>"Hey Anon, do you want to study together some time for the test that's coming up? I mean don't think I'm just looking to copy your notes or anything, I'm sure you've revised lot already! Oh, you haven't? Well, the library is open late this month, maybe we could meet up there after class one evening? You'd like to! Great! Well do you want to trade phone numbers or email addresses or something?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2csnAVcZtU ]
>>28193586
Go home whore. I'm here to slay you where you stand.
>>28193637
I'll slay you now where you fucking stand you fucking paki cunt. You listen to fucking me.
>>28193637
Did you actually upload a picture of yourself? You have to be baiting. But thanks for ruining the thread.
>>28193680
WHORE SLAYED.
>>28193657
Im white
>>28193586
>give her Chad's number because I don't need to study with someone else
>"Gosh your skin is so warm. Do you mind if I come a little bit closer? There, that's better. No, it's okay, you can put your arm around me. It's nice actually. Jeez Anon we've known each other for weeks now and it's like you're still scared that any little mistake you make is going to make me lost interest. You're so silly! But that's why I like you. Really, it's fine. You can hold me as tightly as you want as often as you want. Lying here with you is the best feeling in the world."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTSa44ZhsG0 ]
>>28193586
>spics
>>28193759
>Ahaha wow anon, its this thread again! I hope you dont mind if I become real fucking pain in the ass.
Nah you just want to copy notes.
>"Hush, did you hear that thunder! There must be a storm approaching, it's been raining hard all evening. Hey, come on, let's drag the duvet in here and cuddle up on the couch to watch the lightning with the lights off. Wait, you go get the duvet I'm gonna make some hot chocolate for us to keep warm!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQx1X5HhkoI ]
>>28193759
h-how is she taking the picture
>>28193858
I want to know Eliza. Have you ever seen the rain?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sH8oSVs_spg
>"Oh no, I don't mind. I sort of like the cold weather anyway. It makes me appreciate the warmth more when I get back indoors! To be honest I'm glad you suggested we go for a walk instead of just sitting around drinking coffee or whatever, it's nice to be able to talk like this. You know I'm still surprised how much you have to talk about, I sort of had the impression that you were just this sad quiet guy who didn't have much to say. I'm glad you've proven me wrong Anon, and, hey, I mean, well if you're not busy this evening you could maybe come around to my place to watch a movie or I could cook us a nice meal or something?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oRlpGyI1rg ]
>"I just want you to have more confidence in yourself Anon. You have so much potential but you always put other people before yourself and find some way of convincing yourself you're not good enough to get to where you want to be in life. Honestly Anon in the time I've gotten to know you I've realized that you have a lot going for you and if you only concentrated on achieving what you want to achieve instead of wasting your time I just know you will make things so much easier for you in the long run. Look Anon, I'm behind you ok? Even if there are times when you start to doubt yourself just remember that I believe in your one hundred percent. Okay?"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ ]
>>28193979
>posting the bad version
why?
>"Wake up birthday boy! Good morning sleepyhead, now I want you to stay right where you are while I go grab your presents, okay? But first...don't worry, I've brushed my teeth! Okay, sit up. What, did you really think I wouldn't get you something! My my Anon, you really have forgotten what birthdays are all about haven't you! Well as your girlfriend I can promise you that as long as we're together you will never spend another birthday by yourself! Now come on and open your presents!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCr0KHrZAOc ]
>>28193586
no.
i'm glad i don't have to study anymore.
>>28193858
>I actually love to do this.
>Will you be my little sister?
who is this little semen demon? moar?
>>28193858
>Hush, did you hear that thunder!
We better run, we better take cover. Because I come from a land down under, where women glow and men plunder.
I don't study because I'm not an idiot.
I actually like these threads. Keep going OP.
>>28193586
I really didn't expect to cry this early in the day. Thanks anon keep up the good threads
>>28195490
>>28195490
good shit tbqh cunt
>you will never spend the summer holiday of your twelfth year meeting almost daily with a girl who lives nearby with her grandmother who joined your class halfway through your school year having only just moved to South Carolina and notice her immediately as someone whose existence you are excited by in a way nobody else's existence has excited you and ride over to her place and squat down to scratch the ears of her grandmother's terrier out back until she comes down in a white dress and pushes her bicycle from the rusted garage and cycle together to the river and skim stones across it and sit on the bank with your legs dangling over the side and listen as she relates the history of her time living in Missouri with her parents who split up early and how her dad used to come by drunk and how her uncles came over one time and waited for him to show up and beat him out front as she cried quote so much I passed out but have her tell you these things without appeal to pity and as though she doesn't understand how her life differs from that of most of her peers and feel a sudden urge to hold her hand and do so and stare down at your joined hands among the long grass and have her stare down too mid-sentence more in curiosity of why you felt like doing that and what this means for two people to do this and have her look up at you and grin a little and grin back and have her manoeuvre her hand so you are holding them better and look over a field of corn across the bank to where a sun is setting in the pink sky and silhouetting some trucks moving along the horizon
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pte3Jg-2Ax4 ]
>>28193586
>>28193759
>>28193858
>>28193999
>>28194105
>>28194237
WHAT
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS, I WILL NEVER GET TO EXPERIENCE THIS, IT TOOK ME 10 YEARS OF LONGING TO FINALLY GET OVER IT AND YOU ARE BRINGING BACK THE FEELS
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTT
>>28195853
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NEVER EVER FUCK
>you will never live in Spokane, Washington and share a small apartment with a girl who is working at the local hospital as part of her medical training and have her return home from her shift with her hair wet and her light blue scrubs dark with damp and have her droop her lower lip in mock self-pity until you go over and hold her body against your own and her turned face against your chest and waddle over to the bathroom together as you both begin to laugh while playfully refusing to part and take a long warm shower together until the bathroom is filled with steam which is quickly sucked out as you lift open the window and rush like two children into the small bedroom and curl up below the duvet cover with the lower end tucked beneath your feet and lie there as the radiator begins to click and heat up and the patter of rain falling harder from a stretched grey sky and lie there with her knee threaded between your legs and your chests so close that they touch when you both inhale at the same time and look past her gently smiling face at the slowly darkening room and the droplets that cover the window pane and the headlights of passing vehicles passing faintly along the far wall
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgKymMtqGDQ ]
i am so far gone those greentexts do absolutely jackshit for me, it's like observing antics of another species
>>28193759
> afterlives
Truly, this is some patrician taste
>"G'day anon, would you like to hold this croc? He's a real beauty. Listen mate, I know you're lonely all the time, but I'd like you to remember that i'm always here for you if you need me."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk ]
>>28196420
Yeah same, I'm pretty sure this kind of shit doesn't happen outside of the movies though. Well it might have happened in the 40s oe something but these days even normies live the robot life except with friends
>>28196121
this killed me anon
>>28193858
>hush
holy shit don't quit your day job
>>28196420
wait these are supposed to do something with me?
>>28193586
Thanks for the pic OP, Its nice to imagine the girl is making eye contact with me and talking.
>>28198037
Understand the rambling of a severely autistic man
>>28198307
I have no idea what you are trying to say.
But I might be too drunk to understand anything anyways.
>>28193586
>Exchange e-mails
lmao bitch is this 2005?
>>28193999
No. looks like a slut
probably is
Hi Pharelle.
How are you today?
that's it. that does it. don't go to work tomorrow. and watch the news. screencap this post. may god have mercy on my soul
>>28196121
>You will never live in Spokane, Washington
thank you jesus
>>28193586
>>28193637
>>28193759
>>28193858
>>28193999
>>28194105
>>28194237
>>28195853
>>28196121
NOT THIS THREAD AGAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIN
>>28196798
Saddest one in this thread
>>28193657
>>>28193637
>I'll slay you now where you fucking stand you fucking paki cunt. You listen to fucking me.
TFW I get this meme
Feels good man
Bumpo, Please post more so I can contemplate how depressed and lonley I am.
Someone please shoot me
>>28193759
>Gosh your skin is so warm
Literally everybody who touches me comments on how cold my skin is.
>>28193586
Why do these threads even exist? They serve no point. All these threads even are is just fantasies about something we'll never have or attain and the fact that op and many other people on here are actually able to create fictional dialogue on the matter proves how much they think about this stuff, dreaming that some day it might happen to them. Girls like this don't exist, and even if they did, they wouldent go for someone as autistic and emotionally broken as us.
>>28193586
I've been listening to Eisley since I was 13, and I used to listen to them with my girlfriend while driving down backroads in the rural midwest when we were 16.
I fucking hate my life
>>28196830
I grew up on an isolated island and dated a girl on the island in high school for 2 years. We did all of this green text stuff.
The memories are so painful now, I almost wish it didn't happen.
>>28203276
Oh poor you normie :(
>>28203202
>>28203276
What the fuck?
Both of you need to piss off right now.
These threads give me some hope that I will find an innocent, virgin, sweet, qt3.14 with similar interests, but deep down I know it will never happen.
>>28203739
It might happen but she's going to be very unattractive.
90% of 3D girls are hideous anyway.
>>28203823
Hence why qt3.14 was a part of the description, too bad either sluts or ugly chicks have been into me.
>Wow anon, that was a great adventure! I didn't know you knew such a beautiful spot in the hills! Maybe we should go home and watch one of those movies you talking about earlier. Before Sunset? Sounds great! Let's go to your place
>>28203666
>>28203736
There's benefit in never experiencing these things. Once you've felt it, there's little chance that you will feel something like that again. The adult world is too corrupted and too stressful to ever go back to the innocence of the teen years. All you knew in your teen years were that you liked eachother's company. You both laughed and liked the each other's personalities. That's all that mattered.
Teen love is such a short time too. It only lasts for a few years. It's sort of an illusion, or a mental trap. You spent most of your life in the adult world, in an adult relationship. There's really no benefit in experiencing a deep relationship in your teen years, all it does is make you romance the past in your adult life.
if I could take it back, I probably would.
>>28204214
>romanticizing teen love that much
You almost certainly wouldn't take it back
>>28198510
>Pharrelle
What do you mean by this?
>>28193586
Lol cringey autist
>>28196798
Still too soon.
>>28202136
These are the lead-ups to masturbation fantasies.
