ANON'S PLAYING WITH HIS GAMEBOY
>>28208549
No one likes a tattle tale
>>28208549
Yeah, it's the one my dad bought me.
My dad bought me this gameboy, Jamal.
>>28208549
TEACHER THAT'S NOT FAIR JAMAL DIDN'T EVEN TAKE ANY NOTES
>>28208549
you fucking cunt I'm going to cut you at recess
No one likes a tattle tale, but Chad tattled am the time and no one seemed to mind
If I tried to employ his strategy against him I would get scorned
>>28208549
It's called a Pip-Boy dumbfuck
Prepared for the Future
Lmao y u gotta play a nigga like that jamal baka desu senpai we wuz family n sheeeit
>>28210631
Oh my god you just reminded me of so many repressed childhood memories.
Now I'm stewing in impotent rage.
*unsheathes glock*
>umumumumuuu I'm tellinggggg
>I'm telling the teacher on youuu
beat it tyrone
>Uouououououo lero lero cantinero.
I hope I'm not the only one who remembers this.
>>28210963
I'm like 90% sure that this:
>>28210835
Is the English version of that.
Fucking UMUMUMUMUM
>>28210986
So you have heard the Spanish version? I remember that they would also do some sort of hand movement too. Oh man it's been so long since I was a kid.
>tfw played Pokemon Emerald in 6th grade
>someone told the teacher
baka Jamal
>>28210782
Story time!
Plzman
>>28211293
>tfw played pokemon in 7th grade
>one of my friends sat next to me keep looking at my gameboy while i was holding it under the table
>some fat kid behind us shouts "YO THIS GAY BOY LOOKING AT HIS DICK ALL THE TIME HAHA"
>hole class bursts laughing
>friend looks at me emberassed and blushing a little
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU IDIOTS i shout at everyone
>2 months later
>spending the night at my friends house
>he asks me about whetever or not i have watched porn before
>tell him i have
>he tells me that he we could watch some on the computer of his dad
>i tell him yeah sure why not
>we go downstairs
>watching porn both getting boners
>so um....anon have you ever tried doing something..ya know with your dick?
>eh what?
>ya know if you touch it it feels pretty nice...
>oh ok then...huh...you want to touch mine or what? *looking at him surprised*
>nah man...well unless you want to...
>i dont know wouldnt that be kinda..gay?
>yeah probably a little but who has to know?
>eh ok but only if i get to touch yours
>we touch eachothers dick and fap excissivly untill i had my first dry orgasm and he came buckets
>he starts rubbing me all over my body when we both sleep in a bed
>i dont mind at all in fact it made me pretty happy
>he died 3 weeks after that because of a car accident
>>28211573
proof that god hates fags
>>28208549
TYRONE SIT YO FIVE DOLLAR ASS DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE
>>28208549
tfw family had money so i didnt go to school with blacks
feels good man
>>28211573
Fuck... Anon... Why? ;_;
>would bring my 3DS to school every day
>everyone would ask what I'm playing
>If I was playing pokemon, all the chads would want to talk about how they used to love pokemon and they'd want to see in pokemon Y
>tfw was always afraid to show them because my character was a girl
>tfw teachers didn't even care if I played in class
>>28211946
You deserve everything you got you autistic faggot
>>28212009
>got treated nicely by everyone
>had something to talk about with people for once
>had fun every day in school just playing 3DS
>people thought it was funny and cool that I just didn't give a crap and did whatever I wanted
Yes I deserved all of it, thank you, man!
>>28208549
This is why none fucking likes you Lilly
>>28208549
ima fuck u up afta sql lil nig
>>28212035
You ended up browsing /r9k/ on a friday afternoon so it couldn't have possibly gone that well
I would bring my 3ds to school and play animal crossing or pokemon. I had a class with freshman as a senior and played it in there and they loved it.
>>28212187
What else would I be doing?
I don't work on Fridays
Hanging out with people irl is disgusting and gay and I never wanna do itexcept with my bf one day
Shitposting is fun
Having fun is good
I'm not a sad boy
>>28211714
Was just about to post this lol
>>28212207
>being female
That was the part I was missing.
I doesn't matter what you do, you'll get coddled just for existing regardless.
I guess you got your fill of validation though so mission accomplished.
>>28212207
Boyfriend you say?
>>28212245
I'm not female, idiot!!!
>>28212247
Yeah... boyfriend... That's when you date a boy, he becomes your boyfriend
>>28212265
So how's the boyfriend hunt going?
>>28212265
Ill be ur bf if you suck my dick
>>28212274
I've had one for a month and a half
One day we will hang out together is what I meant in >>28212207
>>28212288
How far does he live from you?
>>28212447
600 miles
a 10 hour drive
>>28208579
Kek'd originalicus
>bandage joins thread
>instantly ruins thread
>>28212506
Sooo whats your excuse for not seeing him?
>>28212532
>post in bad thread
>thread becomes about me
>I am good
>now the thread is about something good and thus the thread is good
>>28212563
I don't even have the money to pay for gas on the way there right now
Also we're both nervous
>>28212582
Save up get a plane ticket and stay at his place or have him visit you, being nervous shouldnt stop it.
>>28212582
the only good Karen is Evola inspired Facist Karen
>>28212637
>save up
that's what I'm doing already
>plane
no, I'll just drive
>have him visit you
Impossible, because he's NEET with no license, meaning I would have to go the plane route which is more expensive
>>28212671
pirate karen
>>28212773
Dating a neet? Is he fat? Yellow teeth? Neck beard? You dun fucked up
>that guy who's still bitter over elementary and middle school antics well into adulthood
>>28212827
I don't care about any of that stuff. I'd rather date him over some """""good looking""""" person who's got a nice job and stuff that is a total degenerate asshole that I can't look in the eye because he's just that gross to me
My boyfriend is sweet and pure and he makes me happy with his personality. I'm happy a person like him even exists these days to begin with. The fact that I get to date him is fairy tale tier
Plus he's younger than me, there's time for me to help him get on his feet
>>28212917
You know most good looking guys with jobs etc dont act like how this board says . Anyway, aslong as your happy its good. Dont let that go you filthy fag.
>>28213012
Pretty sure that is obly true with straight guys
Most gays are super degenerates.
Bandage if you are here can you answer a question for me?
Is it more gay to like flat chested skinny girls or thick busty girls?
>>28208549
TEACHER JAMAL STOLE MY DS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28213012
Pretty much anyone who is "good looking" ends up acting annoyingly spoilt and self-righteous, I've noticed this first-hand
There's maybe some farm boys out there or something that are actually hard working and not garbage and have respect for people and act like decent human beans, but it's not like I would have anything in common with them or would even get along with them
Looks are stupid anyway, I don't care about 3D. If my bf was a 10/10 Chad I wouldn't even feel any different. Actually I would probably just feel bad because then there would be tons of superficial people who would want him
Plus this >>28213104
I'm not looking for degenerates
>>28213142
It's gay to ask this question and you should go away
>>28213186
You know whats worse than a chad treating you bad? A fugly degenerate neet. Watch yo self.
>>28213234
??????????
>I'm not looking for degenerates
Meaning my bf isn't a degenerate. And it's not about Chad treating me bad, it's about Chad just being a disgusting, dirty human bean
>>28213186
Bandage
Dont fuck with me
Answer the god damn fucking question before i have an aneurism and my death is your fault. Can you live with that kind of guilt on you conscience? I doubt it.
So answer the question: which is more gay to prefer: flat skinny girls, or thick busty girls
My life is in your hands fuckwad
I have a loving family who cares about me and would miss me if i died
>>28213299
*runs away without answering at light speed using the power of my farts*
>>28208549
AYYYYOOOOOOO TEACHUH WE
>>28212207
>>28212265
Holy fuck, why are tripfags so autistic
>>28213344
I am
N O T
autistic!!!
YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28213316
Fags truly do not care about being evil
That's pretty degenerate. How would your bf feel knowing you purposfully murdered a man, when you could have saved his simple unfortunate life by typing a sentence or two and solving a captcha.
You are a vile and terrible excuse for a human bean bandage
t. Spooky ghost of a robot
>be me
>be 17
>Jaquay is in front of me being a nuisance (smacking his lips and blasting Tyga in his headphones)
>tell him to turn down his negro tunes
>tells me to fuck off
>entire class goes silent suddenly for no reason
>turn around to one of my bros
>God I fucking hate niggers
>entire class heard
>socially isolated for the next two years from everyone but 3 bros
>I'm now the "storm front kid"
>>28213365
my bf would be proud that I killed a gross degenerate
>>28208549
Fuck off nigger. I'll skin you alive.
>>28213383
But i am pure
I haven't even kissed a girl.
I only went on my first ever date this past wednesday and got rejected at the end.
I dont drink, smoke, or do drugs.
t. Spooky ghost of a 19 yr old robot in college
>>28213432
You're probably a disgusting sexual degenerate
I bet you lewdpost like a slut
Why would you even ask such a question?
You're gross
Snitches get stitches, lil nigga
>>28213456
No this question stems from my argument with my very very degenerate friend
He likes flat girls because something something better for sex
I like thick girls because my dream is to have a gf to cuddle and watch movies with.
>>28213516
>friends with a degenerate
truly disgusting
Also how are either of these gay when they're both involving assumed man and woman?
>>28213542
Gayness isnt binary
There are degree's of gayness
But i need to consult a true to life fag to measure the degree of intensity of the gayness.
Also he is my only true friend, even tho we are pretty much polar opposites
>>28213186
How did you meet your boyfriend, Bandage?
>>28213629
At a gay orgy in a nightclub with lots of drugs
>>28213590
He's probably gayer because it's pretty anti-gay to be fully intimate with a woman as opposed to just fugging a girl that looks more boyish
It's like his priority is looks and he prefers girls that look more like boys while you like girls for girl personalities and girl looks
>>28213629
>post here
>get followers and fans and stalkers
>some 4+4 chan board shows up
>post on it
>follower, fan, and STALKER (my bf now) follows me over to the board and posts there
>post there for many months together but don't really talk too much to each other
>decide I should be less of an asshole and try caring about other people
>talk to him more personally
>think he might be really cool
>ask him if he wants to watch anime as an INTERNET DATE
>he says yes
very complex stuff...
>>28213662
well memed
>>28213676
Why thank you, me
>>28213715
oh look it's THAT joke again
LOL
never gets old!
>>28213676
I appreciate you answering my question honestly and with an explanation why you thought so.
Now my soul can rip in peace
Thank you bandage
[spooky ghost fading away noises]
>>28213516
Would you fuck a thick qt girl with a dick?
>that one faggot who stole games
>>28213542
Being a fag is degeneracy by default, fuck off with your moral crusade you shitty one dimensional person.
>>28213900
Let me buy you the games that were stolen from you
>>28214025
>relationship is more pure than 99.9999% of all relationships
>hurrr its still degenerate because you're both boys
>>28214131
>pure
Not only does God hate fags, homos are even more hypergamous than woman. I wonder which of you will "cheat" first, your NEET boyfriend with too much time on his hands or you, the insatiable cockslut who puts up a facade and posts an anime cockslut all day.
