>they always wear a beanie
>they always wear flannel
>they think drinking green tea and lattes, mochas, frappes, etc. makes them deep
>they're either too involved or disinterested in conversations
>they use the phrase "kids will be kids"
>they verbally acknowledge a dead conversation
>they use twitter for anything other than news
>they have shitty ascii art and/or leaf/flower/grass/wind emojis in their bios
>they unironically use filters
bonus sex specifics:
>she is overweight with straight bangs
>he wears short sleeved henleys
>>28220836
>They play music while they're showering.
>they listen to music
>they eat cereal
>they drink water
>>28220836
>they always wear a beanie
>they always wear flannel
What the fuck?
these threads are funny because posting on r9k is a bigger red flag than almost anything ever listed in these threads. you are all invariably worse than the people you're judging (myself included since I post here)
>bad taste in music
>>28220933
t. beanie/flannel wearer
>>28220836
>>he wears short sleeved henleys
>>they use the phrase "kids will be kids"
Whats wrong with that?
>>28220836
>always wear flannel
My downside
I don't regret it though, they fit nice and are passable in looks since they're fairly common, made it hard to go back to normal tshirts
>>28220836
>they smoke weed
>they watch reddit & meme
>they always wear blue jeans
>they have posters on the walls of their bedroom
>they drink coffee
>they think sunny weather is a good reason to go outside
>>28221007
The henley is meant to be restrained and beautifully simple. When you take away the long sleeves you have a garment ruined by asshole chads who just need to wear short sleeved shirts to fuel their ego. They are particularly drawn to the henley because you can't flaunt your chest too, if you unbutton all the buttons (WHICH YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO DO).
"Kids will be kids" is a phrase created by landwhale soccer moms in order to create an excuse for their kid's terrible behavior. The fact that a millennial would say this shows that they are prone to brainwashing and mentally and psychologically weak.
>>28220973
Most are oblivious to the hypocrisy, its sort of sad. If you at least know and don't deny it then more power to you.
>>28220836
>he wears short sleeved henleys
Literally what is wrong with this? I agreed with your list until this came up, that's silly. You're a silly guy, OP.
>>28220836
>their nail polish is red
>>28221139
>Short sleeved shirts are just worn by people to show off their body
wow you're retarded
>>28221139
>WHICH YOU'RE NOT MEANT TO DO
[citation needed]
>>28221007
>>28221214
>>28221240
>>28221267
>I'm going to be the living embodiment of cringe and no one can stop me!!!
>>28221419
Why are you quoting yourself?
>>28221435
let me guess, your mom said it looked good on you?
>>28221554
No, your mom did.
>>28221566
>mom fucking implications
>defending short sleeved henleys
underage b&
wtf is a henley
>>28221650
You're the one giving retarded implications. Just because you're a retard who has dumb hangups over henleys doesn't mean you're intelligent.
>>28221671
this type of shirt
>>28221673
I'm calling out someone on being somewhere they shouldn't be. How does this have to do anything with intelligence?
>>28221732
>shouldn't be here because of a shirt
You really are dense
>>28221705
that just looks like a generic t-shirt to me am I being memed I do not know clothes help
Why does everyone hate beanies?
They're comfy and simple.
>>28221673
>>28221650
>>28221566
>>28221554
>>28221419
SHUT UP MOM I'M SHIT POSTING ON 4CHAN
>>28221745
It has the buttons under the neck
>>28221743
Alright Mr. Hip-n-cool, what's so great about short sleeved henleys compared to the original?
I was already super fucking self conscious about my attire and this OP only made it worse.
Fuck you, man.
>>28221779
So a shirt with some buttons then. I don't think I own a t-shirt with buttons so I think I'm safe. Why is this bad? Is it because the buttons are pointless?
>>28221825
Nothings wrong with it
>>28221823
Remember that these are from a robot's point of view. From pretty much everyone else's POV, you're fine.
>>28220836
Red flags are supposed to be associated with destructive behaviors. You probably just got dumped by a loser with most of these qualities. You should probably kill yourself
>>28221088
>>they always wear blue jeans
B-but they're my riding jeans
>>28221865
This is not true. Robots are some of the most objective people when talking about other guys looks. They know all the autistic shit that can be done cuz they've done it. If he's dressing like that people won't take him seriously
>>28221139
>The fact that a millennial would say this shows that they are prone to brainwashing and mentally and psychologically weak.
Why don't you leave, old man? Millenilas are not the problem, it's the people who can't adabt to the changning world around them. News flash, this shit is inevitable. Learn to deal with it, or kill yourself.
>>28220836
>he/she cares about literally anything aside from escaping
Into the fucking trash.
Some areas of interest are excusable, though, so long as they eventually lead to a place other than here.
>>28221983
He has a point. Blue jeans are pretty gay.
Either were slacks or black jeans.
>>28222011
Dark blue jeans are fine
>>28222011
Black absorbs heat
Why the fuck would anyone wear black outside of winter?
>cause my dark brooding personality
Fucking die
>>28221825
Marry me pls u sound so cute
>>28220836
You have autism and don't deserve to have a platform where your opinions can be heard
