Robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
>2 dimensional
>some manner of spooky creature
>my upper threshold is a straight up skeleton as long as it's a girl skeleton
>cute
>>28220454
>female
>tolerable appearance and personality
>>28220485
You know what, scratch 2 dimensional. I only said that because it's obviously not based in reality, but we're talking about fantasies here
>>28220454
A girl that rides motorcycles is an instant 10/10
Twist throttles, not dicks
doesn't lie
straightforward
enjoys driving a car
also enjoys jogging around
just the first and third would bea lifesaver since I'm terrified of driving
>>28220454
>white woman of any aryan/european decent
>pollack, or natsoc ++
>can cook, loves to garden into green farming
>loves animals, nature
>is pagan -NOT WICCAN- of any kind
>is a good mother, and woman to share my experiences and possibly life with
>redpilled on jews and knows how do gas them efficiently
>any looks average+ redhead prefered
>knows how to fight, or is interested in learning to defend herself
>female
>average or maybe chubby weight
>okay personality
>likes exploring new music
>likes video games
>Auburn brown hair
>Green eyes
>Hour glass
>Have similar interests
>Not a total bitch
>Pretty "old fashion" or conservative
An elegant artist and dreamer who never takes life too seriously. Someone cautious and considerate, with goals and plans for success. A contemplative person with a rich inner world, who has been through hurt and hardship, but has pulled through to gain real perspective and strength. A girl perhaps a bit bitter, and aloof, and disdainful of others, yet brimming with hope and calm passion. Quiet, intelligent, novel, and independent. It's a lot to ask, I suppose.
It also wouldn't hurt if she was petite, cute of face, curly/poofy haired, had nice feet, and wore minimalist/natural-look makeup.
>lawful evil
>loyal to me like a right hand man
>rational, intelligent
>cold and calculating, yet with a warm heart to keep from freezing
>sadomasochistic
>giant thighs/booty and works out
Bjork in that Space Ghost episode Knifin' Around.
When I close my eyes and picture my ideal girl shes always
>short and petite
>platinum blonde hair
>blue eyes
>flowers in her hair
>wearing a floral patter sun dress
>genuinely warm and compassionate
>>28220650
>doesn't lie
Unfortunately, literally everybody lies. Every fucking person on this planet.
>>28220454
Looks
>Short dark colored hair, but still comes of feminine.
>average size breasts or flat either or is fine
>nice round ass
>wears cute glasses that aren't those giant nerd xd glasses or sjw grandma glasses,
Personality
>Knows how to have a good time
>Has a good sense of humor
>big into the same weeb shit I am
>Loves me for who I am with all my faults.
>Hates sjws and 'progressives" as much as I do.
>Loves to cosplay but isn't a whore about it, geuinley loves it and saves all the lewd stuff for me and me alone.
>is into femdom.
>>28220454
>White
>Devout Catholic
>Not fat
>Virgin
A-Any fembots like this?
>Turkish
>weeaboo
>Wears a ton of makeup
>Is probably psychotic
>>28220454
>loyal
>not fat, will go on a fucking walk with me
>likes reading
>likes dancing
>will cook with me
>likes/is good with children and animals
>doesn't have an obscene number of previous partners
>>28221102
yeah... do you like salmon or trout?
>4'11-5'5, i like short girls
>brunette or red head. don't like blondes at all.
>not fat, slightly chubby is ok
>plays some type of instrument, preferably piano
>similar tastes in music and we share stuff we like
>likes my goofy autist humor
>she has equally goofy dumb autist humor
>doesn't care what we do as long as we're together
>won't drop me as soon as some better option comes along
>she must be clumsy, clumsy grills are so qt
Big tits and big ass. Likes to be treated like shit
>same height or shorter than me
>loyal
>caring
>feminine looks and mannerisms
>as smart or slightly smarter than me
>friendly and willing to compromise and work problems out diplomatically
Is it too much to ask? I don't know.
>>28221250
THAT'S A MAN, BABY
ORIGINAL PEPPERSTICKS
>>28220712
So tell me how it is to wish to have Marie Cachet as you girlfriend.
>>28220454
>squirrel with a hat and little suit.
>>28221620
kek
(lol, laugh out loud)
>white
>not a lardass
>any eyes except blue
>has a job
>independent, clever; I don't need to 'babysit' her every day
>into being severely mistreated in bed, and often. every hole
>won't cuck me when I enlist
I also want kids at some point. That and last one is killer, I expect to have to compromise somewhere.
Won't be a problem if she can follow me around for atleast 7 years but that's total sacrifice and I don't expect it at all.
>>28220454
>at least 2 feet taller than me
>insecure about it
I'm 6'2 so this will never happen
>>28221749
What's wrong with blue eyes?
>>28221123
GO TO FUCKING NORWAY
Asuka but 13 forever
>>28221809
I just don't like them.
They piss me off.
>nice looking, 6+/10
>nice personality, relaxed
>christian
>not weird or really stupid
i think i have a chance with one too
>thingsarelookingup.png
>against all identity politics
>leftist anarchist
>is very passionate about some hobby (not anime or videogames, but I don't mind if she is also into those things)
>not fat
>likes to have deep and meaningful conversations
>loves to talk about her feelings, but also likes to hear about my feelings
>has large aspirations
>likes good music/film
>unconventionally attractive
>always mad except around me
I got a girl like this once but I sperged out and left after one date. I later heard she was a giant slut and from what she told me it sounded like she had daddy issues out the ying yang so maybe it's a good thing.
>>28220454
Breathing
Nah, skinny and really kind are the only thing's I want.
Not that it matters, dying alone
>not fat
>loyal
>patient
>agrees with or at least tolerates my hateful views about normies and non-whites
just don't be fatter than me or have a deformed face and I don't care about anything else
>at least 6/10
>hates tumblr feminism and american liberalism
>dtf
>not submissive
>not a bossy bitch
>likes to settle arguments through discourse
>ok with anime and vidya
>likes camping and reading
>likes cats
>okay with prenups
>not jealous, two way street
>not overweight, chubby can pass, we would get fit together
>wont end relationship is things aren't a rose colored world, same I wouldn't end it
Basically I want someone who is rational, commited, faithful and trusting.
>>28222320
>girl
>rational
>likes anime and vidya
Pick two faggot
Doesn't use the Internet much, only has 200 friends on social media, sensitive af, likes sex but doesn't know much about it and we make up stuff together.
>Slim or average build
>White
>At least 5ft4-5ft8
>Friendly, honest, reliable, loyal, talkative
>Adventurous
>Not a girly girl and loves to get dirty, and do things such as shooting, camping and hiking
>Loves to swear
>Loves horror, mysteries and actions, maybe even a bit of WW2 Movies
>Loves music of all genres but most specifically
Rap-Hip-hop, Euro-dance, Chill, Trance, 80's, that sort of stuff.
>Works out either by lifting or running / Yoga
>Not a druggie
>male
>somewhat similar to pic related in appearance (dark features, preferably neat hair and beard, cute face, part-asian for that qt look if possible)
>plays PC vidya, preferably MOBAs so I can be his healslut
>non Judeo-Christian religion or atheist/agnostic
>smokes cannabis, occasionally uses cocaine
>straightforward and honest but understanding
>genuinely enjoys my presence and slightly off-kilter personality
>likes animals
>computer literacy would be nice but illiteracy would be cute
>>28222427
>only has 200 friends on social media
>only
>200 friends
>>28222463
Faggots aren't welcome
Fuck off to /lgbt/ where you subhumans belong
>shorter than me
>will watch me play vidya
>will watch things with me
That's it
>>28222482
Anon, imagine being as lonely as you are, but instead of wanting straight females (large part of population) you only want a gay male (tiny part of the population).
This is my hell. If you think you're going to die alone, remember the fags like me who wouldn't even be able to make babby or whatever.
>have a pussy that's like 2 inches deep so my 3 inches hurts her
>doesn't care about 3 inch dick
>is not fat
>>28222482
hey, fuck you buddy :-)
>>28222544
And you can go whine about it on >>>/lgbt/ you fucking fag
>>28222544
No one is stopping you from finding a fat chick who's desperate enough to get impregnanted by a gay guy and share child custody while he gets a boyfriend. This right here is my uncle. I love when gay people do this. My only argument against being gay is...they can't produce kids together, but when they find that third party, kudos to them.
>>28222575
>have a pussy that's like 2 inches deep so my 3 inches hurts her
>>28222544
not the other anon, but I thought gay people had way less of a hard time finding a partner than a straight guy.
Hell I bet you can go on grinder and find someone easier than the average robot on tinder.
>>28222621
Fuck off fag lover
Your uncle and his spawn should be set on fire
>>28222603
Why are you so upset, anon? I share the common goal of finding someone who will make me happy, as well as my lack of understanding of what makes normies tick.
>>28222621
I don't want to have any kids. I would never want to take the risk of having a deformed child, and honestly, I feel like there are enough children already on this world.
>>28222635
Grindr is full of vapid normies and poz guys. No thanks. Tinder is just as shitty as it is for breeders.
>>28222575
>have a pussy that's like 2 inches deep
We are dealing in illegality here.
>>28222544
The most prudish gay man is 10x sluttier than the sluttiest woman. You have literally no excuse.
>>28222703
>Grindr is full of vapid normies and poz guys. No thanks.
So its not because you're gay its because you have high standards.
>Is called Harriet
>Reffered to by her friends as 'Harriet'
>Looks a lot like a girl I knew called Harriet
>About 5 foot Harriet tall
>Is my ex girlfriend Harriet
>Harriet
>>28222509
How tall are you?
>>28222752
Charlie Mackenzie, is that you?
https://youtu.be/HvAd33J9-po
>thin
>really humble appearance
>no crazy dyed hair, no piercings
>kind and soft-spoken
I actually get really nervous when I'm looking at girls online and they have dyed hair and/or piercings, makes me think they're riddled with STD's.
>>28220454
>cute
>not a landwhale
>doesn't have any friends at all
>specifically no male friends
>never had a boyfriend and still a virgin
>realistically speaking that's not possible
>so If she did had boyfriends in the past they have to be just a few and all less attractive than me
>crazy psychotic in a good way
>loves me very much
>>28222463
>>male
>Robots, describe your ideal girlfriend
>>male
>>28222804
trap pretending to be a womyn detected
>>28222748
No, I just want to be with someone with a nice personality who wants to do more than just hook up. If I showed you my local grindr listings you'd understand. I'd rather be alone than with some shallow cunt who lets his homosexuality define him.
>Super cute
>Likes anime but is lowkey about it
>Adores cats
>Kind, but can joke around
>Really smart
Pic related, it's her (She's not my girlfriend just my oneitis)
>sweet
>affectionate
>loyal
>down to earth
>non judgemental
>medium height to short
>high self esteem
>introverted
>non materialistic
>strong sense of right and wrong
>prefers reconciliation to conflict
>few or no male friends
>has good female friends
>not "sex positive"
>not easily bored
>rarely if ever uses drugs or alcohol
>few or no sexual partners
>can cook
>average intelligence
>comes from a loving and close family
>prefers talking about abstract ideas than gossiping
>loves kids & animals in general
>college degree
>capable of putting herself in other people's shoes
>likes exercise
>can admit she's wrong about things or at fault
>can explain her feelings calmly without having an emotional outburst or hiding it
>doesn't bitch about resolved issues
>sees sex as an intense gesture of love rather than a game
>sense of humor
>can talk about what she wants rather than expecting you to be psychic
>not particularly political
>family oriented
>kind
>she's not impulsive
>has interests and hobbies of her own (note anything social media related doesn't count)
>traditionally feminine, not a princess
>>28222882
DW I'm not after your precious virginity I just wanted to know if you were a manlet.
bossy and black. Thick like Mrs. Butterworths.
>>28222966
Nice dubs.
Holy shit boss you forgot to describe her workday and wardrobe.
>>28222985
I'm not that anon and I am a manlet
Now go away trap
>>28220454
dick, balls, shit coming out of her ass at all times, no ears, head of a white infant, body of an elderly thai or chinese person, big boobs/never wears bra, plays trumpet or other brass instrument, verbally abusive, bad breath, went to ivy league school, murdered more than 2 people (at least 1 not by firearm), famous, over 7 feet tall, under 50 pounds, fuck your gay thread, exactly 10 friends she ranks and updates rankings at least once a day, believer in astrology, belieber in astronomy, works as aggressive panhandler or timid law enforcement, bubble butt, no cankles, volunteers at a dick-sucking booth, never been married, must love dogs, must hate must love dogs, must be terrified of me, must require me to wear a mask of her father during sex, at least open to the possibility of having children, no smokers, no fatties, gambling addiction a must, extra points for being mentally retarded, under no circumstances can she have a head that resembles a white infant.
>is fine with a long distance relationship
>is fine with neet
>is awake when I am (all night eastern time)
>will play monster hunter with me
That's literally it. Too bad no girl is ever fine with neet. Neet isn't even at the bottom of the barrel. It's the filth stuck on the bottom if you tip it and look under it.
>Kind, empathetic, not a douche
>Non religious
>Not an SJW or /pol/tard
>Kinky and dominant, sexually compatible in general
>Intelligent
>Reasonable
>Some similar hobbies and interests
>>28223167
>Not religious
>Intelligent
Pick one
>>28220454
>about my height
>loving, but alsoviciously cruel
>Into Fem-dom
>Weeaboo
>is a witch
>>28223033
Oh fugg right
She'd work in STEM or accounting/banking/finance, with the intention of being a fulltime mom after getting married and settled
She'd dress pretty normally. Pants, blouses, cardigans, etc
>>28223200
>implying religion is in anyway rational or intelligent
>inb4 "hurr hurr fedora!"
>>28223200
>le tricky man of banter
>>28223167
very good tastes anon
I agree with all of those and am looking for a similar lass
>>28220504
This is me. Lets get married already!
>>28222998
>tfw people are attracted to your race for meme reasons and how much you remind them of TV characters
thanks multiculturalism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGduBwFGHBw
This girl, basically.
>>28223447
holy HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
I want her so badly
>female or convincing trap
>7/10
>not a slut
>tolerable
Haven't met one yet.
>>28223571
She just becomes more likable as you progress further into the video. Unfortunately this is the only one she uploaded.
>>28223242
Yep
You're just retarded
>>28223688
fortunately you mean, because she fucking sucks and is a cunt.
>>28223727
Aww, someone is a little mad! :)
>>28220454
A man who has morals and isn't a total retard.
>female
>taller than 4'11
>any race
>tolerable facial features
>less than chubby
>willing to get /fit with me
>eats healthy
>not emotionally dependent on people
>doesn't always need to talk (space)
>can enjoys each other's presence
>doesn't need to go out all the time
>mutual honesty and hides nothing from me
>loyalty
>open about her feelings
>doesn't get upset that I may seem to be an asshole because I am blunt
>personal growth
>has her own hobbies and is willing to share them with me
>likes kids
>likes animals
>prefers downtempo music
>bakes
>>28223730
Yeah she's shit at asmr but she's fucking great otherwise. As for the whole 'cunt' thing, I see what you mean by that, but I wouldn't use that exact word.
>>28223878
>any race
Y I K E S
I
K
E
S
>>28223887
i thought you liked her, why are you agreeing so much? i said comically negative things about her,
>>28223923
You just made such a compelling argument
>>28223887
She's not a cunt you filthy nonbeliever
she is a goddess
a diety among humankind
easily the most perfect girl on earth
how dare you call her imperfect
>>28220454
I just want someone who will love me unconditionally, no matter how many times or how badly I fuck up. Someone who doesn't mind, or even supports my interests, hobbies and decisions. Someone who I can confide in and who feels comfortable enough to confide in me.
>>28223966
Are you the faggot who literally just saw this chick for the first time
![2128105143_small_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E3tsFS2.jpg "2128105143_small_1[1].jpg")
>>28223942
i liked that, that was good.
>>28223825
If you say so
>:)
We don't do that here
>>>/reddit/
>>28223998
yes, but she is perfect.
Everything she says is exactly what I desire.
I almost creamed my pants when she started talking about not being able to afford gifts over 20 dollars, and I just lost it when she cutely said "fuck" about 20 minutes in.
>>28224068
I also enjoy the part where she says "fuck". Watch until the end though, she says something that will fucking floor you near the end of the video. You'll know when it happens
i can't even imagine what i'd want anymore. just not veronica. i mean probably veronica but fuck that bullshit. fucking do-gooder, everyone thinks she's not an abusive monster. ugh whatever, shut up faggot.
>Italian
>not the gross Guido type, one of those pale blonde ones
>wants a lot of kids
>wears borderline trashy clothes plastered with brands
>dumb but funny dumb
>does all of the cooking/cleaning
>has a loud funny family
>has some kind of drug history or is currently a borderline alcoholic
>always had dark circles under her eyes
>female
>not black
>same or at least near to my looks/intelligence
>enjoys watching shows and just relaxing at home during off time
>driven, dedicated, but quirky personality
basically, the female version of myself... fuck me right
>>28224105
It felt so good when she called me a beautiful magnificent viewer
>>28224167
it felt good when i smashed my computer after watching 5 seconds of that godawful cunt. what a useless pile of stinky trash. fuck her.
>>28224209
y-yeah I want to smash her cunt too
I want to fuck her ;_;
>>28224244
gross, she's like an annoying little kid. i just want her to go away and live on the opposite side of the world from me. like her movements should mirror mine. she should be bound by international law to stay as far away from me as possible without leaving the earth. she can have a happy life or whatever, but i want no part of that shitty stupid cunt. and i'll probably jump around exactly across the earth from a puddle of lava or something. not touching you can't get mad. heh heh. cunt.
>>28220454
My exgf.. :[[
robot
>>28224342
she's so adorable ;_;
>tfw she pulls the airbags out of the box
>>28224405
i'd like to pull her airbags out of her chest and show them to her so she knows why she's feeling short of breath
>>28224405
I like the fact that she's cool with her friend being into nazi shit. Pretty based to be honest
>Likes anime
>is into cosplay
>loves video games
>loves music
>loves to talk
>introverted/shy
>long hair/short hair with bangs
>likes goth style or dark attire in general
>petite
>loves music
>loves to argue and discuss
>will be there for me and vice-versa
>is around my age of 18
>hates normies
>>28220454
My ideal partner is physically impossible.
I was born as the wrong gender. I am a small skittish man. I really like the idea of a strong woman who could protect me and basically be mommy 2.0.
There is no such woman. While I have the aesthetics to easily go gay and be a trap and enjoy easy mode. I'm too stubborn, I'm clinging to a non-existent hope.
>>28224532
This feel right fucking here.
I'm tall, lank, and generally unimpressive looking and I want a strong amazonian muscle-gf to protect me and hold meand physically dominate me in bed.
I'm don't even want a mommy. I'm well off and fend for myself. Just someone to help me feel secure.
That's it.
>>28220485
Got you covered famalam
>>28224532
>>28224616
you mean like this? iktf
you can find them but theyre usually 'ugly' and i have a feeling they just dont register on your radar
>>28224697
I said STRAIGHT skeleton. What am I a normalspit?
>>28224717
Its not so much registering on the radar considering how low my standards are at this point, its that a girl isn't going to be able to overpower the average guy. I might be an exception if she was /fit/ but girls only get /fit/ to fuck muscleheads. Even then they cant protect me from said muscleheads.
>>28224828
i can see that being a significant reason. yeah, iktf
the division between being weak and feminine is a delicate one
Basically someone I could be friends with first; I figure if I'm gonna be around this girl often I'd actually like doing stuff with her.
Apart from that, I dunno. I'd be nice if she was cute, but it's whatever.
>NEET billionaire
>Immortal wolf-girl vampire
>Has healing factor and magic
>Expert marksman and martial artist
>Can make herself look any age she wants and resize her body at will, all with 11/10 looks
>Can travel between dimensions and time to go on adventures and shit
>Is both a masochist and a sadist, can create copies of herself and her forms
>Can give me all of her abilities
>Will get other girls to have sex with me, remains loyal and follows my commands
>Is a god tier musician, film maker, author, doctor and scientist
>Has a spaceship, mechas, pet monsters, etc.
IS IT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?
>>28224105
good luck, good bye, and I want you to know I have been madly in love with you . . .
WHY WHY MUST YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO?!
>>28225043
totally reasonable
>>28224458
TFW no response to your post.
Extroverts are completely out of the question
They're annoying and statistically most likely to cheat
>>28225063
I lost my shit when I heard that for the first time
>>28225227
Well hurry up and find it, we have to leave in five minutes. Tim and Karen will NOT be happy if we're late again. And if you wear that tie, Reg, I swear I'll strangle you with it. Just kidding. I love you. *Fingers your asshole while not kissing you or showing any emotional expression*
Dead but not too rotten
>nice torso so not chubby
>cute face
>loyal
>doesn't want children until we're like 30
>not a midget
>whatever natural hair, long, black and occasional change in style are my kokoro winners (preferably no tumblr bobhead style)
>not a SJW/tumblrwashed and not a polack
>smart at least to the extent of passing high school well
>likes art and doesn't mind telling me about it
>likes vidya and anime but it's moderated, no extreme fangirl stuff or pc mustard race
>no violent kinks, anything outside of gay area can be arranged
>doesn't party, the more time spent together the better
>sustains herself by working a healthy job until I can manage to support us to enable more free time for us
>will put me first before everyone else like I would, in arguments as long as it's within reason and satiating intimacy
>preferably not clingy but it's fine if she can give me some time to relax by myself amd then engage in whatever may be it
Probably not a complete list but I would love her desu. Really just want someone cute, not retarded, homely to be together with. Boomworm is just fine to replace anime or vidya.
But I have shit confidence so I have no chance.
>>28220454
Hmm. If we're doing really, honestly ideal:
>Smart. A woman who's intelligent is a huge turn-on for me.
>Loves learning. Yes, I realize it sounds fedora-y as hell, but one of the sexiest things any woman has ever said to me is "I don't want to ever stop learning".
>Adorable. I like cute things. So sue me
>Shorter than me. Doesn't have to be super-short (I'm 5'10"ish) but I've never really been into Amazons.
>Wears glasses. Glasses are fucking hot. Like, if you're a girl and you have the option to get contact lenses... don't.
>Kind and caring and all that of course
>Willing to occasionally just do nothing and snuggle.
>Liberal. I'm liberal, so probly would be easier if we agreed on those sorts of things.
That's pretty much it, tho I also have a serious case of yellow fever. Not in the "Japanese culture is superior, baka gaijin!" sorta way. Just in the "I think asian women are really pretty" sort of way.
In short, a woman I met last year, who I was too chicken to ask out, fit all these. I'd give anything to spend another afternoon with her.
>>28220618
>Twist throttles, not dicks
I feel this should be a bumper-sticker. For gender equality or something like that.
>mulatto
>big faggot nerd
>box shaped titties
>stupid giant afro that blots out the sun
>goofy contagious laugh
>autism
>anger issues
>makes neat shit with me
>likes my godawful jokes
>night person
>reckless in the face of authority
>honest to a fault
>stubborn as fuck
>not dead anymore
I park in front of our house sometimes, and it feels like if I could just walk up to the front door and open it, you'd be there to greet me.
>>28226431
The cynical side of me originally wanted to make a joke, but... holy shit, anon. I'm sorry.
