>"how come you've never had a gf?"
>"are you gay?"
>how come you've never had a gf
just look at me it's obvious
>are you gay?
i always just laugh when they ask that
>>28215785
damn bro, sorry about your face.
>tfw you actually are gay and in the closet
I think it's better for people to just assume I'm a straight loser rather than a gay one
>>28215849
They're both shit, I'd rather be gay and popular than straight and lonely.
>>28215881
Asexual/Aromantic is god tier T b h
>>28215785
Oooh...
JUST
>>28215820
it's okay, it makes it easier. nobody even asks why desu they all already know.
>>28215785
I've seen a fuck load of guys like this with gfs
it irritates me because I'm actually in good shape and don't have one
>>28215785
May this man be the next eggman.
>>28215947
yup
>>28215970
i don't have one and i've never had one
>>28216002
i'm too ugly to be the next eggman. he's a normie next to me
>tfw get approached by gay guys asking if I'm gay because they want to go out with me
>not gay
>women rarely even glance at me
>>28216557
I got the same shitty twink genetics.
And I'm actually gay.
>>28216621
Well, at least you're gay. Be thankful you're not cursed with being attracted to women
>>28215717
>tfw nobody ever asks why you don't have a gf because your ugly face and autistic disposition immediately tips them off
feels low pressure man
>>28215717
>turned 3 straight men gay for me by just existing
>STILL NO FUCKING GF
>>28216727
they probably assume you like dick
>>28215785
the face of a robot
>>28216708
Same here. It's actually quite liberating when no one cares about you.
>>28215785
Ivan? that u?
>>28215785
fat people aren't robots since most of them would be attractive if they weren't fat
Now get out normie
>tfw mom gives you awkward "I wouldn't mind if you were gay" talk
>>28216827
>tfw my Mum already knows that I'm an autistic computer addict
>>28215785
What's bad about this? Looks pretty good desu, lose some weight and it will look great.
>>28216820
Skellingtons would be attractive too if they weren't skinny.
>unironically being jealous of a fat person because they're fat
Only on /r9k/.
>>28216857
>some faggot posts a picture himself in a thinly veiled attempt to get rates
>reply to them sincerely instead of ignoring them or telling them to fuck off to /soc/
y
>>28215785
and thats your face when you are laughing... geez
>>28216887
They're pseudo robots. They think just because they're fat they must be robots when really a disgusting normie is buried underneath all of that blubber.
>>28216769
Not him but this is what I keep telling myself. So I'm going to keep wearing skinny jeans like a fuccboi so that I don't have to face reality and have my ego crushed
>>28216827
Aw fuck, right in the feels.
>>28216827
>mom asks if I found a gf yet AGAIN
>I'm actually gay
>>28217154
Why don't you just choose to like women?
>>28217166
>Why don't you just choose to like women?
Same reason you "chose" not to like men. It isn't a choice you shitlord.
>>28217221
>Same reason you "chose" not to like men.
Because liking men is disadvantageous compared to liking women? Honestly the fact that you chose to be gay in the first place boggles.
>>28216557
This man. So much.
What makes if worse is that I'm fat, (puts woken right off) and gay people give me 'the look'.
My life is suffering.
>>28217269
Also my mother keeps asking me why I don't have a gf or a bf.
My mother has got to the point where she doesn't care if I was gay or not, she just doesn't want me to be a lonely loser anymore.
Thanks mom. Thanks for the vote of confidence and 'support'.
>>28217266
>Because liking men is disadvantageous compared to liking women?
Literally how? Please don't tell me you want kids.
>>28217339
>not wanting to spread your seed into the future
Don't be a hedonist. My sperm must echo through time.
>>28217377
Enjoy your divorce, no custody, and child support.
>>28217437
the divorce rate in my country is pretty low, not everywhere is america
>>28216557
Just go gay familia you arent getting any sexier to women
JUST BECAUSE I FELL INTO BOIPUSSY THAT ONE TIME!!!!
>>28217604
This. At least you have SOMEONE who's interested in you.
>>28216857
look at literally every other post. the consensus is that i'm ugly as fuck.
>>28216819
nope
you know you're a robot when you've posted several hundred times and no one has ever recognized you
>>28215717
>how come you never had a gf
>all women i met are shit
>are you gay?
>No
>well at least you have your drawn girls with big boobs,
I love you mom
>>28215785
All i see is just that youre fat. Nothing abnormal about your face. Lose weight and enjoy your face gains.
>>28217604
>>28218172
>The "Just become gay" meme
Its so fucking retarded
I mean, when youre alone at your home it dosent fucking change the fact that you are still alone even if youre into dicks
>inb4 "we can chat through the internet"
Dosent change shit, youre still alone at home retard
>inb4 "we can exchange pics"
Congrats still alone in that flat you will never leave
>>28216557
>women rarely even glance at me
When they do i feel that they do it out of disgust or just to laugh.
>have shitty genetics that make all fat in my body gather in my hips and ass while my upper body is thin, my ass is literally wider than my shoulders
>would be OK if I looked like a twink, but I'm hairy as fuck and have a deep, imposing voice
It's like universe had plans for two different men and mixed them together into one abomination instead of making a proper fuccboi twink or a proper manly man.
I guess I should start lifting or something, no girl wants a guy with an ass thicker than her own.
>>28215925
No, it's hell. Being aro/ace makes you literally a robot. anons, the grass is most certainly NOT greener.
>>28215785
you sure post your face alot
>>28218961
>It's hell
It sounds awesome to me. Imagine having no tfw no bf/gf. Heaven
>>28215785
I want to punch you in the fat fucking face you normie, attention whoring pos
>>28215785
Work out and get into sport.
Your face fits the rugby/American football stereotype, bitches will lap that up.
