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>Hey anon! We heard you're a virgin, so we decided we'd
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>Hey anon! We heard you're a virgin, so we decided we'd let you lose your virginity in a threesome ;)
>You're sooooo lucky! :3
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I'd fuck them without any hesitation
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>>28198756
>ywn have a threesome with two belly girls
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They're not the worst.
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>>28198756

I'd legit tell the girl on the left to lose the belly piercing.

Also two girls is kinda awkward to be honest.
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>>28198756
NO FAT CHICKZ
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>>28198770
FILTHY
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>Is that a rape threat or a joke in bad taste? Neither of you are my type. And its not just because you're chubby. You don't have the hair or facial features I like. You have boobs. You are open about wanting sex with me and think that means you already have my agreement. That last part especially is annoying to me. Theres a reason I'm a virgin, beyond my own lack of experience. Even if I could only get sex if I was offered it, I probably wouldn't take it. I don't even know your personalities, how would we get along? I'd only have sex with someone I wanted to date long term. That's double impossible in a threesome with girls I don't know.
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>>28198894
>>You have boobs

>pretending you're straight after this statement
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>>28199038
I actually don't care much but flat chest cause it's more rare than boobage. But fat gurl boobs are annoying cause they are a waste. Probably better than flat chest on fat chick. Idk. My waifu simultaneously has the biggest boobs in her game and flat chest.
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>>28198756
They're not even that fat and I'd destroy the both of them
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>>28199073
They aren't that fat but they still don't look that good. Even if they lost weight I probably wouldn't have sex with them. I'd probably consider it more though.
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one on the left is pushing it in terms of weight. The right one is a QT though
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>>28199159 meant for
>>28199131

I guess I'll need to block the robot.
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>>28198894
>You are open about wanting sex with me and think that means you already have my agreement. That last part especially is annoying to me
this so fucking much

the rest of your post tho is a fedora fest
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>>28199253
I know I'm a fedora. That's another reason I'll never have a gf. I hate myself for it but oh well. I think fedoras and trench coats are cool. I know they aren't. I think katanas are cool. I know they sucked historically and were made obsolete before they were made useable. I'm an atheist. I'm overweight. I'm a "nice guy". I'm a fucking neckbeard fedoralord to the max.
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>>28199296
>I think fedoras and trench coats are cool. I know they aren't.
trench coats are though

>I think katanas are cool. I know they sucked historically and were made obsolete before they were made useable
>>>/his/
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>>28198756
Sounds good to me

>I'm not actually a virgin though
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>>28199131
They're plenty fat you filthy hillbilly
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These 2 semi-chubsters wouldn't even be able to walk straight after I'd be done with them.
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>>28200450
>semi-chubsters

Nigga plz. These whales are fat as fuck. Have some pride.
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I'd fuck the shit out of the on the right tbqh. The one on the left has kind of a weird face though.
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>>28199131
>ameriburgers


Oc
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>>28198770
this right here to be honest my familial relation
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>>28198756
One on the left? Nah.
One on the right though has some potential.
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>>28200488
You are wrong. I would take both of them to pound-town.
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>>28198756
im so down for this
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They're fat as fuck. Please. If you're into chicks who are this sloppy you have a pretty sad life.
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>>28198756
i want the one with the socks
you have to cover your body with a blanket and never mention this again
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>>28200589
God i hate fat asses. The absolute worst.
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>>28200664
Why not just take a bottle of olive oil and head out to the pig pen?
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>>28200648
Right. They probably get as much D as they can handle on a daily basis.
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I think they're both cute.

Oh well.
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>>28200715
Yeah in white trash and nignog circles.
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>>28198756
All right, but you better not touch my 'stache
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Anyone have the rest of this set, or know where I can acquire it?
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>>28201227
yeah at golden corral. fuck off you degenerate pervert.
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This is now a bellygf thread.
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>>28198756
well im not gonna say no

puss is puss
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>>28201227
have this senpai
btw http://www.xvideos.com/video11828131/camgirl_sailorjupiter
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>>28201917
you mean obese pig right?
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>>28202039
Come on anon, there are levels of fat, it isn't all just anorexic/obese.
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>>28202039
THIS IS ORIGINAL THE COMMENT DO NOT STEAL
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>>28202182
>there are levels of fat,
Not really. There is fit and overweight. those chicks in OP pic are straight up FAT.
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>>28198756
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>>28202221
*B*O*T*TO*M*F*E*E*D*E*R*
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>>28202196
15-30% is the best. At least with the pictures here.
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>>28202221
C H U B B Y C H A S E R

thats what you fattie lovers are ^
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>>28201227
>>28202037
damn son
>thighs on the right
>innie vag on the left
I'd go for both of them. I don't give a fuck. those holes look highly appealing
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Urge...to breed...rising
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>>28202293
>I don't give a fuck.
DUH
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>>28198756
I'd turn them both down easily if they weren't together, but a threesome is something I haven't had yet and they aren't so totally gross to not give it a shot
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Fucking degenerates. How did we get to a place where anyone considers these sloppy gluttonous bottom-tier women sexy?

Shame on all of you.
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>>28202391
Nogs, hillbillies and betas Anon. It's really that simple.
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>>28201227
Source is fetlife. How do I know? I was the one who posted them originally. Don't remember their user name though
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>>28202391
wouldn't even make eye contact with. all is not lost...
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>>28202437
Nevermind, i remembered.

Se7enLetters
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>>28202500
fuck off with your nig-tier trash
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>>28202512
quiet, negro
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>>28202546
literal gutter garbage
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>>28201227
I lift weights so I can have as many chunky low self esteem concubines as my heart desires
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>>28198756
fuckin' awesome

but i should probably shower first
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>>28202564
kill yrself freak
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>>28198770
And you could brag later about fucking two chicks at the same time. They don't even look that old so you could say they were 19 or 20.
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Is this the successor to dogposter?
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>>28200648
If you turn down an opportunity like this you're probably some normalfag that doesn't have a problem getting sex.

For many of us here this would be one chance in a million not to be wasted.
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>>28198756
Okay, yea they're fat but they're still hot.

fat =/ ugly all the time. I'd fuck them hard
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I would probably be sweating like George Bush on Judgment Day.
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>>28202592
>brag
about those pigs?

fucking kek.

even if you where blind drunk, it's deny to you die with whales like that. c'mon bro. try and keep up.
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>>28202563
keep posting, lil nigga
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>>28201227
>the fatter one isn't the roastie

makes perfect sense when you think about it
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>>28202391
Anon, men exist to blast cum into as many fertile women as possible

80% of women are perfectly average, 10% are hot sex goddesses, and the last 10% just need paper bags

Men are natural polygamists, women struggle to make us commit

Women naturally want the most virile man around, but this is tempered by their need for a provider
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>>28202649
fat women can not be hot.
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>>28202649
>fat =/ ugly all the time.
fat = ugly all the time

leave flyover country

Smh
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>>28202196
The chick labled 10-12% bodyfat probably has more like 5%.
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>>28202653
You don't mention that part, mang. Just the bangin' two chicks at the same time part.
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>>28202681
>>28202687
Low test betas pls go
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>>28202675
hell no freak. NO fat chicks. they're filthy, sloppy and they smell like ass. fucks wrong w/ you?
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>>28202721
Bottom feeding niggers plz go
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>>28202728
>>28202739
little boys have school tomorrow, go to sleep sweeties
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>>28202776
Don't you have to be at work at Subway at 10am?

Maybe you can woo some landwhales with turkey clubs you nig-tier faggot.
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>>28198756
>"Who the fuck are you and how did you get into my apartment?"
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>>28202810
not that guy but how the fuck did you know that I have to?
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>>28202776
>sweeties
Cover blown
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Please guys, can't we get along?
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>>28203117
fucking gross. put that slob on a treadmill.
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>>28203138
Is that 8 next to the file name the file size or her weight?

Fucking low test cuck beta boy
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>>28198756
>ywn fuck 2 /belly/ latina goddesses
h-hold me
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>>28203138
I agree that there's a limit to fatness, but this sin't it.
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holy fuck it looks like my mother and one of her friends I'm hurling at the thought here and I know it's not them probably since this image would have to be at least three decades old
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>>28198756
>Thanks but I'm not into beastiality
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>tfw even landwhales can get sex easily and would deny you
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Being afraid of "hightest" is why the niggers will win.
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>>28198756

*after sex*

>anon, we have a confession to make

"I have syphilis and she has gonorrhoea."
"but hey, you're not a virgin anymore"
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I don't understand this thread.

I'm detecting an even count of irony levels, and it doesn't take an expert to tell you're coming in at sub 5. What are you trying to accomplish, OP?
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Yeah nah i'm good fuck off
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>>28198894
>don't even know your personalities, how would we get along? I'd only have sex with someone I wanted to date long term.

holy shit what a virgin loser
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>>28201917
>>28203117
>>28204117
Fuck, more like this.
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>>28203138
Theres a huge difference between
>>28203117
and>>28198756

>>28202721
Those girls are legitimately fat and not really even curvy. Not high test at all
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