why haven't you called an escort yet (if it's legal where you live)
>>28222664
a.) it isn't legal where I live
b.) I don't just want to stick my dick in something, I want validation. I want a girl that actually wants to fuck me. Who would prefer fucking me to not fucking me. Escorts and hookers don't want to fuck you. You're a customer and everyone who works in any industry hates customers. But its her job to smile and act like she likes you because thats her job and she needs the money. Knowing that ruins the idea of getting a hooker for me.
>>28222716
>it isn't legal where i live
sucks for you lmao, it's legal in most places
>>28222736
part b.) is the more important thing anyway
>>28222758
they do want to fuck you though, they'll probably be glad they're not fucking some 60 year old man with a crusty dick for once
Because I want real love, not nihilistic body bumping.
>>28222859
is there like a super high class supermodel prostitution rink with qts like palvin
Is it true that a lot of escorts require references these days?
>>28222664
too much money
rather spend it on something worthwhile
>>28223021
what could possibly be more worthwhile
>>28222664
I have, though. A cute belly girl.I lost my virginity to herI don't think it's legal where I live but I'm not sure. My country has unclear laws on the subject
>>28222664
It's not legal here but it's near impossible lto get caught. There's a few local ones that does bare too. I look at their ads and their pictures regularly, I fap to them some times, fantasizing what it'd be like to have sex with one.
But I'm too afraid and uncomfortable around women to actually do it, I'd probably get so nervous I'd not get it up or I'd cum way too fast, or get tangled up in my clothes, trip and smack my head into some sharp corner or something and I'm super ashamed about this fucking scar I have on my dick (got circumsized at age 10), and now, being a pretty far gone wizard, it just feels humiliating to have sex anyway,everyone else my age have done it 543654274572 times by now, they've tried everything, had multiple partners, been in many relationships, they know what buttons to push to please another person, generally very experienced etc. and then there's me, "aww, babbys first sex". Just...
>TFW losing v-card to a fat one tomorrow morning
HYPEEEE
>>28223111
dude they couldn't care less what your dick looks like
>>28222664
Paying for it doesn't count.
You can go farther, like using a condom doesn't count, or the girl not actually wanting to do it with you (or if she's not in love with you) doesn't count.
I guess the purest and most undeniable loss of virginity occurs when you make love with a girl (without using a condom) who is your girlfriend and actually loves and cares for you.
I fucked a hooker using a condom once. At two in the morning, outside a notorious burger joint in downtown Toronto, close to where I lived for school at the time. It sucked. I started crying halfway through as I was awkwardly thrusting into her against the brick wall. The whole experience lasted less than four minutes and I felt myself losing my erection as the tears came in. I just put money into her hand without counting it, at least three or four twenties, zipped up my pants, ran back to my apartment in tears, got drunk and played Dwarf Fortress all night.
>>28223170
Yea I gather they pretty much don't give a shit as long as they get paid. Altho, they DO have criterias in their ads, along the lines of "socially awkward guys are not my thing" "you got any eczema on your face don't call" "only guys between ages x-x are welcome" "only married guys" "prefer big dicks" yada yada.
>>28222664
>is not legal in my county
>they're all fat negress bitches
>all around the motel 6 by the freeway
Haha, no.
>>28223304
there is not a single ad in my area with any of those criteria
https://www.newzealandgirls.co.nz/
Can't afford.
Unlike these other faggots I'd like some meaningless sex. Girlfriends are more expensive than prostitutes.
I haven't had the time, Anon. And when I do have some time, the hooker I want to see doesn't respond.
Too bad my go-to girl retired :(
>>28222664
>The last time you had sex
December 2015
>The last time you had sex without an escort or prostitute
This has never happened. I paused for a moment to think about it, and I just don't understand how something like that could even happen. I've never met a girl who would just have sex with me. They are either repulsed, disgusted, amused or angered by my very presence.
Even shaking hands makes them look sick or infuriated. I'm not ugly at all but for some reason they exude a deep hatred and discomfort around me.
Sometimes people make faces or yell at me but I don't look or dress any differently than anyone else. Maybe my hoodies are not quite as nice? But they are clean! What's the problem?
I don't know if it's legal in my area.
But living where I do I'd guess it's illegal.
I'd be too shy to try and contact one anyway.
It would probably be hard to find a woman with a body I consider attractive. I don't want actual sex either. Only interested in getting a blowjob or a titjob.
I'll just keep fapping.
>>28223372
>opposite side of the planet
Nice selection btw
>>28223489
doesn't NZ have like 4M population? too lazy to wikipedia
My city has more than twice that amount of people. I should really get off my ass and check some sites
>be beta black nerd
>can't get girlfriend
>can't get hookups
>try to look on backpage for an escort
>can't even get a prostitute because they're racist as fuck
This is bullshit.
>>28222880
Yeah but there's a good chance a Saudi prince has shitted in their mouth
>>28223021
This.
Im saving up for a gayman pc.
>>28223597
I'm sure they've brushed their teeth since then.
>>28222664
No matter what happens, don't ever spend money on pussy
>>28223573
They're too dangerous desu.
I don't need to be escorted anywhere. I'm an adult and I can fend for myself, thank you very much.
>>28223261
Your post is very sad, anon.
>played Dwarf Fortress all night
But THAT is very sad.
>>28222880
It's stupid. You can find girls that look just as good and aren't as arrogant (well, maybe not) that cost $80/hour but instead you want to hire some ex-Arab cum dump for $300/hour?
It won't make any difference, it all feels the same, the only change will be that when she enters the room for the brief moment she is wearing shoes you'll note that they are some sort of designer brand.
Stupid, but whatever makes you feel better about it.
>>28223906
>300 hr
That's a fucking bargain, I'd go up to 1k/hr for a real qt. Mind you I'm pretty rich
>>28224058
>ruining the market for everyone else
Is this what rich betas do? Is this how you get 'revenge' for your jealousy of Chads? By punishing your fellow betas?
For shame. Move to the SF Bay Area and don't drive the prices up around here.
>>28223372
Why the fuck are their faces all blocked out?
>Im european
>can tell by her jaw she's east asian
>>28223261
that story hit a lot harder than I was prepared for
godspeed, fellow Canadanon
>>28224058
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katie_Rees
My favourite episode of Border Security. Americlap beauty queen arrested for trying to be fuckmeat for an Aussie billionaire. Priceless
>>28224154
If you pay a membership fee you get to see their faces
>>28224299
If you pay a membership fae do you get to see their feces?
![POOP[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d6rh3OQ.jpg "POOP[1].jpg")
>>28224299
Hey. FAGGOT. Yeah, (You). I asked you a question, Faggot.
If. You. Pay. A Membership Fae.
Do. You. Get. To. See. Their...........
FECES!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ANSWER ME
ANSWER ME YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I WANNA SEE GIRLSHIT
>>28224154
This works well for me since I don't give two shits what her face looks like.
>>28224576
Just google "women shitting" you don't need a membership for most sites and things aren't blurred
>get escort
>tell them i'm a virgin so please bare with me
>they think about it for a second and then say no, they can't do it
>what
>get another one
>don't tell them
>SHE ASKS "ARE YOU.. A VIRGIN?" when i try to get down to it
>terrible at lying, i always smile like the joker
>"n-nah"
>she says she can't do it and that i need to find someone special for that
ahahah
fucking kill me man
it sounds impossible but it fucking happened
>>28224880
this is bullshit, they would never turn you down cuz you're a virgin
>>28224827
I GOOGLED LADY SHITTING TO GET THE PICTURE
>>28223261
damn bro
yes this isn't original
>>28223597
I'm sure these models fucked rich black guys to. Black athletes love hot white women so a cutie like Palvin very likely fucked some sort of black athlete or rapper.
>>28224880
you have to unlearn the virgin walk first
>>28224938
>this is bullshit, they would never turn you down cuz you're a virgin
not true. My cousin says she tried to triple the price when he confirmed he was a virgin, this was in Russia, he tried to back out of the whole deal but she wanted a ridiculous amount of cancellation money or whatever the fuck, me and my buddy got to the room (we were in the same building) after the girl's men or whatever got there. It ended in a shouting match, us giving them 4X whatever my cus agreed to, and they left without a fight. Still, it was tense, felt like a deal gone bad the whole time.
TLDR - never tell a whore you're a virgin, and try to make sure she's drunk
