Kirby has sucked you up!
What power will he get when you are absorbed?
>>28193231
The power to feel nothing
>>28193231
Nothing, we're all the mooks that don't give powers. We're just going to get spit out
>>28193231
His foreskin disintegrates.
>>28193231
he succ me
>>28193231
constant existential crises and a yearning to be loved
>>28193231
self loathing and autism
>>28193231
Kirby doesn't have to work anymore! Freed from his shakeles of wagekekitude, Kirby grows a duvet and a smug face, and is no longer bound by the shekelstiens!
input delay
>>28193372
but he loses the ability to move because he is too sleepy and lazy
and he develops a terrible shitposting habit that isolates him from those who used to be his friends and family
>>28193231
Depressionunoriginal
>>28193231
the power of suicide
>>28193425
The ragiewagies strike again!
racism
of course this is original!
He sucks me up
Into his cute little tummy
He is instantly endowed
With the power to be M.R Timey
He will rhyme and rhyme
He will rhyme without quit
He will beckon the day
He swallowed and didn't spit
His mind will go mad
He will eventually die
From the stress that was caused
By eating a rhymer like I
>>28193231
over sensitivity
massive anxiety
a little smarter than average
a chip on his shoulder
The power of >tfwnogf
>>28193231
The power to turn invisible socially because thats what I hsve to deal with everyday.
>tfw kirby finnaly gives you the succ
>>28193231
When he absorbs me he will look shriveled up and gray like an old apple core kinda. He will lose all powers and want to kill himself.
>>28194797
robots confirmed for toxic to poor kirb's health
nothing noteworthy
he starts bouncing all over the place, uncontrollably
he doesn't even know why it's happening
but it won't stop
this goes on until he pops, and is finally at peace
>>28193274
This. We are the nothing monsters. The mobs that give absolutely nothing. He will swallows us and receive nothing.
The power to masturbate furiously for half a second and cum out a fish
Rainbow curse might be one of the worst games in recent years.
>>28195008
It was alright
I played it with my bro as waddle dee we had fun
Hallucinations, delusions, and paranoia
>>28194958
It would be hilarious if that was a short-ranged attack but one of the most powerful in the game.
The power to figure out why he wears the mask
He would gain The Power of Failing.
>>28195994
To realize why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane
>>28196054
At least he can talk.
The power to never be disappointed by anything any more by having low expectations of everything.
>>28196076
>>28196094
It doesn't matter how worthless you are, what matters is our plan
