz because he's the robot I can never be but will always aspire towards.
>>28226587
>anti-globalist
How? It's pretty much impossible for an American president to enact "anti-globalist" policies now.
>>28226609
>So?
You're an un-American retard, friendo.
>>28226609
>i love cruz
why don't you marry him, normie? he'll have a lot of free time after he loses
>>28223376
i'm offended you're lumping me in with this lying, phony piece of shit.
>>28226576
He's been pandering to the craziest parts of the religious right for over a decade. He would be terrible for robots, even Hillary would be a better candidate than him. He's the worst.
Basically: Trump > Hillary > Bernie > Cruz
However, Trump is the only candidate worth supporting, the rest are horrible, just in different ways. Hillary would keep the status quo, whereas Bernie and Cruz would make things worse, just in different ways.
>>28224489
>I repeat verbatim what Trump says and what Milo says
it's like Trumpcucks literally want to prove they are fucking retards at all costs
>>28226609
Well, you're lucky that you don't work for me, because I'd fire you and probably whichever company you're with if the best argument you can come up with is a non sequitur.
A lot of the Cruz marketing media machine have already gone over to the Trump campaign. You should do the same.
Cruz gets paid by the establishment no matter what he does, he's gotta stay up there and keep the act up because that's his job.
>>28226627
Nice zinger, but not an argument.
>>28226633
Maybe I will.
>>28226637
Read up more about what normies have said about Cruz and you'll realize you're just like him (unless you're not a robot).
>Ted's romantic life was extraordinarily limited, not that he wanted it that way. Ted was never one to, you know, chat up a woman, or have an easy sort of to-and-fro.
>>28226624
google Ted Cruz and Export-Import bank
this man stands up for regular people, he fought both fucking parties on that issue and its why Mitch McConell hates him and the other republicucks who are in leadership positons
>>28226674
Ted's gonna have his balls ripped off and chewed by Hillary AND Trump. It will be glorious. He'll get nuclear-level emasculation. So yeah, he will suffer a robot fate and get 2% of the vote.
>>28226686
I was referring to Trump, not Cruz.
>>28223712
>Cruz
>honest
Nigga, you just went full retard.
>>28226686
This man gets it.
>>28226696
I know you're right. Even the greatest robot will inevitably get fucked over by the alpha Chad and Stacy.
>>28226712
He's incredibly honest in his beliefs.
>>28226696
cool so that explains why only 37% of primary voters have voted for Trump right?
>>28226709
>trump
>anti globalist
>funds Hilary, Schumer, De Blasio, Pelosi, Reid
L E FUCKING L
Lemme guess Milo or some other Trumpcuck puppet told you he is a conservative too right?
>>28226718
alpha fux, beta goes home crying to mommy
>>28226674
>people hate him
>people hate me too
>we must be the same
nope. aside from pretending i'm doing better than i am, i don't lie about things and i'm always nice to people when they talk to me.
i don't make deals with people and stab them in the back. i don't take credit for other people's work. i don't try to fuck over people then pretend i'm cool with them when i have to talk to them face to face.
>>28226748
Hi Chad, nice to see you've joined us.
>>28226751
Who has he stabbed in the back (the Kasich thing mentioned above doesn't count as I've already refuted that)? Whose credit has he stolen?
>>28226712
You have 10 seconds to show what Ted Cruz has lied about that doesn't include the National Enquirer and or the lie about Ben Carson (because CNN reported it and a staffer retweeted it, and the staffer was fired by Ted for doing so)
>>28226718
mien nigger
>>28226752
hi, sammy
>>28226740
Yeah, so, I'm asking the guy that stated Trump was the only anti-globalist candidate left in the race how he was anti-globalist. You're getting so buttflustered, you're throwing reading comprehension out the window.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT
>>28223712
the world is not made up of wizards and Chads bud
there are all sorts of inbetweens
spend less time here
>>28223376
Jeb was the sad one. There are quotes about his lack of frineds and he collapsed under the pressure of following in his papa and brother's footsteps
Or Lindsey Graham, the virgin gay-hater
>>28226768
and I am telling you he isnt
>>28226770
the animecucks have arrived... great
>>28226792
Jeb was the ultimate r9k candidate, other than the fact that he had an ugly little goblin wife and some mutt kids
still, he was overshadowed by his chad father and YOUNGER brother, I feel bad for that turtle loving guac merchant
>>28226804
>born into privilege
>everything handed to him
>still managed to fuck it up
Pretty /r9k/ indeed.
>>28226794
You're telling me he isn't and insulting me because you thought I was saying he was.
>>28223376
>trying to get a serial killer in office
an absolute madman
>>28223376
I've been supporting Cruz since the start of the Republican primary.
>>28226740
>funds Hilary, Schumer, De Blasio, Pelosi, Reid
Source? I'm not doubting you, I would just really like to look into this further.
>>28226843
I appolize friend it'd 330 and I'm up since 6am yesterday
>>28226885
because you are a brainless sheep.
>le religious right is bad meme
Jesus I thought 4chan grew out of the 14 year old atheist phase
>>28226887
http://dailycaller.com/2015/06/03/donald-trump-donated-heavily-to-democrats-especially-during-election-which-put-reid-and-pelosi-in-power/
He also funded Hillary and deblasio both are documented elsewhere , you can google
>>28226927
Why do I have to be fourteen to not be religious?
>>28226905
>trumpcuck calling the kettle black
>>28226927
there are still plenty of 97' master race fedora tippers here. i love evolution!
>>28226949
>you're a kettle
>i'm a trump supporter
i can live with this one keep it 100
>>28223376
>Cruz
>a robot
He's just a failed normie, and a particularly scummy one at that. Trump is the only answer.
>>28225148
Cruz's wife wants to bring America, Canada, and Mexico together like the EU
>>28226944
It means you never grew out of your edgy phase. Normal healthy people are at least nominally religious and are instinctively disgusted by trannies and fags.
>>28226983
What is your basis on this?
>>28226993
reality. and logic. atheists hate logic so it's a hard debate. not that guy btw but he's the man.
blox dox
>>28227043
Reality and logic. Fantastic. You should really get into politics.
>>28226767
Who?
>>28226788
True. Cruz can never be a true wizard (unless it's proven that his children were produced by a sperm donor and that he's still a virgin). Regardless, he's very close to being a robot, especially by politician standards.
>>28226804
>>28226825
Jeb was more of a nice, sweet, but ultimately failed normie. I don't hate him and in fact feel bad for him, he's certainly not a Chad, but he's no robot. He's the guy that goes into a conflict to "mediate" things and everyone just ignores him.
>>28227061
don't have a heart attack over a simple debate, F
>>28227172
What debate?
>>28226983
normal healthy people can go die
>>28226983
>normal healthy people
>normal hea
>norm
You seem to be lost, my friend.
>>28225091
>But if I vote Bernie it will pass
>>28227277
Who's saying that?
>want evangelical nutjob in power
Guys, this isn't even an aesthetic church like the Catholics. He's America without degeneracy when degeneracy is the only thing America has going for it.
There is literally no reason to live in America when religious conservatives are in power.
>>28227360
>degeneracy
>good
Spotted the Jew.
>>28227472
>not being a jew
>choosing to be a pathetic, bluepilled goy
>willfully ignoring the word of G*d
>living in poverty and degradation
>sabotaging the future of your children
give me one reason being a jew isn't preferable to being a goy
>muh 4skin
be a secular jew then
>>28227472
This imageboard always makes being Jewish sound based as fuck.
>>28227516
>why you no jew?
because I have my own ideas, faggot
>>28227587
>baaawwww I don't wanna do what works I wanna fuck everything by myself
lot of 16-year-old antisemites on this board
I disagree with his policies but his character is definitely that of an aspie and not a serial secret child molester. He'd do well on the supreme court IMO where this sort of aspergers is desperately needed.
Too bad he will be a president usa never had.Seems a great man with christian values.
>>28226971
>>/pol/ you have to please leave.
>>28228092
I would absolutely love to see Cruz put on the supreme Court
>>28226983
This right here. This guy gets it.
>>28228314
Gets what?
>>28226279
>(since Buchanan, at least)
the literal worst president
maybe robots should not be in positions of political power.
>>28224489
Where did Ted Cruz stated that he will end legal immigration, cuckshill? He said that he will increase HB1 to 500,000
Which candidate will reallocate more funding to NASA? That's really all I care about at this juncture.
>>28225269
>Christians have no greater ally than Israel.
>>28223376
He is not a robot, he is a cuck
>>28225241
>Also he wants to make masturbation illegal
[citation needed]
Masturbation is degenerate and harmful to society anyway.
>>28230283
>Masturbation is degenerate and harmful to society anyway
[citation needed]
>>28230132
Kasich, but he's a lost cause
>>28230307
Commonplace masturbation in modern society leads to the creation of porn, as there is money to be made from it. While people rarely buy porn, there are plenty of people who don't use adblock and porn sites still turn a profit from ads. This can lead to one needing more and more depraved material to get off, no longer being attracted to real women (see /a/)--which in turn leads to men not breeding and preserving their heritage, turning gay, wanting to perform more degenerate acts with their partner (see how common "eating ass" has become, unfaithfulness (cuck), among others.
You may argue "that's porn's fault, not masturbation's", but porn is a direct product of men wanting to masturbate. But let's pretend that's not a factor. Masturbation represents poor self control, saps one of energy and makes one less likely to approach women. There's a reason nofap, in addition to noporn, is so prominent.
>>28230341
That's too bad, Kasich was the most appealing out of the three GOP candidates. To me, anyway. Guess it's all up to our true Lord and Savior now.
>>28230368
Where's your source on this? And what's the sample size of men who no longer breed and preserve their heritage, turn gay or want to perform more degenerate acts?
>>28230381
Bad news
https://www.yahoo.com/beauty/elon-musks-divorce-could-cost-154020180.html
Looks like he will go the way of Brendan Fraser and lose his fortune.
>>28230368
>saps one of energy
I always bust one out before I lift. It's a nice warm up.
>>28225275
Domme here. Helios wife clearly is a Top in a D/s relationship.
>>28230408
This is heartbreakingly stupid, especially considering the fact that this wouldn't be the first time they've done this, but what bearing does this have on SpaceX?
>>28230399
It's common sense.
Porn would not exist without masturbation. There'd be no point.
>And what's the sample size of men who no longer breed and preserve their heritage, turn gay or want to perform more degenerate acts?
" 8 million monthly according to Quantcast.", the people on 4chan. It's so obvious after spending years here.
On this board at almost any given time you can find posts along the lines of
>tfw no boypussy to fuck
>trap thread
>trap thread
>trap thread
>tranny thread
>White women are whores (which they gathered from porn, at least partially, while masturbating), fuck them
>3DPD meme
>Anime posters who have never had and will never have a gf
I don't mean to come across as harsh by saying this, or attack anyone; I apologize.
>>28230444
It remains to be seen, but it's his money and it's possible a large portion of it could be taken from him; the implications are obvious.
Women ruining everything as usual.
>>28230399
>>28230453
Oh and I left out cuck threads because 95% of them are bait because nothing upsets anyone on 4chan more than interracial. But even still, there are a number of people who unironically enjoy it as a result of masturbation and never would have liked it otherwise. See this thread >>>28206477 , tl;dr is guy becomes feminized and doesn't dick his girlfriend anymore because of his obsession with black cocks, and he begs for people to add him.
>>28230453
I think I found your source for this. The Blaze, yes? The site owned by Glenn Beck? I'm sure confirmation bias has nothing to do with this whatsoever. Also, you should try reading it again, because this doesn't say anything about eight million men "refusing to breed, preserve their heritage, turn gay or want to perform more degenerate acts", it simply says that younger generations are watching porn more often and don't see anything wrong with it. Also, you saying there are degenerate things being posted on an anonymous imageboard doesn't really move the argument in your favor.
tfw no more jeb memes
