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height is even a bigger fraud than penis size
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After college, I went to some D-league try outs. I'm really 5'8, but they kept listing me at 5'11. Their was even one try out where the guy wasn't even using a measuring tape or tool, he was just asking guys their height, so I told him 5'10, then he said to me "are you sure your not 6'0", I told him no, but if I said yeah, he wouldn't have had a problem in listing me at 6'0.

I also went to some arena football league tryouts, and they were alot more concerned about being accurate, they listed me at 5'8.25

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>>28215247
Honestly, I believe it. Before I came to 4chan, everyone in my life was telling me how tall I was all the time. Now I'm the King of Manlets.

5'10.
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>>28215247
Yep. I'm 5'11" and a lot of guys who are shorter than me claim to be 6'.
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>ITT: manlet back patting
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>>28215408
uggo lanklet detected
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I'm 6'2 and an unbelievable amount of guys easily 4 inches shorter than me claim to be 6'2 all the time and I have to ask them if they really think I'm 6'7 or some shit. It kinda like how most guys will press the ruler into the base of their cock to gain that extra inch.
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>>28215281
>>28215408

5'10 is tall

71 inches or 5'11 is the 75th percentile for 20yo males.

http://www.cdc.gov/growthcharts/data/set1clinical/cj41c021.pdf

Which means that at any given moment you're taller than 3/4 of the sample size or only 25 out of 100 record an higher measurement.

6'3 or 75 inches is listed as 95th percentile which means 5 in 100 are 6'3 or taller, five in an hundred.
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>>28215247
They do that all the time in basketball to make players seem more valuable than they really are. Players lie because it makes them more money, and coaches lie because it gives them more buying power in trades and whatnot.
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>>28215247
>be 5'11
>out and about doing stuff
>NBA scout approaches me and asks if I play basketball
>a little bit
>offers me a 10 million dollar contract to play for the Lakers
>turn it down because I couldn't handle the pressure
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>>28215614
>Lakers

Dodged a bullet desu
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>>28215501
Yeah im 6"1 and i dont lie about it but see homies doing the same shit. Also i see manlets with girls all the time and i have never had a gf
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>>28215281
its a god damn meme, its like living your life thinking your cat wants to 'haz cheezeburger' or asking if this particular helicopter is a roflcopter you fucking dolt holy shit
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>>28215629
this, so much this.

it's weird, like..today is caturday in one half of the world, yet i see no cats? weirrrd.
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do none of you own a tape measure? takes a whole 30 seconds to figure how tall you are. idk how finding your actual height was some let down it just makes you sound retarded
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>>28215629
I'm not interested in sex or relationships so I've never cared that I'm tall beyond being able to reach high stuff.
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>>28215671
you gotta wait till its caturday in the right part of the world, that doesn't necessaries mean manlets have gfs.
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I'm 5'10-11, most people my height claim 6'0 or even 6'1 occasionally
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I'm 5'9 and a lot of people say I'm tall as fuck. I don't see it honestly. Then again, the people who say that tend to be small Mexican ladies.
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>>28216173

Same height and same thing happens to me. I even joked around once calling myself short and my co workers were like uhh what you're pretty tall man.
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>>28215247
In sports lots of people exaggerate their height and weight to be a more attractive prospect
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>mfw i hear 5'8 a turbomanlet claim to be "just under 6 ft" because he thinks that makes it more believeable
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Penis size IS the biggest fraud.

I'm 9 inches (literally, give me skype and I'll flop it out on cam for you) and no one gives a single fuck, it doesn't help with anything.

It's a little pathetic how I have a dick that big but I'm still a virgin.
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>know I'm 6'2
>Go on one of those height/weight measurement machines
>records my height as 6'5 and three stones heavier then when I weighed myself earlier

Such a weird feeling. Pretty funny actually. The machine thinking I'm a fucking giant.
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People lie about their height all the time. Worse yet, people are generally shit at telling people's heights. The result you get is a disproportionate amount of men who are "6'0", just like how all the high schoolers here just happen to be over the bar at "18".
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>>28215614
Not the san antonio spurs? goml
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>>28216386
bernd.lauert159
or
berndlauert159 (not sure which it is)
I'm waiting
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>>28216386
if a girl actually saw your dick she'd assume it was 12 inches and probably tell others girl who would want to see it too.

dont underplay how you won a part of the genetic lottery
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>>28215281
same here, i'm close to 5'11, and i'm actually 6' with shoes, i'm taller than about 80% of people i see on the street
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>>28215408

I am a GENUINE manlet at 5'4" AND I have a MINUSCULE penis.

I am the true Robot, you are just fakers, African fakers! go back to Congo!
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>>28216607
Will add you when I get home.

>>28216634
This assumes a girl cares enough about penis size to look past an ugly ass dude.
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>>28216650
>same here, i'm close to 5'11, and i'm actually 6' with shoes, i'm taller than about 80% of people i see on the street


See my post here>>28215557
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>>28216689
>fake robots get out REEEE
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>>28216498
Or how everyone on the internet sport an eight by six.
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>>28216689
I ain't from africa you from africa you african booty scratcher!
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what does 5 foot 8 even mean?

how big are the feet?

why isn't it " 5 feet 8" if there's 5 of them?

what does the 8 stand for, the number of fingers? or the shoe size of the foot?
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>>28218355
Non imperial measurement units

1 foot= 12 inches

so if someone is "5 foot 8" (5'8), they are 68 inches tall total.

if u is serious
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>>28216173
Same thing.
Me: Im 5'11
Titty monster at work: Are you sure your not at least 6'2?
On that note at 5'11 its uncommon to meet someone taller than me.
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>>28219377
Post pics or it never happened.
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