>tfw you make a girl wet just of a dickpic alone
no big dicked robots here?
>that face she makes when she sees your dick for the first time
>>28197106
I refuse to believe there isn't a single fat/autistic/ugly robot with a big dick on here. C'mon it can't be all negative.
oh come one
not even any blackbots present?
>>28197295
Everybody on /r9k/ has a huge dick. Women find them intimidating.
>>28197295
Mine is pretty long (7-8 inches) but has laughable girth and instantly softens whenever I move or stand up. It doesn't help that my body is unattractive shit with fat deposits surrounding my groin.
>>28197641
maybe they're intimitated by the fact that you're not wearing pants in public
>>28197643
>instantly softens whenever I move or stand up
wut, do you have some kind of disease or something?
I have an 8x6 inch dick but I lose my boner and get distracted constantly during sex. I also feel almost no pleasure apart from orgasm.
>tfw big long uncut dong
imaging girls I know taking my schlong is all the material I need
>>28197106
My dick is 7"x6", what does that make me?Too bad I'm 5'4, so it doesn't matter.
>>28198142
>Looks like a fucking baseball bat against your tiny leg
>>28198179
I used to run and bike a lot so my thighs are pretty toned.
Nobody here has a big dick, if you have a big dick there's no reason to be here
>>28198199
boredom
original etc
Am I a big enough guyfor you
>>28197106
Post dick pic with timestamp then Faggot
>>28197106
>small dick
>Have sent girls online dick pics at angles that make it look big making them go crazy
Who else here /DEVILISH/
>>28198199
I wanted to believe this. But there was a dick thread and everyone has a huge dick (more than 5 inches is big. Shut up). I'm very small. People don't know my suffering.
>>28198199
This. "Big-dicked robots" is contradictory. Even if there were robots with big dicks, they wouldn't have girls to send pictures to. Congrats on exposing yourself, normie.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28198226
>stealing from /soc/.
that's pretty low anon.
>>28198226
This is a big dick FEELS thread, not an attentionwhoring rate thread.
>>>/soc/
>>28197735
That's called confidence bro.
>>28198266
But am I big enoughfor you
/regular dick/ here. It's like 1 cm taller than my Xperia C4, which is 15,3 cm.It feels small, though.
>>28198246
They're lying
orginal
>>28198344
>It feels small, though.
Love this meme.
>>28198300
I don't care mane, dick size talk should be irrelevant in robot culture. Go facebook or tinder or /soc/, this thread doesn't sound depressed or angry.
>>28198372
lol Small dick detected.
>>28198356
There were pics and shit. Look, white people are generally large, i've accepted it that most white guys are more than 6 inches. And most of them are taller than 5'8". give me those and i'll stop being here.
>>28198372
>dick size talk should be irrelevant in robot culture
lol
Sure if you agree to shut the fuck up about females/anime/le cuck meme/normies/chads forever
>>28198365
It's probably because I have thick manlet legs and a bit of fat in that area.
>>28198412
Yes i am. So my opinion won't be taken seriously if i'm small ?
Is 6.5x5 big?
>>28198246
Don't worry bro, dick threads are mostly filled with circlejerking big dicks, you're probably average
t. big dick
>>28198423
It's 4chan. 'Chan'. There are animes everywhere in this site, like, cartoons.
>>28198445
>>>/a/
There's a containment board for a reason.
>>28197751
Probably. I can stand up with a morning hard on and be soft before I get to the toilet. It wasn't like this when I was a teenager.
>>28198456
There was a time when this site was only /b/ and anime boards, or so I hear.
Guys, please can you start posting pics?
>>28198499
No. Fuck off. >>>/soc/
>>28197106
7.5 reporting in..
When I wear sport shorts and jump rope in gym my dick would keep dangling and girls look at it ;-;
>>28197106
What is the cutoff for "big dick?"
>>28198493
What's your point? Times change.
>>28198512
Angry dicklet detected
>>28198515
It's not about the actual size. It's more about whether girls give you compliments about your dick.
>>28198515
12"
I am now mute.
>>28198538
I'm OP :^)
see >>28198266
And how is this /r9k/ relevant again ? Tell me, what's the painful thing about your statement, OP. Tell me, why does this post belong to /r9k/ ?
>>28198596
Is there supposed to be a theme to this board? OP probably just likes the feel of a big dick.
>>28198588
Without pics you're a dicklet
>>28197106
>tfw I've had a girl reply to a dick pic with "omg you would break me"
>tfw only 6" but I know my angles
Feels good senpai. Any average guy can make himself look insanely huge in pictures with almost zero effort.
>>28198668
This is very true. I'm only 4 inches, but this is what my dick looks like in a pic.
>>28198710
Adds like 2 inches in appearance. It feels good to fool them. It's sorta the guy equivalent of makeup.
>>28198630
So it's a random theme ? 'Random' ? >>>>>>>/b/
>tfw you want to go hard but it hurts her
>she says it's like a 9/10 on the pain scale
>tfw too big to enjoy myself without hearing "ow stop"
>mfw it doesn't matter what size my dick is because it's not like anyone's going to be seeing it anyway
>>28198710
that dick looks sodry lol
>>28199268
Same dick
Lighting does wonders. But yeah, it's dry because no pussy.
>>28199211
you gotta gradually make her get used to it brah
>>28199211
It doesn't matter. I don't need orgasm anyway. I need women to see me as better than other men, as stronger than other men, i need women to admire me, to say things like 'omg wow shit ow'. I've spent my whole life feeling inferior, small, and weak.
>>28199244
I guarantee someone wil at some point, don't be so negative.
>tfw I have to bring my own condoms because women only ever get shitty free condoms from their university health center
>tfw my dick is too big that I can't put it all the way in without hurting her
>tfw I'll never be able to get a sloppy deepthroat blowjob
Having an 8" dick fucking sucks. I'd happily go down to a 6".
>>28199312
Fuck off, fucking normie. Why can you guarantee it?
>>28199039
originally random / general discussion, basically.
>>28199301
I'd give up orgasm from women for a big dick. I can just jerk off. But the feeling of when women say 'ow stop' and just making the sex very slow and soft but you know that she sees you as a giant, as a strong giant man, is very rewarding. I need it so bad.
>>28199312
Seeing it again, I should say. I used to be a normie, but made a lot of extremely shitty decisions in my 20's and the whole ordeal turned me into a robot.
No one will be seeing it because I legit have zero interest in sex or relationships.
Anything above 6 inches is actually extremely rare in real life even in most of africa except the congo, I used to think my dick was big (i'm not a big guy, 5'10 160lbs so it looked big on me) until I measured it the correct way, only a little over 6 inches long. Most guys guess their height and dick size 2 inches more than they actually are.
>>28199294
There's no way that's 4 inches
>>28199344
Because in 3850000000 years EVERY SINGLE ONE of your forefathers managed to procreate and, despite what you might believe, neither you nor your environment are special.
>>28199445
> 6 inches
> extremely rare
> literally over half the population.
The average dick rate thread on /soc/ or /b/ says otherwise. Maybe you should measure your dick bone pressed. I promise, it isn't cheating, it is science.
>>28199459
It ranges from a little under 5 to close to 6.5 depending on how hard I get. Plus I'm overweight, so it's probably dependent on my position too.
>>28199473
I wonder every day why normies choose to come here.
>>28199473
Yeah, but only 60% of guys and 80% of women ever bred. As an example, you might not breed but one of your brothers does, and so your familial line continues even though one of you died childless.
>>28198246
They don't measure properly and lie
t. Femanon who had a bf tell her he was 6.5 inches, who is literally half the size of my current 6.5 inch bf
>>28199487
Over 6 inches, and pictures can be very deceiving
>>28199593
So much this. This might sound really lame but I work with a gay co worker who hooks up with a different guy almost every weekend, I asked him straight up what the average is and he said most guys are high 5 inches to low 6 inches
>>28197106
>tfw blacked.com-tier BBC
>khhv
>20 to
10 more years til black wizardhood
>>28199459
Other guy here. I took a badly-framed picture of my 7"+ dick once and said it was 4". Everybody who replied believed me.
>tfw your dick is 6" soft and hard
>tfw girls are initially excited/scared by your soft dick but then disappointed when it doesn't grow bigger.
>>28199473
I'm a cul-de-sac of evolution.
> comfy
> no thru traffic
> isolated
>>28199593
Can you fuck off my board?
Bye roastie
>>28199683
and glorified dead end.
>>28199312
>I guarantee someone wil at some point
>>28199674
>tfw extreme grower
Sometime's a wish I was a shower, but it's kinda cool I guess. I feel there must be girls with a grower fetish out there somewhere. R-right?
>>28198413
Fucking white people have EVERYTHING
If God exist, he can go fuck himself.
>Back in 2006 my 7x5.5 made females have to catch their breath
>Now females are so accustomed to porn and being sent dozens of dick pics daily via social media that this is the new small for them
How are people supposed to keep the family unit going when roasties need a soda can to feel satisfied? These Tinder girls are gonna be the new marriage market in a few years.
>>28199792
You must have it so hard, normie. :(
>>28199330
>Having an 8" dick fucking sucks. I'd happily go down to a 6".
No you wouldn't
>>28199855
Once you're past 6', how much really matters at that point? It's more of a hindrance at that point.
>>28199508
I seriously hope every normie died through a simultaneous brain aneurysm.
>>28199787
I hate being a grower. I didn't want to take my pants off during sex because it was still soft and like 2 inches.
Still a virgin
>>28199593
Question : can you be commited to a long term relationship with a guy with 4-5 inches penis ?
>>28199871
You're 8 inches.
You wouldn't know the feel of someone 6 inches or under
So kindly fuck off and stop talking about things you have no understanding of.
>>28199787
For some reason I read that and thought of a literal shower for bathing so I had to reread it a few times like a dumbass haha
>>28199944
I wouldn't be happy sexually unless he knew what he was doing, but I would still love and be with him.
>>28199922
I see what you mean, but I don't really have that problem since I can get a semi very easily.
>>28199983
kek
>>28199855
you dont understand, there is no room in your pants, it always is outlined and it's embarassing
>>28199984
So 6' is the ideal penis size, right?
>>28199984
Really ? I mean, have you ever had sex with a guy that size ? You can still achieve orgasm with that size, right ? Or no ?
>>28200073
Sucks man, girls always squirt too hard when I fuck them and it gets EVERYWHERE.
>>28200073
>it's embarrassing
Hahahaha. What. You see, those girls that see you, they're aroused and all of them wants to suck it, how's that ? Imagine, when girls think you're small, they look at the small bump on your crotch, and like "lol what, so small. Hahahaha no way, go away kid".
>>28199948
M8 there's literally no point for a dick to be this long. The only thing it's good for is visual appeal. You're being jelly of people who can't fully utilize their dicks.
>>28200013
I was kind of drunk. Still didn't help.
>mfw she stopped talking to me after she saw it
Killed whatever confidence I had.
I really had feelings and opened up to her as well.
Never ever will I fucking make that mistake again..
>>28200315
>M8 there's literally no point for a dick to be this long
Of course there is.
Better have more and not need it then not have enough.
Again, if he was 6 inches, he would be saying how he wishes he was bigger.
>>28199944
I love my bf's dick. That's all. I wouldn't be satisfied with any other penis at this point. I've been spoiled.
>>28200111
Sure around that is fine if it is girthy enough. 5+?
>>28200140
Maybe 5. I did orgasm, but he went down on me and was amazing with his fingers. So I was already on edge when we did the deed.
>>28200309
Doesn't help if you're ugly.
Having a big dick is a meme
>>28200414
Saying somethings a meme is a meme.
>>28200373
Please stop posting here, you impure whore.
I hope you get shot
>tfw 9" penis but only 5'5" tall
>tfw teased and called "tripod" in school
>>28200428
>Saying something is a meme is a meme
>Everything is a meme
>>28200373
And how big is he ? This is important
>>28198471
Do you stay hard with stimulation? I have similar issues and my dick goes limp quickly whenever I get hard. Doctor says it's all in my head but idk.
>>28201521
I think like 7 inches, but he's really girthy.
>>28199473
I'll admit that robots are usually the first to declare perfectly doable tasks completely impossible but no, fuck off, you're delusional if you believe there aren't a fair number of spergs who die virgins.
>>28201383
Milhouse is legitimately not a meme.
>>28201625
So, smaller than that, you're sure that you won't feel anything ?
what's the point of loving someone if i have a small dick anyway ? Girls are like walking rulers. And they're made to be uncompatible with me, all of them.
>>28201625
What's your bf like?
>>28201870
I don't understand. I just love him and he's the only guys I've ever been with.
>>28202017
He's a dweeb just like me. Into Anime and video games. We love watching movies together.
>>28202073
So one of the reason you're not gonna leave him is because you're afraid of falling in love again with a smaller guy ?
>>28197233
she squinting trying to see it desu senpai desu baka
