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>inb4 all girls are normies
> inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28199963

Nah, even these whales get complimented on Youtube.
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Anon we're all female here. I'm cupping my boobs for warmth as we speak.
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>>28199963
sure they exist, and they're all ugly skanks, right ladies?
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>>28199963
Do femanons exist? Yes, but fembots? No.
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Im genuinely curious to see if there are actually any QTP2T grill here. Or any grills at all desu senpai
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grill plz
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grills please respond im so lonelt
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>>28200020
Omg like me too.
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Cyborg here. I'm probably 6/10, not hideous but not particularly spectacular.
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>>28200916
Pst pic then
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>>28200106
this
Nothing is stopping women from coming here or really being regulars, but there is no way they are involuntarily on some of our levels of pathetic.
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>>28200933
I've posted pics of myself enough times. One time I posted in a thread and a few people thought I was really cute. Kinda tomboyish so I'm not the stunning pretty-girl type.
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Not even my repeating digits are enough to get the attention of a femanon
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>>28200963
Maybe you are, maybe you aren't. You've made the mystery now post a picture.
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>>28200963
Soooo why not do it again?

And are you taking apps for a chadish bf
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>>28201089
Here's a consolation (You).

>>28201119
Maybe in a little bit.

>>28201122
Nice get. I don't want a boyfriend, but especially not a Chad-tier boyfriend. They're not my type.
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>>28200020
Whoops, can't show that in a Christian manga desu!
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>>28201148
Sorry, if you want anymore male attention than post a pic. The first and only thing you've described is your physical appearance and so that must be what I judge you on since that's your own initial self-introduction.
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>attention whoring thread
Jesus Christ you people don't fucking belong here.
I'm not saying that ree-ree robots belong here either.
But god dam this is a /soc/ thread if I ever saw one.
So go "E-date" eachother over there you fucking faggots.
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>>28200032
Well, I'm ugly, but I'm a 28 year old virgin and never even held a man's hand, so I'd say not really skanky.
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>>28201247

Why you so upset my good man? be happy better days will come. Put that frown upside down.

If you're lonely and want to be e-dated by a fine gentlemen, just hit me up.
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>>28199963
I just started going to this board to see what it was about for myself, and honestly it kind of scares me. However I can't look away.
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>>28201408
I go to symphasize with my brobots.


However I am a cyborg.

Need a bf bae

>>28201247
Eat my ass crybaby bitchnigga

Noone gives a fuck what you stank
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>>28201463
why do you talk like a nigger
are you some kind of nigger?
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>>28199963

yes. 21 F. recent transition from /b/ to /r9k/. does it just continue to go downhill from here?

literally will not date anyone who does not have this humor. it is slowly killing me and making me incredibly cynical.
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>>28201817
Omg you're the perfect candidate.

Shit like that is why I can't get a gf they take shit way to seriously but I can't stop

The ride never ends btw
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>>28199963
if necessary
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>>28199963
I do believe there are women on this board. I don't mind. But I don't care for the types that insist that they have it harder than men as a whole. I've yet to see real reasons as to how a woman can have it objectively worse than a man. Not on the same level, but worse.
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>>28201926
i'm not autistic about it in the sense that i'm not going around saying "/B/RUH YOU BROWSE, LET'S TALK", mainly b/c it just attracts major leddit fags

but i really just want to be with someone who understands this humor. It's not like i can't get a bf, i'm just fucking retarded and weed people out. Even guys are the same, some get creeped out by this, or casually laugh and shrug it off. Like fucking enjoy this shitty fucking post I sent you, you fucking normie piece of shit.
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>>28202024
i kind of relate because my humor is shitposting and fucked up shit on /b/ and i cannot relate to anyone about it
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>>28202024
I know this feel. If I had zero standards I'd have a gf but I'd rather get one that I'd stick with for eons.

But since that won't happen I'm just fucked.
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I can't think of any reason any woman would get on this particular board. It's a lions' den.
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i'm a girl
i'm also a normie though (more or less)
just come here to laugh
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>>28202024
Kek have fun finding someone who understands it on the same level we do let alone appreciates it, I've got to get my friends on board 4chan and wait 6 months for them to adjust their perception so they can tune in on this god-tier humor cause the same cocksuckers who introduced me to this place are now tumblrinas

Why in the fuck you chose /r9k/ I do not know.

/b/ is a continent zone. This place is hilarious but after awhile I starting symphasizing for my brobots
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>>28202118
/b. Containment zone*

>>28202106
After awhile you'll either understand their feels or rot like the roastie you are
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>>28202106
i come to /r9k/ to cry
what would a femanon be doing in /r9k/
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>>28202075
it's incredibly frustrated. i actually was in a relationship with someone i met off a /soc/ snapchat thread. the most harmonious and compatible relationship of my fucking life. still mad in love with him, but unfortunately distance became a problem.

if you really want the ride to end, find a qt on 4chan. it'll change your life. fuck it, even if they aren't as cute, it'll satisfy every emotional need you've ever had. i fucking swear.
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>>28202158
i just got off a relationship with this girl and she didn't have facebook so i couldn't send her any shitpost, also ldr

the only person i've spoken to from this site was from a feels thread. i know what you mean bc i just got off a relationship in which i truly fell for someone..
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>>28199963
>femanons
yes females post here
they make up half of the population after all. i'd be suprised if there wasn't a few female anons who post here
fembots on the other hand? a myth. made up by butthurt females that got mad they found a secret club they literally could not be a part of.
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>>28202158
We can make threads together femanon.

I won't get on a plane though. But ill build a boat.
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>>28202158

>if you really want the ride to end, find a qt on 4chan.

Had one from here, was the best six months of my life before she deleted and blocked me completely out of the blue while we were planning to meet in person. Still looking for another one but it's real god damn hard, especially since I'm 27 and fucking everyone seems to be 18-20.
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>>28202158
*frustrating

>>28202118

i left /b/ bc it's just bananas now. not even the shitty old /b/ with trap threads, doge, doge coin, bit coin, boxxy and shit.

been browsing for about 6 to 7 years now, and i'm not sure if it's opened my eyes to a more cynical, judgmental world, thus making me into a snobby /b/itch, but now i find myself relating more and more with brobots.

i could be on a date with a 9/10 qt boy, with so much going for him, but if he can't giggle to /devilish/ shit i say about people that we are people watching, it's over for me. (has happened too many times, unfortunately)

and i honestly think i'm cute enough to never end up lonely, but i would be lying to myself if i told myself i was happy in a stale ass relationship with a chad.
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>>28202104
Sometimes there are nice threads talking about weight loss and I enjoy posting in those.
It's interesting because everyone is actually very sweet and encouraging.

There's also a super cutie patootie robot here who I keep hoping to run into. I don't think he posts pictures often, though, so I don't know if I'll be able to find him again.
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>>28202303
damn you're fucking right
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>>28202263
aw, i'm really sorry to hear that. i hope shit looks up for you soon.
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>>28202239
i appreciate it, i truly do.
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>>28202263
you'll be fine anon, try going to the local bar or something, or go to the park frequently and see anyone who's there frequently and whatnot
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>>28202303
I've been here roughly 7 years also, I've never in my life been able to fully drop my filter with girls without them thinking I'm a monster. It's like society are all little butthurt sjws anymore or some shit I don't get it.

I outgrew my /b/ wings about 3-4 years in but I still go there time to time when I get extremely bored.

I used to be what these guys define as a chad because getting a girl isn't hard but one that'll keep me even content is impossible due to the warped perspective 4chan opened up on me, which I don't regret at all desu but ignorance was definitely bliss.

I would seriously build a boat to have a chance with you.

If you aren't fat.
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>all these faggots sucking up to some newfaggot that browsed /b/ for a year

Jesus Christ, what a shithole this board has become. Dumb bitch acting surprised when /b/ has been completely shit for years.
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They do, they're not robots though desu
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>>28201817
>>28202024
>>28202158
>>28202303
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>>28202390
this is all the same fembot posting (me here, lol)

if you guys are interested in continuing this convo, or quite possibly becoming friends, i'll leave you with my snapchat info: h00dlyfe

it's easier to deal with this bullshit with some genuine individuals rather than have to go through it with some normies.
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>>28202453
When was /b/ not shit? I've browsed consistently for 7 years but my first fee times on /b/ was years before that. Just a bunch of Gore, illiterate shit and cp
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>>28202483
And? you missed all the good years you thick cunt. /b/ was fine from 04-07 before it hit a wall. While you think you're a special cunt and some special cynical butterfly for browsing through constant cock threads.
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>>28202467
Alright robots we all obviously can't have her, I'm the self-proclaimed chad so I feel I should take the vote.

Who's going to take this opportunity to win over a recently heartbroken so very vulnerable /b/tard with a vagina?

Tally time
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>>28202453
kek, i'm not surprised /b/ is total shit. it has been. it's obviously the running joke, in a sense i meant to say that i've outgrown the fad memes that is /b/'s foundation. i've been browse for 6 ish years, lel, but nice try
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>>28202530
>6 years

You don't need to lie to gain the attention and validation from here, kiddo.
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>>28202525
i'm not doing this as a cry for attention in that "oh look i'm a grill". i'm genuinely seeking friends and welcome anyone who wishes to add me and talk
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>>28202551
>i'm not doing this as a cry for attention in that

Yes you are, and it's painfully obvious.
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>>28202371

Fingers crossed but honestly I'm at my lowest point in life right now. Poorest I've ever been and the economy is shit here. Even the local FSSA doesn't know where they can send me.

>>28202420

Local bar (the only bar in town) is filled with skeezy 40 year olds and up. Only park in town is for kids.

Thanks for the votes of confidence though, I'm way too stubborn to give up at this point.
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>>28202551
Why would i add someone that hasn't even browsed /b/s glory days? Yet pretends to know everything about it?

Is browsing /b/ from 2010-9 some-sort of achievement?
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>>28202507
just to clarify, that is not the same femanon from >>28202467
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>>28202551
I suspect they all scurried go go download Snapchat.

If you're genuinely just looking for someone to talk about bullshit with then I'll add you.

>>28202602
>>28202543
>>28202507
Queerlord we get it, you're butthurt okay now move on with your life.
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>>28202633
>I suspect they all scurried go go download Snapchat.
>If you're genuinely just looking for someone to talk about bullshit with then I'll add you.


holy shit, you are beyond pathetic.
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>>28202594
>>28202420 (same guy)
is there any other place? maybe meeting people at the homeless shelters, charity stores, etc
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>>28202633
>If you're genuinely just looking for someone to talk about bullshit with then I'll add you.

Add yourself to that list. I'm sure you'll both talk about how massive old-fags you are. Bringing up /b/ or holding it's past as some sort of accomplishment already sets of red-flags.

-Attention-whore
-Look at me everyone i been browsing 4chan am i interesting now!

Do not want.
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>>28202678
Anon are your palms sweaty? I'm GENUINELY curious.
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this thread is objectively awful
please stop you are making me mildly upset

>>28202075
>>28202080
>>28201817
>>28202024
>>28202118
edgelords
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>>28202584
it's honestly not. i am just look for bots to talk to. honestly nothing special about being a fucking female. i was hoping to find more fembots by posting in this thread, i only opened up the subject about not finding other individuals b/c someone mentioned how it's hard to find females with that humor, and i wanted them to know that it's the same thing for a fembot, it's also hard to find males with similar humor.

>>28202602
i'm not acting like browsing /b/ from 2009-2010 is an achievement. i could careless if i was talking to someone who browsed earlier or later, who fucking cares. i'm not pretending to know shit. that was a period that i browsed it from, i deeply enjoyed it, miss it, and now i've out grown it.
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>>28202708
If i may interject for a moment, but if anyone's palms are sweaty it's probably yours especially after this embarrassing remark;

>>28202633
>If you're genuinely just looking for someone to talk about bullshit with then I'll add you.

While then going on and making fun of anyone else supposedly downloading the program.

>>28202722
>i'm not acting like browsing /b/ from 2009-2010 is an achievement.

Then you wouldn't have brought it up in this thread let alone talk about it spanning over mutiple posts. I've seen many people like yourself usually the retards you'd see in real life talking about things they saw on 4chan.

I pretend to not know what you're talking about and walk away.
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>>28202669

Don't have a homeless shelter, and I volunteer at the local Good Will but that's about it. I live in a town of around 6,000 people and can't afford to commute just for socialization.
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>>28202678
lol never claimed to be an oldfag, could careless if i was. also never said browsing 4chan makes me an interesting/unique individual.
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>>28202748
So salty

Release your pent up rage anon-son

>>28202722
What if the guy isn't a robot?
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>>28202759
i'd say find some new hobbies because your town sounds rural, so i'd suggest just doing different things i guess
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>>28202722
everyone using social media outside of job reasons is just looking for attention

prove me wrong
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>>28199963
Normies have officially taken over /r9k/. Every time some variation of this garbage thread appears on this board I question whether anyone doesn't see it for the transparent desperation that it is. No female on here is going to date you, no female here or anywhere else is ever going to want you, regardless of how many gifts and compliments you shower her with. Go back to the /soc/ cesspool or better yet off yourself you wasteful excuse for a human being
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>>28202774

You are so uninteresting and seeking that much attention your main topic of choice was talking about /b/ in a completely different board.

>>28202784
>So salty
>Stop hurting my feelings

Interesting, not surprised a non root isn't able to refute any of my remarks.

>What if the guy isn't a robot?

I have the perfect board for you, it's called >>>/soc/ If that's not enough, and you are still after a knob to slobber on i suggest tumblr or /r/eddit.
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>>28199963
Silly anon, there are no grills on the internet.
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>>28202748
literally mentioned which boards i browsed in once in passing, and how long in another response. If any other time it was mentioned, 1) it was a different poster, 2) oh grill is a newfag, fuck you, you're not special, fuck off.

i'm not trying to sit here and tally shit off like i have some bullshit qualifications. like i said who cares. don't understand why you're trying to come at me so hard, just looking to talking to fucking people.
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>>28202804
can't prove you wrong, it's true. but who cares.
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>>28202853
You're a clown and i can and will continue to triangulate you, as i said above you are so uninteresting, bland, and retarded your main topic of choice was talking about an irrelevant board in a board such as this which people generally do to act like they are some sort of superior power and someone who is or wants to seem interesting.

I did have a bit of a lough reading about how /b/ made you some sort of cynical princess, while then going on about how the old /b/ was filled with boxxy threads and so on which 07-08 (Forgot when boxxy started making videos) isn't old or considered old /b/ in the slightest.

You're an attention whore, only a Muppet talks about /b/ or "old" /b/ anywhere outside of /b/ and even then it's still embarrassing.
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>>28202786

Yeah it's a shitty rural town. Literally labeled as a "retirement community" and while it's great for raising kids or being retired, it's awful for teens and young adults because there is quite simply nothing here. We don't even have a movie theater anymore, it closed down three years ago.

Hobbies is the same deal though, I can't really afford any others right now. Damn shame but hey that's life sometimes you know.
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>>28202808
i literally mentioned it in passing, that i left /b/ and began to browse /r9k/. someone asked why, and i explained. never meant for it to go further. also you are confusing whose posting what.

also, not looking for white knights.
literally
fucking
bots
to
talk
to

males or females, i don't fucking care. you are all people.
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>>28202948
Everytime.

Being a Chad is so painful
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>>28202948
>i literally mentioned it in passing, that i left /b/ and began to browse /r9k/. someone asked why, and i explained. never meant for it to go further. also you are confusing whose posting what.

Then you went on and continued talking about it why it's bad, why it become bad, how it supposedly turned you into a cynical princess and the works.

See yourself the door, I'm sure /b/ and the new children of today will welcome you back with open arms.

Attention whores aren't welcome here.
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>>28202853
oh honey, they come at all of us this way. if you're going to expose yourself, be fucking prepared.
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>>28202974
>>28202948
I know I'll act like a robot.

>>28202977
I can't believe she keeps engaging him.

Making me kek though
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>>28202977
lel i know. literally one butthurt fag that takes too much pride in literal bullshit.

continue on keyboard warrior <3
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>>28203001
primarily bc i have nothing better to do. not getting worked up, like i said, could careless. it's nothing special.
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>>28202921
save some money for now annd then move inner city
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>>28203055

That's cute, needing to spread your legs and show your beat up scrambled vagina at another poster, ad unable to refute my other posts above. It's a shame you have the intellectual capacity of a snail and thus cannot reply in a timely fashion.

Just remember, unlike /b/ here just because you showed off your vagina that looks like it was kicked in by a swat team won't give you as much attention as it did on the other board you claimed to have browsed for years.

>>28203076
>I could careless

It's a shame you're as dumb and useless as an ashtray on a motorcycle. And cant seem to figure out your mistakes time after time.

English clearly isn't your first language.
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>>28203076
Is it weird if I make a Snapchat soley to hit you up.

How pathetic am I robots

Just lay into me
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>>28199963
I never believe women browse this site, which is good for the ones that do and don't like identifying themselves as such, only attracts horny faggots and shitposters, me included.
And if they do openly admit they're female, I doubt they will post their face on any board that isn't /soc/ or /cgl/, and that one occasion on /mlp/.
And if so, why?
What does it do for them except expose to people who they are and what they look like.
If I was a girl, I wouldn't even dare do that.
I don't even show my face because I'm extremely self conscious on my looks, but I do enjoy showing my peen on cock r8 threads because it's probably the only time anyone will tell me honestly how terrible my penis is while still being anonymous, but that's different.
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>>28203076
I'm enjoying his obvious butthurt replies.
Pls engage him.
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>>28203119
thx bb. english wasn't, so you're right about that.
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>>28203178

Yeah, it's quite obvious you were born in the African slumps and the closest English training you ever received was when your white master was playing with your vagina that looks rougher than industrial sanding equipment.
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>>28203108

There's no such thing as saving money when you're this poor to be perfectly honest. Something always seems to come up whenever I'm poised to make a change, serious plans have always gotten derailed. Maybe fifth time's the charm though right? Giving up is not allowed.
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>>28203250
i get that its a rural town and you cant do much shit. i started off by buying bulk lots of records and selling them online for more money. buy sell kind of shit. whats your job
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>>28203142
>And if so, why?

Not many intentionally blurt their gender out like a prize. Many women post their gender only after it has come into question (out of sheer curiosity from another anon) or because it has relevance to that thread (i.e. Do femanons exist on this board, faces of /___/. Granted, as soon as the post is up, it's always a symphony of "you're an attention whore. gtfo".
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>>28203288
>"you're an attention whore. gtfo".
Don't forget the classic
>tits or gtfo
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>>28203288
Absolutely no way is it necessary to post about yourself, what you consider yourself out of /10, the boards you browsed and so on. Threads like this are created almost daily by thirsty losers like the OP who wants a 4chan browsing girlfriend that has a vagina that looks like a president that's served two terms.

Woman play the part because they know it will feed their ego and people will want to add them like it was clearly shown in this here thread.

People like the OP are slack jawed monkeys who do anything to get that little bit of attention from any female they can, even if that female weighs 2 tons and cant reach around to save her life.
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>>28203284

Don't have one right now, that's the main problem. No one has any openings, businesses are closing down left and right, turnover rates are slim for even the grocery store or walmart. That's why I've been volunteering, I've been told flat out they would hire me as soon as they had an opening but that was maybe 5 months ago.
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>>28203354
So then wouldn't the attention whores be OPs for posting shitty threads to bait them?
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>>28203416
tried reading the papers or something? do you live with your parents? any chance to get money from them so you can move inner city>
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>>28203535
Op's not an attention-whore nor are the others, just a mentally ill sad little men. The attention whores are the ones feeding OP, feeding the thread and posting contact details.

Op cant help or stop his thirstiness.
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>>28202906
I can get any guy in here and yet I'm wasting my time on you. Its because you don't want me that makes me want you. You are so different, so Alpha.
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>>28201933
>wants attention
>gets none

You didn't even post your whole face, how am I supposed to know there is nothing wrong with your head or your hair?
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>>28203600
>I can get any guy in here

Perhaps that is slightly true, but that is not in anyway shape or form something to boast about. Especially when the majority of browsers on this board fall into such categories;

-Thirsty
-Lonely
-Thirsty
-Thirsty
-Please i want female attention
-I'll fuck anything

You also have to add in the fact that men from here constantly hit on travesties on this board simply for looking like females, and begging for contact details.

A woman boasting about being able to get a catch simply because of what's between her legs is another red-flag. In reality you're as good looking as the hemorrhoid on a homosexual asshole
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>>28199963
Yes
I'm actually a normie too

I come here because I never want to be mean to a boy and turn him into a robot.
I also come here to try to listen and help boys who are resentful. I was really ugly in early high school so I developed a wierd sense of humor and stayed inside on my computer all day. But then puberty happened and I made it but I still secretly like the stuff I used to

i rarely say that I'm a Femanon on here since it really doesn't matter, I just listen to and comfort people while offering my perspective when it's asked of me since I've kind of been on both sides.
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>>28203551

Yep. Paper doesn't even get ads much here, just the generic "send in your application and we'll hire you eventually maybe!" shit, which I've done for ages. Right now I live with my mother and my older brother, the former being physically disabled and unable to make any decent money, and the latter who does writing for a couple companies online due to his english degree and former job at local newspaper. My father lives halfway across the country and is also currently out of work mostly due to health reasons and also lives on a very small strict budget.

As for extended family, the majority simply aren't in our lives anymore due to either their own narcissism or as a result of my parents nasty divorce. The few that actually care can't afford to help.
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>>28203600
literally not the same femanon from earlier
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>>28203716
Same here except the male version.

They call us cyborgs but we're the half black/halfwhite ppl when it comes to /r9k/. Accepted nowhere.

I was just fat though
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>>28203655

>>28203600 is not the same femanon from >>28202948
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>>28203729
Because

>>28203600
>>28203655
Is a samefag

It's obvious. Who the fuck talks like that haha
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>>28203716
>when it's asked of me since I've kind of been on both sides.

Quite false, due to the fact that when compared to a woman and that of a male. And two individuals that are ugly and lonely the female will always come up on top especially in the social ladder. As they say, woman cannot be lonely. All it takes in a video-game or a board is to mention your sex for you to be able to gather the companionship unlike that of a man.

When robots complain on this board, it isn't only due to the fact that they might be ugly or lonely, but also a big part of that revolving around absolutely no one wanting to be their friends and them having no one to talk to or count on.

I'm glad i've opened your female pea brain.
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>>28203783
wouldn't want to be a cunt and say he's samefagging. i give him the benefit of the doubt b/c why not, he wouldn't go out of his way for something that stupid.
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This roastie is feeling toastie. I like spying on you brobots and pretending to have a ween. I enjoy being a devilish roastie. We are in your threads soon to take over. Roastie uprising!!!!
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>>28203822
You're the only one who believes it

Ya cunt
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>>28203901
believes what
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>>28203783

What set off your supposed alarms, what made you have a slight stroke at your computer chair? Was is part of the fact that "he/she" was being sarcastic and flinged around the word "Alpha" without knowing the original meaning of such a word? Were you expecting some broad in here to use such a word on yourself for being such a fine and friendly gentlemen who is a good little emotional tampon and a very good listener of female problems?

I suggest you listen to a good classic of Phil Collins; get off the chair and lay on your bed and start evaluating your life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-eP-GX6_IY
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>>28203785
I didn't have any irl friends in highschool- and I never told people I was a woman on videogames because I wanted to make actual friends, not people who orbited me just because I was a female. That type of companionship is hollow. It's like if you're rich and people only want to be friends with you for money.

You're right that at first soemthing like that might beat being lonely, but it gets old super fast. All my characters on multiplayer games are male for that reason.

Also, to say that people will reject being friends with you on a videogame just because you're a male is false. I made a lot of great friends who never learned that I was a female. If people don't want to be friends with you online, it's because you either suck at the game or you're a raging jerk.

So you're right that women have access to a type of companionship that men don't have access to. But it's not necessarily a good thing. In the same way that a rich person may think "do any of these people actually like me, or are they just using me?", a woman who's revealed her sex on the Internet wonders the same thing. To men, or to the poor, it seems like the rich person/the woman has it easy (which they do in certain ways). But if what you want is GENUINE friendship and not just attention, it's actually a setback. I guess some women don't care and like the attention, but I did/do care.

Also- I don't mean to say that I can understand your level of loneliness. Of course I can't. Especially now as an attractive female- I can't possibly understand.
So that's why I'm trying to learn. I want to understand as best I can so that I can be a considerate person.
But this isn't a pity-competition. I'm sorry that you are lonely. But by blaming groups of people, you're preventing yourself from growing. Your life is in your hands. If you're unhappy, then make a change.
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>>28200020
>mfw I can do that too and I`m male
Please kill me.
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>>28204044
>I didn't have any irl friends in highschool- and I never told people I was a woman on videogames because I wanted to make actual friends, not people who orbited me just because I was a female. That type of companionship is hollow. It's like if you're rich and people only want to be friends with you for money.

I don't really care about your life problems or what you once went through, i only stated the absolute facts earlier on about how getting companionship as a female is incredibly easier than when it is being a male.

>You're right that at first soemthing like that might beat being lonely, but it gets old super fast. All my characters on multiplayer games are male for that reason.

It still doesn't matter, it's as easy as not mentioning your gender. And work on your relationship with the friends you made because you previous preached to everyone you had a gash between your legs.

>Also, to say that people will reject being friends with you on a videogame just because you're a male is false. I made a lot of great friends who never learned that I was a female. If people don't want to be friends with you online, it's because you either suck at the game or you're a raging jerk.

You are simply doing nothing but taking words out of my mouth and twisting them around, because you lack the basic ability when it comes to reading comprehension.

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>>28204151

>So you're right that women have access to a type of companionship that men don't have access to. But it's not necessarily a good thing.
>But if what you want is GENUINE friendship and not just attention, it's actually a setback. I guess some women don't care and like the attention, but I did/do care.

It doesn't matter, you still have it a lot easier and still have that initial person you may be able to talk to and talk about your problems to for a specific amount of time if that person is legitimately only after your vagina or using you for other gains. You have never been truly alone if you think having someone beats talking to a wall. You can still get genuine relationships and or friendships while stating your sex, not ever male is the same and you'll have to pick them apart just as a male would have to do with his.

>Also- I don't mean to say that I can understand your level of loneliness. Of course I can't. Especially now as an attractive female- I can't possibly understand.

Don;'t go around trying to help or claim you know or felt both sides. The rest of what you wrote needs no explaining and absolutely unnecessary. Especially when you said for one to make change when he is unhappy when all you had to do was hit puberty

Your opinion and advice mean squat when you followed none of it.
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>>28204044
If it means anything, I thought your response was articulate and well thought out.
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>>28204160
I'm not going to bother replying to everything that you wrote because you clearly don't understand the point that I'm trying to get accross and I doubt you will. We'll just have to agree to disagree.

You claim that you are truely alone but here you are, talking to someone on the Internet. That's all I ever had in highschool- so are you truely alone? It seems that companionship is just as accessible to you as it is to anyone else, regardless of gender. Plus, you could easily just claim to be a female should you feel lonely- no on would be able to tell.

Additionay, I didn't "just have to go through puberty".
I specifically decided that I wanted to be someone who I hadn't been before. Obviously I grew out of my awkward phase but I also became more attractive because I went to the effort of improving my hygiene, exercising, and learning how to socialize one painfully awkward conversation at a time.
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>tfw i'm a 24 year old obese drop-out KV shut-in still living with my parents

I want to die but I'm too scared to kill myself.
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>>28204247
>I'm not going to bother replying to everything that you wrote because you clearly don't understand the point that I'm trying to get accross and I doubt you will. We'll just have to agree to disagree.

I understood very well and refuted your garbage points you tried to make.

>You claim that you are truely alone

I claimed nothing, don't shift the goal-posts and put it on me. I am simply nothing more but a messenger who understands the male problem.

>but here you are, talking to someone on the Internet. That's all I ever had in highschool- so are you truely alone? It seems that companionship is just as accessible to you as it is to anyone else, regardless of gender. Plus, you could easily just claim to be a female should you feel lonely- no on would be able to tell.

Again, you still cant gather the required intellectual requirements to understand being a female and getting the companionship and friendship is still a lot easier, and as i mentioned above requires nothing more but a contact-detail and your sex. You also enjoyed to state how the friendship is hollow of some-sort and you could be being used.

I'd like to refer back to my original post;

>>28204160

Where i original stated that it happens to both sides and you need to shift through the men / woman to find the genuine person which does come around. You aren't anything special.

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>>28204320

>Additionay, I didn't "just have to go through puberty".
I specifically decided that I wanted to be someone who I hadn't been before. Obviously I grew out of my awkward phase but I also became more attractive because I went to the effort of improving my hygiene, exercising, and learning how to socialize one painfully awkward conversation at a time.

You didn't say that earlier on, in fact lets get to the original post;
>>28203716
"But then puberty happened and I made it"

It seems to me you somewhat become bearable to look at out in public and you made it. Sad thing is most men on this here board are way past puberty. Stop giving advice when you did nothing to help yourself.

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>>28204328
>>28204320
I understand that you have a lot of internal hatred and frustration that you are directing at me because you push the blame for your own short-comings onto women.

You don't seem to want to have a productive conversation so I will not be spending any more time replying to your posts.
I wish you luck and I hope that you find happiness someday.
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>>28204372
That is very cute, completely unable to refute what i said, so you have to try and use some sort of pseudo intellectual comment. Next time you get into and argument be sure to state you get upset half way through and you'll stop replying because you;'re out of things to say which you the resort to one supposedly hating the opposite sex and having internal hatred and frustration.

This is what it must be like to have a female brain i guess :)

>I wish you luck and I hope that you find happiness someday.

I would say the same, especially since the males on this board won't. But I'm a bit too late because all you had to do to make it was get past puberty!
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>>28203755
When did you become more of a normie? What led to your transition?
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>>28204545
Getting really tall and generally stopped giving a fuck in social situations thanks to drugs/alcohol sort of. It just rubbed off.

I came back at a good time
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>>28204819
Oh ok, cool.
Yeah I know a lot of kinda awkward guys who benefitted socially from drinking a little. It seemed to help people who had social anxiety.

A few of them became dependant on it, but the ones who just relied on it for meeting new people but still had a personality when they were sober did really well.
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