>Chadisburg in sight
>Permission to advance,sir.
>The Chads do not suspect anything.
>All clear.
>Awaiting orders.
>>28209353
>R A Z E
>>28209494
Sir,shouldn't we take prisoners?
W-what about the Stacys?
>>28209566
No natives of Chadisburg will be spared
>>28209353
>th-they-they're looking at us
>They-they are laughing and pointing
And all the robots moped back hom.
>>28209638
>can't even spell the word home
>>28209692
>y-y-you, t-too
>Um, um, uh, OK?
Will nonchad normies be spared?
>>28209620
Remember, Boys, Just be yourselves!
I'll handle the Staceys, you guys take out the Chads!
>>28209942
Chad corruption is absolute, corporal. One can not survive the touch of Chad unscathed. We cleanse in the name of mercy. Report to the onsite Ordos Chadus offices and record your inquiry for further investigation.
Mount a siege famalam. We're going to need seige towers and a battering ram to march upon Chadisburg
>>28210072
LIEUTENANT FROG REPORTING IN
THE CHADS ARE ADVANCING
I NEED ORDERS
>>28210136
Frontline focus fire.
Second line, prepare to advance on command.
Artillery, shake them out of cover.
They will advance relentlessly, foregoing any tactical withdrawal. Once they trigger the mines withdraw and airstrike.
>>28210506
Great plan captain, now we just sit an-
THE CHADS ARE ATTACKING IN THE BACK CAPTAIN, THEY INFILTRATED US. OUR OWN MEN ARE TURNING ON US LIKE CHADS, SEND BACKU-
how do we stop our comrades from simply turning their weapons on themselves?
PISS BAGS AT THE READY LADS
SEND IN THE BMW'S CREWED BY SUPREME GENTLEMEN
>>28209353
>implying a robot army would work
>implying we would communicate with eachother
>>28210582
I'm sorry for what I'm about to do.
There is no hope fellow robot.
Sir, we need an airstrike quick.let's blast these fuckers to inferno
>>28210646
Us failed normies will protect you. Unless the enemy starts calling me ugly then I'll get depressed and probably take a nap.
>>28210582
ARMORED DIVISION RAM INTO THE CHADS
SURROUND OUR TROOPS AND PROVIDE COVER
>>28210880
NOT YET GET THEM IN AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE
>>28210582
I've got the helium, everyone grab a bag
7TH LINE OF ROBOTEERS PREPARING TO HOLD OFF THE TYRONE ADVANCE! SEND IN THE CAVALRY!!!!!!
Alright, let's arty the shit outta the town center, tanks move in on their flank quick.
Planes are gonna disrupt their power sources while our strike force goes in to sweep up behind the tanks.
>>28211068
CHARGE!!! 'Allahu Akbar
>>28212133
'Allahu Akbar!!Charge my mujahedeen!
>our meme weapons are not working sir.
>Chads are opening staceys' legs and pounding them to mock us.
I'm not Chad enough for the Chads but I'm too normie to be a robot.
Feelsbadman.tiff
It's been an honor serving with you,supremegentlemen.
Tell my waifu that I love her.
>>28212208
Noooooooooooo!!!
Cavalry,hold back the feels! And where the hell are the goddamned stalkers!!!
>>28211911
flank destroyed
>>28212808
Good job,soldier!
>>28212542
Don't lose hope just yet.We will die fighting.We'll fill those fuckers up with lead.Common,robots, to GLORY!!!
>chad defenses annihilated
>victory parade in progress
>reporting anomalous behavior from Stacys
>they surrendered once the Chads were routed and began providing support instead
>requesting orders on how to deal with the unexpected situation
>>28209353
reporting for duty el capitan, may we gas the normies now?
>>28209353
>you will never be an officer in the glorious Deathkorps of Kreig
>you till never delight in sending your troops to their death in the name of the Emperor
>you will never be able to afford the fucking miniatures
feels bad
>>28213574
pick your stacyfu, soldier
>>28212239
You're a recruit for the undercover corps.
>>28212569
Anti-feel team inbound.Bring out the supersonic dick removers,turn them into failures.
>>28213614
>implying you shouldn't exclusively play Ork pirates
Youz gon have a bad time
