>be 19
>have very boyish facial aesthetics
>dating a chubby 28-year old kindergarten teacher
>she gives me money
>likes that I obsess over comics and video games
>don't have to work
>she gives me money to buy things I want
>let's me sleep over at her place whenever I want
>might move in with her soon
How does it feel to know you'll never be me, guys?
I like the idea of a "mommy gf" who takes care of me but not to the extent of extreme infantilization and NEVER the "stay at home dad and female breadwinner"
>>28196125
>How does it feel to know you'll never be fucking me, guys?
Kind of bad but I'm happy for you. Post ass.
>>28196181
Well when we discuss our future she is very encouraging in me pursuing an education since i once told her I would like to be a writer but that it probably wouldn't happen. She then told me that I should take classes at the community college and that she'd support me pursuing that career even if it wasn't very realistic.
So I guess if we stay together she'd go out and work and I would stay home and write about stuff.
>>28196125
>How does it feel to know you'll never be me, guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6Il58Ln4cI
legit jelly senpai, but dealing with other people is just too much for me
>>28196125
Just kill me now tbofampai
>>28196125
That's so cute :3
I'm married to my little and we cuddle lots and be cute together.
Kinda wish I looked a bit more boyish, but you can't win 'em all.
>>28196125
>that age gap
She'll pump and dump you
do you guys have sex?
I'm an outsider looking in
>>28196125
I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOU DON'T DESERVE IT YOU DON'T DESERVE ANY OF IT
>>28197693
I hope you die in a fire and your "little" starves to death
Now get off my board dumb whore
>>28197958
On a scale of 1 to Evangelion, how happy are you?
>>28196125
>chubby
dropped
>>28196125
Is having boyish looks something that can be used to your advantage, cause I have boyish looks. I ask because I thought its only chad looks that get you an advantage.
>>28197993
Fuck off normaIfag
JUST GET THE FUCK OUT
>>28196125
What's the sex like famalam
mdlg is better, sorry lads
or is it mdlb because I'm a trap?
but what about when im the mommy like I usually am?
is it ddlg? but they call me mommy? what if im the little girl but i get off to being called a boy because i'm a fetishist?
this shits too confusing man
>>28198120
Why don't you fuck off back to tumblr with your cancerous abbreviations you low intelligence cancer idiot who should kill himself?
>>28198201
yawn
is that the best you've got nigger?
>>28198031
bumping for this question because I also have boyish looks and are curious
>>28198212
Yeah sure, just say "no u", give off the notion that you're a lighthearted "epic troll who's not taking this seriously because they've got more important things to do. But we all know that you're the biggest failure fuckup in this thread. Even if you post another "AMAZING" ironic shitpost that no one cares about it won't change the fact that you failed to leave this place 4 times, tripfag for attention from fucking r9k, have no friends, can't even get an A in a shitty college, or even realize that no one likes you and people hate you despite never even seeing a picture of you. That means you're judged purely by you're post quality which is an insight towards you're character. It means that a completely impartial human being does not like you based purely on you're personality. It's not because you're a fat fuck, not even because you're a manlet that people don't like you. It's because you're a terrible person that should kill themselves.
>inb4 no bully ;__;
I know that affected you faggot
>>28198363
How can you post this much text about nothing?
>>28198363
wait what?
do you think i'm someone else or something? none of this is even remotely close, i think you're mistaking me for someone else lmfao
>>28198444
>>28198441
>newfags replying to pasta
>Tfw not a "little" but have a qt mommy gf who lets me nuzzle and suckle on her breasts and strokes my hair while calling me a good boy
I want a woman who can make a man out of me and help me stop being a NEET shut-in. Who will see potential in me and give me the guidance and advice my parents never did. Unfortunately this dynamic seems to only exist between older males and younger female couples.
>>28198504
honestly ive been here since r9k v1 and ive never seen that
i am also half asleep so that might be the case
>>28198518
man i wish i could lactate that turns me on so fucking much
>>28196125
Dude wtf I want a mommy gf. Fuck this gay earth.
>>28198527
>cancerous newfag trip but im old guise
lol fucking tumblrites
>>28198550
How to get a mommy gf
>lose most of your muscle mass but try to stay at an average weight based on your height
>grow your hair out
>shave every day but be careful as to not get cuts or scrapes on your face
>start dressing like you were 12-15
>go on tinder or any other dating website and try messaging women who are 5+ years older than you.
>22
>be with 30 year old
>looks like she's 14-15
>only been with girls
>wants me to trap for her
>she cuddles me, cooks for me and we watch anime together
>>28196250
Damn anon. How'd you meet her?
>>28198706
H-has this routine worked for you or something?
>>28198746
On PoF. I messaged her and she replied and we went for a date at the Dairy Queen.
>>28198768
Well it helped me get my current gf so yes.
Also you'll most likely have to get comfortable with things the typical alpha male won't do like cry in public.
Now, I'm not saying you should start throwing tantrums but doing something like getting teary-eyed or having your voice break a bit when talking about something sad will definitely help.
>>28198706
>start dressing like you were 12-15
I did everything but this and it worked
I would be lying if I said I didn't envy you
>>28198879
I envy you so much ;-; I look very boyish, so I could try it, I suppose. Thank you for the advice, anon.
>>28196125
>don't have to work
This is the only thing I'm jealous of. I thought I was submissive for a long time, but it turns out I'm just lazy and selfish. I can't stand feeling powerless.
>>28196125
>tfw ABDL
>>28200610
I <3 being ABDL personally
>>28200658
I mean, I wouldn't be one if I didn't enjoy it, but
>real expensive
>binge/purge
>no confidence to contact anyone in the fetish
>barely talk with anyone about it
>only thing that gets me hard
Fucking paraphillia
>>28201113
it's not great. not to mention
I don't know if you've actually met anyone personally, but I have. They're nice, and surely well intentioned but
>some are oversocial, more willing to talk about it than I could ever be
>some are VISIBLY autistic.
>high statistical comorbidity with all kinds of mental disorders and other sexual deviancy
I would drop this fetish in a fucking nanosecond if I had a choice. leave it all behind and forget it ever happened
>>28200610
>tfw the AB side is probably a big part of me now and not just a fetish
>tfw conflicting caretaker + baby feelings inside
>tfw male dominated fetish and most people find it freaky as fuck
>tfw will never get a babygirl/mommy gf
>>28198879
Sorry, what's PoF?
>>28200610
I know your pain. Tried to visit r/ABDL reading those threads just really had me thinking, "These are the kind of people I'm associated with?"
But this is my life.
Baby face.
Girlfriend teaches pre-k.
I am a total child buying nerf guns and shit.
But I'm also in grad school and pay for shit with my own money.
>>28196125
How did you meet her? How do I land the dream?
>>28201471
I AM FAMILIAR WITH THIS EMOTION
>>28201113
I guess I only have the being able to talk to others about it problem. Have a decent job + no longer binge/purge.
I kind of like it because no matter what happens I can always count on my teddy bears for fuzzy feels.
>>28201983
it's a harsh world out there for a switch type, everyone usually sticks with one
>>28202375
>tfw
sometimes I just want to be big for a vulnerable little
sometimes I feel so little and need a big
>>28201595
Plenty of Fish
It's a dating website.
>>28196125
Post face pic young man
>>28197693
What's a little
How old are you and mrs. Little?
>be 28
>girlfriend is 16
>qt virgin blue eyes hot body
>she calls me daddy
>she's moving in with me next year
>going to make her wear cute outfits and cat ears
DDLG master race
>>28202624
I would but I'm shy and afraid people here would bully me. ;-;
>>28202422
>that fucking feel
do you ever feel like the conflict gets a bit too much sometimes, like I dunno how to feel or what I want and it's just ridiculous
also the huge conflict within myself that being submissive and vulnerable and all that shit is hugely frowned upon and my physical self doesn't lend well to being a caretaker type even though I want to be
>>28202375
>>28201983 here, i actually have a pen pal who used to be my little
this happened just now
>she wakes up too early
>can't go back to sleep
>wants a bedtime story
>i can't think of anything, so i improvise
story goes like this
>once upon a time, there was a sleepy princess
>one day, she woke up too early and couldn't go back to sleep
>she asked her friend, the village leper, to tell her a bedtime story
it was here that i got an idea
>the leper's story went like this:
>"once upon a time, there was a sleepy princess"
>etc
>i post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkvxiTEhNsM
>quickly throw pic related together in photoshop
i'm kinda proud of myself
>>28202663
Hi Doj, how are you doing nowadays? Don't let the anonybullies get you down
>>28202704
good work anon
and used to be your little? what happened
>>28202839
i live in the US
she literally lives in
L O N D O N
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i think we still have feelings for each other
>>28202663
>be 28
>girlfriend is 16
>hot body
>daddy
MOOOOOOOOOODS!
>>28196125
I'll never be an autistic adult man who has to invent fantasies on the Internet because they're not achievable in real life. How terrible I feel awful.
>>28202890
It's legal where I am but ok
>>28202422
>Normally dominant
>Sometimes I just want a tall, older woman to be the big spoon and give me headpats while whispering to me that I'm not a bad person and that she believes in me, while I rest my head on her chest and listen to her heartbeat.
It's too bad that I look like shit even on a good day, or that the type of woman I want for my fantasy cannot exist in real life because women resent a man showing any kind of emotion or weakness.
I don't know, I just want to be held, instead of doing all the holding.
>>28203048
>>28202704 here, i know that feel
i have the exact same fantasy, but with breastfeeding because i'm a degenerate
>>28202686
That doesn't make any sense.
Hold a time stamp over your eyes?
I think you're lying, any real little would be proud
>>28202663
How do you afford that and how did you meet her?
>>28202686
Okay fine.
Will you message me on kik though?! Please! It'll be fun!
Jizoclizo
come back when you get one of these
i'm >>28201471
>>28202375
>>28202696
>>28202889
if you have any chance of making it work you should totally go for it
DON'T LET IT SLIP, YOU'LL PROBABLY REGRET IT
>>28203048
>>28203100
it's many a feel I feel well
>It's too bad that I look like shit even on a good day, or that the type of woman I want for my fantasy cannot exist in real life because women resent a man showing any kind of emotion or weakness.
FUCK
>>28203663
tl;dr what happened
>>28202663
I hope you have a daughter so I can fuck her under aged ass and see how you feel.
>>28203902
>16
>underage
In what fuckin state m8?
>>28202916
Why are you mean, friend?
>>28198706
>>grow your hair out
But I like having my hair short. Are you sure I need to do that?
>>28198706
>tfw stocky and never lose gut no matter how much I exercise and how well I eat
>tfw can't shave worth a damn for some reason
>tfw will never be a mommy gf's shota ;_;
>>28202890
This is an American site, faggit. 16 is legal here.
>>28204050
Seriously, why does my hair have to be long?
