This is my art, and I shall paint you my legacy
>>28199579
SAY SOMETHING ABOUT HER VAGINA!!! FUCKING DO IT
Hippies baka
Lots of new girls tonight it seems
Next time one of them says hi to you, please respond with "anime". Only respond to them with "anime" from that point on. Please.
DON'T ANYONE MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT THEIR FUCKING BIKE OR PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION OR WE GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM.
>>28199673
Why? Tboo
dude i want to marry skye.
pls post pictures of the new queen!
God damn, OP. Why aren't you asking them for photos of their feet? Get it to-fucking-gether.
>>28199718
I could do that while we wait for the thread to start up
>>28199733
>Hey
>Hey
>Thank you
kek
>>28199733
sweet you'd be my favorite tripfag if you do that!
When are you going to switch back to Anna?
It's not letting me post it because apparently the file size is now too big??
Give me a minute
>>28199796
>ing me post it because apparently the file size is now too big??
sure dude ill be here all night.
doing gods work!
There we go.
That was weird.
>>28199579
why are these pics 2k resolution?
>>28199849
I'd let her fiddle my diddle tbo
>>28199849
thanks dude shes a total babe
keep em posting if there are more!
Gonna switch to Anna for a bit while we wait for replies to David.
>>28199905
This beta is thirstier than a dry sponge
>>28199925
The funny thing is he had a turbodouche profile.
>>28199905
what's your picture for Anna?
The problem with Anna is that she's less versatile than David.
>>28199999
i love your matching numbers, Anna
>>28199579
where do you find these pictures of chad for your profile? I've always wanted to try making a fake tinder.
>>28199999
>Cardogg
nice nines
Gotta love those digits tbo
>>28199999
Wow
Check out those digits
Also when i used to catfish guys on yik yak/ kik
I would pretend to be the bitchiest most stacie roastie cunt possible
And those fuckers would keep going even though i talked to them like they were shit
>>28200100
I love how brutal you can be to these fags and they keep coming back
>>28200102
That's usually my go to move with Anna
Anna's in a bad mood
Can't wait until this update finishes and I get to try out Guile
love your work OP keep it up
>>28200187
You should be the most SJW of all.
>>28200187
Carl the Cuck reporting in
Doctoring crewman name
Nothing to say tbofam
>>28199999
DAMN those are the second pents ive seen today wtf
I fucking love you. I usually hate the normie tinder threads but you can just keep shitting on them and they just take it all because they think theyre getting pussy.
>>28200245
Thankyou Vagabond for your inspo
Here is my first decent troll
Sarah hates autistic people
too bad robots
>>28200316
>>28200294
Post away anon. I'll be switching between this and sfv anyway.
Even Anna's slow tn, so I'll be switching back and forward between her and David
>>28200294
>>28200316
Damn Sarah is a cold bitch, how could you say that to someone with autism?
>>28200294
>>28200316
Stop making them feel good about themselves. Act superior and shit on them.
All I need is one more report and I'm fucked lol
>>28200335
the anna ones arent that funny imo. stick to david
>>28200357
I'm still overwhelmed that people actually like me when i'm chad. it's hard sometimes to be an arsehole
>>28200294
Is "do you dress a rainbow" some slang expression there?
It seems odd to me (American), but hardly "fucking rude".
How can someone hate being called a rainbow?
>>28200377
Fucking savage holy shit
About to kick some ass with Guile
>>28200404
I just fucked up typing "as a rainbow" but she got the message
>>28200397
>apologizing
Quit being a bitch. Fucking dominate the girl next time.
>>28199852
cause they were taken in a phone with that resolution.
>>28200419
Was rainbow some form of covert insult I don't get or is this bitch fucking nuts
>>28200249
>Pents
Back to rebbit with you tbo
she unmatched me after this, i still don't know why
>>28200454
>>28200419
>>28200404
I've heard something like that as an insult before. Putting clothes on a rainbow is like calling someone fat.
>tfw you could never do this type of shit because you would fall in love with someone like Skye and eventually have to deal with the fact that she wants to be with your picture and not you
fuck this lame life tbqh familiam
>>28200467
I think she may have been autistic too
>>28200508
You are truly pathetic if an average looking cumslut like her is your dream girl
The rainbow comment came from her wearing the same kind of dress in all her photos. Literally every single one
>>28200508
We were born for a life of suffering anon
The only proper solution is to deny yourself the pleasures of love and devote yourself to spreading hate and chaos
Dont fall in love, just troll away
>>28200527
get off this board normie scum
>>28200435
>learn color coordination
>>28200537
What a megabitch.
Shame you couldn't talk to that QT on the left though. She looks pretty chill.
>>28200537
Cause she spent all her money on it. Women aren't commended for their smarts anon...
>>28200537
should've insulted her disgusting body when you had the chance
Hi Maddie tbo
>>28200100
>gender studies
>talks to you anyways
Oh lawd I am laffin, keep up the good work
>>28200641
Ask him if he thinks jarjar is a sith lord
>>28200431
Hahaha i love this. Its just so odd, youre really pushing the limits.
>>28200641
If he keeps pushing you should get really fucking mad at him, call him a worthless spineless cunt and threaten to block him immediately.
>>28200730
Or make out its personal. Like you wrote her a letter and she didn't come to your tea party.
>>28200464
how would you call whats after quads genius...
>>28200492
Huh. Thanks, that's a new one for me.
>>28200508
my feelings exactly..
skye the QUEEN
>>28199648
>referring to oneself as an "old soul"
This is a meme right?
>>28200860
I do't think so, womyn actually believe this shit and think that makes them interesting
>>28200377
Holy fuck she gonna need to go on Pluto to find a place cold enough to treat that burn.
>>28200377
Had a top quality lol at this, cheers fella
>>28200377
Fucking brutal. Buh. Rutal.
What a slow night tbo
>>28199695
>This weather is bonkers haha
Well fellas? What say you?
Is there a gallery I can steal some pictures from to create a fake tinder profile ? Something with a range of angles and whatnot ?
>>28200994
ISIS
although tell that you wanna recruit her to suck your asshole.
>>28200377
absolutely fucking savage
original comment
Stop messing with skye she's actually nice and i feel bad that you won't actually be fucking her
My gf doesn't understand what you guys mean by "digits"
Why do women want me to fuck dogs?
OP, I go to your school. I know the Nate kid you were catfishing. I can get him to reply to you. Tell me what you want him to say.
>>28201021
just find someone's instagram and steal them from there
>>28200994
>rim my asshole while i pinch your nipples till they turn blue
>>28201050
Which Nate kid? I'm forgetful with some names. Also, I don't go to the same school as youanymore because I fucked my shit up
>>28201040
what do you mean by digits?
>>28201085
STOP SKYE DOESN'T DESERVE THIS SHE IS PURE
>>28200467
I had a pretty difficult time figuring out who was trolling who during all of this
jebus
How do we fix this tbo
>>28201096
>>28201085
why is skye so pure?
This kid. Tell me something to have him say back to you.
>>28201108
send her shovel dog again
>>28200187
Anna is such a savage tbo
Tbotbotborbdsj
>>28201085
Im really new to 4chan... but i know >>28200641
this nate.
>>28201164
shes too pure dont be mean op
>>28200377
holy shit mang. top kok
>>28201164
no op don fall for this>>28201178
don't get the vanilla road, it will not end good.
>>28201164
oh shit boi
you in there
>>28201164
holy shit Vaga I think I'm in love , can you PLEASE post some skye pics
>>28201222
you know hes using a fake profile
This website is too complicated for my gf
>>28201164
she wants the chad, now crush her dreams and make her feel like shit
>>28200537
/fa/ here, I have never heard of that brand. She is a fucking retard.
>>28201242
that is why the path is taking will not end good.
By good I mean no entertaining for me.
>>28201249
youre a smooth talker op
>>28201249
vaga first trip on here I actually like
Skye makes me really hard.
>>28201249
fucking kek man. keep it up.
>>28201249
top laffin m8
>>28201249
I was totally expecting shovel dog
I'm full of surprises tbo
Make skye mommy again
>>28201361
this
OG commento
>>28201270
for you :^)
hehe
Phd student up next, maybe she is a jew hard to tell with a honker like that
Op do you really have a gf?
I'm just asking out of curiosity
Let's dispel this fiction about her once and for all
>>28201414
These are no fun, gotta be dickish to them
>>28201421
No I just made her up tbo
>>28201436
ask her if she broke it sucking too dick too hard
>>28201421
>r9k
>gf
yeah sure
is she really that clueless?
>>28201462
"Don't be such a goldfish"
lmao wtf
>>28201473
wtf what does that even fucken mean ogc
>>28201460
Well I'm a Chad who's asking the question sooo like bro that's your opinion man
Halo was a good guy
He killed aliens and wasn't afraid of anything
The only annoying thing about these threads is that some idiot always tries to take over.
LET THE VAGABOND DO HIS OWN THREAD
>>28201164
holy shit im in love with skye the queen pls dont be mean
>>28201522
this x100 let the Vagaman work his magic
>>28201462
She's pretty nice desu
>>28201473
>>28201493
Goldfish have small memories
keep up
>>28201522
It's fine. People are welcome to try this on their own. Besides, it keeps the thread bumped.
>>28201580
please link her to this thread
>>28201580
>pls respond
How the fuck this still works
>>28201593
I'm honesty voting for this ONLY THIS ONE TIME
Because I feel like she wouldn't even give a fuck she is so damn stupid r
lmao why do you keep sabotaging pleasant conversations
>>28201593
STFU WHITE KNIGHT
>>28199579
Oh Mr vagabond, your Chad threads make me sad, but I understand how the world works a little better now. Biology sucks mang
>>28201605
Just b Chad Senpai
>>28201092
DIGITS
I
G
I
T
Z
>>28201580
>pls respond
>she responds
HOW IS LIFE FAIR WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>>28199579
thanks for the great entertainment vagabond!
you are da man
i want to marry skye she sounds like a total bro
>>28199999
>Shrek is literally the worst series I've ever seen.
ur drek
My gf doesn't like that I made her up
>>28201666
>calling the ultimate get
>getting another ultimate get
NUMBER CITY, PEOPLE
>>28201681
Maybe don't call her bro
>>28201666
Oh i get thanks, also damn digits.
anti christ senpai
Hsusisbdhebebeb
>>28201713
thought that was less autistic than pure wifu but i get what you're saying.
in my mind shes a bro i like to fuck
>>28201698
>don't look
My sides.
Comentario Original
>>28201744
Dang breh, she's not gonna report you, she's gonna call the cops on you
The only real option is togo full psycho now
Fucking pranks tbo
>>28201818
how long does it take you to come up with these responses?
>>28201818
hahahahah you're killing me
>>28201855
I do it on the fly tbo
>>28201818
You're a master of disaster.
Keep going home boy.
I'm getting in on this crazy train. What should my Stacy be like?
I think I'm gonna say she's bipolar and obsessed with veganism.
>>28201818
Ask her if she is into pranks.
and if she would be willing to let you shuck her stinky feer "as a prank"
>>28201872
Nah bro make her super autistic but acts like a full normie. So like she goes clubbing with her friends and then comes home and plays with model trains.
>>28201872
gender studies
voting hillary
vegan
vapes
loves yoga
hates sports
You newfags don't even remember a fairly recent r9k hayday, the cornposting massacre of beta Chad. Anyone remember that?thanks
>>28201947
One dicksucking tripfag piece of shit is enough for one thread you queerlord
>>28201872
put her as a hard hobby for gunplas
>>28201947
Of course fampai, that shit was reddit gold
>thanks
Story time tbo
>>28201978
No skye!!!!
>>28201818
holy fucking shit vaga this is too much
>>28201978
>mfw my first virgin gf ever dated me for 5 years
>cheated on me one night
>I broke up with her because of it
>she goes on the cock carousel for the next decade
>all my friends have fucked her by now
>mfw she's still the only girl I've ever slept with
Why is life so suffering
OP you may be funny but GTFO you gf having normie trying to jew us into liking normies like yourself
>>28202004
>dates a virgin grill
>grill turns into a whore
>why is life so suffering
YOU DODGED A BULLET YOU MORONIC MONKEY BRAIN
STOP COMPLAINING
>>28202004
Some "friends" you've got there, huh?
>>28202013
No anon you don't fit in yet. Keep lurking
>>28202049
That's a good point
>>28202050
>"friends"
yeah they are not very good guys, haven't talked to them in years
>>28201978
Im honestly surprised your gf isnt nagging at you about how wrong this is.
she must be a real keeper
Lame expose
>>28202102
lol say you got your dick stuck at chuck e cheeses
>>28202102
say you gave your bro a bj but it was totally no homo was just a prank lol
Shes pretty great tbo. Sometimes anyway
>>28202102
lol say you get a micropenis.
son much action and the say something on the lines of "yeah not many girls are into 10" dicks"
>>28202102
say you wish you would have pursued your passion for guitar
I need to cut my nails
LOOK AT HER,
LOOK
Nobody knows the path I've walked *looks down mysteriously*
Wow tbotbrotot
>>28202190
wtf is that thing on her ear
>>28202197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
THREAD THEME
>>28201863
I know there are different letters there but I read that last line as 'I've been hurt before'
>>28202167
what the actual fuck she just dropped the fact that you called her a bitch this is ridiculous
>>28201902
This this this
>>28201872
Make her a huge fucking weeb who has a ton of lewd figmas and dakis. Steal photos from /jp/
>>28202197
The exchanges between you and Skye are great, keep it up phamiglia
>>28202299
Skye is a total bro I don't care if she rode on the cock carousel I would still waife her
>>28201872
Sorry I took so long, my web capture extension was broken.
How's this look?
>>28202312
The problem with this type of girl, is that you are only seeing what she wants you to see. In real life, she would ignore us and never even talk to us. Why are you letting this slide because she want's OPs fake picture?
Hahaha nice prank tbo
>>28202234
PROBABLY RADIANCE EMINATING FROM HER
S
O
U
L
>>28202342
loose all animu references and replace hillary with sanders.
>>28202353
What a cuntnugget
Some day tbo....
>>28202342
I think this is fine
i lol'd
>>28202347
Shit nigga you're absolutely right for a moment I forgot David is a total chad it's the only reason she is talking like this...
>>28202370
>>28202342
Replace Hillary with Sanders, but def keep the anime references.
Women have goldfish memory
>>28202102
>>28202197
>first relationship ends
>immediately become a whore getting in drunken gangbangs
EVERYTIME. WHY DO ALL WOMEN DO THIS?!
>>28202353
fucking stacys, she openly admits that without even thinking for a sec that you a might not be cool with that
>>28202353
what ho
>>28202415
All women are whores tbo
Hi Maddie
>>28202441
Just make some shit up dude
>>28202441
lmfao!! Holy shit you are turning this women into a beta faggot
>>28201042
why is the formatting retarded
>>28202441
This fucking autismo talk and she still plays along
>>28202370
>>28202402
>>28202406
Changed Hillary to Sanders.
Look at this betas' writing style. What do I say?
>>28202441
Skye is such material.
>>28202353
These hoes ain't loyal senpai
>>28202441
>no.. I cuouldn't
>pulls away
BASED
A
S
D
>>28202405
That's why I just don't care anymore about women. They are so fucking horrible.
>>28202477
Sometimes I think the messages I send are shit
Then I see this
It's nice to remember there are people even more pathetic than me sometimes
>>28202477
ask him his height and then say he is too short
>>28202477
Go into detail about how fucking dumb he looks typing like that whole paragraph out acting like he has zero intentions other than giving you a compliment and then dismissing himself like a timid ass fag
>>28202477
>nice to meet yo
>through an app
>that he made first contact
What
A
Faggot
i feel like this was hot fire
Vagabond, you are truly the light that transcends the darkness cast by the robot
God speed you beautiful soul
>>28202545
lmao fucking owned! Did he respond back or just be a beta cuck?
>>28202545
savage
brutal
She'd understand this dick
>>28201553
what's the sauce on the original anime?
>>28202499
basd
>>28202579
MUH
>tfw no rping mommy slut gf
>>28202579
Jesus mercy
>>28202579
This is too autistic but Chad can pull anything off holy fuck.
**unsheaths fedora**
Just fucken kill me mates
>>28202569
>>28202578
man i feel a little bad for making manlet jokes
>>28202579
THIS AUTISM
SHES ONE OF US
>>28202579
Jesus christ. I wish I was around for more of these threads.
>>28202545
savage
Cometerino originalino
>>28202598
>kill myself
>Azushit is on the other side
i'm fucked if I do and fucked if I don't
>>28202579
please say
pssh... nothin perssonel
or whatever the correct quote is at some point
>>28202600
Fuck it cut it off, what he said was
>Hahaha. Word, although I have noticed a lot of chicks who were concerned with height stopped caring in their early-to-mid twenties, so you might change.
>>28202579
Go in for the kill. You must unsheathe the katana
My gf thinks you guys have too much time on your hands
>>28202579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaRBHQlEu-o
Vagabro, see how beta she can get.
>>28202600
>could care less
Triggered
>>28201096
do you guys believe skye is real or genuine? Like I was under the impression we all assumed it was a trap/that other girl pretending. the fuck actually talks like she does?
>>28202392
>>28202441
Yes, keep the playing sensitive bad-boy
>>28202600
>nioce dubs
fucking brutal
This guy this guy this guy
>>28202626
send her this link lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHbFANhZALE