>this is all Chad needs to do to get a gf
>getting 2 cute gfs in minutes
>>28190668
>only in america
in europe shit almost never works like that, even if you're chad.
>>28190668
just had my heart ripped out today cuz i was denied = - [[[[[[[[
I dont see how shit can go this well for people
She was perfect, and now im ready to kill myself...
>>28190702
>not just being yourself instead
Here's one I posted earlier, but nobody was really in that thread.
>>28190701
Never happens in the UK. I swear American girls are easy.
>>28190702
Sounds like u just weren't urself bro.
Good luck next time tho! ;)
>>28190733
These threads are tip top quality, pip
Never stop posting
>>28190737
Except it absolutely does.
Slags are piss easy
Just in case you wanted more assurance
>>28190771
No it doesn't. I'm not the anon you replied to but I take it you don't live in the UK.
POST PiCs OF YPURSELF OP
You're a really pathetic individual. Even among tripfags. It's embarrassing.
>>28190716
what does that even mean?
i wasn't faking anything, we were perfect for each other. but i got denied. im not bad looking, i dont act too wack, i think she has a bf...
i lived in hell my whole life. She was the escape from it. If i wont be given an escape, i might as well make one. With a 9mm to my skull... Im on the edge and im close, i just need to keep pushing...
>>28190783
>Number
>lol
>gives number
LITERALLY WOULD NEVER HAPPEN IN THE UK.
>>28190835
Are you that same loser that says something along those lines in every one of Vagabonds threads?
>>28190668
Post this purported "Chad" you are using. I need to know how high the bar is set for us robots...
>>28190861
No, first time I've posted that. Must be a common thought.
>>28190839
I was just memeing.Don't kill yourself anon.
>>28190881
I want to see this too.
You could also change the setting so you are looking for guys to see guys around you.
>>28190908
>>28190881
Agree. Fucking post em reeeeee chads need to die
>>28190839
>what does that even mean
>being this emotional
how long have ya been here, normie?
>>28190668
You had a similar thread a few days ago which included this whore who fucked 17 guys, 4 girls, and was drugged and raped by 3 guys at a party?
That night I had a dream she was my girlfriend and she cucked me.
I'm disappointed in how pathetic and beta I was. I didn't even break up with he after it.
>>28190881
The funny thing is that early on people used to say that he was only average looking/below average and it wouldn't work as well as it has. Just goes to show that the blue eyed feminine guys that /r9k/ seems to think women want aren't the ideal.
>>28190794
You gotta get the slags drunk first
>>28190835
Are you toasty, roastie?
>>28190952
lol why would you even admit this? time to get some self-respect fampai
>>28190701
>in europe shit almost never works like that, even if you're chad.
oh please, i asked a girl over twitter if she wants to do a threesome with me and my then current GF and she said yes
>>28190716
>using senpai
>being yourself
pick one
>>28190844
>He fell for the "It's different in Europe" meme
>B-but NEVER IN THE UK
>Implying UK Chads couldn't do exactly the same thing
>>28190981
He looks like a rapefuge douchebag
>>28190839
Is that one of the flight of the chonchords guys?
>>28190839
>If i wont be given an escape, i might as well make one. With a 9mm to my skull...
>9mm
Enjoy your brain damage. You would need a higher caliber to get the job done
>>28190733
WTF Vaggy you abandoned the previous thread we were in. I was waiting there with my dick in my hand thinking you were asleep
I'm breaking up with you
It's not you it's me
We can be friends though
>>28190952
I had a dream that I was in a relationship with my current gf before we started dating and she cucked me with some extremely old nasty wrinkly old man. I hope it wasn't a premonition!
>>28191164
I'm expecting a complete roasting for her being a feminist.
>>28190988
>Talking about how easy it is to pull sluts on tinder
>Talks about getting them drunk first
Of course most girls are sluts when they're drunk but how are you supposed to make sure they're drunk when you're hitting on them through tinder?
>>28191019
That's why you're on r9k?
Faggot
>>28190835
It smells like roasted roastbeef here
Maybe its just me
>>28191186
ive been on 4chan for 10+ years, i can do whatever i want buddy boy
>>28191177
Just *offer her a drink*
I'm good at putting off obligations
My gf is making me Chicago style pizza for dinner tonight!
I need to take a shit tbo
>>28191244
>>28191273
>>28191314
my f sides
>>28191314
>>28191244
>>28191224
i want to sniff her feet so fucking bad
>>28191314
Tindering on the toilet is the best way.
Do you think you could get this many matches on an actual profile?
>>28191273
I wonder if she will defend her feminist sisters
>>28191164
>asking for number when phone doesn't work
She doesn't even question it
>talking to girl on tinder
>all goes well
>she asks if i wanna get some coffee one day
>meet up yesterday
>feels like its going well irl too
>she has to leave after about an hour
>asks if i can wanna walk her to the station
>talk a bit more before she goes to her train
i think ill make it guys
>>28191496
She doesn't drive? That's good, it makes you more desirable to her.
Has anyone here ever lied about their uni grades to their parents or faked grade reports?
>>28191521
Driving is not really an issue here because I'm not living in America, I only own a bicycle myself :^)
>>28191539
In high school not in college
>>28191553
>I only own a bicycle myself :^)
What a cuck
FML senpai tbo
>>28191574
Driving is literally a waste of time and money where I live
>>28191598
LETS GO MANCHILDREN
LETS GO
TOOT TOOT
>you will never have a girl be this excited to match with you
>>28191642
Enjoy being out of shape while i ride my bike for more than 400km every week while making money and get fit as fug
>thinks this means she is actually his gf now
Seriously, you guys are so fucking desperate it's not even funny. Do you seriously think that these Tinder threads mean Chads get pussy from every message? Hell no. You'd have to be a complete idiot to think that.
The odds that OP's picture would have actually led to the girl meeting the guy? I'd say about 10%. This is from experience as a decent-looking normie. Girls will easily show interest in a guy, but most will flake before an actual date.
OP, you will die a bitter virgin exactly because you see what you want to see. You want to see Chads getting pussy without any effort. This isn't reality, it's just what your delusional mind is making you believe.
>>28191642
>i bought a car this must mean im a man now
how stupid can you be?
>>28191575
>>28191668
>she's my gf now!
You are one sad fuck. If you spent a bit more time and effort in not being human garbage, you might actually get a gf. A real one.
I have to work tonight. Might mean I get another thread going tonight!
>>28191732
Why don't you actually try to meet up one of those girls and report back to us how it went?
Who let these roasties into my thread?
>>28191757
he cant because hes using fake images.
>>28191766
FEMINISTS FUCKING
B T F O
T
F
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>>28191766
>wage gap
this is nicely meme'd for us, but to her this doesn't mean anything since she's not aware of it
>>28191781
Everything about him is fake. So of course he's lonely. But he's just too stupid to realize it.
>>28191681
Actually, I have a home gym built with lumber that I took home in my car, try doing that with public transport or a bike.
You know what? I'm very aware of the fact you have no real hobbies or interests as nearly all of them require the use of a car. You need to get your kite surfing gear out to the beach, you need a car. Need to go hiking or camping anywhere, you need a car. Need to build anything and carry building supplies around? You need a car.
You see the problem isn't that you don't have a car, plenty of people don't and manage to be interesting, the problem is by your pride in not having the ability to drive you're screaming to women that you're actually a loser and hence why even women who don't drive themselves would chose the car version of yourself over your current state, if only for the utility in it.
>>28191803
you honestly think these hypergamous sluts would even swipe right to him much less reply if he was using his real photo?
>>28191690
>PUBLIC TRANSIT IS THE SUPERIOR WAY TO GET AROUND, MY LADY. PLEASE TAKE YOUR SEAT BESIDE ME NEXT TO THE NIGGER BLASTING MUSIC IN THE BABY WITH SNOT ALL OVER HIM.
Actually, I respect those who bike more transit riders. Although not by much.
Going to my gfs
>>28191919
like patriarchy
Toasty tbo
>ALL WOMEN CARE ABOUT IS MONEY THOSE FUCKING WHORES
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOMEN LIKE MEN WITH CARS MORE? FUCKING LIARS HAVING A CAR DOESNT MEAN SHIT. WOMEN LOVE MEN WHO UNDERSTAND THAT IS CHEAPER AND BETTER TO TAKE THE BUS.
>>28190668
>just woke up to a vagabond thread
This gon be gud tbo
I'm in a shitposty mood today
>>28191832
>You need to get your kite surfing gear out to the beach, you need a car. Need to go hiking or camping anywhere, you need a car. Need to build anything and carry building supplies around? You need a car.
Literally of of that could be done with a cargo bike.
I live in one of the best cities in the world for biking, it's pretty common for adults to not have a car or a drivers license here and nobody questions it. I understand that things are most likely very different in America where owning a car makes perfect sense.
My covers been blown!
>>28191948
>wage gap
>rape cult
>le orgasm
toppest kek you sir deserves 4chan gold, I tip my trilby to you good sir upvoted , great moves , keep it up, proud of you Vaggy.
>>28190702
You wouldn't be having this problem if you was just being yourself.
I be myself and I get gfs all the time :)))))
>>28191904
Not the guy but I do enjoy the train. Buses are nigger tier though.
>it's okay if Chad has a foot fetish
>>28191869
They wouldn't meet with him regardless of the photo. That's the point. He's just being a moron and digging himself deeper to prove that point.
>>28191904
i dont even have a bike, i mostly walk everywhere
and you appear to be mad about something but i dont think it has anything do with owning / not owning a car
>>28191948
Oh yes, it's clear, she's your gf now! Man, you are unstoppable.
>>28191948
10/10 toast m8
Do do go do do
>>28192051
there are numerous surveys and articles that confirmed women very rarely actually meet people off tinder and only use it as an ego booster to brag to their other female friends. now fuck off and let us be entertained you butthurt faggot
>>28192084
Obvious samefag is obvious. Very originally so.
>>28192098
I think this is the truth, but someone posted a study on here earlier that said otherwise.
>>28192137
Genuine laugh.
>>28190668
>>28190693
>>28190716
>>28190733
This has to be fake. Who the fuck lets himself have so many notifications!
My mom's a nice woman
>>28192137
>ignorant piece of shit
why is the word ignorant so popular with the SJW feminist types? what does it even mean in this context? ignorant of what? some magic sign in the sky that says that all feminists are right and if you have a differing opinion well you're wrong?
Oh shit hahahahaha
>>28192005
And you just admitted you're a city doll by avoiding the rest of my post. I'm not sure who you're trying to convince here, I'm not even sure if you believe what you're saying.
First of all, I wouldn't assume you even have the land to garden and grow your own vegetables, but how many days would it take for you to get the amount of soil home someone could pick up in twenty minutes with a truck? That assumes that there's even a landscaping place near by. Most cargo bikes can't fit in any lumber at all if you do any wood working.
Secondly, again, what about everywhere outside of the city? The small towns your girlfriend wants to explore that are not on any bus routes? How are you going to go hunting or fishing? Hell, I doubt you could even transport a firearm on a bike without issue.
Your limited to less than a 100km area with your cargo bike and that's being very generous.
Also I don't live in America.
Also "nobody questions it" doesn't mean that it's desirable. I don't know why you're so against admitting that having a car is a slight advantage with women and in life.
>>28192204
Please stop, I'm running out of keks
>>28192204
The autism runs strong in this one.
>>28192204
pls continue bro, im dying !
>>28190844
It's a fucking dating /hookup app, people go on there to find dates, which involves giving your phone number.
What the fuck did you expect???
>>28190668
I love these threads, keep it up
>>28192230
>>28192204
AHAH OH GOD VAGABONDU-KUN GOING FOR A 3-some?!
>>28192137
>>28192204
FUCKING KEK
>Sends girls videos/gifs of dogs being murdered
>They forgive him because he's Chad
>Asks girls to be his gf
>They instantly say yes
>Abuses girls
>They still lust for him
Fucking Chad privileged shitlords
>>28192137
>mfw chad will get away with it
>>28191904
I like the subway, it's warm in there during winter. I get crammed next to a stacey or two and I get to see wagecuck struggle to keep standing fafter a long day of work
We should have an n thread someday
Goddammit mom!!!
Vgxjxjxjxudueijejebebe
No feet today boss
Vagabond you inspired me but I'm not nearly as good as you
>>28192337
I just watch lots of Tim and Eric and take it from there
I fucking love these threads
Le Original Commento
What could possibly go wrong tbo
Ohhhhhhh snap tbo
I can't believe his shit worked
Why the fuck am I alive
>>28190701
Lmao you've never been to Europe then
>>28192427
Genuine cringe
What is the app OP?
>>28192428
She looks ugly in that pic tho
>>28192427
wow she really wants to fuck
>>28192236
>First of all, I wouldn't assume you even have the land to garden and grow your own vegetables, but how many days would it take for you to get the amount of soil home someone could pick up in twenty minutes with a truck?
Most likely a long time, but I dont really need to grow my own stuff so who cares :^)
>That assumes that there's even a landscaping place near by. Most cargo bikes can't fit in any lumber at all if you do any wood working.
You would be surprised how much you can carry on a cargo bike, over a big distance it going to be slower than a car sure, but thats not the point.
>Secondly, again, what about everywhere outside of the city? The small towns your girlfriend wants to explore that are not on any bus routes?
Bike there and have that as a part of the experience
>How are you going to go hunting or fishing? Hell, I doubt you could even transport a firearm on a bike without issue.
Cargo bike :^)
>Your limited to less than a 100km area with your cargo bike and that's being very generous.
I know a guy who is biking to Spain on a cargo bike from northern europe so nah
>Also I don't live in America.
wew
>Also "nobody questions it" doesn't mean that it's desirable. I don't know why you're so against admitting that having a car is a slight advantage with women and in life.
sure maybe but I dont feel like I want to pay a lot of money for something I'm not going to use
>>28192402
Tell Ellie tgat her friend is back stabbing her to ruin their relationship
>>28192452
Tinder tbo
>>28192458
Nigga I'm using a fake profile idc I they're ugly
>>28192073
It's just that you people worry me.
Most people who don't drive would just say something like 'I don't drive because it's too expensive but I would so I could do ____'.
Hell, most NEETs would enjoy the freedom of cars greatly, but with some of the people here it becomes a fox and the grapes situation and they're trying to convince everyone and themselves how they don't actually want or need cars,how limiting yourself to a small area is great, and it doesn't affect their life negatively at all. It's taking pride in that which you shouldn't. Hipster shit.
Probably no way she responds to this
Humidification I.
>>28190900
That's a really good pick up line, it's funny and you're poking fun at her without personally insulting her. Ladies love that shit.
source: am girl, can confirm
>>28192230
holy fucking fuck shit david! David... david david.. mate, buddy.. bro. just keep your fucking cool and MAKE THE GODS SMILE!!
>>28192468
Where did you find believable photos to pass yourself off as a chadbro? I want in on this game.
I realized I know this girl.
Last I heard she was in a long term relationship
>>28192476
i have enough money to buy a car if i want to. i dont want a car because:
a) constant money for gas
b) would break down from time to time, which means more money
c) driving is stressful
d) i have plenty of friends with cars so i can always pay them to help me out if i needed to move or go somewhere
i prefer to live a simpler life
>>28192468
Did you ever message a fat or ugly girl and try to get some free pizza or something out of it?
You're my fav trip senpai never stop this isgold
>>28192552
Skye's a keeper what a total slut. You should fuck the shit out of her
>>28192230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usfZSsSeSKo
>>28191832
>not having the ability to drive you're screaming to women that you're actually a loser
If I told a women in my area that I only use a bike as transportation.
>"Oh anon, you must be homeless."
>>28192552
Shit, this is very uncomfortable to read
>>28191904
Uh yeah I like public transit way more than cars. I don't like biking because I'm a lazy piece of shit and don't like exercise. I live in a city so if a guy was like "hey let's go on a date" and we took public transit to get there I wouldn't even think anything of it, literally everyone takes public transit and doesn't drive. I would actually be weirded out if he wanted to drive on our date because I'd assume he'd want to take me somewhere outside of the city or something.
>>28192563
I've used the Anna account to get free pizza several times. Sometimes it works right away and other times it takes awhIle, so I mostly just do it to show off to friends or if I'm broke.
>>28192611
He uses a catfishing account which means the girls think he's chad. He's the only good trip on this board.
>>28192552
You realise she's mocking you right? Probably knows it's a fake profile or thinks its real and is gonna help out her friend
>>28192611
He can't the picture he is using isn't him. But he CAN get nudes though
there's literally no point in trying to get a gf if you're ugly
>>28192098
I use it to laugh at the cringy messages I get with my other female friend who also gets them
If OP had messaged me with this stupid shit I'd just reply and play along like these women, too
xD
>2819641
>>28192635
How do you pull it off? I'm so broke I haven't eaten any pizza in two month's
>>28192649
yeah something is fishy about this chick. probably catfishing or trying to help out her friend
>>28192641
Eggmans my favorite trip tbo
Still in this tbo
Hope she has some good personal heroes
>>28192684
But eggy was just a failed normie, and as far as i'm convinced you're not an attention whore normie, just a robot entertaining us. At least you post OC
>>28192641
>>28192650
Yeah I know :/ I'm using these threads as gym motivation, if I can get even 20% of this level of enthusiasm from women my entire world would change.
>You may one meet a freak like Skye through Tinder who will punish you
>>28191539
I did in HS because I didn't even try to improve my grades
>>28192710
Vagabond has a gf and is handsome in real life
>>28192462
>need to grow my own stuff so who cares :^)
I don't need to have interests, I don't need to have hobbies, I don't need to get out of bed, I don't need to go on 4chan, I don't need to do anything. Wah, why can't I find a date?!
>Bike there and have that as a part of the experience
Yes, and I'm sure you go on 400km rides often on all those highways without bike lanes. It's amazing that every girl you meet just happens to be a long distance endurance cyclist who travels with only her cycling gear.
>Cargo bike :^)
I'm not sure if you understand how ridiculous you sound. You're going to get up in the morning, load your gun into your cargo bike, bike through 50 km of urban sprawl to where you're hardly even out of the city, stash your bike, shoot a deer and then bike home with it on your trailer?
I didn't ask if it was possible, I simply said it wasn't reasonable.
>I know a guy who is biking to Spain on a cargo bike from northern europe so nah
You're being an idiot. The reason why you're mentioning this is because it's unlikely to begin with or else you wouldn't have bothered. Just because someone has skied across Antarctica doesn't mean you can suggest that as a viable options next time a tourist there wants get across it.
If everyone wanted to do want you're suggesting, they would just do it. They don't, it sucks.
>sure maybe but I dont feel like I want to pay a lot of money for something I'm not going to use
Nor do you have to. Just accept that it's a disadvantage and someone people will look down on you for it.
>>28192707
Dude you're boring just leave it to the pros. I can tell you have LITERALLY no personality and are insecure.
Practice before you post
To the guy who asked, I could explain in detail later when my hands aren't as tied, but it's pretty easy. Just be a girl and ask guys to buy you pizza.
>>28192745
U r mean senpai goddamn
>>28190737
>>28190701
European girls are harder for white men to get, maybe
This is seriously coming from the continent where women would sleep with "refugees" because of how progress it is?
Don't make me laugh.
This is just another one of those comments shoehorned in by an obsessed Europoor (you) due to how badly you handle the fact that Americas influence rules over you.
Case and point, you using this American made website.
Skye stopped responding after she realized I was younger than her :(
>>28192741
I'm not going to bother with this anymore, but for
>Wah, why can't I find a date?!
I did actually go on a date, and it went pretty well :)
>>28192810
I always lie to women about my age these days and I'm fucking 29, the amount of times being too young has ruined my chances
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT TBO
>>28192810
Skye looks like a less attractive version of Natalie dormer
>Black knight thread
YES
>tfw no mommy gf tbo
>>28192859
HOW DOES THE MADMAN DO IT TBO
>>28192552
Post more of her pics. She seems qt
>>28192635
more pics of tina
Too many bitches not enough hours
>>28192559
>driving is stressful
confirmed pussy
>gas is expensive
how is paying your friends?
>it would break down
buy a toyota
>>28192801
>Case and point, you using this American made website.
>he writes using a european alphabet
Checkmate, burger.
i will never have this
Mommy gf incoming
>>28192707
Jesus christ
As someone who actually does stand up, this is horrific
You have wrestled my jammies
>>28192920
Literally just be yourself and talk to them, tibi etch
>>28192995
Skye sounds like an actual slut. I-I kinda want her to be my American gf.
t. Brit
>>28193023
She's probably just bantering rn, but she'd probably be dtf
>>28192762
great, i sure as hell could use some pizza tonigh. I will even share a couple slices with my less fortunate homeless robots after
>>28192559
I agree with all that, except the last two. By paying your friends with a car to pick stuff up for you or by even riding along with them, you are clearly recognizing the utility of it and thus I don't believe you are allowed to be as boastful as that other guy in the thread.
Also, owing a car doesn't mean you live a simpler life. You simplify your life by understanding things. Working on your car with your own tools simplifies vehicles in a way that riding the bus for a lifetime would never do. Not to mention if you want to live in a cabin, grow or hunt some of your food then you can't really without a vehicle. Is that not a simple life? Is relying on other people to work on and understand everything around you really simplifying things?
You're okay. I used to walk everywhere too. I have to respond to other people in the thread.
>>28192633
>I'm a lazy piece of shit and don't like exercise
You sound like such a catch, it's no wonder that everyone who wants to drive you out of the city to kidnap you. I guess they don't want to just take you hiking or something.
All you've done is explain what everyone else in the thread already explained just more poorly. You ever wonder why you don't see many normal successful people on the bus as they get older? Of course riding the bus is normal if you're a teenager or in your early twenties. Just wait for everyone to move on and you become the weird old people the youths of the bus talk shit about.
>>28193049
>Smellie
Childish namecalling but it's brilliant.
Another confirmed takedown
>>28193049
>Smellie
nice
>>28193098
>tfw I'll never have Skye be my mommy gf and punish me by sucking my dick for being naughty
>>28192841
If I were losing an argument I would try to get out of it too.
Woah, a whole date?! Did you hold hands with her?! That's the most amazing thing ever that you've found one person out of three billion that actually wants to be around you long enough that you can justify what a loser you've become since you got out of high school and spun your wheels for a few years.
Post Skye pics Vagabond pls
>>28193117
plz stop
>origami commentator
>>28193098
>>28193117
These feels are too much. I'm going to the gym to lift away the pain and one day have a qt slut Skye gf
I meed Skye's pics in my life, Vagabond
These threads make me laugh because I did this kind of shit with my real face and the women HATED me.
But it always seem so light and playful and flirty when it's Chad daddy.
I guess looks really do matter :)
I guess i'm just not robot enough to understand what's going on here but can some one explain? as in who are these people and why do you all seem to know them? is this just self promotion... whats up here.
EMMA NO
She was just pranking me all along of course
>>28193220
>I-I was just bored BAKA I don't really want a Chad!
>>28193220
Absolutely hilarious. All these women calling OP a rude person but they just cannot stop talking to him.
>>28193190
>shoe shoe normie scum!
our only good tripfag besides eggman is here pretending to be a Chad (a really good looking guy) on tinder.
He is then acting autistic on purpose to see if an autistic /r9k/ user would have luck getting girls numbers if he was born attractive and privileged
so far it is working so well that there should be official studies done to prove this and publish it so that people stop saying "jus b urself' and realize looks are all that matter
Vagabond for the love of god, Skye pics plz ;_;
My phones dying
Lol fucking women tbotbo
I like doing random ass song lyrics to girls on this app
![1461536189302[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JLlIKIX.jpg "1461536189302[1].jpg")
>>28193133
Stay mad that I live a good life without a car :^)
>>28193296
>so far it is working so well that there should be official studies done to prove this and publish it so that people stop saying "jus b urself' and realize looks are all that matter
>so that people stop saying "jus b urself' and realize looks are all that matter
i think you may have literal brain damage buddy. Tinder is an app where people go to have random hook-ups. what exactly did you expect was the criteria here if not looks?
Skye confirmed for mommy harlot
>>28193344
>47 on a dating app
She's used up desperate trash
>>28193361
Honestly, I'm not angry at all. I feel a bit sorry for you.
>good life without a car :^)
Yes and you can paint a wall with a toothbrush but nearly everyone else wouldn't. Before you leave, actually, before you pretend to leave and lurk the thread, please tell me what you do with your spare time.
You don't have to have the same interests as me, I was just using those as examples of things you cannot do unless you have a car and you didn't bring forth any of your own.
>>28193363
I expected higher standards desu
he literally asked for a mommy gf and got one
does that not fucking shock you? are you so jaded and contrarian that this isn't at least a little surprising?
a fucking mommy gf
the absolute madman
>>28193419
THIS IS FUCKING KILLING ME ;_________;
>>28193423
I don't really care, I just like doing this
>>28193419
Could Skye be this years Caitlin?
>>28193444
>does that not fucking shock you? are you so jaded and contrarian that this isn't at least a little surprising?
im not saying that these womens behaviour is adequate or normal, but sadly ive seen much worse. looks or not, the real truth is that if youre blunt enough and you have the right amount of confidence, you can shit in a womans mouth and she'll ask for more
DAVID BTFO TBO
>>28193419
POST SKYE PICS PLEASE AS FOR PICS
tbo
>>28193344
> don't wrong
>>28193439
Im pretty sure that It help that my main interests are bike stuff. I work as a bike messenger, and I do other bike stuff in my spare time. Last weekend I raced in a race for track bikes on a closed course. Theres also alleycats and all sorts of fun stuff to do, which is mainly in the city, which is why I dont feel like I need a car right now. Some time I want to get a car, now is just not the time.
>>28193472
There is waifu potential desu
>>28193098
That number looks like it's all 2s.
Isn't it a fake?
>>28193577
Yeah, it's supposed to be
>don't get me wrong
But I obviously messed up
>>28193500
I've given up and am sociopath levels of blunt and confident and I'm still just a weird creep because I'm fat and ugly.
The magic ingredient is good genetics. Appearance.
>>28193560
Tell her you like to dominate feminists by pounding them from behind
>>28193472
Who was Caitlin?
>>28193618
Vagabonds Tinder waifu last year.
>>28193590
i'm just the "normie" but i'd say the other one is a lost cause and this one could actually pan out for you!
>>28192707
Dane Cook or Louis CK? Wow... If the woman doesn't fucking abort, she needs sterilizing.
>>28193616
>I've given up and am sociopath levels of blunt and confident and I'm still just a weird creep because I'm fat and ugly.
well it works for me, and im fairly ugly myself, also bald. keep at it
>>28193644
Any Nudes?? Original comment
>>28193644
Did she turn out to be a total cunt?
>>28193685
You can't just ask for nudes off a waifu
Gjhshudududueue
>>28193580
That's a tough job. You be careful out there. You would be surprised just how much limited vision and how many blind spots exist when you're behind the wheel.
> I dont feel like I need a car right now. Some time I want to get a car, now is just not the time.
I'm just going to let this go despite the whole thread was you arguing that you don't need a car for anything. Eh, whatever.
>>28193709
Are you bent mate?
>>28192552
>muscles
She's back tbo
>>28193742
the "normie" again but can some one post his profile pics, i just want to see what lvl he playen at ? jeff sied was way to obvious to work for me..
>>28191019
How did the threesome go?
>>28193074
Figures a 'public transportation' would escalate into such a back and forth sperge-out. Never change /r9k/
>>28193754
Thank you Vagabond I've recently gotten back into the dating scene, got some dating apps, and suprisingly got a lot replies.
>>28190668
Already all your posts are more work than what I would be willing put in to go down on some chick.
>>28193729
And then I would come in your beautiful contradictory feminist lips
>>28193738
Riding like youre invisible is the best way to go for safety.
and yeah Im p tired take care senpai
>>28193836
Imagine if all this work he spent on trolling would actually be spent on improving himself and getting girls. He'd have lost his virginity by now.
>>28193893
Fuck off, White knight. tbo
>>28191539
I'm literally doing that next week
>>28193893
doesn't he have a gf already?
I think he is a Chad disguised as another Chad trolling girls on tinder
I bet she's really into angry sex
>>28193867
Good luck on your date.
>>28193811
Eh, at least we put on opinions on the line and had them judged by the lurking masses. It's easy to sit back and laugh about 'sperge-outs' when you don't have an ability to argue well or you're not opinionated enough to do so.
'AUSTIM LOL' is the chant of the boring.
>>28193967
Really, she would have stopped talking back by now if she wasn't enjoying herself.
>>28193998
Fucking women aren't right in the head.
>>28193967
>and you are the type of dumb guy I would never let near me
and you say : "You see smellie,that's the drill, It wouldn't be consensual, It would get me off just to see your spirit being broken , your will turned to shreds, and your tears falling down your pretty eyes while you suck my big alpha cock"
>>28194023
This, if he was boring she'd ignore him but because he's being a cunt she can't stop herself
Oh wow lol tbo
>>28194032
Gonna try this when I next get a match. Just be like Vaga.
>>28194032
I used to date a girl like this, they like to argue and talk shit about you behind your back but then they can't leave you alone.
>>28194040
You're going to post them right?
>>28194040
Good lad.
Make sure you share with us, friendo.
