ITT:
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
You are currently reading a thread in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
It's 2039
So glad tump saved the planet
Renamed the world planet america
Stopped climate change
Found the key to infinite energy
Started space colonies
Made anime real
Defeated bane
Slew a dragon
And killed the antichrist (hillary)
Man, things seemed bad back in 2016 but they turned out alright
>>28213436
I'm 46 years old
>>28213474
Why would you want to defeat Bane? He's a good guy4u
>2016 was 400 years ago
>just
>just
>just
>just
...
>>28213436
Hopefully I will be able to take part in world war 3
Oh, what's that? The void is nice? Indeed it is!
There are people who are heterophobic, come on fellows, it's 2039. We should be accepting of all sexualities
>>28213436
>implying I am still alive
>tfw no friends
>tfw alone
>tfw most meds don't work
>meds that do work are addictive and doctors don't want me to use them for longer than a few weeks
>tfw not even a mental hospital could fix me
k i l l m e
>>28213436
>wake up
>kiss my wife good morning
>get ready for work
>drive to Langley in my self driving car
>I work at the CIA's Psionic Division
>mfw my job is to test applicants for psychokinesis
>Check the news on my cerebral implant during lunch
>hmm more riots in the UK after the government collapsed
>notmyjob.jpg
>done with work, pick up some holographic movies on the way home
>wife made great dinner, I can afford actual vegetables instead of synthetic replacements
>watch movie, go to sleep
I'm thinking the future would be technologically advanced but infrastructure would remain about the same as well as a the majority of social customs
Everyone here is still a NEET virgin.
>>28213539
oh I forgot
>tfw landlord will kick me out in 3 months because I took a break from studying(had to because of the mental hospital)
I will probably jump out of my window on the last day
wow, absolutely nothing significant has changed
OR
robot waifus become a cheap commodity and M00t is forced to close down r9k (and most of 4chan frankly)
>>28213436
I'm 49.
If I make it that far.
dude I've like already been raped by muslims 16 times today
>>28213545
Why the fuck would UK collapse
writing non-nongendered, above-race, unipeople jokes on a chain strength forum
>>28213618
Surveillance, immigrants, economic woes due to overcrowding and stress of benefits being doled out to said immigrants. There are places in the UK where shariah law is literally I place already so in 20 years, 3rd or 4th generation immigrants are more likely to be radicalized by Islam than so called ISIS bogeymen from the Middle East
Anyone else getting bad wifi connection in their Google brain implants? I don't want to miss Overlord Pichai's daily prayer call.
>I am a high ranking official of the State Police Department
>I'm corrupt and run a criminal enterprise and I'm going to finally finish plans to rob a major bank
>Will still feel empty and save the majority of my salary
>>28213659
I live here, stop listening to memes, at best we'll have some unrest and a far right government that makes immigrants want to leave, at worst we'll have a civil war which is kind of our thing anyway and then have a new government and pure society
>>28213503
We're closer to 2061 than we are to 2016
>>28213659
>there are places in the UK where shariah law is literally in place
Yeah, Jamal and Ahmed harassing you for eating pork is totally the same as full-on shariah law. Stop falling for the Farage memes and use some common sense.
Let's be realistic - there will probably be race riots in Europe over the next thirty years, but it's not like the UK will turn into a caliphate.
>>28213694
Shut the fuck up dude it's not 2022 anymore back when you guys had a chance, the U.K. is finished.
It's current year.
Guys i'm 50 and kissles virgin, do you think I should go to a hooker?
I already asked in other places but pretty much everyone said no and that I should keep it for the special first moment but man i swear people, especially assigned females at birth, have been telling me that same thing for 30 years now!
>>28213750
Learn your history m8, the uk left the EU in 2016 and then went from strength to strength, immigration was curbed and benefits were cut meaning the immigrants left to mainland Europe which collapsed under its own retarded policies
>>28213774
You'll die of some virus well before then
I'm predicting Zika virus is the first of such a global initiative to reduce population.
I was raped constantly today by people looking at me. Then a Muslim screamed ALLAH AKBAR and beheaded a 5 year old.
>>28213793
Oh lol sorry I just do synth drugs and eat free 3D printed food I never went to school
>>28213436
My parents are safely in retirement. Time to commit suicide, hip, hip, hooray!
*isn't here because he killed himself roughly 20 years ago*
>>28213876
23 years to be exact
>>28213436
I want hiro junior to open /wiz
its been 29 years since normies took over r9k
if he doesnt do anything about it i swear im leaving next year
>>28213876
I know 2039 is 23 years from now, I'm just saying that I'll probably kill myself within the next 3 or 4 years or so, not necessarily this year
jesus, do you think I can't do basic math? fucking hell
>>28213987
...and i went and replied to the wrong post.
well that's just the cherry on top of a shit cake, isn't it? fuck life, fuck the universe, i give up
>2039
>Living in Sharia Inclusion Zone 64
>white cis male
>be assigned class F housing
>live in a shed made from corrugated iron
>alarm sounds at 5:30 am
>Off to work down McJihad
>walk for 15 miles in my headscarf looking down at the floor
>don't want to offend asphaltkin so keep eyes closed
>forget that this is ableist to blind people
>stopped by Political Correctness Enforcement Persyn
>lectured for 15 minutes about how I'm disgusting filth and a waste of oxygen
>receive $200 fine, which increases to $800 after my privilege is taken into account
>muslim passes
>white qt on a chain behind him
>she's being executed for blasphemy after she burned a pancake and it looked like muhammad
>walk away as the first stones connect with her head
>say "Islam is such a peaceful religion" so as not to offend nearby islamkin
>arrive at work
>serve sandniggers all day
>threatened with AK47 after I forget someone's extra ketchup
>get paid $0.30/hr after privilege tax
>walk home (only minorities of class 3 and above allowed to use transport)
>eat daily serving of vegan ration pack
>tastes like shit but I can't complain, or I will be shot for hate speech
>switch on government-issue Information Screen
>watch compulsory 30 minute speech by our High Loryd Almyghty Big Red (PBUH)
>Thrilling discussion of the issues faced by women of color
>doze off in my chair
>wake to the sound of sirens
>Unrest Containment Initiative has detected that I didn't listen to a woman when she was talking
>Rape Alarm sounds
>Taken away by the UCI
>Shot at dawn the following day
what model of robot girlfriends do you guys have? i customized mine and i think i screwed up her programming. i tried to to customize her fart settings by upping the number of her daily farts because lol farts, but now she's farting every 45 seconds
what do?
>>28213599
why are the ice cubes orange
>>28213436
>hey billy come here
>did i ever tell you about that place i used to visit all the time, what was the name?
tumblr?
>no, it wasnt tumblr. It was like tumblr but the opposite
reddit?
>no, no it wasnt reddit, we made fun of them all the time
9gag
>hmmmm, i remember it had a number and people tried to turn it into a social movement
>you are right, it must have been 9gag, i usd to post in 9gags robot board all the time
>>28214030
>2039
>using clear ice cubes
IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR
>>28213436
I'm gonna party like it's twenty thrity-nine
>>28213436
>>>>if you weren't on 4chan from atleast the 2020s you are a newxhe and need to MOVE SELF
ORLANDO COBRA
>>28213987
I was saying you should kill yourself now m8
I killed myself in 2020 on my 30th birthday.
>>28213436
seriously though, where are we supposed to go when this happens?
im not sure i could stay on 4chan with all the stupid teens and twenty somethings and their rapidly evolving mememe culture.
>its 2039
hey guys i just read on GRRMS blog that he hopes to have TWoW out by 2040!
>>28214271
Probably won't have any problem finding a chat room for whatever your interests are
>>28213436
>deceased
this is my answer to you friend
www facebook com/NEETsfromtheUnderground/
hello i make fb page
please leave a like or subscribe xD
>>28213436
Hey guys what do you think of the next Marvel movie?
>>28214341
See >>28214036, you cock.
>>28214341
>>28214383
its great page imo
>>28214341
amazing page
>>28213498
They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.This comment was not original.
>>28214985
Always thought that was bullshit. How do they know the CIA guy wasn't lying about the flight plan listing only one of them?
>tfw no gf
originalbloxakjgakurb
>>28215074
I don't know man. You should ask Chris Nolan or a Banescholar not a hapless anon. I think it was just insurance.
