Any anons here super familiar with tinder?
I'm trying to start a profile, but I have no social life so I don't have any legit pics to use
>>28191815
Did anyone ever say where that picture came from? I've seen it many times but never gotten a sauce.
As for Tinder: don't bullshit. State intentions upfront.
Two of my friends who use it successfully only have selfies on it. They don't go out a lot and obviously don't play sports/go hiking or whatever so just lots of selfies and they've gotten on fine. One fucks on the regular.
I'd do the same if I was good looking.
>>28191815
SAY you like pizza, its code for girls wanting to fuck you for one night stands
>>28191909
wth???
>>28191857
I know it was from some shitty 9gag meme probably unsaucable in that case.
>State intentions upfront
In the bio or as soon as they match?
>>28191953
It was "when your little sisters boobs are bigger than yours"
Meaning She's underage, btw
>>28192070
Of course she's underage, look at her face.
That said, those tits are almost worth jail.
>>28192106
>almost
mate
you dont see a developed woman with funbags like those let alone still developing innocent bird
id fuck her brains out
>>28191815
1. pictures
If youre attractive, use a lot of light and take off your shirt. Look a bit like Jaden Smith.
If youre not, use shady pictures and dress uniquely (i use very large sweaters)
2. bio
If youre attractive, it doesnt matter at all.
If youre not, again, try to differentiate. I have 'a e s t h e t i c s', you can name a unique hobby, you can say something weird, but dont make stupid puns or say basic shit. Everybody has some lame pun.
3. conversation start
Again, dont open with a stupid joke, everybody does that. In fact, I SPECIFICALLY say i dont make opening jokes most of the time, because you can just find them online and theyre lame. Dont just say 'hey' either. Ask her something about her bio, tell her something weirdly specific or funny, just BE DIFFERENT.
After this its just practice. Be funny, be clever, know when to be serious, make sure you come across as deep and smart and funny at the same time.
>>28192678
Cheers anon, is it a good idea to disclose work info?
I'm an aerospace engineer so I'm hoping it'll help me
>>28192678
What if you're ugly but ripped as fuck and don't want to be a tool about it
>>28192932
Yeah thats a cool job, you can show it without it being in your bio, its an option
>>28192968
Wear clothes where its visible, but dont overdo it. You dont want to look desperate. Just subtly show off.
>>28192678
>conversation start
Putting a lot of effort into writing something unique will just waste your time.
Pic related is anon, this is what i mean by shady pics. Add 'a e s t h e t i c s' and even though im a 3/10 the girls i talk to really like the artsy type.
>>28193108
lol, how hard is it to ask a question about a persons bio? just show that you dont copy paste with every girl
>>28191815
I redid my profile and got 2 messages and a superlike yesterday
so I panicked and haven't used my phone since then
>>28193136
How many pics? I've only got one atm so I probably look like a fake account
>800 matches
Feels goodman.
>20% bots
Feels bad man.
>>28193280
>tfw I don't even match with the bots
>>28193136
holy shit don't do this if you're above the age of 18
>>28193371
I am 18, plenty of matches up until like 25, and theyre almost always interested in conversation with me because I seem interesting
>>28193265
I have 3 pics, its probably good to have more than one at least.
>>28193442
One will get you skipped, have a pic with your body or atleast torso in to show you aren't fat or a manlet
>>28191815
go on /soc/ and take one
I get several matches, some of them cute girls.
But then i dont start conversation with them since i wouldnt know what to say and i dont really want to be with them.
>>28193664
Same, usually when I get a match I delete the app for a few days so I don't have to deal with it
>>28193664
>goes on tinder
>doesnt wanna be with cute girls
the fuck is your problem then
Just to be clear, selfies are okay as long as you can't see your arms holding the camera or if there's a mirror in the background, correct?
Every female photo I come across is a selfie.
Tinder is nothing but bottom of the barrel women.
>>28191815
Do you have any money? Go get professional photos taken that show your good side. You automatically shoot up in value, because you're showing that you can afford to do so and that you have the insight to use a good photograph.
