Gay feels
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Who /fag/ here?
>find someone I like
>relationship for a year
>it isn't perfect, but it's definitely the happiest and most fulfilled I've ever felt
>he turns out to be a liar
>I end it
>four months later, I'm still thinking about him, despite him being a shithead and ruining everything
>he's back on grindr after about a week, doesn't even try to get me back
>I have no drive to date or hookup or anything, I'm arguable better looking, but insecure now.
>try to use it as motivation to pull my life around, start going to gym, volunteering, but it all fades away
>check his Facebook last night
>only a few public posts, the only ones I can see since we deleted each other
>there's one from a year and a half ago I hadn't seen
>"went on a date with an amazing guy last night We got pizza and listened to a band, went to the mountains and walked around a lake under the stars, then back to my place and watched a movie. Perfect night!"
>it was me
>>28211413
Fuck off.
I'm gay, but you're such a fucking normie it makes me sick
>>28211447
T-thanks, you too, friend
>>28211413
I have never been in a relationship with a human being. Im bisexual and all I fucking want is love and friends
>Literally all gay people seem to want is sex
>I'm too ugly to even have sex with anyone apart from some very very desperate old men with HIV
just fucking end me haha
Anyone here from Atlanta? I'm too scared to fuck a random person from grindr or whatever, would rather try out having a relationship instead
>>28211413
>>>/lgbt/
get back to your concentration board, homo.
>>28211640
Which is worse, you or me? I'm good looking enough to have sex, but I'm insecure or some shit so I have lately had fucking triple attack of ed, premature, and no libido. So now I'm too scared and have too little desire to go out and fuck, but I still feel like I'm missing out and a loser.
>tfw love my cute boyfriend
>tfw going to meet him irl one day
>tfw going tokisshim all the time
>tfw going to go out shopping with him
>tfw going to just walk around outside and explore comfy areas
>tfw going to play vidya together
>tfw going to fall asleep cuddling
>tfw going to wake up earlier than him and give him a big kissto wake him up
>tfw going to share laughs and good times with each other
>tfw going to be as happy as humanly possible
>>28211624
I'll be your friend. It would be the first time I ever made friends with a robot.
>>28211825
W-what country are you from?
I met some guy who had literally everything in common with me, he was the cute fun-sized sub and I was the tall dom.
We had plans to meet. For some reason he lost all interest and that was that.
Gosh, I know I could easily get a guy to fuck me and be my bf because I'm actually attractive with a nice body but I just lack social skills.
>>28212051
The United States of Trump
>>28212099
Aw
I have an Internet bf who says this stuff to me a lot.
He loves trump too. Sure you aren't from le spanish-y country?
I met a cute guy on omegle. So sweet, and loving. I now know for certain I'm a bisex degenerate.
>we will never meet
>he could never love me because I'm way below his league
>>28212139
>are you sure you are from the country you say you are from
What kind of question is this?
What kind of person would want to date someone who is this dumb?
*pulls out a gun and shoots you*
>>28212184
*disappears and reappears behind you*
Heh, too slow
>tfw gay friendless neet virgin
>these threads are always full of normies
>>28212577
h-hey, wanna hold hands for ten second?
>>28212577
The simple truth is that it's easier to get sex as a faggot. Doesn't make feels any easier for anybody, but I think that's why people complain about normies more in these threads.
I'm a fag, but a scared-fag. I'm scared to go into a gay bar and its people who smoke meth, that one doesn't work for me, unless they're enticing enough.
>>28211413
>Bf lies to me
>cheats on me
>lies about cheating
>doesn't say sorry, doesn't try to fix things
Months later:
>his grindr profile now reads "I'm one of those nice guys you hear about"
Fag bump
>>28211916
I would be homered. Sorry I fell asleep
>>28211413
>he turns out to be a liar
Welcome to literally EVERY SINGLE GAY RELATIONSHIT IN HISTORY. Word of advice. Just get the fuck out now and become a hermit. It's NEVER going to get better. Ever. Robots bitch about women constantly. They have no concept of how much of an exploding shit-filled cancerous tumor gay men are.
>Literally all gay people seem to want is sex
>Most are degenerates
>More so than women
Why would anyone want to be exclusively gay
>>28214796
becoming a fag was my last hope, don't do this to me
>>28211413
>had bf when I was 15 who was 17, for two weeks
>never went further than kissing once
>found out he just wanted to fuck me because I looked like a 10 year old
>>28214888
Stick with women. They're infinitely better. Personally, I'll never date again until I meet a man who can pass my VERY LIBERAL morality testwhich means I'll die alone because all men are shit.
>>28214796
I'm not like that. He fucked me over, but if I'm not that bad, there has to be in theory other gays out there that aren't shitheads.
>>28216126
Yeah, there are a few homely ones. But there are exactly zero who are attractive, which only proves that all men are shit and the ugly ones just compensate for not being attractive enough to slut it up 24/7.
Let's have us a good ol fagdrag
>>28211447
This
Just fuxking get out NORMALFAG
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU DONT BELONG HERE, YOU ARENT A GAY ROBOT, GO BACK TO LBGT
>>28216244
This is so fucking true.
Chad is the equivalent of a degenerate in a heterosexual society.
But in a gay world, the only ones who are not sluts, are the ones who are so ugly, nobody would stick they dick on them.
>>28211413
>tfw can't stop fapping to gay porn even though you know you're getting off on the paid misery of all actors involved
Holy fuck I need something else to do, this is pure animal-tier behavior
>>28216244
Still not quite true. They're just already taken usually.
>>28216985
>not watching amateur porn
You brought this to yourself.
>>28211413
>Good looking gayfag
>muhh I could rape the fuck out of any guy I want to, but I'm scared
go die
>>28211413
>he turns out to be a liar
What did he that was so bad you relationship broke?
>>28217261
Was trying to hook up with people on a vacation. Also a lot of other lies. You can't do a relationship with someone who lies, it just doesn't work.
>>28217196
>muhhh oversimplification
K.
>>28211413
>>28214796
That's what I'm afraid of most in the idea trying to put myself out there - the guy I've probably was interested in most since coming to uni turned out to be a complete asshat. We bumped into each other at a club a couple of weeks after he got a boyfriend, and he goes on about how much we should've been a thing, and was willing to cheat on his boyfriend there and then with me.
Being lonely is one thing, but being betrayed must be a whole different level. I feel bad for his boyfriend - he probably doesn't know he's dating a cheating bastard
>>28214756
Homered?
How would you like to chat? Skype?
>>28217813
Being alone is better. I've been both for decades and gay men just aren't worth the trouble. In fact, men in general aren't good for shit except sex and general labor. If you need a whore or a slave, men are useful. Otherwise, they're shit. And they're certainly no goddamned good for relationships.
>>28212703
It is easier to get sex for some faggots. Others get no sex at all and have to deal with because they eventually hit gay death and will die alone.
>>28217926
Does that include the gay men who want romance over sex? I'd rather be asexual and have a great homoromantic relationship than homosexual and just hop on dicks for the sole purpose of hopping on dicks
>>28218009
>Does that include the gay men who want romance over sex?
I suppose if you like uggos. But mark my words, the second they think someone is attracted to them, they'll try to whore around like all other men. Men are and forever will be shit.
>I'd rather be asexual and have a great homoromantic relationship than homosexual and just hop on dicks for the sole purpose of hopping on dicks
That's not probably, but absolutely because you're unattractive. There is no such thing as an attractive gay man who isn't a slut. Period. Not one. Or if there is, they're so rare they may as well not.
>>28218319
>because you're unattractive
Love you too Anon <3
>>28218319
This is mostly true. The problem is that gays who are involved in "gay culture" have to fuck. Every gay organization for anyone over 14 will focus on HIV and have STD tests. Gay is all about sexual liberty and dick sucking.
>>28211640
Iktf, anon. There is no place of us in this world.
>>28212577
Same here, friend. I wish the normalfags would migrate to /cuteboys/.
TFW no friends and no BF
>>28214756
Sleepy Anon, where did you go?
Yo who /str8crush/ here
I just want a scruffy skinny bf I can bake for every day and then we can get stoned and watch anime in bed and he'll fall asleep and use my lap as a pillow qq
>>28219794
The great majority of them.
>>28219794
I was about to type that I used to be a lot worse, but I'm still really bad.
I went to this get together a while back where everyone was doing ecstacy and I ended up on the floor cuddling and holding hands with this adorable guy I'd only just met who was my type and it was so cute, but then morning came and shite went back to normal and it took me like a month to get over him
>>28211413
>I ended it but want him to ask me out again
Such bait.
>tfw will never cuddle with a skelly robot boy
>>28211413
>"went on a date with an amazing guy last night We got pizza and listened to a band, went to the mountains and walked around a lake under the stars, then back to my place and watched a movie. Perfect night!"
It's like gays are almost normal people.
>>28222513
hi how's your night
>>28222566
>It's almost like gays are normalfags
ftfy, senpai.
>>28222577
Depressing like every other night, wishing I had someone in my life.
How's yours?
>>28222651
still haven't eaten which is something i should do
otherwise okay
>>28222566
I just tried to have a nice night out, also a cheap night out.
>>28222665
How skelly are you gaybot?
>>28222753
6'2" and 150, wew
>>28222566
gays are considered normie now
transfolk are the new outcasts
>>28222778
Oh wow, you're a tall skelly.
>>28222865
yes
it sucks as a bottom
>>28222778
Are we twins? I'm the same height and 149 lbs
>>28222888
That could make it complicated. Are you strictly a bottom?Nice trips
>>28222566
Don't be fooled. They're only normalfags because everyone is a slut now.
>>28211677
im from atlanta, mainly the suburbs though.
Oh look, another gay thread turns to shit when closeted virgin self homophobes who never really accepted they were fag sand still wishes they could turn straight so daddy would love them, rant about shit they don't know anything about because they're basenent dwellers with zero social experience and absolutely no grasp of how human interaction supposedly works
I wonder if the frustration I feel while reading through these replies is similar to that of a female reading misogynistic threads in here...
Pro tip: you know what being gay in the west is? Unless you live in a fucked up city, poor country or medieval place, being gay is just like being a straight person. We face different challenges but in the same respects and intensities. Relationship for us is as hard and complicated as it is ti straights, and so is fidelity, aging, socializing, and dating. You're the type of person who likes to victimize yourself, and would probably find new reasons to wallow in self-pity even if you were straight. I feel nothing but contempt for this kind of attitude and i hope one day you'll be able to come in tterms with your sexuality.
>>28223326
people in this thread are being kinder to OP than 95% of OPs on this board. who's got the victim complex exactly?
>>28223326
Literally not one word of this retarded rant was based on reality. Get your head out of your ass.
Since sleepy anon never came back. Who wants a friend? I'm feeling adventurous and need social interaction. Plus I want to see if adding robots is really as bad as the steamfags here, and /v/ say it is.
>>28224025
>>28224061
adventurous? you just wrote the same thing twice. repetition is the antithesis of adventure.
>>28224083
I had to correct a spelling error.
>>28211413
>too ugly for random hookups
>too boring for a real relationship
>>28224181
it wasn't a spelling error. you omitted the word "never." i agree that a correction was warranted since it flipped the entire meaning of the post, but i'm a very careful person. very unadventurous. boring. just
like
YOU.
>>28211413
>hooked up with a guy once
>hinted that I should make myself absent at 4 in the morning
>loved it in some ways
>hate it any myself in every other
>tfw too fat for hookups
>don't really want to do that again anyway
>could get in shape and maybe try for a real relationship
>could have him turn out to be a cheating scumbag after a few months of happiness and waiting for the inevitable other foot to drop
>easier just to keep eating garbage and die at 30-something
tee hee. hee.
tee hee heeeee hehehehe
tee hee.GAY PEOPLE DO PENIS IN THE BUTT!
tee heheheheeee!! tee hee!!
>tfw all the good people strictly lurk
Who /faggotButStillAVirgin/ here?
>>28225640
>Who /faggotButStillAVirgin/ here?
The worst feel. Everyone says getting laid as a faggot is easy, but I'm still a kv.
>>28225697
I'm just too unconfident to even try, and I'm kind of scared of getting stds from random guys
>>28225806
I would be if any guy were willing to fuck me, but they aren't so I don't even have to worry about it.
Go get laid after spending 3 seconds online you cunts and have society worship you for being so speshul
Fuck I hate you faggots thinking you could ever be robots. Go back to /lgbt/, you have your own designated shithole
Gays are all normalfags. Every single one of you
>>28225806
In a similar boat here. I don't even know how to talk to other gay guys.
Do you just say hey let's fuck or is there game like with women? At what point does saying shit like that brand you as a perv or creep instead of a dude just looking for sex?
>>28225868
You could get laid too if you wanted to fuck an obese hooker with three kids and four stds. But you're too good for that aren't you? Only a virgin with neoconservative values is worthy of your cock.
>>28225916
no one here even knows where to find a hooker, and you have a far easier time of it with grinder tinder what the fuck ever
Straight crush senpai
KV as shit too. When does it stop? He's like my best friend
Hello future AIDS patients
>>28226580
Jokes on you, I'll never have sex;;
>tfw transgender
>tfw can't transition into preferred gender
just let me suffer the way i want to suffer...
>>28224279
Okay then. Want to be boring together?
>tfw saturday morning and all alone
>tfw every other gay guy has a bf
>>28212238
Sorry kid.
R9gay, r9gay!
Am I cute or should I just kill myself?
>>28229389
You look like a fatter version of me.
So not cute; better to just kill yourself.
>>28229410
Ah... Oh well, back to my eternal slumber I guess
FUCK, that feel when the people in this thread sound like ideal partners but you're not gay.
Gays don't do monogamy. I'm friends with 3 gay couples.
Wanna guess how many of those are "open relationships"?
Yet here I am trying to find 1 nice guy who doesn't want to suck every dick in a 10 mile radius.
Women are mostly disloyal whores will cheat on you with Chad, but at least slut shaming exists which stops some of them. Slut shaming not only doesn't exist in gay culture, but in actual fact, slut encouragement is the norm. You're "weird" if you don't do it.
It's going to be even worse when you're 35 or 40 and those guys who are willing to settle down have done exactly what the slut women on the cock carousel have done. They no longer have the looks to pull it off so they are forced to settle.
Seriously, fuck the gay community.
>>28229632
Oh god please shut the fuck up.
When was the last time you left your bassment? Stop talking shit you so obviously don't know of. 3 gay friends? That's very impressive for a self hating faggot "being gay sucks" such as yourself and other hopeless cases in this thread.
Take your head out of YOUR ass and leave your house for a couple of minutes per week to have a more realistic idea, you inbred equivalent of the "women are all whores" stupid fucking robot.
I know several long term couples, the longest I've know is 7 fucking years counting from the official marriage, because they've been together since the 90's. I myself was in a long relationship for 3 years, which ended because he moved away back to europe. Self hating faggots like you make me sick.
>>28229389
You're actually cute.
>>28223419
Im not talking about op. i'm talking about these jerks: >>28218928
>>28218319
>>28217989
>>28217926
>>28217813
>>28216755
>>28216244
>>28214922
>>28214829
>>28214796
>>28213281
>>28211640
>>28229831
>implying implications
I'm a normie you fucking moron. I'm always socializing with faggots, and they're all degenerate cheats
>I know several long term couples
They're all cheating on each other by the way.
>since the 90s
Oh look, they aren't young enough to fuck around anymore. What a shocker! You sure showed me!
> I myself was in a long relationship for 3 years
He was sucking dick on the side. Congratulations on being a real life cuck.
>self hating
Is this some projection?
Hating the majority of faggots =/= hating being a faggot. Not very intelligent are you?
Truth hurts, doesn't it? Fucking degenerate.
>>28229888
:3c
touchy huh
>>28229831
Oh... Thank you! ;_;
Originaldo
>>28211413
>think gay relationship would be fun to try out
>pretty certain that I could live with self shame and ostrazation from my xenophobic culture
>still consider self kinda straight
why cant I travel away to cuddle with a cute dutch boy
>>28229389
Pretty cute desu, senpai.
Describe your personality + hobbies so we can decide if you're bf material.
>>28230077
Uum.
I like to pretend I'm cute, I make jokes out of almost anything because I can't cope with reality. My humour is super dry.
I like video games, writing, Japan, martial arts and card games. In other words. I'm a piece of shit.
>>28230068
>xenophobic culture
>dutch
What're you talking about we aren't xenophobic at all.
>>28230451
I'm not dutch. And thats exactly why I wanna go there,
>Wanted to suck cock for 6 or 7 years now, too much of a pussy to try
>Never attracted to the rest of men's bodies, so think it may just be a phase or from spending too much time online
>Realise recently that I've slowly become attracted to more
>Big strong hands, thick things, a nice chest etc
>Still too pussy to do anything
Life sucks
>>28230649
I'm sort of like you, but in terms of feet. I want to worship a guy's feet, but I am not attracted to anything else on a guy's body.
I also think you and I look for different types of guys. I am only into twinkish emo, scene or skater guys with long hair.
>>28230707
Yeah definitely different. I like well built guys that can totally overpower me if they wanted.
>>28211825
>Boyfriend of a year just blocked me out of nowhere to get back with his ex
>This post made me start sobbing uncontrollably
What is the most painless way to kill myself? I've been thinking about car fumes in a garage but I'm not sure how effective it is...
>>28230768
If you're sick of life, at least make some other robots happy by becoming their cumdump. Don't be selfish.
>>28230748
Well, I guess we have the desire to be overpowered in common. I don't think the guys I'm into could necessarily overpower me physically if they wanted, but I would just let them dominate me anyways. Part of the kink for me is being dominated by another guy.
>>28229869
They could just kill themselves, would help a lot.
>>28211825
>one day
As in, never?
If there's no proper plans for it and you keep saying ''someday I guess'', it ain't happening.Cuck
Not gay, but I'm super-twink mode.
How do I stop fags from hitting on me, it really bothers me.
>>28211825
give him the cum for me
>>28229888
>They're all cheating on each other by the way.
Whos implying now, faggot?
You're far too bitter to be a normal, fuckface. Whats the matter? You never recoveres from your highschool straight crush? Or daddy didn't touch your weiner like you so desperately wanted him to?
Jump from the nearest bridge as soon as possible, please.
figured out the guy who i wanna get with is also down to get with me at this big party in two weeks :))))
>>28232137
Well first thing you have to do is post ur twink body, so we know what we're dealing with.
