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get drunk with roses
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bit of a whore innit
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Why didn't God put Rose closer to me so that I could worship, suck, lick, and rub the tip of my penis in her armpits every day?
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Now that's a beautiful woman!
It would make for a lucky guy whoever had the fortune of having her in his life.
I know if I ever saw her, the smile on my face would be the biggest that had ever occured.
To be honest, I had recently been feeling the world had run out of beautiful things, I guess as the saying goes, you never know whats around the next corner.
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Russian stalker go away.
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summoning pedro

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Pedro Autismo wgah'nagl fhtagn
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honest question:

did rose go to private or public school as a kid?
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>>28221654
Your so delusional and stupid
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Alright, which one of your basements is it? It's been 7 DAYS since last login.
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Rose's armpits make me a horny BOY!!!!!
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>>28221115
trash


Original desu
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>>28223434
this goblin ever coming back?
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>>28223434
OH SHIT
what is she doing?
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>>28221322
track her down and when she's not suspecting anything lift one of her arms up and bury your face in it.
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>>28223695
I would love to do that but only consensually, I'm not a complete creep.

I would pay all the money I have and literally sell my soul to the devil to be able to smush my face into her pit, have her clench it down on me, to lick, suck, and bite it all over, drink her armpit sweat and body odor. I want her to get so sweaty and dirty that my precum would mix with her pitsweat to create an incredibly smooth substance that allows me to smear and rub my sensitive tip all over her pit, then when I am about to cum she clenches to surround my tip, overwhelming it as I drench and fill her odorous pit with my hot load.
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>>28223806
Why the fuck are all rose followers dangerous stalkers or degenerate fetishists?
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>>28223806
how would one go about doing that? it seems to me that you'd have to show up at her door naked, on your knees with all your money in a suitcase, a single rose in your mouth and a note taped to your chest detailing the extent of your desires. she'd have no choice but to accept your advances as she clearly needs the money due to her plebian job and increasing levels of desire that have gone unsatisfied as of late.
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what did lou mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EvkFLdR7zk
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>>28224043
I don't know why showing up naked is a requirement- if I were to actually do this, I would show up in my Sunday's finest, a steep contrast to the harrowing acts I have in mind. I would introduce myself as Mr. Pit. She may of course mistake me for Brad Pitt because of my dashing good looks and similar name, but I will rectify that issue by completely disregarding it and inviting myself inside. She would offer me a seat, obviously enticed by my barely clasped briefcase. I would propose to an offer- my net worth in exchange for her indulgence in my proclivities. Of course she will accept, being that she is likely a whoer. She would retreat to her bedroom to change into a tank top, and I undress, exposing my hideous form. Rosemary would return from her room and stammer in disgust when she asks me to get on my knees so she can place her pit over my mouth. I would tell her not just yet- first, she would run in place for 30 minutes. Whether her feeble frame could stand up to this task, I don't know, but the transference of my net worth requires at least 30 minutes of body odor and armpit juice. Once she was good and sweaty, I would assume the position beneath her armpit- licking, sucking, smelling, snorting, like a pig in mud or a degenerate in a bathhouse I would be thrilled. Of course my erection would be obvious at this point, protruding eagerly at the first hint of body odor. I would tell Rosemary that it is time- I would stand up and she would get on her knees. I would stroke myself gently, edging some precum to the tip, which I would then gently, lovingly, perfectly apply to her reeking pit. It would mingle with the already foul stench to create a truly unimaginable smell. I would smear my tip into the pit juice until neither of us knew where the sweat begins and precum ends. Then, I would tell her to commit to something for once in her life- clench your pit down with all you've got, Rose! And so she would, and I would finish.

A deal's a deal.
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post her asian bf pls

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>>28224229
Rose threads have gone too far in a few places.
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>>28224229
What would Rose think if she saw this?
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>>28224229
This turns me on 2bh
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>>28224229
that's hot. what about her stinky hairy pussy? doesnt it deserve love? clearly her love "interest" isn't satisfying her so you can imagine her pent up sexual frustration and aching desire to be LICKED, SUCKED, AND FILLED with every inch of strange admirers love. a night filled with sweaty repulsive acts with her mood alternating between extreme disgust and shameful desire would be worth every single pound and would undoubtedly be the single best night of her now boring life filled with drudgery, depression and regret.

>>28224457
she'd love it :^)
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>>28224232
Styfhfgtfdgtrgxfxgfthg
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>>28224797
Stop anon, you're making me rock hard.

I bet her by the end of all that, she would be shamefully aroused- if I were to pull her panties down, the stench would hit me like a bus. Her pussy fur would be matted, sticky, hardened almost from her soaking wet her vagina had become. I would love to lick and suck her smelly clit to orgasm 2 or 3 times before giving her the old stinky cock, fucking her to a simultaneous, shameful, odious, but raw and passionate climax, her unwashed pussy clenching tight around my cock as I explode with burst after burst of my hot and fertile seed.

Fuck I'm hard again.
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add me on skype faggots
lou.nightcall
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>>28223806
>>28224229
>>28224797
>>28224892
There needs to be more stinky, sweaty, smelly armpits and hairy reeking pussy Rose fanfiction, it drives me wild.
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>>28223846
4chan is full of dangerous stalkers and degenerate fetishists.
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>>28224808
she's so vanillllla
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>>28223776
Is this channel a bot or is someone really this autistic?
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i feel like i'm going to bust in my pants, those hairy pussy and stinky pit stories have got me fully torqued
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>>28225105
>>28224952
>>28224892
>>28224797
>>28224229
>>28224043
>>28223806
literal fucking subhumans

og comment is og
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>>28225128
You're just bitter you'll never get to drink Rose's pitsweat.
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>>28224808
I don't know how she managed it, but Emma was less attractive as jail bait than her current year appearance. That or she just started applying makeup.
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classic post:
rose is a whoer
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>>28223510
lol thats not the same person. ashley has a wider less narrow face, her eyes are farther apart, her eyes have a different shape
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>>28225754
ash is also wearing tons of make up
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>>28225791
theres a picture of her without makeup
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>>28225128
are you telling me you've never imagined the raw, unwashed stench of Roses stinky pits/pussy/butthole after a long sweaty day of working her meaningless, dead end job or walking around east london for hours during a hot summer day? or her moans of guilty pleasure from being plowed, kissed and worshiped by her loving admirer, years of pent up frustration and desire all coming out in one steamy act of animalistic lust and desire? Man, you're weird.
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>>28225861
not him but ive imagined her stinky pussy and sweaty pits.
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>>28225861
I saved all these stinky pits/pussy things to fap to later.
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>>28225920
awesome. this is literally the best thing to happen to /rose/ lately.
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>>28226122
>tfw I wrote the original two stinky pit stories/posts
I feel honored.
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>>28226133
you should. you have no idea how horny it's made me

and by extension, rose :^)
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theautism the autism; the autism the autism the autism
autism the the autism the autism
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fucking hell you virgins are truly hopeless
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>>28226703
>Lou thinks that he means anything when he's never produced a quality piece of erotica like armpit anon
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>>28226826
there's so much more but i didn't save. fucking hell those of us really gotta step up the game or this shit aint gonna float.
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>>28226826
>>28226977
I'm the guy who wrote the stinky pit thing- I used to visit these threads all the time and flood it with long, graphic posts like that, but I kept getting banned for some reason.

Since I didn't get banned for this, I will be back next time.
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What is Rose's favorite food and tea? And what does she fantasize about when masturbating?
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Degenerate sicko freaks. Pathetic.
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>>28227236
she doesn't drink tea nor masturbate
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>>28227575
Shoot yourself in the head, please.
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>>28222309

Sup

As a teenager I read Lovecraft's full writings, still one of my favorites

Since somebody will probably ask:

>New job's going fine, 2 weeks in on it, yesterday was my first payday in 4 years
>Gotta deepen my .NET knowledge as much as I can, most of my free time will go to that
>Maria's fine but I don't know what she's up to, I barely see or talk to her


That's pretty much it
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>>28228015
Any hot womyn at your new job?
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>>28228061
there are 3 female developers (all of them mid 30's, very skilled), and one proyect manager (like in her 40s). They aren't hot, but not unpleasant to watch either, not particularly attracted to any of them but I'd probably fuck them if I had the chance
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>>28224229
This is now a pasta.
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>>28225087
thenewstoryteller tier autism
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>>28224229
Hot
(Orange Juice)
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the autism the autism the autism the autism; theautism the autism; the autism; the autism the wutism the autism
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>>28228463
does your mommy know what you're doing on the internet?
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>>28228531
>does your mommy know what you're doing on the internet?
Not an argument
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>>28228463
why are you in a warehouse?
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>>28224232
>her asian bf
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blonder than usual on this one
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STEMGirl long time no see
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This one is very appropriate for making memes
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>>28228015
>most of my free time will go to that
you spend your free time on an autistic image board posting pictures of a 30 year old woman you idiot
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>>28229945
she has a serious case of man hands
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>>28231095
all the better to fist her asian boyfriend with
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>>28231596
I bet he loves every minute
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Is it true Epi moved to the UK for Rose?
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>>28231095
>projecting
hi rose
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>>28231795
ye

absolutely
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Guys How do I act like an autistic schoolshooter? Any advice? You guys seem very professional on it.
Don't say "just keep doing what you're doing".
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>>28229945
more of piics plasdlasdlp
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>>28234581
Just be u r self

Jduw jz eiw so djd
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>>28234657
sorry I don't collect pics anymore, I just check the known sources when I'm on a thread and post the new/funny ones, deleting them afterwards
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>>28234657
Just found this new one on the /b/ archive

http://fgts.jp/b/thread/681852959/#681854719

with her sister, mom, and stepfather
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>>28235023
her sister got the short stick asdnjkl
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>>28235068
I disagree. She plays rugby, is a very good student and got some kind of naval scholarship for college. She's hot as fuck.

also:

T H I C K
H
I
C
K
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>>28235120
>black man detected
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>>28235171
>implying you wouldn't like this fine female to sit on your face
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>>28234581
>You guys seem very professional on it.
>on it.
>on
lou confirmed for pedros alias
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:^)

pedro is a great guy except for the harassing women thingie
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>>28236728

>harassing

fuck off whiteknight
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>>28234581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvV8sUSy3XQ

L O L
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>lou is an american hick

All this time i thought he was Australian
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>>28221520
I had a gf like this it was the best even if she did cuck me ever week with different men then leaving without saying a work to me .. Ahh good times....
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>>28237064
L O L

originality is good
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>>28235748
That's exactly what I'm implying.
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>>28237338
Hurrdurrr derp a hurrr deprgurrrrrgdurrrrrrrrwureerrdurrrrrr
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hi im a fat pervert with no life who stalks girls on the interwebs
t. pedro
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>>28237922
dumb whiteknight poster
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>>28238332
>>28236958
is it still whiteknighting if it's the boring truth
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>>28238332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA
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>>28238625
Pedro is neither a pervert nor a stalker. Maybe under your extremely broad arbitrary definition, looking at publicly accessible images of women is considered stalking and perverted behavior, but any sensible non-whiteknight can see your labels do not apply to my good friend pedro.
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>>28237493
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpPuUDWg_nc
he sounds like a country version of reviewbrah here
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>tfw rose is going to grow old and die
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https://youtu.be/eYDkv3WAiG4

https://youtu.be/J6eQSEtp-UY
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>ywn be emma's lord and master

https://youtu.be/SzcX5UkA10I

THICK

https://youtu.be/iHjIcyeWIzU
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>lou godard

>jean luc godard

>both inventive auteurs of their generation

coincidence?
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>>28239419
cultural appropriation tbjh
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>>28239595
>cultural appropriation

she probably replays it everynight to her asian bf
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>>28239535
yes lou
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what is pedro's skype?
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i wonder what rose's new skype is
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is emma high test?
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>>28240111
lmaoa retard
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>>28240231
Nope. Definitely fucking low test.
>tfw 2sec mute
Gimme a spade to bury myself with, /r9k/
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100+ posts of pure shit
way to go lads way 2 go
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>>28240563
you must be new here :^)
originalo mr roboto
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>>28240611
this is retard even for you
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lou can you please tell me what ethnicity you are. clearly you're an american mutt, but what kind of mutt is what I need to know.
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>what's that, anon?
>you go on the internet stalking girls?
>how long has this been going on for? years?!
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>>28240774
>implying you know who i am
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>>28240781
i am a descendant from the powerful Cherokee
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>>28240939
So you're part cherokee and part Europoor. Anything else? Need this info for my rosebud folder.
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>>28240862
i know what you are but what am i

no no no
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this is a really great thread guys keep it up
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>>28240974
i am 1/8 irish also a descendant from the famous founder of the IRA Michael Collins
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>>28241333
i know sehtaht tfelel gburh
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someone please give me pedro's skype
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>>28241007
i agree literally the best /rose/ in ages superb quality of the highest calibre
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Just give me Pedros skype and we can all be friends here
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>>28241701
why would i want to be your friend
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>>28241725
It's better than dying faggot
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>>28241781
i respectfully disagree. nothing would make me happier than if i got to die in my sleep tonight.
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gimme the latest on epi and pedro
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>>28241972
epi is busy with life, pedro is still a loser
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>>28242046
He hasn't been in the irc in a while.
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>>28242165
Epi i mean.
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>come into thread
>realise that nothing has changed and that everyone is still spilling pasta over each other
>no one responds to me
>leave
Every Rose thread ever.
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I hate this bitch, please stop posting her
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>epi mia from irc for days
>rosenate mia for days

something is up
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>>28242793
maybe no one replies to your posts because they're trash.
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>>28243310
Epi = rose

How do you not know this?
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>>28243348
well, you did :^)
on the subject of trash posts, what's a good font for 4chan? i want something that's reminiscent of the original futallaby font.
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who wanna snort benzos and coke with me in warsaw next week?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=povqVcFAe4Y

fitting
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>>28244575
how long u gonna be there?
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>>28244575
this is Rose isn't it
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>>28244693
full month
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>>28241007
I can't believe i used to drink this shit.
I'm so glad can drink water now.
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>>28244737
fuck water
drink vodka
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>>28244776
Don't tell me what to do please.
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what is she doing?
finally she killed herself?
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>>28245661
she killed herself of natural causes
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>>28245661
on holiday with friends
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>>28244737
>I'm so glad can drink water

but you're still fat pedro
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>>28247358
Where and how?
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>>28245661
Epi is also mia. Rose confirmed for epi :^)
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>>28247907
probably spain
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>>28249245
How do you know?

What do you know?
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>>28244575
why would u snort benzos
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>>28251367
why the fuck wouldn't you?
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>>28252139
why are you posting her
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>>28252544
cause I'm bored and posting memes makes me chuckle
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>>28252756
that's a really disappointing answer, i thought you had some interesting master plan
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>>28235068
still would though, and so would you
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gimme the morning update on maria. did fernando stay for breakfast?
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>>28253811
pedro made them breakfast
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>>28253872

I'm not that beta, thankfully
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>>28253872
wow what a great guy. maria is so lucky to have such a friend
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King here. Haven't had a Rose album for a couple of years now so dumping deadpool screen shot wallpapers I made when reading comics online.
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Words must be spoken to post.
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>>28254734
can you not? we are having a nice pedro discussion here
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>>28254734
>Haven't had a Rose album for a couple of years now

You were here less than a month ago
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>>28254778

I could not. But will because I'm hungover and my brain need to do something.

>>28254780

Posting deadpool. Not rose. Still no Rose folder since I got a new PC a year ago.
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Any other comic fans here? Civil war should be the best marvel movie ever. The comic is one of the best events/crossovers ever so you would have to be a monkey at a typewriter to fuck up a story that good.
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>>28254808
>Still no Rose folder
My bad, I misread you, thought you wrote "thread" instead of "album"
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I said it's a deadpool dump but already a few other comics were posted. It's primarily deadpool as I read everything he was ever in but there is other a few other comics in the folder.
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>>28254837

Nah. My mind is swiss cheese but I do remember posting on R9K 3 days of my life or how ever many times it's been.
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Captcha is terrible now. I would much rather type out mother tifugus to get my post aproved.
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Having to type a sentene for every post is tedious as hell and I've only been here 10 minutes.
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I gwt the captchas right and it says I didn't. I get them wrong and it ticks the box.
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This board is the worst on 4chan. It's the shit around the anus.
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Doom comes out soon. Can't wait to go to hell and whack demons on a tuesday.
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I wonder if comics are appreciated or looked down on at the art board. It's art to me, dammit.
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A post is required when saying nothing.
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A nothing is required when saying post.
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Meatball pizza. Food of the gods.
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104 images remaining.
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Muted for 2 Seconds for not saying something original.
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>>28255067
good morning your majesty
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Muted for 0 seconds for being super awesome.
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>>28255081

Greetings my humble subject.
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Just had an idea. I can dump facts or quotes to get past the having to post with nothing to say problem.
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Finger prints are formed by a child leaning against the inside of a womans womb, they are formed around the 5-6 month period.
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>>28255109
tell us about your week instead
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A human is born with 295 bones but dies with 200. This is because when born the bones are loose so that child birth is easier, for example the head is a lot of plates, once born the plates join and solidify and become one solid bone so by the time we die we have lots of big bones rather than several smaller bones.
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>>28255131

I read comic books and played games. I haven't really done any of the old school wierd insane shit I used to get up to. Life becomes hard work when you are a train wreck. It's a much easier life to just relax at home with your hobbies.
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small black holes have so much power they shine, therefore not being black.
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the study of dreams is called onirology.
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With old captchas you would actually be helping write a book when you completed them. One of the words, some times bother were real words and when you typed them they would be tested along a dictionary to make sure they were the correct word in the English language. If the word wasn't giberish it would then get a thumbs up, over time all those words are put into an online book. It is old books that people don't have time to upload to digital so they get the public to do it. I just spotted 3 trees, no idea what that accomplished.
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the voice of bart simpson is a woman, nancy cartwright.
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>>28255160
> It's a much easier life to just relax at home with your hobbies.
but not as much fun (at least for others)
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I miss the old days sometimes but a lot of it was hitting on girls and getting rejected or months of walking on egg shells trying not to re-injure broken ribs or trying to to re-open a wounder or pull of a scab. Scars hurt before they actually scar.
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>>28255278 meant for >>28255248

the guiness world record for most world records held is 93
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>>28255298

74% of the world speaks english

98% of serial killers are men
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when pope benedict asked hyotto for a drawing to show his worth as an artist he drew a perfect circle free hand
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1st kind is seeing a UFO, 2nd kind is evidence like crop circles, 3rd kind is contact, 4th kind is abduction
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the speed of light is einsteins theory, he states if ever reached we would go back in time, therefor if we ever reach the number and don't go back in time the number is raised untill a number is reached that takes us back in time
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>>28255219

You're helping an AI to identify objects.
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>>28255365

Fact: I'm not a robot. It should ask you once then give you an ID and let you post or something.

>>28255369

Probably both. I watched a documentary on the guy who invented captcha and it most mostly about the fact that old books are being transcribed.
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>>28221115


>worshipping a failed MTF


>worshipping someone this ugly thinking theyll ever be female


>actually doing this


>dozens of retards legitimately thinking shes attractive


You normalfags can fuck off to >>>/soc/
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Judaism has a traditional ceremony called "Hatavat Halom", literally meaning making the dream a good one.
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>>28255278
Why did you cut yourself? Do you think Rose loves you more now?
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>>28255408
>

I'm not doing any of that, I'm just posting deadpool. I'm pretty much the only one posting too.

>>28255413

The threads were extremely boring at the time and the posters just talked about nothing to each other every day. I did it to try and give posters something to see, I tried a few crazy things back then just for the threads to have a shot of jack danials in them. It wasn't for Rose, it was for the posters and so I would feel the threads still had something interesting to make it worth coming back to them.
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if you stand on the northpole and walk in any direction, you are always walking to the south

bonus fact: E=MC2
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Mel Blanc the voice of bugs bunny, was actually allergic to carrots

if you stand on the northpole and walk in any direction, you are always walking to the south
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he word islam translates as "submission"

febuary there are 10 kinds of people in this world, those that understand binary, and those that don't
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>>28255474
you piece of shit you stole pedros spotlight this was his blog thread
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eagles don't fly in packs

you can't spell valentines day without VD

- the weight of all ants on earth exceeds that of all humans
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>>28255513
>implying pedro didn't try to usurp our gracious king
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>>28255513

Too bad. I never stopped him from posting. I just started dumping this shit. I'm sure it wasn't interesting anyway. Not that this is but it can't be worse than the average Rose thread is anyway.
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no word in the english language rhymes with purple, orange, month or silver

it cost 7 million dollers to build the titanic and 200 million to make a film about it
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the subconscious processes so fast in a dream 5 minutes in real time can have as much as an hour of time elapsed in a dream
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>>28255330
>>28255348
>>28255365
>>28255369
>>28255412
>>28255448
>>28255461
>>28255474
>>28255474
>>28255504
>>28255527
>>28255539
>>28255557
>>28255577

I dont know who you are random deadpool poster, but I like you


Retard rose posters need to go back to soc

REMINDER, that rose is a failed MALE TO FEMALE transition, then tries to force himself pretending to be female
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hitler was nominated for the 1938 nobel peace prize

He was also voted man of the year but I forgot the year. Also rumoured to have had his testicle shot off during ww1
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>>28255595

I was the one who started Rose threads. Guess you don't like me as much now. But it was never about Rose. It was always about random shit and the posters. But the good posters are long gone.
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a rubik's cube has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 possible configurations (43 quintillion)

there are more plastic flamingos in america than real ones
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you can't sneese with your eyes open

drempt is the only word in the enlish language that ends with pt

water is 2 parts hydrogen, 1 part oxygen, hense H2O
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>>28255625
>>28255642
>>28255665

why not start some thread with your deadpool spam, or literally anything else

I'd still give you your (you)s for posting them, I hate any person worship


Person worship should really just be banned from this board

>there are people who unironically like rose, or think hes attractive
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Elephants are the only mammals that can't jump. (except for white men)


60% of serial killers wet the bed past the age of 12, 98%
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>>28255665
>drempt is the only word in the enlish language that ends with pt
lol
adapt, apt, and I'm sure there are more
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This used to be my home so when I'm drunk or hungover and feel like posting all day I just choose here to do it. I don't think posters give a shit about Rose, it's just a circlejerk really. They never talk much about Rose here. Just about themselves and each other. I was shouted at for getting in the middle of some other guys story time or something. It's never Rose.

>>28255701

Yeah, I have a few too. Most of these facts won't be right if you looked into them. I just copy and pasted from websites to make a rush fact-rose thread years ago.
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The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.

fucking comes from an old law that meant fornication underage without consent of the king
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when flying from London to New York by Concord, due to the time zones crossed, you can arrive 2 hours before you leave. (technically you time travel)

The fist product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum.
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The earliest recorded case of a man giving up smoking was on April 5, 1679, when Johan Katsu, Sheriff of Turku, Finland, wrote in his diary "I quit smoking tobacco." He died one month later.
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It's ironic that to avoid getting blocked for none original comments I'm copy and pasting from a former thread.

women speak about 7000 words a day, men on average speak just over 2000
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over 2500 left handed people are killed a year from using products made for right handed people, right
handed people live upto nine years longer than a lefty
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more people die in work from being murdered than accidents, in 1998 more fast-food employees were
murdered on the job than police officers
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dysania is the state of finding it hard to get out of bed in the morning

Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

sesquipedlianist - ses'ski'pi'del'ian'ist - a person who uses long unusual, sometimes obscure words in
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asian culture has had forks since the early 19 hundreds, although they use the forks to put food on a spoon and then eat off of that

70% of comunication is none verbal

reductio adumsurdum - the logical falacy of extending someones argument to rediculous proportions and then criticising the result
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you have the same chance of winning the lottery with the numbers 1,2,3,4,5,6 as any other combo.

equivalant exchange - human kind can not gaining anything without first giving something in return - to obtain, something of equil value must be lost

free the world by band aid is the fastest selling single ever. it made 6 million pound for charity.
band aid/live aid/live 8 has raised $180 million in total.
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>>28255904
>reductio adumsurdum
ok these "facts" are bullshit and it bothers me. I know this one is "reductio ad absurdum". can u post real facts so I at least gain some culture?
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Last part of dump. I will still post just at my own leisure rather than dumping.

40 billion songs are downloaded illegally every year, that's 90% of all music downloads.

when someone does a final gesture before death or retirement it is called a "swan song". a name gained because the "mute swan" is silent it's whole life untill dying when it lets out a beautiful melody

when you watch a sunset its already set but due to reaction times and the laws of the speed of light it is still visable
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>>28255953

No surprise that one is wrong. I got it from the big bang theory.
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i always believed in him
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>>28245661
She's gone close to a month without steam before.
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>>28256228
>i do contract work
ye he is unemployed
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>>28243310
>>28243753
Three years ago I could of sworn Epi was either Rosenate or one of their steam buddies. We all thought so.
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haven't been to rose threads for a few months, is there any new photos or anything new about her at all?
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>>28257250

yeah, this pic.
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>>28257262
>she's the only one no one puts their hands on
Is she rejected?
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