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>tfw my parents are going to get me an arranged marriage
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>tfw my parents are going to get me an arranged marriage
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>sad about getting a free wife who grew up in a conservative and traditional culture
I would slap you so hard if I knew where you were, OP.
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>>28198462

>free wife

much like getting a free tv or new computer.

i hope my wife is one of those hot "Lacy" type models desu.
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Know that feel. Best turn of events of my life.
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This could either be great for you anon or absolutely horrible.

On one hand, the girl could end up being really cool to hang out with once you get to know her, or might be pretty cute.
On the other hand you could get paired up with the bitch from hell, or that ugly inbred one with the tache and wonky eye.

Best to find out in advance and prepare to run for the hills.
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Sounds like a bit of a lottery. Do you know the girl or will you end up with some unmarriable leftover woman?
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>>28198436
If you don't like her can't you just run away?
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>>28198436

Statistically, you'll end up happier than the vast majority of human beings. Ideally hold off on having children for as long as possible if not forever. And if you live in a Western country and make your own money, then it's time to break free of your social conditioning. You didn't choose to be born, so any burdens your existence put on your parents is their own responsibility.
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>>28198581
ik her and i dont rally like her

>>28198599
if i run away i wont be able to inherit my family fortune.........
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>>28198623
What year are you living in anon? Like give me a place and culture here
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>>28198623
>if i run away i wont be able to inherit my family fortune.........
Yeah but, since you live in a country that still does arranged marriages, you could probably migrate to a 1st world country and earn the equivalent of your family 'fortune' in a few weeks.

UNless of course we're talking to an oil baron/indian prince here.
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>>28198678
Singapore
We are Chinese and my parents are conservative as fuck
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>>28198623
>if i run away i wont be able to inherit my family fortune.........
Tolerate her, and then get a mistress afterwards you stupid fucking nigger.
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>>28198436
poo in the loo friend
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>>28198700
>Singapore
Ok ignore my ignorance about >>28198693

Yeah steal what cash you can and catch the next flight to Perth. I'll link you in with the local Chinese community here but it might be worth claiming political asylum.
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>>28198436
POO GOES IN THE LOO PAJEET

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, YOU SMALL DICKED DOTS
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>>28198623
Why not go along with it, make sure it's all yours, convince your parents to agree to a prenup, get a vasectomy, then cut the bitch off entirely once you get that fortune.
Then you can burn it all on fine dining, and whores.
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>>28198700
Good luck. One good side to being an American who makes his own money and doesn't have close relationships to his family is that I can live independently without guilt. I will never marry or have children and that's a beautiful thing. I've always wondered if Chinese realize how guilt-tripped and brainwashed into familial subservience they are. I was raised Roman Catholic so I feel like I can sort of grasp their side of things, but I broke free of that too.
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>>28198462
Fun fact, Indian women put in arranged marriages are divorcing more and looking for Chad (because their husbands don't love them in bed well enough or something I dunno)
Pretty much you're getting forced to feed some Stacy until she hops on some good loo meat
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>>28198743
claiming asylum for this is over the top dont you think? i think they would rather help syrian refugees instead

>>28198758
The girls family is wealthy too.... her dad asked my dad for me to marry her.......
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>>28198802
he's not in India, read the thread.
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but does she poo in the loo?
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>>28198844
Well then. If you are both wealthy then maybe secret mistress it is.
It's a shame you can't arrange an 'open relationship' with this transactional wife. Live together in mutual benefit but each can go fuck whoever they want whenever.
Even if you don't get any sex, at least have the satisfaction you aren't slamming it in her ugly ass. And you can burn the money on all kinds of fun shit.
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>>28198700

What would LKY do?
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>>28198874
It was a fun fact, I know he's in Singapore, hopefully he doesn't get a gold-digger, and if he does hopefully he can keep her in her place, you never know with women >>28197802
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>>28198951
He died :(

>>28198919
>>28198974
i wish i had white parents.....it must be awesome
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At least you'll get laid.

I'm a 30 year old virgin. An arranged marriage sounds great to me.
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>>28198436
Hope she poos in the loo dawg
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>>28198974
>Singapore
>Country with average disposable income of a million dollars or more
>Hope he doesn't get a gold digger
Yeah me too
actually fuck off OP, you rich fuck
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>>28198436
hope she poos in the loo anon
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>>28199031

White parents have their own benefits and drawbacks. If they're good, they're much more accepting, loving, motivating in a positive way, and enjoyable. They can also be lassie-faire to the point that they'll let you drown, stupid, or lazy. In my case, they also do not know how to cook good food.
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>>28198700
So you're getting a free asian qt?

Post a picture of her.
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>>28199223
being "rich" is worthless if you live a miserable life

>>28199353
why evryone keep saying this???

>>28199363
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>>28198436
>>tfw my parents are going to get me an arranged marriage
kek. better hope she poos in the loo dude
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>>28199363
>>28199031

What are the chances of a male being granted political asylum due to arranged marriage? We all know the game is rigged to only benefit women.

Singaporean Anon, what's the estimated value of the family fortunes?
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>>28199418
>poo in loo

They think you are Indian. Ignore them.
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>>28198700
Here's a fantastic idea OP: Tell your parents no.

You're a grown man, there's no law, even in a shit hole like Singapore that says you have to take a wife of your parents choosing.
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>>28199543
not sure probably in the tens of millions?
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I assume you're a failure of a spawn with no redeeming quality and just leeching at your parents ? do as you're told, it's all you're good for
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>>28199646
But he will risk getting cucked out of an inheritance.
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>>28198436
Oh shit dude. You better hope she poos in the loo.
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>>28198623
Forget the fortune a life time spent with a bitch is a life not worth living.
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>>28198436

The thought of getting an arranged marriage is disgusting to me. Hope you figure something out, anon - you shouldn't have to put up with something as antithetical to the concept of love as an arranged marriage.
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>>28199919
>>28199908
adopt me anons
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>>28198436
Tbqh as long as she pooed in the loo I'd probably be pretty stoked.
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>>28200031

Do you have any contacts overseas? Like a distant relative or something?
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>>28200171
What this anon said, you want to start making an escape plan if you choose to leave it all.
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>>28198462
>sad about getting a free wife
>wanting some bitch to constantly nag at you 24/7
>wanting some bitch constantly telling you what to do
>having to answer to some bitch 24/7
>saying goodbye to your hobbies
>saying goodbye to your free time

Sometime I don't think you anons understand what an a arranged marriage is like.

It's the last thing a robot needs.
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>>28198721
>>28198745
>only indians get arranged marriage

Why are whites so ignorant.
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>>28200212
Exactly, it's like signing away your freedom except without the freedom of saying no.
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>>28198436
Dude as long as she poos in the loo you're all good.
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