>someone holds the door for me
>ignore him and open the other door next to him
who else /devilish/?
>friends tell me to stop shitposting on kikebook
>dont
y-you're pure evil...
Honestly that qualifies as devilish in your book??
holding the door for you after they go in is ok i thank them
but if a guy opens the door for me and motions for me to go before him i say nah bro
i aint ur fuckign date faggot
>someone holds the door open for me
>mini panic mode
>no, I didn't want to interact with you
>I don't deserve this, someone else should have this man opening this door
>quicken my pace, do a little bow with my head, say thank you too quietly to be heard
>if there's a set of doors ahead, I take note of it so that I can be sure to open a door for someone next
>>28195151
>tfw always get the latter and not the former
nah... come on, they're just being nicer-right?
>>28195151
that shit bothers the fuck out of me too
>people stare at me
>look back at them
>they try to hide that they were staring by nodding at me when I make eye contact
>don't nod
>be tired in public
>forget human nature
>hold eye contact with everyone
>get beat up and put on the sex offender registry list
>make an OP
>other posters ask questions addressed to me
>never answer them and just sit back and watch my thread progress without putting any additional effort into it
pure d e v i l r y
Whenever i get fast food 90% of the time the person working the drive thru tries to small talk with me about "hows life treating you" "or hows your day been" It's annoying when all you want is a fucking burger and you dont want to get a mandatory pop psychology session
>>28195293
They're acting as sensor-bots and indoctrination dispensers for the hive
>don't forget, you're supposed to feel this way, or be able to respond to this question that way!
If you trip their alarm you're fucked
>>28195293
That's the beauty of having mostly ethnics doing those jobs around here. They spout out their rehearsed lines and that's it, they aren't even capable of more.
This one white bitch at Taco Bell taking my order says "is it Friday already" in response to noticing me there. Fucking cunt.
>takes a shit
>doesn't wash hands
>went to psychiatrist today
>hold the door open for a roastie
>how the door so she has to go under my arm to get by
>>28195073
>Be me
>Drive thru
>Order a number 9 large
>"Pefect sir would you like to.."
>Tell them no like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o7bKLZGLwg
>They instantly snap out of mindless work drone mode and tell me to pull up to window.
>check out girl
>she looks back
>I look away
>somebody asks how tall I am
>"6 feet"
>Actually 5'11"
roasties absolutely btfo
>>28195436
She remembers you. :)
Are you a large person by chance?
>ask for water cup at McDonalds
>fill it with Coke instead
>normie wagecucks do nothing
>>28195293
>be american
>get smalltalked
Americans normies are devilish
>>28195436
Love those guy
They're the best
We've got a mix here so you never know who you're gonna get
Not ordinarily /too/ racially biased, but I always go for foreigners (especially older) whenever I have to check out for this reason. No pretense, no bullshit, just smooth sailing. It's like I can tell that's what they want too and we've come to an understanding.
>>28195500
No, skinnyfat manlet in internet terms, 5'7 157lb by American imperial numbers.
>cashier says have a nice day
>go home and cry myself to sleep
stupid normies can't tell me what to do
>walking down the street
>someone walking towards me
>smile and say "good morning" to them
>it's actually 12:01 pm
>>28195553
>walking down the street
>someone walking towards me
>they cross to the other side of the street
haha beta bitch i am alpha male when it comes to path-walking etiquette gtf ouuta my way
>out in public
>put on a smug, self-satisfied look like I just heard a clever inside joke that others wouldn't understand
>I actually have no self-confidence and low self-esteem
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>make an evil joke about Chad when he isn't around me
>friends tell him what I said
>he asks me if I really said that
>I say no
>walking along road
>wave to random people in the cars
>they wave back as if they know me and spend time trying to remember who I am
>they might even feel bad after
>be a wagecuck
>create threads praising the NEET life everyday
>>28195708
My step-dad does that while driving, as a corny dad joke. He say's they're gonna go "who the hell do I know who drives a Cadillac"
>>28195734
No. NO!
SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN
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>play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
>Go there
>playing minecraft
>server says not to use x-ray hack
>use x-ray hack
>open up a lemonade stand with the sole intention of selling my piss in the cups instead of actual lemonade
>switch all the cups with real lemonade at the last second when my first customer rolls up
>mfw i give them actual lemonade instead of piss
>>28195221
Hola Lau
>>28195659
I like this one.
I pull hella faces while walking around.
>>28195465
did she smell your pit?
>give myself a you
