>you'll never piss as loud as your dad
>tfw consistently piss like a race horse, much louder than when my father is doing it upstairs
I bet he feels like a beta little bitch.
Damn this is a feel I can really get behind
>>28202862
You know I never really thought about it but what is the story behind that original photo? Was it really a dude with autismo who disgusted a bunch of Stacys, was it a joke, or what?
This made me laugh.
There must be a technique to increase sound.
>>28202875
Your dad fucked your mom.
>>28202862
Kek
Thanks op shit like this is why I love /r9k/
>>28202985
Pretty sure it's from a movie
>>28202985
It's from some YouTube video that isn't worth watching
if you cant piss your own height, you are not a man
I've thought about this a lot.
>people who piss loud have a tiny dick because it gets louder as it takes longer to reach the toilet from their tiny dick
>people who piss loud have a huge dick with a huge dick hole and a ton of piss comes out at once to make it loud
>>28203014
I don't care she's dead now.
>be female
>piss with higher flow rate than bf
>>28202862
You made me lul, like a lot.
>>28203014
ANON BTFO KEKED BY HIS DAD
The secret to loud pissing if you are uncut is to pull your skin back and push hard and aim it directly into the water.
It's deafening.
What the fuck man, really? :D
I fucking lost it good this time what the hell. That sure is an unique kind of feel and I hope you'll find peace some day with all of this :D
>>28203109
Thanks dad
Originialio commentio
>>28202862
does someone have the original picture with the girls and stuff
>>28203053
It also depends on where you aim...if you aim towards the deepest spot in the bowl the flow will be louder than if you aim around the edge of the water/porcelain.
>>28203031
>>28203036
Well that's slightly disappointing.
>some guy in the stall next to you is going ham on the water and yours sounds like a trickle compared and you wait until he leaves so you don't need to show yourself
>>28203083
You have a whole vagina to piss out of of course you have a higher flow rate.
>ywn cut hot dogs as well as mommy
>>28203369
>ywn make sandwiches as good as store bought ones
>>28203321
It's basically goes like this
>two guys are talking at a house party
>one of the guys says something weird
>record scratch
>everybody looks at the guy in disgust
>>28203348
>you have a whole vagina to piss out of
>topkek, someone didn't pay attention in school
If you can piss standing up then you're a fucking normie
True robots are peeshy
>>28203428
That's the joke though anon..
>>28203436
If you don't wear diapers and been toilet trained, you are NOT a robot and should leave for reddit
my fucking roommate has diabetes and he pisses so hard that it sprays onto the surroundings and gets sticky because of his fucking beetus pee
>>28202862
>you'll never shit as loud as your mom
>>28203457
Wrong
True robots use a catheter.
>go to bathroom at same time as someone else
>stop pissing before him, but stay at urinal for longer to express dominance
