Post ITT if you want to die.
greetings bretheren
set me free magical dolphin
i have strep throat rn
When will I be set free?
More than anything else.
Originialiste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjYDZMRTt8U
u ready motherfuckers
>>28199415
For all you canbots, in June we might get assisted suicide set up for anyone who FEELS like they are in uncopeable pain. Just a few more months of this pain and I'm free guys
I rubbed my ear and now its like I'm deaf in it so I feel like I can post in this thread
if dubs i die in my sleep tonight
wfxwez
anyone else like to interact with deadly animals?
i went looking for some snakes and couldn't find any cause its so cold.
the worst part is that i live in australia and cant even find an animal to kill me.
Trips and ill try and make it look like an accident
>>28199711
congrats bruh
I have fantasies of being killed by women almost daily. I actually get off on the thought of death. It doesn't go away after orgasming either. I have issues.
>>28199776
let them know anon
obligatory post
womens suffrage was a mistake
I just want to disappear like a ghost
I can't take another day.
fear not brethren
islam shall conquer the world and give us all wives
>>28199711
you're so lucky
>>28200075
Ehh but I do t have the motivation to perform all the rituals and such, I just want to die. If the Muslims take over, then who is there left to jihad?
>>28199415
right hEEr buddy life isn't worth it :^))))))))))
>>28200125
idk man. Maybe there'll be a great crusade and we can slaughter all the muslim males and each have harems of women and girls.
>>28200148
Hopefully something exiting happens, desu getting drafted doesn't seem too bad right now
she buys a gram of coke
>>28199734
you guys have winter when the north hemisphere has summer, right?
are the days shorter during your winter like they are during ours?
>>28199813
issues are fun
>>28199415
I would like one "please die" please
>>28199802
>>28200112
i'd say it was nice knowing you robots but that wouldn't be true
HAHA FUCK ALL OF YOU I'M FINALLY FREEEEEE HAHAHA
>>28199711
Goodnight, sweet prince. And flights of memes sing thee to thy rest.
My mom might die tomorrow. And if she doesn't she may get diagnosed with cancer.
>>28200193
wfaawfwa
ITT
Please please please
trips and ill take a bunch of sleeping pills while at school and wait for serenity
>>28200276
Oh and the love of my life left me 5 months ago and my future is non existant.
>>28200276
>>28200384
thats sad regards sadder
>>28199813
>ywn be held against a qt vampire girl who leaves light kisses on your neck before sinking her teeth in and draining the blood out of you
>ywn have her poison flood your system, entrancing you and giving you images of a life lived together with her, blissful and magical, as your light leaves your body
>>28200422
The person I worry about the most should my mum die is my little brother. That'll surely fuck him up hard.
>>28200384
my love just left me. She pushed my buttons and i told her id kill myself if she didnt just leave me alone. Now she left me because shes scarred but shes still in my life taunting me. I miss her laugh so much
>>28200510
shut up weakling
>>28200510
Huh I snapped because my gf couldn't come see me that day. I feel so fucking stupid.
>>28200547
They just don't understand. We try so hard to quell the anger but we arent perfect. We just need help, why dont they help us
why
>>28200583
They need help too.
>>28200583
cause you chase the wrong types
Dang, yeah kinda.
>>28200619
we need to help each other though it has to be a team
>>28200626
they can only handle so much. But they have to understand that when we say "please stop" we really mean
>pls
>>28199415
I'm just ready for it two bh. I'm not suffering or anything, I'm just bored with it all.
Not gonna bother trying to make it happen either. I just kind of hope that random chance comes along and ends me soon.
>>28200583
I hope you can get your help and that she might come back to you. And if not please do the thing I couldn't do and move on.
/r9k/ suicide pact when? I can't do it alone.
>>28200666
shes all i had
>>28200689
I know it was the same for me but I don't want anyone to suffer like I did and still do.
Life isn't worth living without her. Holy fuck, I love you Khadi
I JUST WANT TO DIE, PLEASE KILL ME, END MY EXISTENCE, THERE IS NO POINT TO IT, LIFE IS TORTURE, LIFE IS SUFFERING. FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>28200719
were in this together now my friend. I wish you luck and peace in whatever you do.
>bitches amitrite
>>28200762
Right now I can only hope my mom doesn't die.
>>28200792
I cant imagine how that must feel, i lost a lot of friends I played football with to cancer so i can understand that a bit. Just enjoy her now, make her smile, give yourself, brother, and your mom nice moments to hold onto.
>>28200832
Well she isn't diagnosed with cancer yet. She's getting about 3/4 of her large intestine and a piece of her liver removed and the removed intestine has to be tested. The thing that worries me the most is that her red blood cell count is low. The doctor said it's nothing to really worry about but I can't really trust doctors anymore.
>>28200915
I hope shell be ok. You seem like a coolbro, so Im rooting for you and your family
>>28200947
Thanks for the kind words man. This next week is gonna be fucking stressful.
>>28199659
Sadly, it's not likely this will be the case after all. Bill C-14 was introduced a couple weeks ago and it imposes far greater restrictions on who's eligible than the Supreme Court did in their decision.
There's still a chance the bill will be rejected by the senate. If not, we may be waiting years before a court challenge knocks down some of the restrictions the Liberal government has introduced.
>>28199734
How long did it take for ya router to come back up after trying to post that image?
>>28199659
>>28201029
it's really not that hard to kill yourself without the gubmint's help
>>28201075
You wouldn't say that if you knew the failure rate of unassisted suicides.
>>28201102
That's just because most people (especially women) are stupidly incompetent at killing themselves.
Most suicide attempts are just pleas for attention anyway.
It's really not as hard as you'd like to think to do it properly.
>>28201029
This made me sad enough to want to kill myself more than normally. I thought the liberals were onto something good... Ah might as well make my own plans, just in case
>>28201201
I want it to be an "accident" like jumping down stairs or hit by a car. So if I live maybe people can love and appreciate me
>>28200669
LONDON
it would be nice to have friends anon, but we are just robots, alone in this cruel world, connected by feels
>>28201234
Yeah. Leave it to the government to take the fun out of everything.
Best wishes, fellow Canadabot.
>>28201243
Why the fuck do you care what other people think?
With that attitude you won't be able to kill yourself properly.And you won't be able to live properly either.
>want to die every single day
>too much of a bitch to follow through
That or live forever. I just want to know. Life is painful though.
>>28201290
Same to you friend, hopefully you don't allow yourself to live in even more pain. I'm not sure if you'll get more love if you fail with >>28201243 , probably more attention, good luck
>>28200286
how tall is that gurlw??
>tfw you're in hell
>>28199415
ayy sign me up familia
>raining outside
>completely overcast
>sitting on my porch looking out onto rain-soaked suburban America
>mind completely clear
>went in, ate dinner, took a shower and sat in my chair for hours reading my book
I didn't want to die this evening lads.
>>28199415
pls.
i'm ready.
wouldn't it be a laugh to jump off a bridge sometime haha
a bridge tall enough that you'd be free falling for about 4 seconds
just for laughs haha
Embrace the void.
eventually, sure, being immortal would suck
Sort of, I would rather be in a state of light dreaming forever though.
>>28199415
hello desu famalampaitachi
>>28202603
THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN THIS CONCEITED POSTING STYLE
Sometimes I think things will be alright but then I remember that there is no way that could ever be possible and everything is already ruined beyond belief with no chance of repair
Life is pretty okay, I think I'm good.
Eh, somewhat. I don't outright want to kill myself (yet) but I wouldn't mind death atm.
>>28199415
I think I'm going to hang myself tonight. I just did it for twenty seconds to get a feel for it and could already feel myself drifting off.
How long does it take to go out, and then how long does it take to die?
>>28199415
yes this ofc
i want to never wake up
Right here oniifam.
Does anyone else really want to see the world burn before offing yourselves?
All the degeneracy, all the SJW shit going on.. I support it all. I want to see society collapse. I dont know why. I guess I'm just bitter.
/edgy rant over
>>28202693
Not that bad in my opinion desu senpai
Yeah I do
But I'm scared of pain
I want to die but I have a daughter.
And another baby on the way.
I don't know if I want to die but I want to escape the life I'm leading
>>28203185
Shouldnt having kids like, give your life purpose or something? I keep hearing normies say that shit all the time.
I did 2 weeks ago,
but something very interesting happened to me, so now i want to stick around just a bit longer to see how it plays out.
>>28203115
>desu senpai
YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN
(CAN'T WAKE UP) I go to sleep hoping I never wake up.
ayy lmao
actually had a fun couple of weeks recently but it's all coming to an end and I don't want to go back to how it was
>want to die
>but dont really want to die
This reality is limbo. It has to be.
I want to die soon. Reporting in.
>>28199415
>Post ITT if you want to die.
yes
Im going to masturbate and do drugs to distract me now
>>28199711
not just tonight, but 24/7
>>28199415
A painless suicide is the perfect way to go desu
Plz doge kill me meow
>>28199711
>>28203911
was this coincidence, or an inside job?
>>28199415
How easy is it to get some nembutal. I've read it's what assisted suicide places like dignitas use, but I've searched on the deep web and can't find fuck all. I just want a peaceful dignified death like vid related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXgkNxqYYQQ
>>28199415
all i know is if i had the choice of not coming into existence, i'd pick oblivion over this
figurative hell on earth
it follows logically then, that if it's like that for me then it must be worse for the billions born in poverty over the world
so brobots, what are we gon do to stop the normies everywhere procreating & creating new life
>>28204976
Pull a Dan Brown "Inferno" and make a third of the world sterile
I have an eating disorder because I am a vegan. My stomach hurts all the time and I cannot work. I am a 25 year old man and I live the NEET life with my 72 year old retired father. I wish I were dead so I would not have to eat and would not get hungry.
>>28204976
I think that having children is unethical because it creates the possibility of getting injured or sick.
>>28204976
well why would normals procreating matter if you dont support life anyways?
i thought i wanted to die, but really life wouldn't be so bad if only a few things were different. if i could just be a NEET and play vidya and watch shows all day, i think i'd be ok with living. it'd get repetitive i'm sure but i'd pick up some other hobbies probably. i've gotten so used to being alone anyway that i think i could do it
>>28199711
goodnight anon
>>28204424
Not at all, it's hard as fuck. Good luck with it.
A large part of me wants to die, but I probably won't intentionally die anytime soon. There are still some things I want to do, places I want to see, etc. Honestly I'm only singing that tune because I'm on heroin right now though.
>>28199711
Oh shit
RIP
>>28199415
Please kill me.My comment is totally original
As edgy as it sounds, does anyone else hope something like the Vietnam War happens so we can get drafted and at least die with some dignity instead of having to neck ourselves?
count me in faggets.
>>28199415
The last time I posted in one of these thread I was promised death! I'm still here, goddammit. Just fucking kill me already
>>28205516
No one said it was going to come quickly
>>28199415
I do
I won't lie saying no one cares
but the one I wanted to care just doesn't anymore
>>28205238
I declared the condition of the dead to be better than that of the living
but if they do come into this world, i want them to have a high quality of life
