>He's pounding her instead of me
So why don't you pound him?
I'll pound you bby
[spoilers]with my fists[/spoilers]
>>28223183
fuck you bitch
you could literally have any guy pound you by choice
>>28223213
I choose him. So why isn't he here?
>>28223213
>implying you're talking to a woman. lel
>>28223316
Because he found someone better than you
Maybe you should take a step back and reassess your standards. He's most likely out of your league
>>28223316
You're probably shite in bed.
I love these threads that hit 300 replies despite the fact that there are no females on 4chan, let alone /r9k/
let's do our best!
>>28223368
But isn't it that I could have literally any guy? Which is it?
>>28223316
he lacks his chad majik
>>28223459
Have you tried not being a man?
Chad is a busy guy, but how about Brad or Thad? Or maybe your dad? :^)
he only pounds her for a few minutes then its over.
>>28223485
I've been trying that for 22 years now
>>28223183
Think of this OP
You have life for years apon years and done hundreds of things every day your entire life. And now, your entire life has lead up to you pretending to be a girl on an anonymous image board. All of your life you can do whatever you want. And this is what you decide to do. I love you OP and I wish I could help you.
>>28223456
I don't even think that women are really real in the first place. I mean, have you ever actually seen a vagina? I haven't. How can you know it's real unless if you haven't seen one!
>>28223516
oh sweet jesus, my hand was on my dick when I opened this
does this mean I clopped?
>>28223516
pls do
this shit is fucking delicious
>>28223521
Maybe it's time to give up.
>>28223456
I'm a woman. About to get pounded.
>>28223539
I actually had this train of thought about Japan.
Everytime I'd open my textbook and learn some kana and kanji or whatever, I'd be like what the fuck am I doing, Japan doesn't exist, I've never seen anything Japanese.
Then I go to Google street view and can kind of read some of the signs, and I'm like holy shit, but then I'm like wait, I'm only experiencing this through my monitor, Japan still doesn't exist
>>28223568
:(
Life really really hurts
>>28223591
Yeah dude! Like, people are like,
>Yar a fegit. You ever watch porn? Thems some vaginas rite thar!
But like, hollywood can do a lot with special effects nowadays. You see that latest fast and furious movie? That guy was dead and they had him in the movie. Jesus christ. Same with that guy that was in the butt-fuck cowboy movie that played the Joker in the Dark Something Something.
I've been to China and Vietnam. I'm pretty sure that they're real, but now that I think about it, the plane could have just been flying in circles, and I could have landed in fucking New Mexico for all I know.
>>28223613
It gets worse over time.
Try tucking/taping. Shave your butthole. Tell him you'll be a better girl than the cis scum he's been fucking.
He might throw you a pity fuck.
>>28223183
So let me pound you instead then
>>28223679
I have a factory original vulva though.
Perfectly functional too
He still doesn't want me
>>28223706
Timestamp a picture.
We can tell you what's wrong.
>tfw you've never had a crush since primary school
>you've never fell for any fembots
>you've never feel for any female posters
>>28223686
Yeah, let this guy pound you. I'll watch.
>>28223183
tits or gtfo ORIGINAL COMMENT TO THE MAX
