>phone vibrates
>1 new text message
>>28187578
>it's advertisement
>>28187598
>it's a spambot posing as a girl to get you to join a shady website
>It's the phone company threatening to cut you off if you don't pay your bill again
>it's a message reminding me to pay my bill
>phone vibrates
>you check your phone
>it didn't actually vibrate, it was just your imagination
>phone vibrates
>get panic attack because I'm afraid of reading emails/text messages
>message ringtone ring a ling ling
>i won the lottery of $300000.
>now i can too bling bling
>phone vibrates
>message from mum
>favicon changes
>one new (You)
Sometimes my phone vibrates for no reason.
>>28187983
illuminatus
>phone vibrates
>battery charged
>get message out of the blue
>"My computer doesn't work, can you help?"
>>28187982
Best feeling
Have a You
>The only people who ever text you are your parents, occasionally your sister, and the phone company
>phone vibrates
>put it on my dick
>>28187744
Fuck, everytime I hear it too
>>28187578
>Your pizza is en-route
8 missed texts and three missed calls. A couple chicks and friends.
>>28187744
>wait as long as I can till I read it
>even if there is no read notification
>just thinking about opening the message/mail gives me a panic attack
>>28188711
N O R M I E
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(You)
>>28188802
I'm what much of /r9k/ would call a normie and I do this
>>28188803
Na I just have orbiters
>it's family
>it's the phone company reminding you of the data you have left
99% of the time.
>vibrator rings
>realise after all this time that you were using it wrong
> phone rings
> unknown number
>get email
>"further to our meeting on the 20th, you have been dismissed from your apprenticeship with _____ for poor performance to date. I wish you all the best for your future"
>>28187666
>we have been dating for a couple of months
>phone vibrates
>bumped the silent on/off switch in my pocket
>it's a message saying my package has been shipped / was delivered
nobody else would text me anyway so I'm not really sure what I would be expecting but it happens every time
>>28187578
>spend a week drawing a christmas card for old schoolmates facebook group
>3 likes and a comment
>staceys shitty poem she made in the spot has 20 and an entire conversation
>>28187578
>having your phone on anything but silent because you've accepted the fact that you'll never get one
>>28189480
tfw stacy didn't like my Autists and Crafts
>>28189507
>realize phone is broken when dad complains you didnt pick up or read the message he sent me
>turns out it has been broken for a month and i didnt realize
>notification alert sounds
>somebody replied to the same comment that i did on a youtube video 8 months ago
>>28189477
It's called hope, Anon. It means you still have some.
>>28187578
>find old school yearbooks
>first few a couple of kids signed it
>then nobody did
>masturbate to staceys 13 year old picture
>It's AT&T telling me I've used 50% of my monthly data
>get phone call
>it's the debt collectors again
>>28187578
if i ever kill myself i will pay my phone bill for the next year in advance. It would be pretty funny to see if anyone even notticed
>phone vibrates
>1 new text
>is my wife's son asking for money
>>28189785
>To donate to bernie
>>28187744
I know this feel. I just leave my phone on silent. Having it randomly vibrate freaks me out.
>>28187744
Like an actual panic attack or just a lot of anxiety?>>28187983
You might be imagining it depending on how often it happens
>>28189668
>they call with random numbers and different area codes every time
I'm not even in debt, but I know some people who are, that shits horrible
>I hear a buzz
>just like a bee
>why it's my phone
>buzzing at me
>so up comes the phone
>in front of my face
>I disable the lock
>with such swift grace
>to check the message
>took less than a minute
>mfw its Verizon
>I've reached my data limit
>phone vibrates
>it's 880-22
>TRUMP
>Thank you New York for a fantastic victory!
>We're going to Make America Great Again!
good feels
>>28187578
>it's that one Facebook friend you have that sends you "hilarious memes"
>Get unknown phone call
>Always answer it
>Always some fucking bullshit from someone who used to have my number named "Peter"
>"Hello, is this Peter?"
"No. My name is Anon."
>"Can I speak to Peter please?"
"Peter isn't at this address."
>"Oh I'm sorry we'll take you off our list"
>One week passes
>Fuckers call me again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28187578
>ex gf texting me 'whats up'
>nothing, you?
>never texts me again
>Stacy - 12:46: hey anon wat u up 2
>Stacy - 12:47: sorry wrong anon :P
>>28191205
"Haha so true dude"
>phone doesn't vibrate
>wonder why you still even have one
If it wasn't for the fact that I work in the field on occasion and it's simply not safe to be without a phone in the middle of nowhere, I don't think I'd even own it. It's been in my dresser for the past 4 or 5 days.
>>28191205
>that one Facebook friend who sends you ultra-Partisan political articles with titles like "11 reasons conservatives are stupid as fuck" or "why hilary clinton is literally worse than hitler".
>>28191423
>Has no one to call
>Still thinks it matters if he dies
Just let go and be at peace.
>phone vibrates
>"your bill for april is..."
>last message
>"your bill for march is..."
>before that
>"you bill for february is..."
>>28191356
>has Stacey phone number
>still complains
The only people who ever message me are my boyfriend, my brother, my psychiatrist's office reminding me I have an appointment or my phone company saying my bill is due.
It's sad but I guess I'm still doing better than the rest of /r9k/.
>it's from your cute boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>28191703
He probably has it from a college class group project
>>28191783
>my boyfriend just messaged me
>I'm so sad and lonely guys, life's tough
This bothers me desu senpai
>>28191783
>my boyfriend
GEEEET OOOOOOUUTTT!!!!!!!
>Phone rings
>panic because it might be HR
>Its a telemarketer
>panic because no job
>>28191802
>gets chosen to be part of a group
>still complains
>>28191912
>>28191802
It's from highschool. I used to do her homework for her because I thought it might get me laid one day. I was really goddamn stupid back in highschool. It had been a couple years so I don't know why she had it, but she probably deleted it after she realized who I was.
>>28191997
Post her number then.
She completely forgot about you didn't she?
>>28192196
>Post her number then.
This happened years ago, don't have that phone anymore, and even if I did I wouldn't post it here.
>She completely forgot about you didn't she?
I have no idea, probably not, as we did sit next to each other in a few classes and it hadn't been that long since highschool.
>>28187744
Atleast it vibrates
>>28187578
>its your mom
>>28187578
>have phone for 9 years
>only have 4 phone numbers in it
>mom, dad, brother, and pizza
>last text was my brother telling me I'm a fucking loser while he's at his girlfriends house
>I'm 25, he's 17
JUST
>>28187578
>dick vibrates
>1 new orgasm
>>28191332
>get text, literally "Hey." Unknown number
>reply, "Who is this?"
>my ex replies saying it's her
>hadn't heard from her for roughly a year until that point
>don't reply, blank her
>starts messaging my friends on Facebook
>the one that sort of knew her humours her and talks to her for a bit
>other friend escalates into an argument where she told her to get fucked, basically
>she messages me again
>"please anon I just want to talk to you"
>never replied, never heard anything since
Maybe you shouldn't have left me if you wanted to talk to me lol
>>28192266
>when your cousin that you used to babysit has a boyfriend and you're still single
>>28192266
just beat the shit out of him
Get kik bots, even my 5/10 barely functioning nigger self will occasionally have people text me. Even got a few birthday wishes yesterday
>>28192224
>sure she used me and took advantage of me by having me do her homework and I got nothing I return, but I would never do something so savage as to post her phone number online and subject her to the horrors of prank calls
>>28187578
>its your phone company saying you used up all of your data for the month
>>28192366
How does kik work? I always see kik threads but never bothered with looking it up
>>28192380
I offered to so it, it was my fault entirely. I was immature and stupid and I deserve nothing from my dumb actions.
>>28192297
You're acting like a child holding a grudge. The least you can do is offer to hear her out. If you don't like what you hear then you can tell her off, but an ex always deserves a listening ear if you have or even had any respect for them.
>>28192504
Fuck off stacey Chad moved on
Go get another cat or something
Phone rings,
Tfw googeling the number before i answer
My mom sent me a picture today of her wearing slippers under her desk at work
>>28192504
Far as I'm concerned when a couple breaks up that's it, it's over. After that both parties should walk their separate ways and cut contact, seal off that era of their life. Anything else is going to lead to heartache on either/both sides or a ross/rachel situation that I'm not willing to be a part of
Besides which, I don't think she has any right to want to talk out of the blue after a year of no contact after she ends it all with a text
>>28192637
Stop being so thinned skin and grow up. It's common decency to listen to someone who once meant something to you and you to her. Maybe it has nothing to do with you, you're just someone that can help with this one little thing.
