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would you rather be the guy or the girl?
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would you rather be the guy or the girl?
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>>28215382
neither, this looks disgusting
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>>28215382
Definitely the girl. I'm a submissive faggot with an oral fixation / humiliation fetish though
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>>28215382

Well at this point the only one that seems obtainable is the girl, so...
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>>28215410
This, it looks way too rough.

If it wasn't so rough, I would much rather be the girl
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>tfw tranny
>tfw pass
>tfw could possibly have everything a girl could ever wish for but my male soul still wants something more than mindless materialism and sex

Damn... I thought got over these feels....
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>>28215410
>>28215661
what about this one

do you want to be the girl or the guy?
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>>28215620
This.

If you posted a craigslist ad looking to do this to a girl, I guarantee you would not be able to find anyone unless you were willing to pay for it...On the other hand, if you posted an ad looking for guys to fuck your face, you would get multiple offers.
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y not both?
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>>28215703
Nah, still too forceful looking for my liking.

But if I had to choose... girl
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>>28215703

The girl.

I crave it, actually.
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>>28215382
Your future wife did this to please her lover, while she will not ever give you a blowjob.

You gotta pay, he gets it for free
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always the girl, always!
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I want to be the girl, but I'm straight. What the fuck is going on??
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>>28216425
>I want to be the girl, but I'm straight
>but I'm straight

I'm not so sure Anon...
Wanting your mouth filled with dick doesn't sound very straight to me...
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Throat sex seems so intimate.
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Pointless question. You can't change your gender robots. Stop pretending there's a choice.
I'm a guy, and though my life would probably have been infinitely easier as a woman, I'm not about to start wearing a dress. No, I'm going to shoot at various things, smash shit up occasionally, and make chauvinistic wisecracks like a man is supposed to.
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>>28216559

Having a dick in any orifice is pretty intimate.
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>>28216752
But throat sex seems even more so. Your face is like your identity and it's where all of your senses are.
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>>28216425
Too much hardcore porn.
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>>28215382
I'm a straight girl, and there's nothing that I desire more than knowing how it feels to have a real 3D dick and balls, and to fuck a girl hard and cum inside her orifices. I am very jealous of all of you for having the chance to experience that.
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>>28215703
Why do I desire this so badly?
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>>28216886
Can't you just use a strap on or something?

Surely it's something you can experience to some extent
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>>28217585
It's not the same if I can't feel real sensations and shoot real, thick cum. Besides it would be too lesbian and I'm not into that.
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>>28215382
Trick question. The correct answer is neither.
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>>28216886
I had a friend who was like this in high school
Your name doesn't start with an A, does it?
Although she was very into lesbian shit as well as the opposite
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>>28217615
Well, apparently there are guys out there who would be into it as well. You're right, it wouldn't be the same as the real thing but you could at least try to live out the fantasy
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>>28216886

I have a lesbian internet friend with extreme penis envy. One night we were chatting on Skype and she was asking me to describe how masturbation and ejaculation feels, then she asked me to jack off on cam for her to watch. It felt a little weird at first but I ended up cumming buckets with her watching. We usually do this once or twice a week now. Sometimes she will play with her boobs and moan while watching.
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>>28215703
this is lit

>>28215382
tfw you've done this to a girl
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>>28215382
>>28215703

Why would anyone be the girl? That doesn't look like fun for me at least, would rather have my dick sucked than suck dick.

/r9k/ is just broken, getting real sick of this tranny shit on this board when we have /lgbt/.
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>>28216062
>>28215703
Upside down throat fucking is so great because the guy's balls are right there in your face/nose and when he cums all of that mess flows all over, not to mention he gets easy access to your breasts
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Am I the only one who wants to be the couch?
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>>28218123
it looks sexy and awesome
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>>28218218

Yeah it does, but to be on the giving end, not the receiving end.
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>>28218306
i think the receiving end looks hotter to be honest with you senpai
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>>28215382
100% the girl no homo
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>>28215703
Source on this? I've searched but all I can find is some shitty knockoff not the original.
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>>28218516
it's really easy 2 find, im not gonna baby u
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>>28218123
I don't think you realize what self loathing really is. That would be the only kind of intimacy I deserve.
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>>28218993
Fuck I'm retarded. For some reason I didn't think you could reverse image search webms
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>>28215382
I'd be the potted plant fappingin the background
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>>28219039
i dont see how it's self-loathing, i just really like handsome cocks.
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>>28218161
Sauce? want to see it
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>>28215703
a frog's vocal sac comes to mind when i see this
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>>28216886
>having the chance to experience that
>implying robots have a chance
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>>28219211
Yes, you do. You just don't feel like making the effort to do it. For me, it's physically impossible. There is NOTHING I can do about it.
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>>28218123
It's because we're sexually submissive not necessarily trannies or gay.
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>>28219201
do you want to be the girl or the boy
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How can anyone respect themselves being fucked like that? You're just a piece of fucking meat. You don't deserve any respect or family.
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This shit is fucking disgusting, I don't understand why anyone would ever do it
The gagging sounds alone are enough to kill my boner
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>>28219259
I wanna the cameraman poking her throat with my pinkie
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>>28219236
>implying /r9k/ is voluntarily celibate
>implying you understand what its like to be creepy/ugly/manlet
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>>28219311
>>implying /r9k/ is voluntarily celibate
Anybody can have sex. I can guarantee you that some much uglier guys than you have had it, and without being wealthy.

>>implying you understand what its like to be creepy/ugly/manlet
I'm ugly, creepy, and small myself, so yes. But worse than all of that; I don't even have real male genitals and never will. You're super lucky and don't even realize it.
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>>28219297
there's only gagging noises if the penis leaves the throat. if it remains in the throat for the duration of all of the sex then there is no gagging.
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>>28219297
>He doesn't like gagging sounds
You can honestly watch this without getting turned on?
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2006637361
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>>28215382
do you have a link to full video?
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This looks fucking disgusting, how the HECK do people get off to this?
DO these people realize how ridiculous they look?
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>>28220004
it's hot. what's disgusting about it? i dont understand.
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>>28220043
LOOK AT THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS, THEY LOOK LIKE ANGRY PEOPLE WITH DOWNSYNDROME
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>>28220068
What the hot is wrong with you? It's hot as hell.
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>>28220083
>tfw you will never be able to deepthroat a woman because your dick is too small
Why delete this? Too shameful?
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>>28220456
>What the fuck

Autofixed.
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>>28220486
No, I have deleted the wrong post.
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I'd wanna be the girl honestly. I honestly wish I was an ugly girl at the least. I feel like I'd be happier.
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