Why can't you get a gf?
What is holding you back?
Literal aspergers. There has never been an aspie chad in history.
>>28220509
Hitler, not even joking look it up.
Also, aspergillosis.
>>28220565
Hitler was an angry manlet with a non-functioning cock.
>>28220484
I don't know, but I've stopped trying
I'm not comfortable with myself. I coyld very well get a girlfriend or at least get a number or two but I want to be comfortable with myself first.
>>28220585
Bit like you then lmao
Being a skeleton. That is just about it if I wasn't skeleton id look like a normal ass person. I'm about 6ft 137~lb right now. If I was like 165lb with lean muscle id be set
I'm ugly as sin. I look like a fucking Neanderthal. Doesn't help that I weigh 276 lbs, either.
I don't like the idea of being close to someone like that it scares me plenty
My face, height, personality, and values
>>28221071
What does Sin look like?
Anxiety, no self esteem or confidence, just generally having no good qualities and fucking up and not being good enough for anything in general
I'm a 25 year old NEET
Even if I had a minimum wage job I still don't think I could get a gf
Because my weapon is kill.
>>28220484
>What is holding you back?
her tits, i can't even get within shouting distance. jesus.
>>28220484
I have HSV1 on my peen
>>28221113
Looks like ass, that's what it looks like
>>28221113Totally original post desu ne/spoiler]
>>28220484
Superficially, my extreme skinnyness, kind of odd head shape and big ears. On top of that I'm starting to become balding as well. Other than that I suppose I'm a pretty alright looking guy.
Then person wise, I am cowardly and awkward social wise. I suck at saying things I want to say, and sometimes when I try to be funny I go way too far and I just become creepy or unlikable.
Lack of will, im too comfortable with my own company to feel the need to deal with the embarrassment and rejection that dating would entail.
My personality.this is originoli ravioli famioli
i'm atleast 8/10 but i want a mentally damaged gf from /r9k/
>>28221113
Haven't you played DOOM?
Probably my looks
but i'm sure the fact Im a little weird probably plays into it
but I know guys with full blown autism who have had nice and attractive girlfriends just cos they have chad tier looks
Being fat and poor. My younger brother is a thinner version of me and drives a nice car and bitches who don't even acknowledge my existence throw themselves at him. I'm working on losing the weight but my experiences with women in my life have turned me into a bitter misogynist and I'm not sure if there's any coming back. At this point, I just want a place of my own and a dog to live a quiet life. I'll be that grumpy old man telling kids to get the fuck off my lawn with a shotgun.
>>28220484
I think I'm about to get one, anon
I hope I can do it
I am 5'6" and have a 4 inch penis. Normalfags who tell me to just "man up" and "be yourself" have no fucking clue what this hell is like.
My lack of self esteem because I'm not happy with my looks
I'm pretty sure that basically the only thing holding me back is being a massive pervert. I get off to such esoteric, crooked shit that I can't even enjoy regular sex. I've actually gotten into bed a few times and could barely cum, and eventually gave up on it because it wasn't worth it compared to masturbation.
>lanky and goofy-looking
>people-pleaser who isn't good on one-on-one interaction
>neurotic
>>28220484
i can't even look at a girl without feeling ashamed
my vegeta hairline and thinning was my downfall
Honesty, because I hate myself, which leaves me with a repulsive personality. My self esteem is horrible, I think I'm a worthless piece of shit, and I have serious trust issues. I wish it wasn't like this. If I didn't have any mental illnesses I would be a total fucking Chad since I'm tall, white, and have broad shoulders.
My cousin is an ugly manlet yet he fucks hot girls because he's a neurotypical extrovert with strong social skills.
>>28220484
I hate being judged. I've lived in the same place all of my life so I'm afraid to act like anything but the shy, awkward kid that I've always been. If I try to act like my "normal" self I can't help but feel like an asshole. I'm also afraid that my sense of humor would creep a girl out.
I can get dates pretty easily, I'm good at talking (guys and girls) but literally on the drive home from the date or whatever was going on I just get the most painful anxiety I have ever experienced because I just sit at home and worry that she hates me or that she's going to cheat even if every single thing about her seems so unlikely to go behind my back. The longest relationship I have ever had out of about 6 was a month long and it was on and off.
>>28220484
Because I'm painfully shy and awkward when it comes to the opposite sex. And because the one time I met a woman who was shy like me, who was awkward and geeky like me, for whom I could see calling into work to take the day off because I didn't want to let her go... I of course pussied out.
And the worst part is I'm terrified she doesn't realize how truly amazing she is.
>>28220484
I'm hideously ugly and poor. Women only care about looks and money.
>>28222439
I hear you, senpai. I've become more and more convinced that I should just assume women don't notice me at all.
I used to have a lot more money than I do now and I don't have a car. I won't get on the bus with the lepers just to see a girl.
I probably could land a chick nowadays desu, it's just that I dont go out and meet people. My life is work, home, and the gym. It's fine, though. Video games are more fun right now rather than women.
No confidence, immediately concede to myself that I am the worst one in the room whether it is true or not. It's over before it begins.
>>28223223
How do you get around?
>>28220484
I don't go outside except to buy something, go to work or run.
And when they try to talk to me, I ignore them.
Teehee.
>>28220484
am 5'5
FIVE FOOT FIVE
just
because fear and doubt cripple my every thought and action
>>28220484
Literal aspergers as well here. Ontop of being a manlet. I cant think of a worse illness because you're self aware of how fucked up you are and cant do shit about it without ten times the work of a normie.
I've embraced the fact the world is unfair. All concepts of fairness are a lie. My parents telling me "I'll find a girl eventually" and all the stories about how there is someone for everyone is just another fairytail. Perhaps it was true for my Parent's generation but there is almost no chance of finding a girl who wont cuck me.
I'm also going to have to struggle to get on my own and pray I can get Neet bux just to survive.
>>28221103
Are you a grill?
I like /r9k/
Although I'm not a virgin
Original comment
>>28220484
Genital herpes
>>28222241
Just get really good at eating girls out
get super nervous around others, causes me to act irrationally. my social skills also suck and i can't be fucked working on them. i'm highly passive, people berate me constantly
just going to focus on uni since i'm really enjoying calculus. education is the only thing worth living for
>>28224288
ASPIE
>>28220484
I got one, never had trouble getting into ltr. I am too shy to pick up girls randomly at locations though
>>28224381
Yeah I'm basically a living meme at this point.
Fat pad
Belly
>>28220484
Being black is definitely not helping
>>28220484
>overweight
>dislike physical contact
>don't even want a gf in the first place
I don't go outside to meet people
I have seemingly unrealistic standards for a gf
Pretty is half of it, the other is someone who I don't think is retarded..
However I am retarded so I think most people I meet are retarded in one way or another. It's part of why I don't go outside and meet people.
My other faults asides from being a judgemental part time working neet-wannabe is being a hungry skeleton and an average male.
>>28221128
All the minimum wage girls are being passed around by just a few guys
If you work at Target or something, you'll be working with about 30 males and 30 females. 25 of those females will have fucked some combination of the top 3 males. If you don't think roasties get passed around by the people from their day jobs, you're naive. It's why men fought the inclusion of women in the workforce for so long, and it's driving families apart, but at least they got to stick it to the man!
>>28220484
>6'0''
>decent shape
>mudrace
>big nose
>unshapely face
>rape vibe
>socially awkward
>>28224483
lmao why is that pic making me crack up. Someone needs to draw something on it but I dont know what
I never leave the house unless it's for school or work.
I'm basically a piece of shit with zero redeeming qualities and generally every woman I interact with comes to resent me over time.
>>28224288
This. I'm 26 and suspect myself of having asperger's. People have often said within earshot of me I'm too logical, creepy, awkward. I catch myself imagining myself as ohter people or fictional characters instead of imagining me as me too often.
Luckily tho I'm not a virgin. And when I get high sometimes I discover imagining myself from another's viewpoint which is helpful
I can't seem to connect with people. They think I'm "funny and smart", but that's about it. No deeper care from either party.
It's slowly starting to feel like I'm interviewing people rather than genuinely being curious about their lives.
>>28221289
C-Carl?
How's the protesting going?
>>28220585
He fucked a pretty good sized chunk of the world with that non-functioning cock.
Not the size of the dog in the fight, etc etc
>>28220585
Ah yes, history as written by the victors.
Tell me, what will they say of westerners once the EU's demographic replacement is complete?
>>28225320
>tfw Nigel Farage will be remembered as a hermaphroditic gangrenous dwarf with hydrocephalus, klinefelter's syndrome, and micropenis
atm nothing, apparently I'm not as ugly as I initially thought, and also I'm funny af so I could totally become a normie and get a 7-8/10 gf and fuck her all I want, also I'm planning to do a tinder with chad profile pic so I can see what sluts like.
>>28220649
>5'11
>115-130 throughout all of high school
I even tried taking a weightlifting class to gain muscle mass desu.
It just showed off how weak I was to the alphas there
>>28224133
lol I always thought the man let thing was a joke until I came here
>tfw 5'11" 1/2
so close to being a real man
>>28220484
>skeletor mode
>no source of income
>m-muh standards
>>28225037
Yes this. I can make acquaintances all fucking day but never a relationship more than that
>no job
>zero fashion sense
>low self confidence due to excessive body hair
This is gonna sound shallow as fuck but I'm certain that a job or winning the lottery would solve my problems.
>>28220484
Anybody got the sauce?
You'd make my day
I don't care enough to put in the immense and constant effort required to get and keep a gf, and I'm not hot enough to manage without that effort
Depression, no need or want for a girlfriend and social phobia. I don't see women more than consumables.
no driving license, no car, bad job
>>28228399
>>low self confidence due to excessive body hair
this has to be the stupidest thing ive ever read on /r9k/
>>28224483
Gross but at least you got a decent sized cock. Would look even bigger if you lost weight, fatty.
>>28229041
When you make the average turk look like he's had a brazillian wax job, you'd be surprised.
Im physically attractive af and girls frequently approach me until they find out im a total autist. Other robots would kill to have my looks and I still blow it and shit my pants talking to girls because of autism+some deepseated attachment shit. Feels angry man
Incoming normie gtfo
>>28229387
im hairy as shit as well and have never had any problems because of it. even if you're the hairiest guy on earth its still a stupid reason to have low self confidence because of it. would you have preferred to have that disease where your entire body is hairless, no hair or eyebrows even, and you look like some human sized seal?
I don't know how to date on a basic level. I'm also terrified if either of us running out of things to talk.
Literally no social skills. Too shy too start conversation too autistic to hold a decent conversation.
>>28220484
Simply put, I'm not willing to put in the time and effort it would take for the marginal benefit of having a steady girlfriend (steady sex maybe? I dunno). I've been there before. You wouldn't BELIEVE the amount of time and money you save just by being single. It's mind-blowing. And if you're not a complete and utter failure you can probably still get laid occasionally with minimum effort, just to get by.
You do have to get out of the house though, so there's that.
Physical failure, unsure how to act in a 1-to-1 situation with females.
Definitely, one and only, the classic small penis insecurity.
I am very fast and sometimes I have trouble controlling my speed. I don't want to hurt my partner so for now I go without. When I can better control my speed I will date, but for now I must go without. But when I learn to control it, I will find a wife, but for now I must go without.
>>28229899
Good luck, Sonic.
Retrognathism desu senpai desu
I'm a national socialist.
I'm not strong.
>>28229452
>tfw no human sized seal gf
