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Remember, no matter how much you may hate yourself and your life, you're at least not one of these fucking things.
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>>28199210
why did they feel the need to pass on their genes to their children and make their lives worse
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>>28199252
its a 50/50 chance of spawning another dwarf though
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>>28199262
And they lost both times.
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>>28199262
it looks like they got lucky then
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>>28199262
With these specific dwarves half their kids came out dead because they have two different types of dwarfism.
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>>28199210
Selfish fucks, those parents.
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>>28199210
But I'm 5'11
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Wait, are the two kids fully grown yet?
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And yet they're a family. That's a lot fucking more than what most of us have.
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>>28199210
>theyre having sex and im not
>theyre a part of a happy loving family and im not
>they have jobs and i dont
>they have money and i dont

tell me again why i wouldnt want to be like them?
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being 5'7" is just as bad

t. 5'7" manlette
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>>28199380

you dont look like a deformed mutant
you dont inspire univeral disgust from anyone without a fetish
youre not living proof god hates you

oh, wait...
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I'm not for eugenics, but why would you actively want to bring a child in to the world knowing he might hate his life if he has the same disorder you have?
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>>28199405
>tfw im 5'8

haha bitch
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>tfw no dwarf to fuck and pretend she's an 8 year old child
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>>28199210

Midgets seem to have fun. I'm a miserable giant most of the time.
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>>28199419

instinct and someone to support them in old age.
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>>28199210
Warwick Davis is a cool guy though.


>>28199380
This
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>>28199210
Meh, one of my favorite pianists was a dwarf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPeXVzn-UcI
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>>28199450
>Warwick Davis is a cool guy though

how would you know you never fucking met him
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>>28199424
>tfw 5'8.6"

Get fukt shorty
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>>28199210
a better comparison would probably be with people who don't/didn't have the internet. looking at mutants/cripples is fun but it doesn't do anything to make you feel better about your own life.
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yea im sure this guys life is really rough. partying every night, banging model tier pussy everywhere. gosh it sucks to be small
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>>28199419
They developed defense mechanisms to make themselves feel better about their disorder and eventually began to believe them and brainwashed their children to believe the same.

If I were still a moralfag I might actually care and get frustrated at all the liberals too fearful of bigotry to face problems like this, but now I think this is kind of a good thing. The world is full of crazy things and it is all very interesting, maybe in the post-apocalyptic future they will inhabit abandoned mines and tunnels and trade minerals with the humans or something. That would be kind of neat.
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>>28199503
what the fuck are you talking about m80
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>>28199533
you're delusional if you think thats what his life is really like
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>>28199342
Piss off, manlet
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Their daughter might grow up to be QT tho desu.
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>>28199210

id like to see goatse guy try to get one of these things up his ass all the way in bl0x
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>>28199557
yeah, especially if his cock is proportional to his body size
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>>28199533
That poor guy is literally a living joke. Stop putting pussy on a pedestal so much. He only gets attention because he's famous, and he's only famous because he's a fucking freak.
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>>28199533
It is. He has had several model girlfriends but the truth is he has huge issues and they are there for his austin powers money. Apparently the guy can drink a case of beer by himself, at that size each beer acts as like 5 beers. Dude has a serious alcohol issue and apparently his liver is failing.
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>>28199642
To be fair though, the issue is they suck his dick once and gain acess to his bank account, he gets mad obviously and they leave, rinse and repeat he has lost like all his money, that is why he has the issues. I personally would never want to be him.
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>>28199633
I can't stop laughing. He and the turkey are the same size.
Why lol
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>>28199210
i hate how they are all rich too, like i have never seen a poor dwarf ever.
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>>28199283
one updoot for you, sir. epic ftw
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>>28199756
I didn't think the image was funny until I saw your reply, so thanks for existing and writing that post. It made my day.
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>>28199262
If there was a 50% chance my kid would come out retarded, I would just adopt.
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>>28199262
And they selfishly decided to test their luck twice. Fuck normies.
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They shouldn't have reproduced. It's unfair to the children that they have to suffer their parents inferior genetics.
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>>28199533
It's called status and it's pretty hard to attain.

>midgets have to be famous actors to score 5/10, STI riddled sluts

What a just world.
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Midgets get so much sympathy sex it's not even funny
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>>28199503
Nigga mus' be skr8 loaded been.


>redditors pretend that beta bux and status don't exist to keep their delusions going

It's kind of like when minorities post exceptional members of their race and pretend that Bell curves don't exist.
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>>28200226
That's disgusting. Hope you wear a condom when you're fucking those loose slags.
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>>28200226
There's zero percent chance this is true. If there was such a thing as pity sex, /r9k/ wouldn't exist.
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>>28199503
>it doesn't do anything to make you feel better about your own life.
Normy detected.

Let me guess, if your life is going great and you don't need to "feel better about your own life", when you socially exclude robots and treat them like doormats you had a good reason to do so. Right?

This is the most insidious example of the "just world" fallacy I have seen.

I have been forced to accept the fact I am an aspy retard, now these neurotypicals with a minor deformity or disability want me to pretend there is no problem. Actually, being an aspy isn't a good thing, neither is dwarfism. The point isn't to deny reality it is to come to peace with it. Looks like you've got some growing up to do.
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>>28199210
AY RICTUS, GO SEE WHAT'S BOTHERIN' DAD!
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>>28199756
all jokes aside, it would be pretty hard to see him with no one around and not kick him like a football.
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>>28199450
This. How could you do this to Warwick, OP? He's a great person.
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>>28199210
Warwick is pretty fucking based on An Idiot Abroad. Real entertaining little guy.
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WHY ARE THEY BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING
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>>28199210
>>28201411
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>>28199419
>2016
>not wanting your own goblin army
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