Don't fucking move tough guy!
Who are you calling tough, mask man?
You must not know me well
>>28191634
Can I blink?
.44magnum hollow points?
Welp I'm fucked
I'm Son Goku, your bullets won't do anything to me.
heh... alright...
*teleports behind u*
*slices gun out of your hand with katana without injuring you*
Didn't you know? Violence isn't the answer, kiddo. Play time is over
*teleports on top of volcano*
*drops gun into volcano*
*teleports back*
Heh... whaddaya gonna do without your toys, huh?
>>28191634
Give me the .44 embrace.
>>28191634
Jokes on you my heart and lungs and moving
*fucking moves*
What are you gonna do about it? You think your some sort of big guy?
>>28191634
I'm going to move, and if you decide to shoot me because of it I won't stop you
>>28191634
>you're a big guy
*teleports behind you and cuts you in two*
>not anymore...
Just pull the trigger, please. You'll be disappointed when you don't find anything worth money in my pockets afterwards.
>>28191634
haha great joke anon - you're the third person after my parents today who's talking about moving from my current position
So I'll say this one last time today: I'm very comfortable her on my bed, thus I have no desire to move right now or any time soon. I have been sitting here for 5 hours and I intend to remain in the same position until tomorrow morning.
So have fun standing there with your gun all night.
>>28191634
I actually had a guy put a gun to my face before its not actually as scary as you think. I still wouldnt live in atlanta again
>>28191634
Thanks for the compliment. I've never been called tough before. I don't really see why you are calling me that when I don't excercise and I am a literal skeleton, but thank you. Just for that, I won't move.
>>28191634
The fuck do you want, asshole? The $3 and 25yo Blockbuster card in my wallet? My $15 Walmart canvas sneakers? You are really bad at picking targets, you know that? I mean, that guy over there has a Cartier watch on, for fuck's sake.
I will move as I might.
I will move as I may.
I will tighten my sphincter
And to you I will say.
"Oh Mr. Man,
please stop for some time
I'm just a poor robot
All I've got are these rhymes."
As I do talk
I move ever closer
My rhymes did take him
On a hypno-coaster
Before he did know it
I was one foot away
He knew he was fucked
It was clear as the day.
My hand did extend
To the tip of his junk
Into his stomach
His heart must have sunk
I tore off his penis
With a swift grab/pull
And into his rectum
I shoved that sex tool
Never again
Will he rob a robot
He thought he could do it
But in my rhymes he was caught.
>>28192605
your rhymes are brilliant MRT
you are truly a beacon of hope in these dark and desperate times
Freeze, you degenerate punk!
>>28191634
Do it if ya got the stones.
>>28192350
"Wow. You're right!"
He robs that guy but comes back.
>Anon becomes a crimelord by being a sarcastic fuck
What do you say in your defense at trial?
>>28191634
I-IT'S NOT LIKE I WANT TO PULL OF YOUR MASK OR ANYTHING... B-BAKA!
>>28192788
>What do you say in your defense at trial?
"What the fuck is this? I thought this was supposed to be a jury of my peers. If the court thinks this collection of wretched, dimwitted mongoloids are -- no, goddammit, Levi, I will not sit down and be quiet -- are my peers, then the court is obviously holding me in contempt, and I want a fucking mistrial."
>>28192088
that fucking smurk
every time
>>28192978
L-Littlefinger?
>>28192978
L-Littlefinger, i-is that you?
>>28192981
>single-handedly dismantles corruption in US government
>becomes president by unanimous pre-emptive nomination and vote
What do you say at your acceptance speech?
>>28191634
If I pull that off with you die?
>>28191634
Tell me anon, do you feel in charge?
Excuse me sir, If you don't leave the premise I'm going to have to fill out a report.
>>28191657
Kek
(lel 2bh)
Pull the fucking trigger, faggot. I'm ready to go.
>>28193130
>What do you say at your acceptance speech?
"Everyone who voted for me is a moron with no sense of self-interest. I promise nothing, except to amuse the hell out of myself and to see just how much I can get away with. Fuck all of you. Here is where most presidents would say God bless America...but if there is a God, then may He take pity on you for what I'm about to unleash. Now get the fuck off my property."So in other words, President Trump
>>28191634
SAY THAT AGAIN. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
